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T he Westminster Holca Serving Westminster College anditsSommunitysince 1884 Vormel07 Thursday,Feb. 14, 1991 College Hires New Security Director *byGregBoros regularbasisbecauseI'mgoingtobean and also enlarging the current’!security activedirector.” staff. Darfington has a bachelors degree in Another one ofDarlington’s major Beginning spring term, Westminster Law Enforcement and Sociology. He goalsistomakethesecurity department College added a new dimension to its also holdsan Associatedegree inPolice more serviceoriented towards the cam- campussecuritydepartmentbyhiringPaul ScienceTechnology. pus. “Wewanttobecomemoreactivein DarlingtonasDirectorofCampusSecu- Before coming to Westminster, crimeprevention. Wewanttoworkwith rity. Darlington held theposition ofChiefof students and student groups to try to ThepositionofDirectorofSecurityis Security,andlater,ParkAdministratorat - heighteneverybody’sknowledgeandat- unlikethatoftheChiefofSecurityinthat Buhl Farm Park in Sharon, PA for 15 titudes towards personal safety, and theDirectorisnotauniformedofficer. He years. propertyprotection.” is an administrator employed to design While working in Sharon, he trans- Darlington hopes that the security de- + programs for training both the security formedasmallsecuritydepartmentwith- partmentwillbecomeveryactiveoncam- personnelandthecampuscommunity. outmuchauthorityintoacompletepolice pus and interact with the students. He ‘Darlington’s duties will alsoinclude agencywillfullarrestpowers. says“Ihopethatstudentscancometous thegeneraloperationsofthesecurityde- . Whatplansdoes Darlinghavefor the withproblemsorneeds,orevengeneral hichentailsscheduling.hiring, Westminstersecurity ¢ ent? “The Ss.” primaryjobrightnowis to upgradeand Darlington resides in Sharpsville, PA ThenewDirectorwouldliketobecome bringthesecuritydepartmentuptodate.” withhiswifeof17yearsandtwochildren. familiarwiththecollegecommunity. He Upgrading the security department in- Paul Darlington HeplanstomovetoGatewaysometimein says “You will see me on campus on a cludesthetrainingofsecuritypersonnel, lateMaytobeclosertothecampus, Counseling Dye Awaits Call for the Gulf Service Moves to Shaw « byBarbaraButler father,ChrisBrunish,whohasbeenmo- mobilized,Dyeestimatedhe'dbeserving bilized, continues to keep in touch with theArmy foraminimumofoneyear. As «byBrandonTalbot Having nowbeen involvedinthewar hisThetaChi son. ofnow, there hasn’t been manyground to liberate Kuwait for nearly a month, Dyebelievesthatifhegetscalledtothe assaults. This is good news for Jason TheWestminsterCounseling Service Americans everywhereareexperiencing MiddleEast,hewillbeclosetothefront becauseitlessenshischanceofledving. * hasmovedfromWestHalltotheStudent a great sense ofpride, due to themany line. “Asofrightnow,Ihavea50/50chance HealthCenterinShawHall. brave men and women fighting in the “Iwillprobablybestationedabouthalf ofbeingmobilized. I'minacombatunit, InamemoreleasedJanuary21st,Rob- MiddleEast. War,unfortunately,doesn’t“amiletoamilefrom thefrontline. For andunlessthereisanextensivelandwar, ertThomas, Vice President forStudent always mean honorandglory becauseit now,the field artillery is being set up theyreallydon’tneedme.” Affairs,explainedthatthemove should often times leads to the separation of close to the actual battling, and that’s JasonDyehasapositiveoutlooktowards providemoreprivacy to students using familyandfriends. whereIwouldbesentto.” hissituation,mdisprondtreprasenthis theservice. Toarrangeameetingwitha Thé montholdwarhascreated many When asked how long he would be country. : counselor,students can call the Coun- mixed emotions, even in this small Rush Week Proves Successful selingOffice atext. 7927or stopby in Western Pennsylvania college. A few person. Appointments can usually be students on campus, including one pro- scheduledinadayorless. fessor,arepresentlyinthePersianGulf, «by DavidEodenbangh herto.be able to complete this task, at Thenewcounselingofficecanbelo- andothersarebeingtrainedincasethey catedbyusingtheStudentHealthCenter which she hasbeen working fora year, arecalled. OnFebruaryfourththeannual tradi- she compiled a notebook to outline her entrance in Shaw Hall and inquiring at JasonDye,asophomorefromRandolph, the main desk. Students should be re- New York, joined the Army Reserves tion of Rush began for the women of tasks. minded that the Counseling Service is almostayearago. Hewasinvolvedlast Westminster. Thisyearatotalof155Rusheeshadto availabletoanyWestminsterstudentand Rush ran until February eighth with attend five parties on Tuesday and summer in NewJersey'sFort Dix basic thatcounselorsaretheretohelpstudents trainingprogram. Hespentgruelinghot pick-upoccurringontheninth. Wednesday. On Thursday theyhad to withanyproblemsthattheymighthave. days learningseveralartillerytechniques WendyMcKeeheldthepositionof Rush attendatleastthreepartieswhileonFri- Allconversationsbetween studentsand Chairthisyear. Herdutiesandresponsi- daytheymustatleastattendtwoparties. andstrategymaneuvers. Unlesscalledto counselorsareconfidential. : action, Jason willtackle the advanced bilitiesincludedoverseeingtherulesand AfterthistheRusheewaitedforabidand Thecounselorsareavailableatthefol- training’ program which is located in regulations during Rush and assigning pick-upbyoneofthesororities. lowingtimes: Monday, 1 p.m.to5p.m. Oklahoma. the Freshmen and upperclass women to InWendy'sopinion,shefeltthatthis ;Tuesday,12noonto5p.m.;Wednesday Eventhoughhisparentswerehesitant groupsdependingonalphabeticalorder. year’srushproceededabitsmootherthan andThursday,9a.m.to5p.m.,andFri- ShealsohadtoattendtheRushparties lastyear. Also the amountofdropouts abouthimjoining thereserves, they are andworkwiththeRushCounselors. For decreasedfromlastyear. day, 10a.m. to12noon. totally behind him. Jason’s fraternity The Holcad Page 2 aove Holcad Opinion t R Forum Suggested for Better Communication Itseemsthata relationshipbetween lege to continue to give attention to the 5. Finally, and most importantly, the timeandplace itoccurredandthen take theboroughpoliceaneudeofthe matter. Holcad wants to hear from the student yourproblem tostudentaffairssothatit collegecontinues toexist. As weunder- As a group with a majority of people body aboutyour concerns, experiences canbediscussed. stand,StudentAffairsisfamiliarwiththe agreeing there is a problem mainly with (good or bad) with the borough police, Earlierthisyear,Iwasgivenadviceby * problemandismakingattemptstohelpthe communication,weunderstandmerecriti- andideasaboutworkingtogethertosolve analumniofthecollege.Hesaid“Coop- situationandwewouldliketo,urgestudent cismofthesituation isnotenough. Here thiscommunicationproblem. Ifyouhave eratebutquestion,thatisthebestpolicy.” affairstocontinuetogivethis matterthe aresomeideaswehavetohelpimproveour a negative confrontation take down the Thatiswhatweareheretodo. attentionitdeserves. relationshipwith theboroughpolice. Ithascomestoourattentionthatmany 1.Westronglyurgethatanopenforum Gulf War Reasons, Answers peopleoncampusaremisinformedabout beorganizedby thestudentaffairsoffice thegeneral purpose of having a student wherestudents,police,facultyandadmin- newspaper on a college campus. The istration and campus security can voice *ByEricBrown Holcadisheretorepresentstudentviews theirconcerns. andconcems. As we see it, it is our 2.Whentheforum op Well,well,well,hasn’titbeenan invader,butwearenotlookingatwhat responsibilitytorespondcriticallytothese bemediatedbysomeonewho'hasthorough interestingJanuary? Ifyourheadis willbedoneaftertheinvaderis concernsandinformstudentsoftheirrights knowledge ‘of the law (a-lawyer, judge, whilelivinginourcampuscommunity. justiceofthepeace,etc.)inordertoinform buriedin thegroundyoumaynothave removed. TheUnitedStateshas noticed. IfyouvacationedinaBud- alwaysclaimedtowantthespreadof Inthefalloflastyear,ourfeatureeditor studentsoftheirrights whilelivingin the dhistmonasteryyoumaynothave “democracy”. Iputdemocracy in LisaOliverwrotean articlecalled“New borough. Streetpoliceofficersthatpatrol heard. Forallofthosewhowere quotesbecausemanypeoplehavevery WiliningionPolice vs. WestminsterCol- theboroughshouldalsoattend. engagedin theaboveorsimilar differentopinionsofwhatdemocracy lege:(The silent Battle).” In the article, 3.Inordertoavoidan unorganizedex- activities,allowmetoinformyouthat is. Ifwewanttospread“democracy” discussédthe local police concerns change ofideas much like the date rape theUnitedStatesisfightinginthe thenwhyhaveweannouncedthe about parking fines, underage drinking forumearlierthisyear,studentrepresenta- MiddleEast. AgainstIraq. Whyyou i toreturnKuwaittoit’smonar- andstudentharassmentbypoliceofficers. tivesfromcampusorganizationscouldac- ask? Well,foreverypersonyouask chalrulers. Somewouldobjectthat ~ Inthearticle,ChiefHannaexpressedhis ceptthetaskofvoicingstudentconcerns. youcangetadifferentanswer. The theUnitedStatesactuallysupportsself- "concernsabout student/police communi- | 4. In cooperation with theHolcad, stu- State’sofficialansweristhe“liberation determination. Thenwhynothavea cation. “If anyone feels they have been dentgovernmentshouldaddressthisissue mistreatedbyanofficer,theyhaveaper- ‘andmakeitknowntoallstudentsthatthere ofKuwait.” Somewhoareopposedto U.N.monitoredplebisciteofKuwaiti thewartsaythatwearefightingforoil. citizenstodetermineKuwait'sfate, fectrighttositdownandtalktome. Iwill isadesir€iimprovestudent/policecom- lookintoit. Itwon’tbepassedby.” Here municationandignorantlycondemningthe Someevensaythatthisisagood ratherthan turningthenationoverto reason. Otherssay thatIraq,underthe it’srulers? weareinthe spring of 1991 anditisour law enforcement system without propos- leadershipofSaddam Hussein,willbea - FightingfortheoilofKuwaitis opinion that this problem has yet to be ingsolutionstotheproblemisnowaytoact moreseriousthreateventuallyandwe absurd. Thereareothersourcesofoil seriouslyconfrontedandweurgethecol- insupportofourselves. shoulddisposeofhimnow. andotherformsofenergywhichcan WhydoJthinkwearefighting? I beturnedto. EvenifIraqtookoverall The Westminster Holcad don’sthinkanyonehasanygoodreason oftheoilin theMiddleEast,they oranswer. I'm not,however,saying wouldhavetosellittoAmerican therearen’tany. WhatIampointing companiesanyway. Iftheydidnot Theweekly student newspaperofWestminster College outisthattheabovereasonsmakeno theywouldbealienatingahuge(and