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Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html MissionEarth 4: An Alien Affair Version 1.2 Scanned by casca Proofed/formatted by BW-SciFi Bitsoup.org Voltarian Censor's Disclaimer For the health, safety and sanity of any reader, it cannot be said often enough that the so-called planet "Earth," as described in this story, does NOT exist. And more—it must also be pronounced that it is IMPOSSIBLE for such a planet to exist. First, Voltarian astrographic charts are the most complete in this galaxy. They cover millions of light-years and NO record exists of ANY "Earth" or its so-called designation of Blito-P3. If any such entity existed a mere twenty-two light-years away, we would be the first to know. But there is NOTHING to be found on any astro-graphic records in the vicinity of the "Earth" coordinates but spacedust. Thus the fabricated representation that there was a secret Voltarian base on "Earth" can be dismissed since there is no such planet. There was once a freighter called the Blixo. Records show it disappeared with no survivors, probably at the hands of pirates. Thus, any attempt to say that it was used to make regular six-week runs to bring Earth substances called "drugs" (another deluded concept) to Voltar is without taste or sensibility. Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html Therefore, there could NOT have been such a person as "Rockecenter" who controlled an entire planet's fuel resources as well as "drugs" and the media. The characters Jettero Heller and Countess Krak are real but clearly their so-called exploits on this fictional planet could never have occurred. The name Soltan Gris does appear on some records but this fact does not lend a grain of credit to the account attributed to the narrator who bears that name. The idea that Heller, a Royal officer, would be sent on a Grand Council mission to keep such a planet from destroying itself so it could be invaded later is almost beyond comment. If such a planet did exist, it would be cordoned off as a malignant growth, not assimilated into our Confederacy. This is most evident in the bizarre practices described in this book. It is beyond the bounds of the most fevered imagination to think there could be such people. It proves beyond any doubt that it is IMPOSSIBLE for such a planet to exist. No society could possibly exist that would openly countenance such behavior, let alone professions called "psychiatry" and "psychology." If such sexual practices as described in this volume were condoned (let alone promoted in ANY form), one would find a society where pornography was promoted and perversion promulgated. Crime in such a society would rise to the point where even heads of state would be assassinated and entire countries destabilized through terrorism. No, there can be no such society, let alone a planet, where such decadent extremes could be found. It is impossible. In time, it would destroy itself. That is why "Earth" does not and cannot exist. Lord Invay Royal Historian Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html Chairman, Board of Censors RoyalPalace Voltar Confederacy By Order of His Imperial Majesty Wully the Wise Voltarian Translator's Preface Hi there. This is 54 Charlee Nine, the Robotbrain in the Translatophone and the translator of this work. In support of the Honorable Lord Invay, I can verify that there is nothing in my most extensive data banks to compare with what is described in this book. In fact, certain Earth practices came as such a shock that one of my subcomputers quit in protest and still won't talk to me and another tried to mate with itself. Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html Meanwhile, two are still having a great time arguing over the proposition "Earth is dirty," one is writing a musical, "Candied," two are coauthoring a book called "101 More Ways to Use Mustard and Rolling Pins" and the rest are rejecting this ridiculous behavior with gales of hysterical laughter. That leaves me to try and put some order back into the area after I write up the Key to this volume, which immediately follows. For a nonexistent planet, Earth is a pain in the circuits. Sincerely, 54 Charlee Nine Robotbrain in the Translatophone Key to AN ALIEN AFFAIR Absorbo-coat—Coating that absorbs light waves, making the object virtually invisible or undetectable. Afyon—City inTurkey where the Apparatus has a secret base. Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html Agnes, Miss—Personal aide to Delbert John Rockecenter. AgriculturalTrainingCenterfor Peasants—Cover name for the secret Apparatus base inAfyon,Turkey . Antimanco—A race exiled long ago from the planet Manco for ritual murders. Apparatus, Coordinated Information—The secret police of Voltar, headed by Lombar Hisst and manned by criminals. Assassin Pilots—Space pilots used to kill any Apparatus personnel who try to flee a battle. Atalanta—Home province for Jettero Heller and the Countess Krak on the planet Manco. Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html Babe Corleone—The six-foot-six leader of the Corleone mob, widow of "Holy Joe." Bang-Bang Rimbombo—An ex-marine demolitions expert and member of the Corleone mob. Barben, I. G.—Pharmaceutical company controlled by Delbert John Rockecenter. Bawtch—Soltan Gris's chief clerk for Section 451 on Voltar. Bildirjin, Nurse—Turkish teen-age girl who assists Prahd Bittlestiffender. Bittlestiffender, Prahd—Cellologist who implanted Jettero Heller back on Voltar. He was brought in by Soltan Gris to start the phony World United Chanties Mercy andBenevolentHospital in Afyon. Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html Blito-P3—Voltarian designation for a planet known locally as "Earth." It is on the Invasion Timetable as a future way-stop on Voltar's route toward the center of this galaxy. Blixo—Apparatus freighter that makes regular runs between Earth and Voltar. The voyage takes about six weeks each way and is piloted by Captain Bolz. Bolz—Captain of the freighter Blixo. Bomber—An ordinary Earth vehicle with all of its glass removed and roll bars added. It is found in "demolition derbies" where the object is to ram others to make them unable to move. A winner of one of these was defined as the last vehicle that could still move under its own power. The term is also applied to the driver. Bugging Gear—Electronic eavesdropping devices that Soltan Gris had implanted in Jettero Heller. Gris uses a video unit to monitor everything Heller sees or hears. The signals are picked up by the receiver and decoder that Gris carries. When Heller is more than 200 miles from Gris, the 831 Relayer is turned on and boosts the signal to a range of 10,000 miles. Bury—Delbert John Rockecenter's most powerful attorney, member of the law firm Swindle and Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html Crouch. Caucalsia, Prince—Name of Tug One, after a hero of Manco. Cellology—Voltarian medical science that can repair the body through the cellular generation of tissues, including entire body parts. Chank-pop—A small, round ball that, when pressed, sprays a scented fog; used as a refresher on Voltar. Code Break—Alerting others that one is an alien. Per a section of the Space Code, it carries an automatic death penalty. The purpose is to maintain the security of the Invasion Timetable. Control Star—An electronic device disguised as a star-shaped medallion that can paralyze any of the Apparatus crew of Antimanco pirates that brought Soltan Gris and Jettero Heller to Earth. Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html Coordinated Information Apparatus—See Apparatus. Corleone—A Mafia Family now headed by Babe Corleone, a former Roxy chorus girl and widow of "Holy Joe." Crobe, Doctor—Apparatus cellologist who delights in making freaks; he worked in Spiteos. EmpireUniversity—Where Jettero Heller is taking classes inNew York City . Epstein, Izzy—Student atEmpireUniversity and financial expert whom Jettero Heller hired to set up a corporate structure to handle his finances. Faht Bey—Turkish name of the commander of the secret Apparatus base inAfyon,Turkey . Generated by ABC Amber LIT Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html F.F.B.O.—Fatten, Farten, Burstein and Ooze, the largest advertising firm in the world. Flagrant, J. P.—Vice President at F.F.B.O. He was fired during the hiring of J. Walter Madison. Fleet—The elite space fighting arm of Voltar to which Jettero Heller belongs and which the Apparatus despises. Geovani—One of Babe Corleone's bodyguards. Gracious Palms—The elegant whorehouse where Jettero Heller resides. It is across from the United Nations and is run by the Corleone Family. Grand Council—The governing body of Voltar which ordered a mission to keep Earth from destroying itself so the Invasion Timetable could be maintained.

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