What would you do if you had the power to control minds? End world hunger? Unite politicians to stop global warming? Transform girls who won’t give you the time of day into sex-crazy gymnasts? I thought so.
Well, good news for you and everyone else who loved my December bestseller. Woody and the gang are back, hornier than ever! But our boy with the wholesome hobbit heart is beginning to worry he has too much power. Is it turning him Evil? He goes for help to beautiful psychiatrist Dr. Roberta Crofts-Bailey, but when she scoffs that he’s a deluded nutcase, there's only one way to prove he really can control minds so…
Meanwhile, Emma Starke, fearsome MILF, is back on Woody’s trail, hellbent on reclaiming her daughter Candice and ending his libidinous lifestyle. Except Candice and her luscious roomies Sandra and Tiffany are perfectly happy as Woody’s harem honeys. They don’t miss college at all, making good money as “The Three Bares” at an exotic dance club.