sense. ingenious)marketwhich wouldfind Westmi nsterCollegeBox 157 Theideathatweareattemptingto otherwaysoffuelingitself. Remem- Phone: (412)946-7223 or7224 NewWilmington, PA16172-0001 liberateKuwaitisanindefensibleone. berthatmuchoftheoilintheMiddle True,wearetryingtoremoveaforeign Eastisownedbygovernments(that’s Editor-in-Chief: RichardBetsch GreekEditor: AmyJames SeeGulfpage6 NewsEditor: BarbaraButler. - SuzanneThinnes Letter Policy Subscriptions AdvertisingManager: AndyMaus BusinessManager: KelleyAnderson : ih Anyoneinterestedinsubscribingtothe CirculationManager: JoyGeibel FacultyAdvisor: BobStokem GregBoros DesignConsultant: DanIrwin Twheee:kleyt,iarsssIpoacteepermits,airnetoheuLetters Hiollcaad]shouldfillouttheformbelow WritingConsultant: Tony Peyronel column. Alllettersmustbesubmittedto TheH Nd : T.J.Sesko | the Hoicad office by 9 pm Sunday to olcad c/o Circulation The WestminsterHolcadreserves ‘ensurepublicationinThursday'sissue. Manager righttoeditallmaterialsubmittedfo Box 157 «Westminster College publication. Alllettersmustbe: NewWilmington, PA16172- } Lay-outEditors: KatherineCrawford 1.Limitedto300words, TheWestminster Holcad does notdis- 0001 ShellyA.Bates 2,Signed,3.Typed Ratesare$7.00for 1 termand$13.00 criminateonthebasisofrace,color,sex, PhotographyEditor: JenSchrauder No letter will be edited when factually PoliticalEditor: KellySalandro religious belief, national origin, ances- for2terms. © try,age,ofnon-jobrelatedhandicapas incorrectorinneedofcontexualclarifi- Name: SportsEditor: EricaHarley cation. Rather, an editor'snote will be Address: Typists: CarrieWertz thosetermsaredefinedunderapplicable included. Opinionsexpressedarethose City,State,Zip: law. oftheauthor. Telephone: MichelleMcGary x vor eae wi The Holcad - Page 3 Conventional Wisdom: . ft PoliticallySpeaking # 45 2 :i | g> vow¥ Cars and College do notMix Shouldthe United States ers: byChrisAccetta a. CarisaChevrolet. Engage in PROBLEM: b. Car is possessed by Satan—sell at Carwon'tstart. Machines have alwaysfascinated me. once.. YouownChrisAccetta’scar. SOLUTION: WhenIwasachild,someofmyfirsttoys It is obvious thatI will have no luck Ground War ? a. Checkforlow battery werecars and trucks. Itneverceased to withautomobiles. Infact,severalofmy b. Checktoseeifcarhasgasoline. amazemehowmachines,especiallyauto- friends willnoteven letmerideintheir c.. CarispossessedbySatanandmustbe mobiles, worked. Even now, I am still cars forfear that they will break down. awedbythecomplexityofcars,andhow destroyed. Thereis no way thatall ofmybadluck byKelly Salandro PROBLEM: allkindsofsystemsmustworktogetherto could be coincidence. A higher power Cardoesn’trun smoothly. makethecarrun. mustbeatworkhere. SOLUTION: NowthattheAllieshavewon thefirst Butsadlyenough,carsnolongerinter- Letmesee,“Chevy”and“Satan”both estme. Yousee,Ifoundoutthatmycaris a.Replacefuelfilter. have the same amountofletters in their phaseofthewarwithsuperiorairpower, b. Checkthetimingchain, talkofhow towinagroundwaragainst possessedbySatan. spellings. Coincidence? Ithinknot. ThevehicleIspeakofisaneleven-year- c. Evildemonsareflowingthroughyour es]ismyadvice: Don’tdrivewhile Iraq’shalfmillionmeniswellunderway. oldChevythatIusedtotransportmyself carburetor,havecarexorcisedbyapriest. JOUJ55,81college. It’s mucheasier to Onegoodthingaboutthisisthatwehaven : toworkandbackduringJ-term.Outofthe PROBLEM: from yourfriendswho oh- givenourselvesanultimatumby;acertain Carshakeswhendrivenathighwayspeed. datetostarttheattack. twenty-eightdaysoftheterm,mycarwas so-foolishly drive cars during theircol- runningforfourteenofthem. The most SOLUTION: legeyears. ; Thequestionraisedhereisifwereally powerfullessonIlearnedduringJ-termis a. Inflatetiresproperly. Besides,carsaresmartandknowwhen needtostartagroundwarimmediately,if b. Drivetoabarandordersixdrinks. If evenatall?PresidentBushasked“why” thatcarsandcollegedon’tmix. to break down. They choose to stop Since I had to go through a series of carhandlessmoothlyondriveback,check running when yeu areten miles from a andanswereditbyinterveningintheGulf automotivenightmaresduringJanuary,I wheelalignmentandliver. phone or right after you shell out 200 todefendU.N.principlesandresolutions. havemadeitmydutytomakesurethatno c. Satanhasimprisonedathousandtor- dollarsforbooks. Bush committedhimselftogettheIraqi otherstudentshavetogothroughwhatI turedsoulsinyour tires. Puncturethem Take it from me and my car, the armyoutofKuwaitnomatterwhat. The did. immediately. ChevroletFrom Hell; ifyouwanttodo U.N. did not tell him how to fight the Thus,basedonmyownexperiences,I PROBLEM: wellinschool,justsaynotocars,regard- Iraqis,rathertheyauthorizedhimandthe Cardoesn’trunatall. Congresstousewhateverforcenecessary have compiled the following Handy lessofhowintriguingorhelpfultheymay TroubleshootingGuideforCollegeDriv- SOLUTION: be. Youwillalwaysgethurtintheend. to accomplish the task. The decision, then,willrestsolelyinthehandsofBush. To answer my own question,I would saythattherearetwobasicreasonswhy thesuddenpush foragroundwar. First, historyhasproven thatamilitarycannot winawaronairpoweralone, Thiswould Saddam Resorts to Ecological Terrorism goforanybranch ofthe serviceas well. TheNavycannot win withouttheArmy and the Army cannot win without the Navyanditgoesonandon. Thedefeatof Napoleonintheearly 1800’sshowedjust *by DouglassCrouse been witness to the oil-plagued cormo- how dependent each force is on each rants that waddle tremulously onto the other. tarredsand. Thisdeathly vision,though Thesecondreasonismorepoliticaland With astaggeringmilitary technology absent from screens recently; is still a. dealswithmoney,ofcourse. Eachbranch arrayedagainsthim,andhisownstrategy commonplace sight for Saudi coastline oftheserviceisallottedsomuchmoneya hampered by downed communication workers. year by Congress. The progress of the linesandnearlynon-existentintelligence, Otherscreatures, like the mammalian military is best tested during a war. It Saddam Hussein thought backand con- dugong (related to the manatee) and seemsthatwhoevercontributesthemost sidered the heart-rending impact ofthe bottlenose dolphin, face submerged tar toa win, earns therighttoreceive more Exxon Valdez spill on the American ballsandsurface“mousse”,theleft-overs funds. It’salsoafact thattheChairmanof ValdezspillontheAmericanpeople.And ofevaporation,thatinterferewithnormal the Joint Chiefs of Staff and a major inhison-goingattempttounderminethe respiratoryfunctions. controlling factor in the war is Colin American will, Saddam two weeks ago Tragically,becauseofpoorcirculation Powell,analmypersonnel, released nearly 300 million gallons of oftheGulf’swaters,theoil isnoteasily HavewebecomeavictimofHussein's crude oil from Kuwait's Sea Island ter- EL dissipated by turnover and additionof propaganda? He mocks our almost un- minal in an unprecedented, but fully outside water sources. Waves are not opposed air raids, and continues 0 say conscious,act ofecologicalterrorism. tire western-Gulf coastline. Oil booms ‘sizeableenoughtohelptheHushingpro- thattheUnited Stateswilldie. Wehear (It was not difficult to predict: the and skimmers have only succeeded in cesseither. this andalmost immediately we feel combination ofa nearly interminable temporary re-routing -of the oil flow’s The mud flats, which teem with compelledtostartanewphaseofwarthat sourceofoilbeneathSaddam'sfeet,and ‘managroves and snails, along with the could wipe out the Iraqismore quickly, a perilously delicate ecosystem in his At stake is a coral reefand sea grass coral reefs, are enormouslyproductive However,arewejustwalkingintoanother clutches,gaveenvironmentalistsadeadly system that provides shelter and suste-/ undernormalconditions. ~ trapofhalfamillion men?Whyshould intimation of whatthoughts filled the nanceforthecreatures thatcalltheGulf Thenetworkofproducers thatcom- weaccommodatehimby fightingin his leader’smind. home, aimee «prise thisdomainaredependenton sun- territory underhisconditions? Further- Saddam has thus given entrance 10 a HugeoilspillsliketheoneSaddamhas light,andtheconsumersinturnrelyonthe more,whysubjectoursoldierstopossible newandawfulbrandofwarefare.Already unleashed,blockoutcriticalsunlightand producers for survival. Unfortunately, early and senselessfighting when air the water desalination plant at Safaniya oftenleadtosubmergedlayersoftar,both thereliabilityofthiscyclehasbeentam- powercanstillbeused? hasbeenforcedtoclose. Bythetimeof ofwhichkillthecoralpolypsthatarethe pered with by the indiscriminate, and Thebest-chanceofreducingHussein's this article’s publication, Saudi officials foundationofthecoralreefsystem. conscience-less, action of 4d ‘frustrated authorityinKuwaitisnottoslaughterhis warnthatJubailsplant,theworld’slargest Withthedestruction oftheseanimals, dictator. : armies as fast as possible, but to force desalination center, may have to shut andthesimilardemiseofphotosynthetic HL Wecan only’hopeafterasettlement them into a humiliating surrender. We down,ifthe80kmlong,20kmwidespill (oxygen- and carbohydrate-<producing) has been reached in the GulfWar, that shouldatleastcreateaprolongedeffortto doesnotalteritscourse. planktonandalgae,theGulf’sbiological those in the bordering waters who con- destroy his communications andstarve , ‘Clean-up efforts havenaturally been wealthwillbeseriouslyreduced. tinuetosufferanddie,willbesavedbya hisarmies into submission before any slowedbythewar-zonestatusoftheen- ° U.S. television viewers have already “new,environmentalalliance. landstrugglebegins. E e BI UCi NU S ASo 4 The Holcad Page 4 Phi Mu Stop! andlisten. Phi Mu’sbackwithabrandnew springedition. Phi’s. We grabbedaholdofthemtightly,rockedwithChuck-E-CheeseandhitDownUnder mightily. Acelebration. At120‘clock, wetookthephi’sontheroadto show ‘em whowegot: Lynn Bonci LynnMartin TriciaCervi ShellyMetcalfe AnitaCooke LauraMusphy Amy Dietrich MandeePatterson KaraEzdebski AveryPiper NicoleFulmer JuliePresecan JillHounsell NicoleSpinelli AlysonKlein KellyWatkins Ther: Cid KristinMarko % Weloveyou,Phi’s;nowyouaremorethanourguests. So,let'sroarthrough Westminster,sisterstrengththat’sthebest! Sigma Kappa TheZetaLambdaChapterofthetaChi tiesthisweekend. Fratemityisproudtoannouncethatitwill Wewouldalsoliketoextendabelated behostingtheRegion5Corral,tobeheld “thank-you” toeveryonewhohelpedus theweekendofFeb. 