HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT

260 Pages·2008·2.1 MB·English

by  Dollie Llama

How to Fuck a Woman’s Brains Out
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HOW TO FUCK
A WOMAN’S BRAINS OUT
(v3.0)
By ThornDaddy
Forward by Dollie Llama
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Cover art: “Pleasure”, drawing by Amy-Rose.
HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN’S BRAINS OUT is book two of the PEEP!
trilogy.
Book one was Diary of an S&M Romance (by Dollie Llama):
www.smDiary.com. Book three (by ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama,
coming eventually) is Diary of an S&M Marriage.
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Dedicated to Dollie, my fluffy baby kitty whore.
You’re so smart that your brains never stay
fucked out for very long.
And that’s part of why I fuck you constantly.
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NOTE:
This an educational sexual resource for adults only.
Furthermore, if you are adult, but offended by informative
material concerning hot, rough sex between loving,
consenting adults, just GO AWAY, and don’t come back.
There’s nothing for you here.
DISCLAIMER
Nothing in this book constitutes legal, ethical or
health advice. It is only one man’s opinions and
experience, and should be taken as such. If in doubt,
consult a lawyer, doctor, psychiatrist, or other
appropriate professional.
Furthermore, you should not attempt anything
described or suggested in this book unless you are
willing to take complete responsibility; legally, moral-
ly, ethically, sexually, and with regard to your safety
or the safety of others.
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(or bi-curious) women.
How to Fuck a Woman’s Brains Out
Clickable Table of Contents
FORWARD by Dollie Llama
CHAPTER 1 Greetings, Eager Male!
CHAPTER 2 Fucking Your Bitches with Respect
CHAPTER 3 What Women Want
CHAPTER 4 Who to Fuck
CHAPTER 5 How to Attract Women
CHAPTER 6 How to Fuck a Woman’s Brains Out – Let’s Jump Right In
CHAPTER 7 How to Fuck a Woman’s Brains Out - Kings Don’t Live
this Well
CHAPTER 8 How to Fuck a Woman’s Brains Out – Holy God of Fuck!
CHAPTER 9 Where to Find Willing Women
CHAPTER 10 How to Keep Women Coming Back, and Begging for More
CHAPTER 11 How to Keep Women in Line
CHAPTER 12 Overcoming Adversity
CHAPTER 13 Closing Arguments
APPENDIX 1 Interviews with Seven Kinky Women About What
They Want and Need
Dollie Llama
the pet
Kitty
Sienna S
Jennifer Neko
Amy-Rose
Mistress Velvet
APPENDIX 2 Interview with ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
APPENDIX 3 Poly Dollie – Essay by Dollie on Finding Joy in Polyamory
APPENDIX 4 Kink and Sex Educational Resources and Sites
ThornDaddy
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by Dollie Llama
Good on you, you’ve chosen the right book by the right man.
ThornDaddy truly is the King of Fuck.
And I’m a woman who can verify that, as well, perhaps better, than any
other of the more than 200 women he’s fucked. I’m the lucky bitch he
married, the one who sees him when he’s happy and sad, energized
and depleted, manic and cranky. At his lowest, Daddy has more raw
sexual power than any man I’ve ever known. (And I’ve known my
share of men, maybe not quite the 200 partners Daddy’s had, but close
enough to speak with confidence.)
At his best, well rested and full of coffee, Daddy is the most creative,
dirty, subversive, seductive, masterful, majestic, fun-loving, generous,
intuitive, powerful, animalistic, aromatic, soul-sullying, heart-lifting,
goddamn-fucking-amazing lover ever.
Ever.
Yes, I love Daddy. In my world, the sun rises and sets with him. I am
his willing and joyful slave, in and out of bed. I am his best friend, his
lover, his muse-collaborator. I am his fluffy baby kitty whore. I am
proud to be his cum-dumpster and collection of orifices, exclusively for
his pleasure.
He deserves it.
Why? Because he gives me everything I need to be the best woman I
can. Not just sexually, though no one can nail me to the center of the
earth with his cock like Daddy. But Daddy feeds the whole woman, not
just the pussy. And that’s one of the many, many qualities that make
him the god in bed that he is.
I met Daddy on Bondage.com, a BDSM (bondage/dominant-submis-
sive/sex magic, or bondage/domination, sadism/masochism) communi-
ty Web site (back in the days before the buyout by Penthouse and
Alt.com - after which, in my opinion, the site started to suck). I am a
submissive/slave, and was looking for the right Master who might want
to own me. Or, if not that, I was at least looking for a good time.
Let me say this about submissive women: just because a woman is
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wired to love to serve does NOT mean she is easy, or undemanding.
Subs and slaves expect to be treated to earth-shattering sex as much
as, maybe more than, any other women. The way they play requires
they be able to trust their partners to care for them and about them,
even when that trust and care do not rise to, or develop into, love.
They are women who know what makes them wet, and will only accept
the men who can do what they need. I am a woman who knows what
makes me wet and will only accept the man who can do what I need.
Daddy knocked me clean out of my stiletto heels.
When we met, I was amazed, from the first moment. He was cool,
smart, sexy and confident. He wasn’t pushy, sleazy, or smarmy. He was
commanding, but not condescending. He showed me his talents without
being egotistical. He was powerful and charmingly humble. He was
honest. He continues to be all of this, day in and day out. And he
makes me cum like I’ve lost my mind.
Of course I’m madly in love and lust with him. How could I not be?
And if you pay close attention, practice what he preaches, you can have
a bit of that glory and majesty for yourself and those you fuck. You
should thank him now. If you do it well, he might even make time to
read it. That is, if he’s not simply too busy fucking my brains out. Or
me and one of our playgirls. Daddy’s man enough for a whole houseful
of bitches. And that’s a man worth listening to.
Dollie Llama
Los Angeles,
Spring 2008