HOW TO BE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS The truth isn’t out there,it’s in here. Watch the skies.Keep looking. Ss FORWARD, CONTRIBUTORS CONTENTS Dear alien abductee, Editor(cid:150)in(cid:150)chief Kevin Braddock There is no guarantee that you will be abducted Associate editor by aliens once you have read this manual. Richard Benson We cannot predict who aliens will abduct next, Contributing editor or when they plan to abduct someone from Mark Hooper earth.It is not for us to know the wisdom of Writer and researcher visitors from other worlds.But we know that the Liz McGrath information in this manual will help you maximise Thanks to your chances of being abducted by aliens. Christopher Martin, Margaret Fry, The information here has been researched from Russel Callaghan, a wide variety of sources in the UFOlogy and Jennifer Kabat and Alex Bilmes alien abduction community.By understanding Illustrators more about visitors from other worlds,the kinds Andrew Rae of spacecraft they fly,the locations in which Dave Brown they’ve been sighted and the type of person they Devised, usually abduct,you can prepare yourself as fully commissioned and as possible to be abducted by extra-terrestrials. published by The Fish Can Sing There is no certifiable proof that aliens exist, Designed and or that people have been abducted.But there produced by is no proof that they don’t exist,and that many Fibre people haven’t been abducted.Abductees and UFOlogists typically have to fight against Page widespread scepticism of their claims. 4-5 Some commonly spotted UFOs 6-7 Some commonly encountered aliens What do we believe? We believe that it’s better 8-17 The Top 40 UK alien abduction hotspots to believe.The key to your enjoying the 18-19 How to be abducted by aliens in London: experience of alien abduction is learning how Interview with Christopher Martin to wait,so take your time and enjoy this manual. 20-21 Most Wanted: The 10 Britons most likely to be Abducted by Aliens We hope it will help you get the most out of 22-23 How to tell if you’ve been abducted by aliens your abduction by aliens. 24-25 The art of waiting 26-27 How to wait to be abducted by aliens Bon voyage! 28-30 The A to Z of alien abduction The editor 31 Listen up: What to listen to during your close encounter COME FLY The Foo Fighter Bright orbs of light of varying dimension from 10-100ft WITH ME Most commonly reported during World War II by pilots, and investigated by the Royal Navy and Home Office In 2003 a man in Erdington claimed a small bright light which he described as (cid:31)a Tinkerbell(cid:31) SOME COMMONLY SPOTTED UFOS fluttered through his house. Rose Gillespie and Marion Vance witnessed a green light above Craigneuk in Scotland. The light moved around The British Isles attract a certain type of UFO.The following are listed their car before shooting off in the direction in order of their frequency of visits. of Muirhouse The Saucer The Delta The classic (cid:31)flying saucer(cid:31) shape, reminiscent Triangular or wing-shaped with lights on of an upturned dish, often accompanied by each corner flashing lights 50-100 yards in length Large variation in reported size and dimension Occasionally attributed as a Vulcan or B-2 Easily forged by amateur hoaxers Stealth Bomber, or a supposed (cid:31)test(cid:31) plane, Very common in sightings today the TR3B Spotted over Hainault, in August 2003, where Grace Thomas and her friend Mel Rex observed a (cid:31)squat oval shape(cid:31) with bright lights and strange markings The Cigar The Ring Cylindrical, cigar or missile-shaped Circular or (cid:31)blob(cid:31) shape Of varied size and length. Fast moving. Able to 60ft in length turn, change direction and stop at high speed Alternating flashes of colour Former airline worker Douglas Wragg, 71, Allan Spick, 66, described a (cid:31)hollow object(cid:31) witnessed a cylinder-shaped flying object flashing red and yellow, 1,000 yards above his (cid:31)like two rolls of carpets(cid:31) which climbed to over home in Belvoir Gardens, Lincolnshire in 2003. 