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David Southwell and Anne-Marie Forker Over 5,000 hilarious anagrams arranged in lore than 200 categories, including celebrities teams, places, TV and films, and many, many more C V M N O O M N A M /4 aka Astounding Anagrams ROBOT SHOCKS ITALIAN Text and design copyright © Carlton Books Limited 1999 All rights reserved. This book Is sold subject to the condition that is shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, resold, hired out or otherwise circulated without the publisher's prior written consent in any form of cover or binding other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition, including this condition, being imposed upon the subsequent purchaser. ISBN 1 85868 885 X A CIP Catalogue for this book is available from the British Library Executive Editor: Mould Deposit Senior Art Editor: Brow Mint Design: Jeers Hail Chic Usages Production: Harm To Barber Printed and bound in England The authors would like to thank Tim Dedopulos (Doomed Tulips); Claire Forker (Rare rock life); Mr Peter Bannon (Bent prominent ears); Mister Brendan Bannon (An Inbred snob remnant); Dan Southwell (Hallowed nuts); Sean Twist (Wet stains); Sean York (Yak snore); Leigh Tomkins (OK slime thing); David Brooks (Sir Vodka Bod); Simon Dove (Vein moods) Orlando Plunket Green (Elegant round plonker) and a host of other folk including Ed; Debbie; Syvel; Francis; Steve; Chris; Mike and David Smith. G vM N O G A A k n d m aka Astounding Anagrams bavid Southwell and Anne-N^arie Forker CARUON ☆ CONTENTS ☆ Books................................................................................5 Film ................................................................................18 Food and Drink.............................................................59 Miscellaneous...............................................................67 Music..............................................................................84 Personalities ................................................................107 Places............................................................................125 Politics .........................................................................142 Sport..............................................................................155 The Arts .......................................................................189 T V .................................................................................200 ☆ BOOKS ☆ io-TH cbntvrx Authors Morris West Worst miser Leslie Marmon Silko Loser makes million Carol Shields Scholar idles Irving Wallace Crawling alive Ellen Gilchrist Still lechering Thomas Ligotti To Umif a ghost Alastair Maclean I am a Satan caller Cleveland Amory My calendar love Douglas Copeland Loud gonadal cups Patrick O’Brien Baritone prick Anne McCaffrey Fancy farce men James Baldwin Main lewd jabs Charles Bukowski Housebricks walk Patricia Cornwall Now practical liar Anne Rice Acne rein Thomas Pynchon Not nympho cash Barbara Kingsolver Broken arrival bags Ishmael Reed Header smile Joseph Wambaugh Ha! Huge swamp job Eileen Groudge Need uglier ego Tom Robbins Snort bimbo Irving Stone Onset virgin Gloria Naylor Loony rag liar Alice Walker Wreak ill, ace Joyce Carol Oates A coo/ jersey coat 5 ☆ BOOKS ☆ B B S r №LUNC ^VTHOÍLÍ Stephen King He's pink gent Virginia Andrews Arid raving swine Jackie Collins Clinical jokes Barbara Erskine Ask brain-bearer Patricia Scanlan Is carnal captain Dean Koontz On zonk date Catherine Cookson No! A shock erection Minette Walters Master new title Craig Thomas Got charisma Helen Fielding Define gin hell Thomas Harris Hash arms riot Kathy Reichs Hairy sketch Jilly Cooper Jolly copier Terry Brooks Story broker Wilbur Smith Hi! Bum twirls Patricia Cornwell Caterpillar in cow James Herbert Jeer them bras David Gemmel Mad devil gem John Grisham Horns jag him Danielle Steel Senile led tale Michael Crichton Chronic lame itch Len Deighton O! Thin legend Clive Egleton I neglect love Robin Cook Oil Rock nob Ted Allbeury Ready bullet 6 ☆ BOOKS ☆ Bfurm-l ioth cBNTvAvthohs Irvine Welsh His new liver Salman Rushdie Smashed urinal Clive Barker Blacker river Barbara Taylor Bradford Dartboard far-away blob Anita Brookner Karate on Robin Colin Dexter Old ex-cretin John Kilian Brunner Na! Horrible junk inn Antonio Byatt A batty notion Barbara C artland A drab carnal brat Arthur Clarke A chart lurker Bernard Cornwell Rarer clown blend Daphne du Maurier Dream up nude hair Ian Fleming Failing men Frederick Forsyth Freed frisky torch Stephen Hawking A knight's nephew Georgette Heyer He regret ego yet Michael Korda I'm a older hack David John Lodge Old dog hand jive Alan Gamer Snarl arena Anne Perry Rare penny Mary Stewart Yes! Warm tart Rosemary Sutcliff Foul, merry fascist Susan Townsend Now sadness nut Joanna Trollope Polar jet on loan Fay Weldon A downy elf 7 ☆ TV ☆ frRJTffH COMEOlANf OF THE igfiof 4N 0 ij/of Eric Morecambe Mere comic bear Ernie Wise Rise in ewe Tony Hancock Conch to Yank Spike Milligan I kill mean pigs Terry Jones No! Try jeers Eric Sykes Yes, sicker! Graham Chapman Hmm! A pagan arch Phil Silvers Lip shrivels Jonathan Miller Hell! Join mantra Eric Idle Dire lice Michael Palin I'm plain leach Eleanor Bron Na! Loner bore William Rushton I worst ill human Bill Oddie Led libido Alfie Bass Fib ale ass Frankie Howard Oh! Inward freak Wilfred Brambell Warm dribble fell Harry H. Corbett Hot cherry brat Ronnie Barker In broken rear Gunner Beaumont Burn mean tongue Wilfred Hyde White Hey! Wed weird filth Terry Thomas My tart horse Alf Garnett Fart tangle Ronnie Corbett I born erect, not! Bill Fraser Bars' filler 8

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Guano Stains Grandma is a fascinating new collection of more than 5, 000 of the finest, funniest Astounding Anagrams ever devised. Each page is dedicated to a theme - and it couid be anything from Manchester United footballers to cult films, or from sex symbols to members of the Royal family. There
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