15. Ourchapterwas withourFirstAnnualSlaveAuction.With happytotake on the responsibility of yourhelp,wewereabletoraiseover$250 organizingtheevent. forcharity. We are eager to show everyone that The brotherhood would‘also like to I’vesdiditbefore,andI'llsayitagain. Lifemovesprettyfast. Ifyoudon’tstop ThetaChiisthepremierfraternityandour extendourthoughtsandprayerstoChris andlookaroundonceinawhile,youmaymissit. WellSaturday,theworld brotherhoodisitsstrongestchapter. We Brunish, our brother who is serving in stopped,lookedandsawSigmaKappa. Yeah,webebig,webecool,and,as invite everyone to join us, along with Saudi Arabia, and to all U.S. and UN. overheardbyacertainunbiasedfraternityboy,“Man,SigKapspickedupsome brothersfromourregion,forourfestivi- servicemenandwomen. goodlookinggirls.” 27,yes,thebig“Q”(quota),tobeexact. TheAlphaSigma ChapterwouldliketointroduceWestminster'snewestpartyanimals,scholastic a Alpha Gamma Delta wizards,andsocialbutterflies: A Mary Adams HeatherGriffith LisaRinger N A KatrinaBittner JoanHamilton MichelleSounder JenniferBowser StaceyHuels CherylSchilling KathrynBoylan BobbiHenry DanaScott AlphaGammaDeltaisjproudtopresentthenew shiningadditionstoour KathleenCrawford ChristyHughs GingerSterling chapter: AmyFarkas GinaIncrocci .. MonicaSuto RobynBarilla KariMatchett: AmyFocareta SharonKeller MelissaTravis MelodyBarnes _ShellyPattison RebeccaFowlston CarrieLundy AllisonUrlaub SherriBreier CarolPusateri ChristineGlobb HeatherMacLaury Lynn Wirth ‘AlisaCastracane AliciaSmith Ofcourse,noneofthiswouldhavebeenpossiblewithouttheincrediblecreativ- LynnEbert HeatherSmith ity,outrageousenthusiasm,andflatoutspunkofAndreaCouri,ourhipandtrendy JulieGaudino Jen Sombronsky RushChairperson. Thesisterhoodwouldalsoliketothankall thealumswho AngieGreis AliStemick helpedwithRush,especially SusieSigmaAustin,Rush Advisorextraordinaire. LauraHolmes NancyStewart Pledgedaywaszany. Laughing,crying,screaming,yes,ussigmaswereréally ValerieJacobs TaraTrimpey “Yipping”itup,rightSharon? Betweenthehugsandrunningaround,wefound AmyJohnson Meredith Vance timetoscarfdownAlicia’sawesomelasagna,andreliveourchildhood. Welaced AnneLewis MaureenWargo upourskatesandrolledaroundincirclesforafewhours. ‘Therewereonlyafew LauraLuckmeier KathyWeisenstein bumpsandbruises,butatonoflaughsasthewholegangspuntothosemachomen AmyJankowski DanaZinkhann 4 of1978,TheVillagePeople. 85wackywomen singingthediscoaction songfrom ChristyJewell Hell,“Y.M.C.A.,”willbeasightnoneofuswillsoonforget. Butnowthe WELOVEOURPLEDGES! madcappedadventuresofpledgedayarebutafondmemory. Fornowwemust Also,congratulationstoPhiMu,Zetas,SigKaps,andKD’sontheir gmoffandbidhappytrailstoyouall. We'reofftoKings. HugsandKissesfrom pledges. K! n o Kappa n Delta A a a a b Anofficial“WelcomeBack”toall,especiallythosewhotravelledabroadthis KathyClark CathyMcQuiston a January. Thiswasadangeroustimeforvisitingothercountriesandwearegladfor ChristinaConnor MissyMueller b everyone’ssafereturnhome. JenniferDey StephaniePackard a WeprayforallofourarmedservicemenandwomeninthePersianGulf. Let’s ~ JulieDwyer AmyPhillips = hop eforaquickandpeacefulendtowar. AngelaErickson SusanRevak I AOT,Ladies!! Ihopetheholidayswentwellandallarereadytogetbackto ShayneGarcia MelissaShoemaker a d a work. Let'shearitforyetanotherfantasticRushWeek! SpecialthankstoPaula , C Fabich,HollyDonald,andNatalieStumpffordoingafabulousjobwithrush.On JeanHalstead KimVucic an Saturdayafternoon,wepickedup27spectacularnewpledges! ‘Weloveeachand - ; JulianneHorchler KipMarr P everyoneofthem. Weproudly olf1991 SpHilsPledgecha MalissaHynes AmyBerlin HopeKleman CatantydllheSororitiesotftheimewpledges. Bestofluck. MelanieBill ChristyKistler Wellsisters,thanksforallforthecooperationandworkthisweek. Itwasall MelissaBlake SusanLasko worththeeffortonSaturday-aftemoon. Here'stoasafeandlesshecticweek. JulieCarcamo NadineMacleod AQT. enTULIOOle4 = The Holcad Page 5 || SN Moved to anew location!!] IR AL WILSON FLORIST... SUMMER EMPLOYMENT FAIR A Summer Employment Fair open to FOR ALL YOUR all students will be held on Thursday, | FLOWER NEEDS! February20th from 10am to 2pm. In addition to a vast variety of summer camp representatives, the fair will in FRESH FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS, clude several amusement parks. BALLOONS, FRUIT BASKETS, Scents in Reviewing FREE DELIVERY TO COLLEGE, WHR &eCQr Poin Par should call 412-738-2028 to schedule | oa OF TOWN WIRE SERVICE. an interview time. Rides to the event will beprovidedif there is enough Sn, LOCATEDAT a interest. Sign up for rides at the SE RORY NES |RE2DOOK Career Planning and Placement Mu $1 mesa Office before February 15th. AVENUE 946-2451 Resident Assistant/Resident Desksitter Selection APPLICATION PROCESS: Applications for ResidentAssistant andResident Desksitter positions for the 1991-92 acedemic year may be picked up at the StudentAffairs Office, 109 Old Main. Candidates are required to check with the Financial Aid Office prior to returning the application to ensure eligibility to receive the position's salary. All applications must be returned to the Student Affairs Office by noon Friday, February 22,1991. QUALIFICATIONS NEEDED: Proven organizational, administrative and communication skills; able to deal effectively witha wide variety of people; upperclass standing (as of 9/91); a 2.5 or better QPA (as of thé endoffall term, 1990); enthusiastic about programming(educational, cultural, andsocial), and assisting others. | RESPONSIBILITIES INCLUDE: Plan and implement educational, cultural, and Social programs for the floor/hall; counsel students; serveas a resource to students; develop and maintain a sense of community on the floor; work with residents to nurture relationship, | communicationand interpersonalskills; oversee maintenance concerns on the floor; A detailed | | job description may be obtained fromthe Student Affairs Office. | SALARY: Resident Assistant:$2,100 (freshman RA)or $1,930 (upper classRA) Resident Desksitter: $105 -$600 (varies each weekby residence hall) nh Plusguaranteed Main Desk hourseach week. pappereerrR ” eR SEecientoAeeSR The Holcad “Page 6 Holcad Culture Chief's Corner: Joe's Volcano Can't Hit *byRickWest \ Unfortunately1 tooktheadviceofone manufacturer.Hereheisalibrary their islandthattheymustfeeda predictable. Theendofthis moviewas ofmybestfriendsandwatchedthenew assistant. ‘IwishthatIwasjustsaying willinghumanbeingtoeveryhundred long-awaited. Iwouldbehardpressed videorelease,theVolcano. allofthosetingsinordertobefunny. years. Themillionairewantstominea tocomeupwithanexampleofaworse Iwasveryexcitedabouttheopportu- I’mnot. Hanksfindsoutthathehasa raremineralontheisland. They’ll let movieinrecenthistory. Don’twaich nitytowatchthisfilm. Themoviestars “braincloud”andonlyhassixmonths himifhecanfindapersontojumpinto thismovie. Itwasoneoftheworst N TomHanksandMegRyan. Itwas tolive. Hanksisapproachedbya theirvolcano. ThisiswhereJoefitsin. experiencesofmy moviewatching N directedbyStevenSpielberg. How millionairewhogiveshimtheopportu- SinceJoeisgoingtodiehemightas career. SorrySteven,thisoneshould couldthismovienotbegold? Well, nitytoliveoutanydreamsthatcredit wellbetheone. Hanksagreesand haveneverbeenmade. Ifoundmyself D don’taskme,justbelieveme. Itwas cardscanbut. Thereisonécatch. You livesuptoit. Hishypochondria rootingforthevolcano. M oneofthebiggestdogsI’veeverseen. see,aboutfifteenhundredyearsagoa disappearsandhegetsabetterattitude Thisweek’scan’tmisshitmovieis TwoofthebestactorsinHollywood groupofJewishDruids(yesIsaid aboutlife. Hethenmeetsthe “Caddyshack®-Irealizewehaveall P turnedinterribleperformances. Iam JewishDruids)leftonanexpedition millionaire’sdaughterandfallsinlove. seenittwentytimes. It’sstillgreat. 9.0 shockedthatSpielbergwouldsignhis fromCarthage. Astormcameupand Theendofthemovewillnotbe Thisweek’scan’thitmovieis“Joe D nameonsomethinglikethis. Itamazes somehowblewthemallthewaytothe releasedbythiscolumnist. Donot, VersustheVolcano”-Bynowyou A . methatacombinationoftalentofthis SouthPacific. (YesIrealizethatthisis however,lookforwardtoit. Theonly knowwhy. 0.0 magnitudecouldcreatesuchaterrible impossible). Theymadetheirhomeon reasonIlookedforwardtotheendwas Well,untilnexttime,we’llbeseein’ ofa movie. theisland. ThesesDruidshavetwo forthesakeofmysuffering. ya. ~~ Inthemovie,Hanksisahypochon- maincharacteristics: Theyloveorange Thebeginningofthisovewas driacwhoworksasarectal-probe sodaandtheyhaveahugevolcanoon pathetic. Themiddleofthismoviewas « < Gulf from page 2 animportantpartoftheproblem). mostcertainly haveasimilarproblem. anotherexceptindefense. Thisis the peacekeepingmissionsistoensurethe: Thesegovernments(especiallywar Theonly way toavoidthiswouldbeto main tenetofinternationallaw. Thekey sovereigntyofnations. impoverishedIraq)mustselltheoilto ~—oecupyIraqindefinitely. Thiswould wordhereis“international”. Thereis" Theforcein theGulfisa“multi- remaininpower. Iftheycannot havetoinvolveadraftandbillionsof onlyoneorganizationcapableof national”¥orceundertheUnited 3 maintain theirdominanceovertheir dollarsayear. Itisnotapractical enforcinginternational law (asitshould Nations. *“‘Multi-national”means,once citizensthrough thepurchaseofarms, solution. Wecouldtry toestablish'a be),theUnitedNations. Unfortunately, again,theU.S. doesmostofthework. boughtwithoilmoney,theyare “democracy”inIraq. Unfortunately, theU.N.isprimarilyaninternational I suggestthattheU.N. becomeatrue susceptibletorevolution. Inthecase theIraqisknoweven lessabout welfareclearinghousethrowingawayits enforcerofinternational law. Forone ofsocialistnations,iftheycannotfeed “democracy” than thepeopleof moneybytryingtodowhatmarket thing,nations‘whodrafttheircitizens 2 theirpopulationstheywillruntherisk EasternEurope. Insuchavolatilearea processescoulddoiftheywereallowed. should bebanned. Also,asapriceof oflossofpower. Weneednotworry astheMiddleEast,such ashaky Onoccasion theUnitedNationshas membershipacertainproportionof aboutthelongtermlossofoilflow “democracy” wouldnotsurvive. engagedinpoliceactionsusing“Peace- . each membernationshouldbeput - fromtheMiddleEast. Well,sofarwehavenogoodreasons keepingForces”whicharecomposedof underthecommandoftheUnited Thelastsuggestion,thatwefightto forfighting Iraq. MayIsuggestone? soldiersvolunteeredforsuchdutyby Nationsasthepermanent, international getridofSaddam Hussein,assumes (ActuallyIdon’thavetoask,thisismy theirrespectivegovernments. Nonation . peacekeepingforce. Also,peopleof thatifwedo,allwillbywellin Iraq. article.) * isrequiredtocontribute,whichessen- anymembernationmayvolunteerfor Whowillreplacehim? Ifweinsert Thinkofnationsashavingsover- tiallymeansthattheUnitedStatesdoes. service,independentoftheirown anotherdictatorintohisplacewewill eignty. Nonationmaylegallyattack mostofthework. Thepurposeofthese nationalmilitary. Thisisonlytheoutlineofan idea. Atention HardWorking Students - WhatIam tryingtosuggestisthatitis abouttimetheU.N.becomewhatit OU'VE EARNED,YOUR W shouldbe,aprotectortherightsofthe individualandthesovereigntyof nations. notbeacharity,out, toredistributetheworld’s th regardlessofwhoprod i EAT "EM HERE B Asfornow,theUnitedStatesis the primaryprotectorofindividualrights andnationalsovereigntyin theGulf. OR GET A Sener Shouldn’twealsoprotecttherightsof individualsinthiscountry,t00? Wearenot solelyresponsibleforthe ~ enforcementofinternationallaw. all nations,iftheywanttoactintheirown self-interestandensuretheprotection oftheirsovereignty,musthelp. When ROCK MOREPAYLESS onenation’ssovereigntyisviolated,the sovereigntyofallnationsisviolated in principle. Iftheprincipleofsover- Seafoods € +.eigntyisdamagedallnationsput pi f LiveEnt ertainment i themselvesatrisk. DJ& Dancing - AsforthefutureoftheGulf,Icannot everyThursday, NitelyatTully's sayanythingbutgiveourtroopsthe DOWNTOWNSHARON,PA 412-981-3123 OH:546-6789 Friday&Saturday, supporttheydeserveand,worstofall, wait. Sl AY a] BTi I The Holcad Page 7 EEE. olcad Sports Fusco Retires As Titan Mentor / o y EricaHarley Swimmers WestminsterCollegePresidentDr. duringtheseason.