20,000ft over Petts Hill in 2003 In September of 2003, Jim and Christine Webley spotted a (cid:31)strange blob-like sphere(cid:31) in Bolsover, Derbyshire on three separate occasions 4 5 WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS SOME COMMONLY ENCOUNTERED Aliens Reptoids 5-7ft in height Taarrheoe uk nUndon wtivhnee r tsUoe nvmiitsaeiytd EbKeair nitnhgh.dTaobhmiet e afdon ldblo yaw rbeiin lllgiiso thneadsv oeinf b loiefreednfeo rrr emopfse ,atyhteeedti rlo yfn rseliyqg huate efnedcwy GRRIneerteepdelt lieingliy aeleennsa tit nhR eaerppypt oseikadirnsa narcee thought to control the Greys of sighting. Also known as: Alpha-Draconians, Altairians, Booteans, Nagas, Reticulans Greys 3-4ft in height Blues/Greens GLaarnerdgy e n oh enaods ewith insectoid eyes, a small mouth AMpispte eanr ginu lgfsre peend oers tbrliuaen sg oars emooutso rfcoarmrs LIG4naof rnt1mo g9tuoa,9p lutl5 httw hhian ia at Ghtlni m hldgoe bruw escwyi ed asseskt ebianrlbsa, hdcloikurn eceg tyme, edtash n(cid:31)firn ot omelxd th rtiehsm ec iaCtireh bse,yl t ne(cid:31)ong hananomgsle yP, hsouynmclyha iacn osRildiets sf eoaarb rocuht BIiHnne en1a i9 cgg9lnar1e im,e Gns rmianhifsoatrm mw aHhtiolieoll naw nwodra kssian pygas as hst eeD dwo vtaoes r h shiumarrr boteouleunprd. aetdh ically Nordics 6-8ft in height Chupacabras Humanoid Blond hair, Aryan appearance 3ft in height Believed to resemble humans in order to interact Tan brown skin with us and to help co-ordinate abductions Horned skull with elongated jaw Also known as: Agharians, Anakim, Antarcticans, Atlans, Red eyes Pleiadeans, Telosians Distinctive ammonia smell (cid:31)Susan(cid:31) from the North of England reported being abducted in the late A former police officer walking the Yorkshire Moors near Ilkley in Seventies by tall humanoid creatures with large eyes, pale skin and very December 1987 encountered (cid:31)a small entity with pointed ears and large blond hair dark eyes(cid:31) which scampered off into a disc-shaped UFO 6 7 Where to be abducted: top40 uk hotspots Logic suggests you’re most likely to be abducted from places aliens are known to have visited,and this list is the definitive guide to alien activity in the United Kingdom.Some locations exhibit a high incidence of sightings while others report only one or two UFO visits – the locations have been ranked on a scale of one to ten accordingly. While it’s clear that sightings can happen anywhere,aliens prefer to visit particular places in the UK repeatedly.The distribution is such that few people are more than one to two hours drive away from a likely alien abduction spot.The top ten hotspots are listed below. 1 Bonnybridge, Lanarkshire, Scotland 2 Cley Hill, Wiltshire 3 The Great Orme, Llandudno, North Wales 4 Bedhampton, Hampshire 5 Walthamstow, London 6 Bonsall, Derbyshire 7 Rendlesham Forest, Suffolk 8 Bexleyheath, Kent 9 Glastonbury Tor, Somerset 10 Lewisham, London For more information please visit www.myalienabduction.co.uk 8 9 London In 2001 Christopher Martin filmed and London UFO Network) In August,2000,a Brighton a UFO in Lewisham being chased reports ‘thousands of sightings Police helicopter chased a UFO. Aldgate by a police helicopter.He says, in Walthamstow and Chingford The craft appeared alongside Abductability:9 ‘It was about 9.30pm and we could over the last 50 years.’These have the chopper at 1,000ft above UFO Type: see the helicopter focusing its peaked since 1999.In 1968 bus the town.Sergeant John Tickner Foo Fighters,Saucers searchlight on the UFO.’Retired driver Bob Fall almost crashed watched the glowing object Christopher Martin filmed UFOs aviation enthusiast Douglas Wragg because of a UFO.‘Something floating outside the window from on top of Denning Point saw a UFO fly over his back came towards me very fast.It flew before disappearing into the tower block in Aldgate in broad garden in Lewisham in August straight across the road and there distance.They chased the mystery daylight.The footage shows many 2003.What he saw was ‘nothing was a loud crash as it struck the object for three minutes before small bright circular lights moving to do with aviation – I initially bank of the river Lea.The craft returning to base. around at high speeds. thought it was a kite but ruled was at least 9ft long,cigar-shaped Chingford,Essex Clapham Common that out when it climbed to and silver.’The