|Fuscoalsowantedto Certainlycontributingto thesuccessof OscarE.RemickannouncedFriday workforasmoothtransitionin the the 1990seasonweretheeffortsofnew (February8)thatafter 19 yearsof / coachingstaffandtohavetheopportu- headcoachGeneNicholson'sdefensive serviceDr.JosephB.Fuscohasretired nitytosharehisnewswiththeteam. squadwholedtheNAIA'stopteninall Finish asTitanheadfootballcoach. Remick Witha 154-34-3recordanda.814 fourdefensivecategories: rushing, thenwenton tonamelong-time winningpercentage,CoachFuscoleaves passing,totalandscoring. WestminsterdefensivecoordinatorB. therankssecondamongtheNAIA Nicholson,whohasbeen theTitan EugeneNicholsontotheposition. DivisionIIwinningestcoaches. Heled. defensivecoordinatorsince 1969,now Best Fusco,whowillremainathisduties histeamstoanunprecedentedfour hasthe“chargeofmaintainingthe asTitanAthleticDirector,citedhis NAIA‘nationalchampionships in 1976, continuity”ofaprogramhecalls“oneof commitmenttotheCampaignfor 1977,1988and 1989. thegreatprogramsinfootballandallof Westminster,thecollege’sfiveyear, In 1990theTitanssetanew school . collegeathletics.” . .- Season WhileNicholsonconsidersthischarge $35millionfund-raisingdrive,ashis recordasFuscoledhisteamtotheir, reasonforretiring. fourthstraightplayoffberth. Although agreatchallenge,hebelievessuccessise AccordingtoFusco,hemadehis; theTitansdroppedthefinalgame 17-7to largelyamatterofthestrongwork-ethic decisionsometimeinSeptember bgt PeruState(NB),Westminsterstillposted Westminstercoacheshavecometo Ever waitedfortheannouncementtoavpid theNAIA’swinningestpost-season expectfromtheirstudent-athletes. any“unduepressureanddistractions” record,22-6. GALA BALL Douds Has Shot byMelissaShoemaker At All-American TheTitan swimteam finishedits regularseasonwithavictoryforboth menandwomenonTuesdayFebruary Honoring the SthatHiram. TheTitanssetfivenew byKevinHughes poolrecords,whileRich Setnerseta WestminsterDivingrecordin the 1 m. 2nd Anniversary MikeDoudsiscurrently in fourth diving. placeonWestminster’sall-timescoring TheTitan swimmersfinishedtheir list. Inordertoreachthetopofthelist, bestseasoneverrecordedat of the Down Under Doudsmustaveragejustover22.5 Westminster. Thewomenfinished pointspergame. Doudsiscurrently withninevictoriesandoneloss,and averaging21.1 pointspergame,thirdin themenrécordedaneight-and-one thedistrict;and 10.5rebound,secondin winningrecord. | thedistrict. Doudsholdsthirdplacein Theswim team iscurrently compet- Saturday, February 23rd. thecategoryofthree-pointpercentage * inginthePenn-OhioConference at44.6percent. Statisticslikethese Championships. Theseasonendsat | helpedinthenominationofDoudsfor * ClevelandStatewherethenational 9:00 pm until 1:00 am playeroftheyearinthedistrict.If qualifierswillcompete. Doudsreceivesthishonorhewillhave Thenationalqualifierswillheadto -anexcellentchangeofreceivingthe "Seattle,Washingtontocompeteinthe prestigiousawardofAll-American, 7:NAIANatichslChaimpiciship; featuring musicby Lady TitansDown JADY KURRENT Point Park79-73 Witha79-73 victoryoverPointPark leadingscorersbehindBethNatalewith onSaturday(February9),the 179... homestandingLadyTitanbasketball TheLadyTitans,now 10-6overall, teamimprovedtheirstandinginNAIA havefourremainingDistrict18games This eventis open tothe entire od_~~ DiJsturniicotrs18LipslaayCotom7a-3a.ndStacyFlaming oorntthhieridrpslcahceedudleep.enCduirnrgenotnlySientosnecHoinlld’s | 2ledWestminsteronthefloorwith20:. * vesioemaice,Westminster campus, please dress formally. 19pointsrespectively. Fleming. - .. findsitselfingoodpositiontomove alsopulleddown 13reboundsinthe intotheDistrictplayoffs.- Headcoach . effort. KipleyHaasexpressedoptimismthat : ; Coma’ helpedfies 15.5 herteamwillendtheseason secondin § 43 rs , pointpergameaverageasshenow - - ‘theDistrictandthenrmoveintoPayor fe ia pe “wove comesinsecondamongtheLadyTitan ‘competition. Se. aASe aioe bre = op ct= The Holcad Page 8 THE BROTHERS OFZETA LAMBDA CHAPTER OF THETA CHI FRATERNITY ARE PROUD TO BE HOSTING THE 1991 REGION V CONFERENCE February 15-17 e The kickoff to our 25th Anniversary e Already the largest Theta Chi conference in the Nation Would you like to be part of the great things happening? "THETA CHI...ESTABLISHING NEW BOUNDARIES” Cth The We stminster Holcad ServingWestminsterCollege anditscommunity since 1884 a Thursday,February 21, 1991 Volume107 Number 12 Down Under to Mark Second Anniversary b y KaraLeeHair On Saturday, February 23rd,apartof WestminsterCollegewillturnintoafan- tasyland celebratethe2ndanniversaryof The Down Under. Tostartthefestivities, therewillbean “invitationonly”receptionat7:00p.m.in Russell DiningHall. Atthereception,PresidentRemick,Jeff Machi, Jackie Jaros, and Kara Lee Hair willbespeaking. Eachofthesepeople,alongwith many others, played a big partin making The Down Under the socialgathering place thatitistoday. After the reception, the Anniversary Gala will begin at The Down Under at 9:00p.m. Everyoneisinvitedtodancethenight awaytothesoundsofJadyKurrent. Alot of time, planning and money has gone intothiseveninginordertocelebratethe non-alcoholicpubinaclassyway. The gala ball is free to the campus, alumni,facultyandstaff. . The AnniversaryCelebration will be heldattheDownUnder-Saturday,Feb- ruary23rdat9:00p.m. Westminsterstudentsrelax duringtheDownUnder'sfirstyear Accounting Symposium Scheduled for Duquesne «byElizabethMurphy AccountingSymposium. and local CPA firms,industry and gov- Thishasbeenasuccessfulmethodinthe | Thisyear’ssymposiumisentitled,“The emment. During this time, student’s pastforstudentstofindanswerstoques- Atn oononFriday,March 1, 1991 the CPAOpportunitiesinthe90s.” questionsrelatingtocareersinaccounting tionsaboutapplying foremploymentin , PInistttistbuutregohfC€hearptitfeire.doPfubtlheicPAecncnosuynltvaanntisa tSwteundteyntcsolalnedgefsacaulntdymuneimvberesristifersowmiotvheinr pwainlellibsetsa,ddtrheesrseedw.illInbeadmdiatniyonCtPoAt'hse Accounting. It is also an excellent pp- ishostingabuffetluncheoninDuquesne theTri-Stateareawillhavetheopportu- available to discuss professional oppor- portunityforstudentstogiveoutresumes University’s Student Union Building, nitytomeetwithaPaneloffourCertified tunities for those seeking a career as a andacquirecontactswithpotentialfuture followedat1;30bytheforty-firstAnnual PublicAccountantsrepresentingnational, | CertifiedPublicAccountant. employers. Sarit mics --~-The Holcad, Page2 EE = wl Sw ei we We ie mrsi in § olcad OpinioTa (Pnrva. Pork-B arrel Politics are Hog Wild EarthFocus Turmoil by Eric Brown cost 10million dollars. Oh,and Ialmost Iamnotthrilledintheleastthatthehard On Friday might, “20/20” dida story forgottomention,thereisalready adrug earned money ofacouple in New York enforcement coordination center at Fort City, who are barely able to make ends Over Oil Yabout Representative John Murtha. Bliss. . meet, is being used by someone like Murtha representsa district which in- Doesn’tsoundsogoodnow,dog¢s it? Murtha forhis own ends. Ifwe want to “cludes Johnstown, , a city with large Well, whether you like it or not, it’s balancethebudgetthewisestthingtodo economicproblems. abarelywon goingtobebuilt. EventhePentagonhas would betocuttaxes. Thiswouldkeep “by DouglassCrouse his lastelection. He is also chair ofthe noideawhatgooditwilldo. Buttheyall characterslikeMurthafromgettingaway HouseArmedServicesCommittee. know if one of them speaks up against with theirdisgustingpolitics. MurthaseesawayoutofJohnstown's Intheearlystagesofthedeploymentof Murtha,thatperson’sofficecouldbecut. Ever sinceJFK, ourbudgetprocesses U.S. troops to Saudi Arabia, questions economicwoesandawaytoguarantee his The Pentagon officials were so scared have become more and more sloppy. immediatelyaroseastothegovernment's victoryinthenextelection. Murthawan theyonlytalkedto“20/20”onthecondi- Carter,withhisnearwelfarestate,wasa rationale in responding so quickly and tobuildadrugenforcementcoordination tionofanonymity. mild socialist. Reagan with his Keyne- definitely to the Iraqi dictator’s actions. centerinJohnstown. Thiscenterwould Thisiswhathappenswhenwegivethe sianspending,wasamildfascist. George Whyintervenein thisparticular caseof coordinatethedniginterdictioneffortsof governmentablankcheckin theformof Bushisinthemiddleofacostlywar. The belligerence? Surely there have been police,theFBI,theCoastGuard,theDrug taxes and the power to borrowmoney. price of pork has gone up: we cannot numerous peoples in Africa, Asia, and EnforcementAgency,andthePentagon. Thebudgetdeficitisasbadaseverandyet afford to feed people like John Murtha Soundslikeagoodidea? Well,itwill South America that have cried out for pork-barrelpoliticsstillrunrampant. anymore. - assistanceinthepastfewdecades. Why Kuwait? Priorities of Maintenance Staff Denounced Intheensuingmonths,Bushreceiveda kudosforhisrhetoricthateffectivelycir- cumvented the popular notion that the protection of our oil interests was the Itis doubtful thateveryonein a large towhatjobsgetdonefirstandthefastest. buildingsupervisorsneedtolearntorec- mobilization’s only impetus. But even groupofpeople,suchasthestudentbody Undoubtedly,in thecaseofawaterline ognize the The college has a | withthisreassurance,itwouldbefoolish on ourcampus, can be happy all ofthe break,campusmaintenancewouldbeon responsibilitytosupplythestudentswith -andnaivetothinkthatoil,thatsacredstuff time,butwhenthereisageneralnegative thescene. Wesuggestthatcampusmain- anacademic where theycan sacrificed at technology’s altar, did not consensus among the members about a tenancealsoconsidertheeverydayneeds liveandstudy. playanimportantroleinthegovernment's certain’ issue, that issue must be ad- ofthestudentsandnotonlytheneedsof 1 -Wouldn’temptybuildingssuchasTh- “initialdecision. dressed. thecampus.There areproblemsthatneed ompson-Freeman-Clarkbeagreatplace AfterdecadesoffumblingintheWhite Onesuchissueiscampusmaintenance. immediateattention,suchasbrokenresi- for classrooms and study areas if the House and poisonous pollutants hissing Accordingtomanyofourstaffmembers; dence hall room windows, broken locks .buildingwasgivenagoodcleaning,paint fromthesnakeoftrafficaroundourcoun- theproblem itselflies in howthingsare onroomdoors,andburnedoutlights. jobandceiling tilestohidethehotwater try,itisanoutrightabominationthatmore. done and not how well they are.done. Themajorityofusagreethatindividual pipes? Wethinkso. . greenhasnotbeendivertedintothedistri- Campus maintenance needs to more hall custodians do an effective job of The building is a arian: part of seeEarthFocus,page3 Sarlodeefine their*priory Systemas keepingourlivingspacéclean,butasone Westminster’shistoryandshouldbepre- . Browne resident said “My friend had a servedbyuse,notbyemptyroomswhich windowthatwouldnotcloseforamonth— leadtostructuraldecay. The Westminster Holcad throughrainandsnow!” Wecareaboutwhatourcampuslooks Other student concerns include side- like and the area where we live. Those The weekly student newspaper ofWestminster College walk conditions, especially during the who are responsible for Westminster's ¥ winter, the absence of residence hall physical maintenanceshouldsupportthe Westmi nsterCollegeBox 157 Phone: (412)946-7223 or7224 kitchen areas in some buildings, and college’s fine academic reputation by buildingstructuralproblemsthatcanhap- supporting her educational quality: giv- ‘NewWilmington, PA 16172-0001 penbecauseofnaturalwearsuchasbro- ing thecollege theacademically appeal- kenwindowshadesandpanes. ing faceliftand everydaycare itso truly Editor-in-Chief: RichardBetsch GreekEditor: AmyJames Finally,campusmaintenanceandother deserveswoulddojustthis. 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T he Westminster Holca Serving Westminster College anditsSommunitysince 1884 Vormel07 Thursday,Feb. 14, 1991 College Hires New Security Director *byGregBoros regularbasisbecauseI'mgoingtobean and also enlarging the current’!security activedirector.” staff. Darfington has a bachelors degree in Another one ofDarlington’s major Beginning spring term, Westminster Law Enforcement and Sociology. He goalsistomakethesecurity department College added a new dimension to its also holdsan Associatedegree inPolice more serviceoriented towards the cam- campussecuritydepartmentbyhiringPaul ScienceTechnology. pus. “Wewanttobecomemoreactivein DarlingtonasDirectorofCampusSecu- Before coming to Westminster, crimeprevention. Wewanttoworkwith rity. Darlington held theposition ofChiefof students and student groups to try to ThepositionofDirectorofSecurityis Security,andlater,ParkAdministratorat - heighteneverybody’sknowledgeandat- unlikethatoftheChiefofSecurityinthat Buhl Farm Park in Sharon, PA for 15 titudes towards personal safety, and theDirectorisnotauniformedofficer. He years. propertyprotection.” is an administrator employed to design While working in Sharon, he trans- Darlington hopes that the security de- + programs for training both the security formedasmallsecuritydepartmentwith- partmentwillbecomeveryactiveoncam- personnelandthecampuscommunity. outmuchauthorityintoacompletepolice pus and interact with the students. He ‘Darlington’s duties will alsoinclude agencywillfullarrestpowers. says“Ihopethatstudentscancometous thegeneraloperationsofthesecurityde- . Whatplansdoes Darlinghavefor the withproblemsorneeds,orevengeneral hichentailsscheduling.hiring, Westminstersecurity ¢ ent? “The Ss.” primaryjobrightnowis to upgradeand Darlington resides in Sharpsville, PA ThenewDirectorwouldliketobecome bringthesecuritydepartmentuptodate.” withhiswifeof17yearsandtwochildren. familiarwiththecollegecommunity. He Upgrading the security department in- Paul Darlington HeplanstomovetoGatewaysometimein says “You will see me on campus on a cludesthetrainingofsecuritypersonnel, lateMaytobeclosertothecampus, Counseling Dye Awaits Call for the Gulf Service Moves to Shaw « byBarbaraButler father,ChrisBrunish,whohasbeenmo- mobilized,Dyeestimatedhe'dbeserving bilized, continues to keep in touch with theArmy foraminimumofoneyear. As «byBrandonTalbot Having nowbeen involvedinthewar hisThetaChi son. ofnow, there hasn’t been manyground to liberate Kuwait for nearly a month, Dyebelievesthatifhegetscalledtothe assaults. This is good news for Jason TheWestminsterCounseling Service Americans everywhereareexperiencing MiddleEast,hewillbeclosetothefront becauseitlessenshischanceofledving. * hasmovedfromWestHalltotheStudent a great sense ofpride, due to themany line. “Asofrightnow,Ihavea50/50chance HealthCenterinShawHall. brave men and women fighting in the “Iwillprobablybestationedabouthalf ofbeingmobilized. I'minacombatunit, InamemoreleasedJanuary21st,Rob- MiddleEast. War,unfortunately,doesn’t“amiletoamilefrom thefrontline. For andunlessthereisanextensivelandwar, ertThomas, Vice President forStudent always mean honorandglory becauseit now,the field artillery is being set up theyreallydon’tneedme.” Affairs,explainedthatthemove should often times leads to the separation of close to the actual battling, and that’s JasonDyehasapositiveoutlooktowards providemoreprivacy to students using familyandfriends. whereIwouldbesentto.” hissituation,mdisprondtreprasenthis theservice. Toarrangeameetingwitha Thé montholdwarhascreated many When asked how long he would be country. : counselor,students can call the Coun- mixed emotions, even in this small Rush Week Proves Successful selingOffice atext. 7927or stopby in Western Pennsylvania college. A few person. Appointments can usually be students on campus, including one pro- scheduledinadayorless. fessor,arepresentlyinthePersianGulf, «by DavidEodenbangh herto.be able to complete this task, at Thenewcounselingofficecanbelo- andothersarebeingtrainedincasethey catedbyusingtheStudentHealthCenter which she hasbeen working fora year, arecalled. OnFebruaryfourththeannual tradi- she compiled a notebook to outline her entrance in Shaw Hall and inquiring at JasonDye,asophomorefromRandolph, the main desk. Students should be re- New York, joined the Army Reserves tion of Rush began for the women of tasks. minded that the Counseling Service is almostayearago. Hewasinvolvedlast Westminster. Thisyearatotalof155Rusheeshadto availabletoanyWestminsterstudentand Rush ran until February eighth with attend five parties on Tuesday and summer in NewJersey'sFort Dix basic thatcounselorsaretheretohelpstudents trainingprogram. Hespentgruelinghot pick-upoccurringontheninth. Wednesday. On Thursday theyhad to withanyproblemsthattheymighthave. days learningseveralartillerytechniques WendyMcKeeheldthepositionof Rush attendatleastthreepartieswhileonFri- Allconversationsbetween studentsand Chairthisyear. Herdutiesandresponsi- daytheymustatleastattendtwoparties. andstrategymaneuvers. Unlesscalledto counselorsareconfidential. : action, Jason willtackle the advanced bilitiesincludedoverseeingtherulesand AfterthistheRusheewaitedforabidand Thecounselorsareavailableatthefol- training’ program which is located in regulations during Rush and assigning pick-upbyoneofthesororities. lowingtimes: Monday, 1 p.m.to5p.m. Oklahoma. the Freshmen and upperclass women to InWendy'sopinion,shefeltthatthis ;Tuesday,12noonto5p.m.;Wednesday Eventhoughhisparentswerehesitant groupsdependingonalphabeticalorder. year’srushproceededabitsmootherthan andThursday,9a.m.to5p.m.,andFri- ShealsohadtoattendtheRushparties lastyear. Also the amountofdropouts abouthimjoining thereserves, they are andworkwiththeRushCounselors. For decreasedfromlastyear. day, 10a.m. to12noon. totally behind him. Jason’s fraternity The Holcad Page 2 aove Holcad Opinion t R Forum Suggested for Better Communication Itseemsthata relationshipbetween lege to continue to give attention to the 5. Finally, and most importantly, the timeandplace itoccurredandthen take theboroughpoliceaneudeofthe matter. Holcad wants to hear from the student yourproblem tostudentaffairssothatit collegecontinues toexist. As weunder- As a group with a majority of people body aboutyour concerns, experiences canbediscussed. stand,StudentAffairsisfamiliarwiththe agreeing there is a problem mainly with (good or bad) with the borough police, Earlierthisyear,Iwasgivenadviceby * problemandismakingattemptstohelpthe communication,weunderstandmerecriti- andideasaboutworkingtogethertosolve analumniofthecollege.Hesaid“Coop- situationandwewouldliketo,urgestudent cismofthesituation isnotenough. Here thiscommunicationproblem. Ifyouhave eratebutquestion,thatisthebestpolicy.” affairstocontinuetogivethis matterthe aresomeideaswehavetohelpimproveour a negative confrontation take down the Thatiswhatweareheretodo. attentionitdeserves. relationshipwith theboroughpolice. Ithascomestoourattentionthatmany 1.Westronglyurgethatanopenforum Gulf War Reasons, Answers peopleoncampusaremisinformedabout beorganizedby thestudentaffairsoffice thegeneral purpose of having a student wherestudents,police,facultyandadmin- newspaper on a college campus. The istration and campus security can voice *ByEricBrown Holcadisheretorepresentstudentviews theirconcerns. andconcems. As we see it, it is our 2.Whentheforum op Well,well,well,hasn’titbeenan invader,butwearenotlookingatwhat responsibilitytorespondcriticallytothese bemediatedbysomeonewho'hasthorough interestingJanuary? Ifyourheadis willbedoneaftertheinvaderis concernsandinformstudentsoftheirrights knowledge ‘of the law (a-lawyer, judge, whilelivinginourcampuscommunity. justiceofthepeace,etc.)inordertoinform buriedin thegroundyoumaynothave removed. TheUnitedStateshas