police dredged Abductability:7 Abductability:3 about 20,000ft.’ the river but found nothing. UFO Type:Rings, UAnF Oan oTnyypme:oFuso oco Fupigleh treeprsorted SAtbredautchtaambility:5 The South DCheilntagsfo,rSda uhacse resxperienced a wave two moving objects travelling UFO Type:Saucers Basingstoke,Hampshire of UFO reportings over the last parallel to each other as they A young businessman viewed Abductability:4 20 years.An anonymous resident strolled across the common. ‘something bright moving across UFO Type:Foo Fighters said,‘I saw a peculiar object which ‘At first we thought they were the sky’.He saw it was a disc An anonymous woman joined looked unnatural,like something satellites,’they said,‘but we realised with flashing on its base.‘I didn’t the M3 in 2003 and saw bright you would see in a science fiction they were moving much too believe in UFOs but after seeing strobe-like lights in the sky. film.I could see that it was quickly for satellites or commercial this I had to change my mind,’ ‘I looked up and there were two black and triangular in shape. aircraft.Then they started moving he said. bright circular lights that were Then I saw it spiral upwards into around each other as if they were The Thames moving around low in the sky,’ the clouds at an amazing speed.’ circling something.’ Abductability:7 she recalled. Clacton-on-Sea,Essex Limehouse UFO Type: Bedhampton,Hampshire Abductability:7 Abductability:4 Foo Fighters,Saucers Abductability:9 UFO Type:Saucers, UFO Type:Foo Fighters Nick Pope,former employee UFO Type:Rings,Saucers Cigars,Deltas In July 1989 a stream of phone of the MOD UFO unit,was In 2002 Anthony Woods filmed Reports made to Essex UFO calls were made to Scotland Yard contacted by commuters who a fleet of UFOs over Bedhampton. research groups suggest Clacton- by East Londoners seeing strange had seen a UFO from Waterloo An astonished Woods said,‘there on-Sea is a hotbed of UFO lights in the sky.The lights were Bridge,hovering over the Thames were hundreds of white luminous activity.In September 2000,a reported from Limehouse to one evening before moving off spheres above my home that holidaymaker photographed a Hackney to Leytonstone,and as at high speed. seemed to be performing saucer over Clacton Pier.He said, far away as Brighton. Walthamstow sophisticated manoeuvres in ‘it was shaped like a disc and Lewisham Abductability:9 perfect formation.’ was hanging in the sky,totally AUSabFudOcue Tcrtsya,pbCei:liigFtyaor:os8 Fighters, USRaFouyOc He Trasyl,ep Refr:ionFmgo soE, LCFUiiggFahOrtseNrs (,Essex BAUrbFidOguh Tctotyanpb,ei:EliRtaysi:tn 5gSsu,sSseaxucers mothuoet t sitkooyn slleienases .a.’Tndh ednis aitp mpeoavreedd ionftfo 10 11 King’s Lynn,Norfolk Woodbridge police station Keighley,Yorkshire craft.Captain Roger Wills reported Abductability:6 reports ‘lights in the sky’and that Abductability:3 the UFO flashed silently down UFO Type:Deltas, ‘Rendlesham Forest had been UFO Type:Rings,Saucers the side of the jet so close that his Rings,Saucers lit up by a white light.’Officer UFO activity peaked here in co-pilot involuntarily ducked. The Andrews family claim that Charles Halt at RAF Woodbridge 1999.Jeanette Khan saw a silver The pilots filed a formal ‘airmiss’ their son Jason has been repeatedly confirmed he saw the object ball encircled by lights hovering report,but a year-long inquiry abducted.Investigator Tony Dodd pulsating with red and blue lights. over trees in Keighley.Similar orbs found no explanation. is convinced their story is true. The incident remains shrouded were seen over Haworth Parish Nottingham ‘Having been selected for multiple in mystery. Church.Russ Kellet of UFO Abductability:8 awbidllu fcotilolonws,’ Jhaeso snai dfo,‘rI mfeaenl yth yee aalrisens The Midlands Isanitde r‘wnaet ihoanvael rReceesievaerdc hab Aosusto cthiarteieon UFoFoO F Tigyhptee:rSs,auDceelrtsa,s to come,probably all his life.’ &The North reports a week,which is incredible.’ In May 1991 hundreds of people Dodd helped the family write their Bonsall,Derbyshire Liverpool saw huge low–flying objects over landmark 1998 account,‘The True Abductability:9 Abductability:6 Nottingham.Mrs Sylvester of Story of Alien Abduction’. UFO Type:Saucers, UFO Type:Foo Fighters,Deltas Calverton Village said ‘a distant Kent Foo Fighters,Rings Bright,fast-moving orange lights aircraft caught my attention.I then Abductability:8 In June 2001,Sharon Rowlands are regularly reported over became aware offour large orange UFO Type:Rings,Saucers, filmed a UFO flying above her Liverpool,the Mersey and Wirral. or white spotlights in the shape Cigars,Deltas home.The film was described Eric Morris took superb video of a cross.As they passed overhead, Saltwood,Aylseford and Snodland as ‘one of the most important of three saucers near Liverpool I heard a deep humming noise.’ have all reported UFO sightings pieces of footage ever taken’. Airport in 2003.The video shows Rivington,nr Bolton, and landings.Veteran investigator Sharon said,‘it was huge – it the UFOs following an aeroplane Lancashire Margaret Fry saw a UFO land in appeared to expand and then on the approach. Abductability:5 Bexleyheathin1950.An anonymous get smaller as it hovered in the Loughborough,Leicestershire UFO Type: spotter saw ‘a large black triangular sky.It was covered with yellow, Abductability:4 Foo Fighters,Rings craft with three red-coloured discs orange and blue lights.’Bonsall UFO Type:Foo Fighters A number of unexplained on its undercarriage.The black craft residents recorded 20 further In 1999 Adam Greaves and Jane sightings in 2003.One man saw was a perfect triangle,with no sightings in a few months. Harms of Loughborough saw a ‘two flying circles of light,one jagged edges or visible rear tailfin.’ Fleetwood,Lancashire ball of light shoot past their car. inside the other’above Rivington. Rendlesham Forest,Suffolk Abductability:3 Greaves said,‘it wasn’t a shooting Four weeks later a woman in Abductability:9 UFO Type:Saucers star,aircraft or comet.We were Adlington reported a similar sight UFO Type:Rings,Delta Fleetwood has experienced driving at about 60mph,but it over Winter Hill.In 1979 a pilot An incident from December a wave of UFO activity since was a lot faster than us.’ flying over Bolton saw a bright 1980 has become the UK’s own January 2003.Eight people from Manchester circular object about 12 metres ‘Roswell’.Following reports the same street have seen, Abductability:7 across moving below him.It was of a possible air crash near RAF photographed and independently UFO Type:Saucers,Deltas moving at 250 mph. Woodbridge,security officers videotaped some ‘absolutely Manchester pilots have reported discover a triangular metallic incredible’UFO activity above a number of unexplained ‘near- object in the forest covered with their home and off-shore. misses’.In 1995 a Boeing 737 strange symbols.A log at nearby was overtaken by a wedge-shaped 12 13 Scarborough,Yorkshire Broad Haven,Dyfed The Great Orme,Llandudno a saucer-shaped object hover Abductability:8 Abductability:7 Abductability:9 over the Tor and a fiery-red ball UFO Type:Deltas,Rings, UFO type:Deltas,Cigars UFO type:Saucers,Deltas, appeared over the hill and then Foo Fighters There were hundreds of sightings Foo Fighters moved rapidly over Glastonbury. In 1998 the RAF tracked a UFO over Pembrokeshire in the mid to In November 1997,there were In 1990 a police officer saw eight ‘as big as a battleship’off the coast late-Seventies.In 1977 14 pupils multiple sightings of UFOs over egg-shaped objects in formation of Scarborough.Fighters were at Broad Haven Primary School the Great Orme,varying from over the Tor. scrambled but unable to keep up. claimed to witness a cigar-shaped ‘frightening lights’to ‘a craft the Scotland A source said,‘it was definitely craft land in a field next to size of a football pitch’.A family under control,judging by their playground. driving their car was overshadowed Aberdeen,Aberdeenshire manoeuvres it executed.It appeared Cley Hill,nr Salisbury plain, by a purple triangular craft overhead. Abductability:4 to be triangular and was almost Warminster,Wiltshire They ‘lost’five hours of time. UFO type:Deltas,Foo Fighters 900ft long.’ Abductability:9 Penzance,Cornwall Fireballs have been seen streaking Stratford-Upon-Avon, UFO type:Rings,Saucers, Abductability:4 across Aberdeen’s skies,and UFOs Warwickshire Cigars,Deltas,Foo Fighters UFO type:Rings,Deltas are regularly reported.Resident Abductability:5 Thousands of people across In 1997 town crier Phillip Glett Mrs Davies observed up to15 UFO Type:Saucers,Foo Fighters Wiltshire have observed strange witnessed ‘a large rugby ball-shaped bright orbs over her back garden. In 1994,a woman saw ‘a disc- lights and objects in the sky over light in the night sky.I watched it Bonnybridge,Lanarkshire shaped,brightly-coloured UFO. the last 50 years,centering above for a good 20 minutes,and can Abductability:9 It was emanating orange and Cley Hill’s iron age hill fort. say it wasn’t like any aircraft I UFO type:Saucers,Deltas, pink light,hovering and making Sightings took off in the 1960s have seen,nor was it a balloon. Cigars,Rings,Foo Fighters a humming noise.’After a few with lights and rings being seen The light continued to glow with The ‘UFO capital of the UK’. seconds,the object sped off at time and time again.Locals refer its unmistakeable golden colour There have been thousands of speed in a northerly direction. to them as ‘The Thing’. and then vanished without a trace.’ reported sightings in the area. ‘We were all gobsmacked,’the Denbigh,North Wales Plymouth,Devon Stirling-based expert Ron woman said. Abductability:4 Abductability:7 Halliday suggested Bonnybridge Wales & the West UFO type:Rings,Saucers UFO type:Rings, could be ‘a window into another In 1974 two women leaving Saucers,Cigars dimension’.In 1989 a fire crew The Berwyn Mountains,Powys Denbigh Hospital saw a bright In February 2004 Bob Boyd attending a blaze at Gradrum Abductability:8 light hang in the sky for several produced some of the best ever Moss witnessed Foo Fighters UFO type: minutes before rocketing away photographs of saucers hovering that circled the firemen at Foo Fighters,Saucers at great speed.Sightings are above St.Budeaux in Plymouth. close range before moving Site of a claimed UFO crash frequently reported over the Experts have confirmed they off at high speed. in 1974.Reports state that Denbigh Moors.One man saw are genuine. locals were certain a disaster had ‘a black triangle with red lights Tor Hill,Glastonbury,Somerset occurred,and most thought hovering very low over the Abductability:9 an aeroplane had crashed. moors.It shot off faster than UFO Type:Saucers, Yet authorities have refused I have ever seen any plane move.’ Foo Fighters,Deltas to acknowledge that anything The sight of intensive paranormal unusual took place. activity.In 1989 workers saw 14 15 Cumbernauld,Lanarkshire of East Kilbride saw,‘two red Abductability:9 lights in the sky,practically over UFO type:Saucers,Deltas, my house.They moved in a way Foo Fighters that no helicopter or a plane In February 2003 a UFO appeared could move,and there was no in the sky above Kingsgate Retail sound.Both of them swooped Park,causing drivers to bump their right down to ground level cars.Several people saw a huge and went into nearby woods silver object in the sky at 8.45am and vanished.’ on a very clear day.A local woman Stirling said,‘It looked like the dishes Abductability:7 you see on the side of television UFO type:Deltas,Rings, transmitters.It was huge… and Saucers pulsating.Then it just suddenly On 20th March 2003 Brian disappeared.’ McPheefilmed a grey-coloured Fife object in broad daylight.Deltas and Abductability:6 saucers have also been seen to pass UFO type:Deltas,Cigars directly over Stirling Castle. In 1996 two couples were Northern Ireland allegedly taken in their car from County Down a country road.They discovered Abductability:4 a craft hovering above a field and UFO type:Saucers hundreds of small figures in the In 1999 Harry Welsh,42,spotted fields.‘They were all busily working a saucer flying offshore.Harry and seemed to be supervised by took 35 seconds of footage of one alien in particular’,said one the saucer over the Irish Sea, of the women.The ‘cocoon-like’ flying in a north-westerly craft approached the car.They directionat an altitude of 1,500ft. believe they were taken because The object stopped a few times they have experienced flashbacks, before disappearing at very high ‘the little ones were smiling at me’, speed.Alan Sewell of the Centre the abductee added of Irish UFO Studies said,‘It is Kilbride,Lanarkshire not a conventional aircraft. Abductability:8 It’s unidentified.’ UFO type:Saucers, Deltas,Cigars Scotland’s ‘UFO Bermuda Triangle’exists between Edinburgh,Stirling and East Kilbride.Kenny McDonald,37, 16 17 The second,Martin explains,is that alien sightings and abductions take place more often in the countryside than in the city.Yet city-dwellers reporting many more sightings and abductions.In 2001,Martin shot extraordinary footage from the top floor of Denning Point tower block HOW TO BE ABDUCTED in Aldgate East,where a silver spherical object is seen flying towards him and hovering above. BY ALIENS IN LONDON Martin now devotes the majority of his time to skywatching.‘Aliens normally show themselves on clear days,with little cloud,’he says. The age of the ‘urban alien abduction’ is here. ‘If you’ve got a large back garden with a good view of the sky then that Expert LONDON-BASED UFOlogist Christopher will suffice.Failing that,take to the streets and find a nice large plot Martin explains how to lift off from London. of land,such as Wanstead Flats or Hampstead Heathwhereyou can sit down and watch the sky. The visitors are here.London skies are swarming with unidentified ‘I find that meditating beforehand will help you to concentrate and flying objects.In the past few years UFOs have regularly been visiting possibly to communicate with the aliens through telepathy,’he adds. areas of London including Shoreditch,Walthamstow,Chingford, ‘If you see a craft in the sky you should concentrate on it and try to Leytonstone,Aldgate,Whitechapel,Lewisham and Crystal Palace. speak to it through telepathy.Calmly tell them your name and ask them There have been myriad sightings of spherical objects,black triangles to take you away.’ and cigar-shaped UFOs. But keen adbuctees needn’t stay within the street of the capital,Martin Forty-three-year-old Christopher Martin has emerged as an expert on argues.A spin on the orbital routes and arteries of the capital are ideal the UFOlogy of the capital.An East Londoner,he regularly gives talks alien abduction ‘UFOecals’– which have a clear view of the sky in and appears on TV,while his book ‘Intruders in the Night’intimately front and a quiet road,aliens can follow easily.You may notice that your documents his own experience of alien sighting and abduction. radio becomes crackled – FM frequency loss is a common indicator ‘You can be abducted by aliens anywhere and at any time,’says of an impending abduction.And ‘lost time’– the unaccountable hours Christopher,‘but the classic abduction is where you’re lying in bed between first sighting aliens and returning to normal consciousness and you’re awakened by a bright light.You become paralysed and are – means your dashboard clock might not be much use either. lifted or floated out of your room,often through the walls,and brought Chris has very little memory of his own abduction by aliens several onto a spaceship.Experiments are carried out on you,and you are then years ago,but he relishes being taken again.‘It’s frustrating not being put back into bed.’ able to remember exactly what happened.Often they will put ‘screen’ Martin is far from traumatised by his alien abduction of several years memories in your brain,to cover up the memory of the abduction. ago.On the contrary – the experience filled him with a thirst to Images of owls often appear in people’s minds,probably because with discover more about our alien friends,and he now devotes time to their big eyes they bear a resemblance to the Greys.Even if you breaking down misconceptions around UFOs and extra-terrestrial remember nothing at first,something usually happens at some point abduction.The first of which is that the best time to be abducted by where it permeates your consciousness and you start to remember aliens is at night – 90 per cent of UFO sightings have been on very pieces until it all comes flooding back.’ clear days.Aliens will happily take you as you’re sunbathing in your He has no idea when the next visit is planned.But in the heart of the back garden. East End Christopher Martin continues to watch the skies.He knows the visitors aren’t far away. 18 19
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