noticed. IfyouvacationedinaBud- alwaysclaimedtowantthespreadof Inthefalloflastyear,ourfeatureeditor studentsoftheirrights whilelivingin the dhistmonasteryyoumaynothave “democracy”. Iputdemocracy in LisaOliverwrotean articlecalled“New borough. Streetpoliceofficersthatpatrol heard. Forallofthosewhowere quotesbecausemanypeoplehavevery WiliningionPolice vs. WestminsterCol- theboroughshouldalsoattend. engagedin theaboveorsimilar differentopinionsofwhatdemocracy lege:(The silent Battle).” In the article, 3.Inordertoavoidan unorganizedex- activities,allowmetoinformyouthat is. Ifwewanttospread“democracy” discussédthe local police concerns change ofideas much like the date rape theUnitedStatesisfightinginthe thenwhyhaveweannouncedthe about parking fines, underage drinking forumearlierthisyear,studentrepresenta- MiddleEast. AgainstIraq. Whyyou i toreturnKuwaittoit’smonar- andstudentharassmentbypoliceofficers. tivesfromcampusorganizationscouldac- ask? Well,foreverypersonyouask chalrulers. Somewouldobjectthat ~ Inthearticle,ChiefHannaexpressedhis ceptthetaskofvoicingstudentconcerns. youcangetadifferentanswer. The theUnitedStatesactuallysupportsself- "concernsabout student/police communi- | 4. In cooperation with theHolcad, stu- State’sofficialansweristhe“liberation determination. Thenwhynothavea cation. “If anyone feels they have been dentgovernmentshouldaddressthisissue mistreatedbyanofficer,theyhaveaper- ‘andmakeitknowntoallstudentsthatthere ofKuwait.” Somewhoareopposedto U.N.monitoredplebisciteofKuwaiti thewartsaythatwearefightingforoil. citizenstodetermineKuwait'sfate, fectrighttositdownandtalktome. Iwill isadesir€iimprovestudent/policecom- lookintoit. Itwon’tbepassedby.” Here municationandignorantlycondemningthe Someevensaythatthisisagood ratherthan turningthenationoverto reason. Otherssay thatIraq,underthe it’srulers? weareinthe spring of 1991 anditisour law enforcement system without propos- leadershipofSaddam Hussein,willbea - FightingfortheoilofKuwaitis opinion that this problem has yet to be ingsolutionstotheproblemisnowaytoact moreseriousthreateventuallyandwe absurd. Thereareothersourcesofoil seriouslyconfrontedandweurgethecol- insupportofourselves. shoulddisposeofhimnow. andotherformsofenergywhichcan WhydoJthinkwearefighting? I beturnedto. EvenifIraqtookoverall The Westminster Holcad don’sthinkanyonehasanygoodreason oftheoilin theMiddleEast,they oranswer. I'm not,however,saying wouldhavetosellittoAmerican therearen’tany. WhatIampointing companiesanyway. Iftheydidnot Theweekly student newspaperofWestminster College outisthattheabovereasonsmakeno theywouldbealienatingahuge(and sense. ingenious)marketwhich wouldfind Westmi nsterCollegeBox 157 Theideathatweareattemptingto otherwaysoffuelingitself. 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Machines have alwaysfascinated me. once.. YouownChrisAccetta’scar. SOLUTION: WhenIwasachild,someofmyfirsttoys It is obvious thatI will have no luck Ground War ? a. Checkforlow battery werecars and trucks. Itneverceased to withautomobiles. Infact,severalofmy b. Checktoseeifcarhasgasoline. amazemehowmachines,especiallyauto- friends willnoteven letmerideintheir c.. CarispossessedbySatanandmustbe mobiles, worked. Even now, I am still cars forfear that they will break down. awedbythecomplexityofcars,andhow destroyed. Thereis no way thatall ofmybadluck byKelly Salandro PROBLEM: allkindsofsystemsmustworktogetherto could be coincidence. A higher power Cardoesn’trun smoothly. makethecarrun. mustbeatworkhere. SOLUTION: NowthattheAllieshavewon thefirst Butsadlyenough,carsnolongerinter- Letmesee,“Chevy”and“Satan”both estme. Yousee,Ifoundoutthatmycaris a.Replacefuelfilter. have the same amountofletters in their phaseofthewarwithsuperiorairpower, b. Checkthetimingchain, talkofhow towinagroundwaragainst possessedbySatan. spellings. Coincidence? Ithinknot. ThevehicleIspeakofisaneleven-year- c. Evildemonsareflowingthroughyour es]ismyadvice: Don’tdrivewhile Iraq’shalfmillionmeniswellunderway. oldChevythatIusedtotransportmyself carburetor,havecarexorcisedbyapriest. JOUJ55,81college. It’s mucheasier to Onegoodthingaboutthisisthatwehaven : toworkandbackduringJ-term.Outofthe PROBLEM: from yourfriendswho oh- givenourselvesanultimatumby;acertain Carshakeswhendrivenathighwayspeed. datetostarttheattack. twenty-eightdaysoftheterm,mycarwas so-foolishly drive cars during theircol- runningforfourteenofthem. The most SOLUTION: legeyears. ; Thequestionraisedhereisifwereally powerfullessonIlearnedduringJ-termis a. Inflatetiresproperly. Besides,carsaresmartandknowwhen needtostartagroundwarimmediately,if b. Drivetoabarandordersixdrinks. If evenatall?PresidentBushasked“why” thatcarsandcollegedon’tmix. to break down. They choose to stop Since I had to go through a series of carhandlessmoothlyondriveback,check running when yeu areten miles from a andanswereditbyinterveningintheGulf automotivenightmaresduringJanuary,I wheelalignmentandliver. phone or right after you shell out 200 todefendU.N.principlesandresolutions. havemadeitmydutytomakesurethatno c. Satanhasimprisonedathousandtor- dollarsforbooks. Bush committedhimselftogettheIraqi otherstudentshavetogothroughwhatI turedsoulsinyour tires. Puncturethem Take it from me and my car, the armyoutofKuwaitnomatterwhat. The did. immediately. ChevroletFrom Hell; ifyouwanttodo U.N. did not tell him how to fight the Thus,basedonmyownexperiences,I PROBLEM: wellinschool,justsaynotocars,regard- Iraqis,rathertheyauthorizedhimandthe Cardoesn’trunatall. Congresstousewhateverforcenecessary have compiled the following Handy lessofhowintriguingorhelpfultheymay TroubleshootingGuideforCollegeDriv- SOLUTION: be. Youwillalwaysgethurtintheend. to accomplish the task. The decision, then,willrestsolelyinthehandsofBush. To answer my own question,I would saythattherearetwobasicreasonswhy thesuddenpush foragroundwar. First, historyhasproven thatamilitarycannot winawaronairpoweralone, Thiswould Saddam Resorts to Ecological Terrorism goforanybranch ofthe serviceas well. TheNavycannot win withouttheArmy and the Army cannot win without the Navyanditgoesonandon. Thedefeatof Napoleonintheearly 1800’sshowedjust *by DouglassCrouse been witness to the oil-plagued cormo- how dependent each force is on each rants that waddle tremulously onto the other. tarredsand. Thisdeathly vision,though Thesecondreasonismorepoliticaland With astaggeringmilitary technology absent from screens recently; is still a. dealswithmoney,ofcourse. Eachbranch arrayedagainsthim,andhisownstrategy commonplace sight for Saudi coastline oftheserviceisallottedsomuchmoneya hampered by downed communication workers. year by Congress. The progress of the linesandnearlynon-existentintelligence, Otherscreatures, like the mammalian military is best tested during a war. It Saddam Hussein thought backand con- dugong (related to the manatee) and seemsthatwhoevercontributesthemost sidered the heart-rending impact ofthe bottlenose dolphin, face submerged tar toa win, earns therighttoreceive more Exxon Valdez spill on the American ballsandsurface“mousse”,theleft-overs funds. It’salsoafact thattheChairmanof ValdezspillontheAmericanpeople.And ofevaporation,thatinterferewithnormal the Joint Chiefs of Staff and a major inhison-goingattempttounderminethe respiratoryfunctions. controlling factor in the war is Colin American will, Saddam two weeks ago Tragically,becauseofpoorcirculation Powell,analmypersonnel, released nearly 300 million gallons of oftheGulf’swaters,theoil isnoteasily HavewebecomeavictimofHussein's crude oil from Kuwait's Sea Island ter- EL dissipated by turnover and additionof propaganda? He mocks our almost un- minal in an unprecedented, but fully outside water sources. Waves are not opposed air raids, and continues 0 say conscious,act ofecologicalterrorism. tire western-Gulf coastline. Oil booms ‘sizeableenoughtohelptheHushingpro- thattheUnited Stateswilldie. Wehear (It was not difficult to predict: the and skimmers have only succeeded in cesseither. this andalmost immediately we feel combination ofa nearly interminable temporary re-routing -of the oil flow’s The mud flats, which teem with compelledtostartanewphaseofwarthat sourceofoilbeneathSaddam'sfeet,and ‘managroves and snails, along with the could wipe out the Iraqismore quickly, a perilously delicate ecosystem in his At stake is a coral reefand sea grass coral reefs, are enormouslyproductive However,arewejustwalkingintoanother clutches,gaveenvironmentalistsadeadly system that provides shelter and suste-/ undernormalconditions. ~ trapofhalfamillion men?Whyshould intimation of whatthoughts filled the nanceforthecreatures thatcalltheGulf Thenetworkofproducers thatcom- weaccommodatehimby fightingin his leader’smind. home, aimee «prise thisdomainaredependenton sun- territory underhisconditions? Further- Saddam has thus given entrance 10 a HugeoilspillsliketheoneSaddamhas light,andtheconsumersinturnrelyonthe more,whysubjectoursoldierstopossible newandawfulbrandofwarefare.Already unleashed,blockoutcriticalsunlightand producers for survival. Unfortunately, early and senselessfighting when air the water desalination plant at Safaniya oftenleadtosubmergedlayersoftar,both thereliabilityofthiscyclehasbeentam- powercanstillbeused? hasbeenforcedtoclose. Bythetimeof ofwhichkillthecoralpolypsthatarethe pered with by the indiscriminate, and Thebest-chanceofreducingHussein's this article’s publication, Saudi officials foundationofthecoralreefsystem. conscience-less, action of 4d ‘frustrated authorityinKuwaitisnottoslaughterhis warnthatJubailsplant,theworld’slargest Withthedestruction oftheseanimals, dictator. : armies as fast as possible, but to force desalination center, may have to shut andthesimilardemiseofphotosynthetic HL Wecan only’hopeafterasettlement them into a humiliating surrender. We down,ifthe80kmlong,20kmwidespill (oxygen- and carbohydrate-<producing) has been reached in the GulfWar, that shouldatleastcreateaprolongedeffortto doesnotalteritscourse. planktonandalgae,theGulf’sbiological those in the bordering waters who con- destroy his communications andstarve , ‘Clean-up efforts havenaturally been wealthwillbeseriouslyreduced. tinuetosufferanddie,willbesavedbya hisarmies into submission before any slowedbythewar-zonestatusoftheen- ° U.S. television viewers have already “new,environmentalalliance. landstrugglebegins. E e BI UCi NU S ASo 4 The Holcad Page 4 Phi Mu Stop! andlisten. Phi Mu’sbackwithabrandnew springedition. Phi’s. We grabbedaholdofthemtightly,rockedwithChuck-E-CheeseandhitDownUnder mightily. Acelebration. 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Ifyoudon’tstop ThetaChiisthepremierfraternityandour extendourthoughtsandprayerstoChris andlookaroundonceinawhile,youmaymissit. WellSaturday,theworld brotherhoodisitsstrongestchapter. We Brunish, our brother who is serving in stopped,lookedandsawSigmaKappa. Yeah,webebig,webecool,and,as invite everyone to join us, along with Saudi Arabia, and to all U.S. and UN. overheardbyacertainunbiasedfraternityboy,“Man,SigKapspickedupsome brothersfromourregion,forourfestivi- servicemenandwomen. goodlookinggirls.” 27,yes,thebig“Q”(quota),tobeexact. TheAlphaSigma ChapterwouldliketointroduceWestminster'snewestpartyanimals,scholastic a Alpha Gamma Delta wizards,andsocialbutterflies: A Mary Adams HeatherGriffith LisaRinger N A KatrinaBittner JoanHamilton MichelleSounder JenniferBowser StaceyHuels CherylSchilling KathrynBoylan BobbiHenry DanaScott AlphaGammaDeltaisjproudtopresentthenew shiningadditionstoour KathleenCrawford ChristyHughs GingerSterling chapter: AmyFarkas GinaIncrocci .. 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Welaced AnneLewis MaureenWargo upourskatesandrolledaroundincirclesforafewhours. ‘Therewereonlyafew LauraLuckmeier KathyWeisenstein bumpsandbruises,butatonoflaughsasthewholegangspuntothosemachomen AmyJankowski DanaZinkhann 4 of1978,TheVillagePeople. 85wackywomen singingthediscoaction songfrom ChristyJewell Hell,“Y.M.C.A.,”willbeasightnoneofuswillsoonforget. Butnowthe WELOVEOURPLEDGES! madcappedadventuresofpledgedayarebutafondmemory. Fornowwemust Also,congratulationstoPhiMu,Zetas,SigKaps,andKD’sontheir gmoffandbidhappytrailstoyouall. We'reofftoKings. HugsandKissesfrom pledges. K! n o Kappa n Delta A a a a b Anofficial“WelcomeBack”toall,especiallythosewhotravelledabroadthis KathyClark CathyMcQuiston a January. Thiswasadangeroustimeforvisitingothercountriesandwearegladfor ChristinaConnor MissyMueller b everyone’ssafereturnhome. JenniferDey StephaniePackard a WeprayforallofourarmedservicemenandwomeninthePersianGulf. Let’s ~ JulieDwyer AmyPhillips = hop eforaquickandpeacefulendtowar. 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In addition to a vast variety of summer camp representatives, the fair will in FRESH FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS, clude several amusement parks. BALLOONS, FRUIT BASKETS, Scents in Reviewing FREE DELIVERY TO COLLEGE, WHR &eCQr Poin Par should call 412-738-2028 to schedule | oa OF TOWN WIRE SERVICE. an interview time. Rides to the event will beprovidedif there is enough Sn, LOCATEDAT a interest. Sign up for rides at the SE RORY NES |RE2DOOK Career Planning and Placement Mu $1 mesa Office before February 15th. AVENUE 946-2451 Resident Assistant/Resident Desksitter Selection APPLICATION PROCESS: Applications for ResidentAssistant andResident Desksitter positions for the 1991-92 acedemic year may be picked up at the StudentAffairs Office, 109 Old Main. Candidates are required to check with the Financial Aid Office prior to returning the application to ensure eligibility to receive the position's salary. All applications must be returned to the Student Affairs Office by noon Friday, February 22,1991. QUALIFICATIONS NEEDED: Proven organizational, administrative and communication skills; able to deal effectively witha wide variety of people; upperclass standing (as of 9/91); a 2.5 or better QPA (as of thé endoffall term, 1990); enthusiastic about programming(educational, cultural, andsocial), and assisting others. | RESPONSIBILITIES INCLUDE: Plan and implement educational, cultural, and Social programs for the floor/hall; counsel students; serveas a resource to students; develop and maintain a sense of community on the floor; work with residents to nurture relationship, | communicationand interpersonalskills; oversee maintenance concerns on the floor; A detailed | | job description may be obtained fromthe Student Affairs Office. | SALARY: Resident Assistant:$2,100 (freshman RA)or $1,930 (upper classRA) Resident Desksitter: $105 -$600 (varies each weekby residence hall) nh Plusguaranteed Main Desk hourseach week. pappereerrR ” eR SEecientoAeeSR The Holcad “Page 6 Holcad Culture Chief's Corner: Joe's Volcano Can't Hit *byRickWest \ Unfortunately1 tooktheadviceofone manufacturer.Hereheisalibrary their islandthattheymustfeeda predictable. Theendofthis moviewas ofmybestfriendsandwatchedthenew assistant. ‘IwishthatIwasjustsaying willinghumanbeingtoeveryhundred long-awaited. Iwouldbehardpressed videorelease,theVolcano. allofthosetingsinordertobefunny. years. Themillionairewantstominea tocomeupwithanexampleofaworse Iwasveryexcitedabouttheopportu- I’mnot. Hanksfindsoutthathehasa raremineralontheisland. They’ll let movieinrecenthistory. Don’twaich nitytowatchthisfilm. Themoviestars “braincloud”andonlyhassixmonths himifhecanfindapersontojumpinto thismovie. Itwasoneoftheworst N TomHanksandMegRyan. Itwas tolive. Hanksisapproachedbya theirvolcano. ThisiswhereJoefitsin. experiencesofmy moviewatching N directedbyStevenSpielberg. How millionairewhogiveshimtheopportu- SinceJoeisgoingtodiehemightas career. SorrySteven,thisoneshould couldthismovienotbegold? Well, nitytoliveoutanydreamsthatcredit wellbetheone. Hanksagreesand haveneverbeenmade. Ifoundmyself D don’taskme,justbelieveme. Itwas cardscanbut. Thereisonécatch. You livesuptoit. Hishypochondria rootingforthevolcano. M oneofthebiggestdogsI’veeverseen. see,aboutfifteenhundredyearsagoa disappearsandhegetsabetterattitude Thisweek’scan’tmisshitmovieis TwoofthebestactorsinHollywood groupofJewishDruids(yesIsaid aboutlife. Hethenmeetsthe “Caddyshack®-Irealizewehaveall P turnedinterribleperformances. Iam JewishDruids)leftonanexpedition millionaire’sdaughterandfallsinlove. seenittwentytimes. It’sstillgreat. 9.0 shockedthatSpielbergwouldsignhis fromCarthage. Astormcameupand Theendofthemovewillnotbe Thisweek’scan’thitmovieis“Joe D nameonsomethinglikethis. Itamazes somehowblewthemallthewaytothe releasedbythiscolumnist. Donot, VersustheVolcano”-Bynowyou A . methatacombinationoftalentofthis SouthPacific. (YesIrealizethatthisis however,lookforwardtoit. Theonly knowwhy. 0.0 magnitudecouldcreatesuchaterrible impossible). Theymadetheirhomeon reasonIlookedforwardtotheendwas Well,untilnexttime,we’llbeseein’ ofa movie. theisland. ThesesDruidshavetwo forthesakeofmysuffering. ya. ~~ Inthemovie,Hanksisahypochon- maincharacteristics: Theyloveorange Thebeginningofthisovewas driacwhoworksasarectal-probe sodaandtheyhaveahugevolcanoon pathetic. Themiddleofthismoviewas « < Gulf from page 2 animportantpartoftheproblem). mostcertainly haveasimilarproblem. anotherexceptindefense. Thisis the peacekeepingmissionsistoensurethe: Thesegovernments(especiallywar Theonly way toavoidthiswouldbeto main tenetofinternationallaw. Thekey sovereigntyofnations. impoverishedIraq)mustselltheoilto ~—oecupyIraqindefinitely. Thiswould wordhereis“international”. Thereis" Theforcein theGulfisa“multi- remaininpower. Iftheycannot havetoinvolveadraftandbillionsof onlyoneorganizationcapableof national”¥orceundertheUnited 3 maintain theirdominanceovertheir dollarsayear. Itisnotapractical enforcinginternational law (asitshould Nations. *“‘Multi-national”means,once citizensthrough thepurchaseofarms, solution. Wecouldtry toestablish'a be),theUnitedNations. Unfortunately, again,theU.S. doesmostofthework. boughtwithoilmoney,theyare “democracy”inIraq. Unfortunately, theU.N.isprimarilyaninternational I suggestthattheU.N. becomeatrue susceptibletorevolution. Inthecase theIraqisknoweven lessabout welfareclearinghousethrowingawayits enforcerofinternational law. Forone ofsocialistnations,iftheycannotfeed “democracy” than thepeopleof moneybytryingtodowhatmarket thing,nations‘whodrafttheircitizens 2 theirpopulationstheywillruntherisk EasternEurope. Insuchavolatilearea processescoulddoiftheywereallowed. should bebanned. Also,asapriceof oflossofpower. Weneednotworry astheMiddleEast,such ashaky Onoccasion theUnitedNationshas membershipacertainproportionof aboutthelongtermlossofoilflow “democracy” wouldnotsurvive. engagedinpoliceactionsusing“Peace- . each membernationshouldbeput - fromtheMiddleEast. Well,sofarwehavenogoodreasons keepingForces”whicharecomposedof underthecommandoftheUnited Thelastsuggestion,thatwefightto forfighting Iraq. MayIsuggestone? soldiersvolunteeredforsuchdutyby Nationsasthepermanent, international getridofSaddam Hussein,assumes (ActuallyIdon’thavetoask,thisismy theirrespectivegovernments. Nonation . peacekeepingforce. Also,peopleof thatifwedo,allwillbywellin Iraq. article.) * isrequiredtocontribute,whichessen- anymembernationmayvolunteerfor Whowillreplacehim? Ifweinsert Thinkofnationsashavingsover- tiallymeansthattheUnitedStatesdoes. service,independentoftheirown anotherdictatorintohisplacewewill eignty. Nonationmaylegallyattack mostofthework. Thepurposeofthese nationalmilitary. Thisisonlytheoutlineofan idea. Atention HardWorking Students - WhatIam tryingtosuggestisthatitis abouttimetheU.N.becomewhatit OU'VE EARNED,YOUR W shouldbe,aprotectortherightsofthe individualandthesovereigntyof nations. notbeacharity,out, toredistributetheworld’s th regardlessofwhoprod i EAT "EM HERE B Asfornow,theUnitedStatesis the primaryprotectorofindividualrights andnationalsovereigntyin theGulf. OR GET A Sener Shouldn’twealsoprotecttherightsof individualsinthiscountry,t00? Wearenot solelyresponsibleforthe ~ enforcementofinternationallaw. all nations,iftheywanttoactintheirown self-interestandensuretheprotection oftheirsovereignty,musthelp. When ROCK MOREPAYLESS onenation’ssovereigntyisviolated,the sovereigntyofallnationsisviolated in principle. Iftheprincipleofsover- Seafoods € +.eigntyisdamagedallnationsput pi f LiveEnt ertainment i themselvesatrisk. 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WestminsterdefensivecoordinatorB. therankssecondamongtheNAIA Nicholson,whohasbeen theTitan EugeneNicholsontotheposition. DivisionIIwinningestcoaches. Heled. defensivecoordinatorsince 1969,now Best Fusco,whowillremainathisduties histeamstoanunprecedentedfour hasthe“chargeofmaintainingthe asTitanAthleticDirector,citedhis NAIA‘nationalchampionships in 1976, continuity”ofaprogramhecalls“oneof commitmenttotheCampaignfor 1977,1988and 1989. thegreatprogramsinfootballandallof Westminster,thecollege’sfiveyear, In 1990theTitanssetanew school . collegeathletics.” . .- Season WhileNicholsonconsidersthischarge $35millionfund-raisingdrive,ashis recordasFuscoledhisteamtotheir, reasonforretiring. fourthstraightplayoffberth. Although agreatchallenge,hebelievessuccessise AccordingtoFusco,hemadehis; theTitansdroppedthefinalgame 17-7to largelyamatterofthestrongwork-ethic decisionsometimeinSeptember bgt PeruState(NB),Westminsterstillposted Westminstercoacheshavecometo Ever waitedfortheannouncementtoavpid theNAIA’swinningestpost-season expectfromtheirstudent-athletes. any“unduepressureanddistractions” record,22-6. GALA BALL Douds Has Shot byMelissaShoemaker At All-American TheTitan swimteam finishedits regularseasonwithavictoryforboth menandwomenonTuesdayFebruary Honoring the SthatHiram. TheTitanssetfivenew byKevinHughes poolrecords,whileRich Setnerseta WestminsterDivingrecordin the 1 m. 2nd Anniversary MikeDoudsiscurrently in fourth diving. placeonWestminster’sall-timescoring TheTitan swimmersfinishedtheir list. Inordertoreachthetopofthelist, bestseasoneverrecordedat of the Down Under Doudsmustaveragejustover22.5 Westminster. Thewomenfinished pointspergame. Doudsiscurrently withninevictoriesandoneloss,and averaging21.1 pointspergame,thirdin themenrécordedaneight-and-one thedistrict;and 10.5rebound,secondin winningrecord. | thedistrict. Doudsholdsthirdplacein Theswim team iscurrently compet- Saturday, February 23rd. thecategoryofthree-pointpercentage * inginthePenn-OhioConference at44.6percent. Statisticslikethese Championships. Theseasonendsat | helpedinthenominationofDoudsfor * ClevelandStatewherethenational 9:00 pm until 1:00 am playeroftheyearinthedistrict.If qualifierswillcompete. Doudsreceivesthishonorhewillhave Thenationalqualifierswillheadto -anexcellentchangeofreceivingthe "Seattle,Washingtontocompeteinthe prestigiousawardofAll-American, 7:NAIANatichslChaimpiciship; featuring musicby Lady TitansDown JADY KURRENT Point Park79-73 Witha79-73 victoryoverPointPark leadingscorersbehindBethNatalewith onSaturday(February9),the 179... homestandingLadyTitanbasketball TheLadyTitans,now 10-6overall, teamimprovedtheirstandinginNAIA havefourremainingDistrict18games This eventis open tothe entire od_~~ DiJsturniicotrs18LipslaayCotom7a-3a.ndStacyFlaming oorntthhieridrpslcahceedudleep.enCduirnrgenotnlySientosnecHoinlld’s | 2ledWestminsteronthefloorwith20:. * vesioemaice,Westminster campus, please dress formally. 19pointsrespectively. Fleming. - .. findsitselfingoodpositiontomove alsopulleddown 13reboundsinthe intotheDistrictplayoffs.- Headcoach . effort. KipleyHaasexpressedoptimismthat : ; Coma’ helpedfies 15.5 herteamwillendtheseason secondin § 43 rs , pointpergameaverageasshenow - - ‘theDistrictandthenrmoveintoPayor fe ia pe “wove comesinsecondamongtheLadyTitan ‘competition. Se. aASe aioe bre = op ct= The Holcad Page 8 THE BROTHERS OFZETA LAMBDA CHAPTER OF THETA CHI FRATERNITY ARE PROUD TO BE HOSTING THE 1991 REGION V CONFERENCE February 15-17 e The kickoff to our 25th Anniversary e Already the largest Theta Chi conference in the Nation Would you like to be part of the great things happening? "THETA CHI...ESTABLISHING NEW BOUNDARIES” Cth The We stminster Holcad ServingWestminsterCollege anditscommunity since 1884 a Thursday,February 21, 1991 Volume107 Number 12 Down Under to Mark Second Anniversary b y KaraLeeHair On Saturday, February 23rd,apartof WestminsterCollegewillturnintoafan- tasyland celebratethe2ndanniversaryof The Down Under. Tostartthefestivities, therewillbean “invitationonly”receptionat7:00p.m.in Russell DiningHall. Atthereception,PresidentRemick,Jeff Machi, Jackie Jaros, and Kara Lee Hair willbespeaking. Eachofthesepeople,alongwith many others, played a big partin making The Down Under the socialgathering place thatitistoday. After the reception, the Anniversary Gala will begin at The Down Under at 9:00p.m. Everyoneisinvitedtodancethenight awaytothesoundsofJadyKurrent. Alot of time, planning and money has gone intothiseveninginordertocelebratethe non-alcoholicpubinaclassyway. The gala ball is free to the campus, alumni,facultyandstaff. . The AnniversaryCelebration will be heldattheDownUnder-Saturday,Feb- ruary23rdat9:00p.m. Westminsterstudentsrelax duringtheDownUnder'sfirstyear Accounting Symposium Scheduled for Duquesne «byElizabethMurphy AccountingSymposium. and local CPA firms,industry and gov- Thishasbeenasuccessfulmethodinthe | Thisyear’ssymposiumisentitled,“The emment. During this time, student’s pastforstudentstofindanswerstoques- Atn oononFriday,March 1, 1991 the CPAOpportunitiesinthe90s.” questionsrelatingtocareersinaccounting tionsaboutapplying foremploymentin , PInistttistbuutregohfC€hearptitfeire.doPfubtlheicPAecncnosuynltvaanntisa tSwteundteyntcsolalnedgefsacaulntdymuneimvberesristifersowmiotvheinr pwainlellibsetsa,ddtrheesrseedw.illInbeadmdiatniyonCtPoAt'hse Accounting. It is also an excellent pp- ishostingabuffetluncheoninDuquesne theTri-Stateareawillhavetheopportu- available to discuss professional oppor- portunityforstudentstogiveoutresumes University’s Student Union Building, nitytomeetwithaPaneloffourCertified tunities for those seeking a career as a andacquirecontactswithpotentialfuture followedat1;30bytheforty-firstAnnual PublicAccountantsrepresentingnational, | CertifiedPublicAccountant. employers. Sarit mics --~-The Holcad, Page2 EE = wl Sw ei we We ie mrsi in § olcad OpinioTa (Pnrva. Pork-B arrel Politics are Hog Wild EarthFocus Turmoil by Eric Brown cost 10million dollars. Oh,and Ialmost Iamnotthrilledintheleastthatthehard On Friday might, “20/20” dida story forgottomention,thereisalready adrug earned money ofacouple in New York enforcement coordination center at Fort City, who are barely able to make ends Over Oil Yabout Representative John Murtha. Bliss. . meet, is being used by someone like Murtha representsa district which in- Doesn’tsoundsogoodnow,dog¢s it? Murtha forhis own ends. Ifwe want to “cludes Johnstown, , a city with large Well, whether you like it or not, it’s balancethebudgetthewisestthingtodo economicproblems. abarelywon goingtobebuilt. EventhePentagonhas would betocuttaxes. Thiswouldkeep “by DouglassCrouse his lastelection. He is also chair ofthe noideawhatgooditwilldo. Buttheyall characterslikeMurthafromgettingaway HouseArmedServicesCommittee. know if one of them speaks up against with theirdisgustingpolitics. MurthaseesawayoutofJohnstown's Intheearlystagesofthedeploymentof Murtha,thatperson’sofficecouldbecut. Ever sinceJFK, ourbudgetprocesses U.S. troops to Saudi Arabia, questions economicwoesandawaytoguarantee his The Pentagon officials were so scared have become more and more sloppy. immediatelyaroseastothegovernment's victoryinthenextelection. Murthawan theyonlytalkedto“20/20”onthecondi- Carter,withhisnearwelfarestate,wasa rationale in responding so quickly and tobuildadrugenforcementcoordination tionofanonymity. mild socialist. Reagan with his Keyne- definitely to the Iraqi dictator’s actions. centerinJohnstown. Thiscenterwould Thisiswhathappenswhenwegivethe sianspending,wasamildfascist. George Whyintervenein thisparticular caseof coordinatethedniginterdictioneffortsof governmentablankcheckin theformof Bushisinthemiddleofacostlywar. The belligerence? Surely there have been police,theFBI,theCoastGuard,theDrug taxes and the power to borrowmoney. price of pork has gone up: we cannot numerous peoples in Africa, Asia, and EnforcementAgency,andthePentagon. Thebudgetdeficitisasbadaseverandyet afford to feed people like John Murtha Soundslikeagoodidea? Well,itwill South America that have cried out for pork-barrelpoliticsstillrunrampant. anymore. - assistanceinthepastfewdecades. Why Kuwait? Priorities of Maintenance Staff Denounced Intheensuingmonths,Bushreceiveda kudosforhisrhetoricthateffectivelycir- cumvented the popular notion that the protection of our oil interests was the Itis doubtful thateveryonein a large towhatjobsgetdonefirstandthefastest. buildingsupervisorsneedtolearntorec- mobilization’s only impetus. But even groupofpeople,suchasthestudentbody Undoubtedly,in thecaseofawaterline ognize the The college has a | withthisreassurance,itwouldbefoolish on ourcampus, can be happy all ofthe break,campusmaintenancewouldbeon responsibilitytosupplythestudentswith -andnaivetothinkthatoil,thatsacredstuff time,butwhenthereisageneralnegative thescene. Wesuggestthatcampusmain- anacademic where theycan sacrificed at technology’s altar, did not consensus among the members about a tenancealsoconsidertheeverydayneeds liveandstudy. playanimportantroleinthegovernment's certain’ issue, that issue must be ad- ofthestudentsandnotonlytheneedsof 1 -Wouldn’temptybuildingssuchasTh- “initialdecision. dressed. thecampus.There areproblemsthatneed ompson-Freeman-Clarkbeagreatplace AfterdecadesoffumblingintheWhite Onesuchissueiscampusmaintenance. immediateattention,suchasbrokenresi- for classrooms and study areas if the House and poisonous pollutants hissing Accordingtomanyofourstaffmembers; dence hall room windows, broken locks .buildingwasgivenagoodcleaning,paint fromthesnakeoftrafficaroundourcoun- theproblem itselflies in howthingsare onroomdoors,andburnedoutlights. jobandceiling tilestohidethehotwater try,itisanoutrightabominationthatmore. done and not how well they are.done. Themajorityofusagreethatindividual pipes? Wethinkso. . greenhasnotbeendivertedintothedistri- Campus maintenance needs to more hall custodians do an effective job of The building is a arian: part of seeEarthFocus,page3 Sarlodeefine their*priory Systemas keepingourlivingspacéclean,butasone Westminster’shistoryandshouldbepre- . Browne resident said “My friend had a servedbyuse,notbyemptyroomswhich windowthatwouldnotcloseforamonth— leadtostructuraldecay. The Westminster Holcad throughrainandsnow!” Wecareaboutwhatourcampuslooks Other student concerns include side- like and the area where we live. Those The weekly student newspaper ofWestminster College walk conditions, especially during the who are responsible for Westminster's ¥ winter, the absence of residence hall physical maintenanceshouldsupportthe Westmi nsterCollegeBox 157 Phone: (412)946-7223 or7224 kitchen areas in some buildings, and college’s fine academic reputation by buildingstructuralproblemsthatcanhap- supporting her educational quality: giv- ‘NewWilmington, PA 16172-0001 penbecauseofnaturalwearsuchasbro- ing thecollege theacademically appeal- kenwindowshadesandpanes. ing faceliftand everydaycare itso truly Editor-in-Chief: RichardBetsch GreekEditor: AmyJames Finally,campusmaintenanceandother deserveswoulddojustthis. 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