From Shinobi to Spartans by Theodore the Mighty Category: Halo, Naruto Genre: Adventure, Sci-Fi Language: English Characters: Naruto U. Status: In-Progress Published: 2010-03-21 22:35:53 Updated: 2010-06-28 02:25:37 Packaged: 2016-04-27 02:56:25 Rating: T Chapters: 7 Words: 11,350 Publisher: www.fanfiction.net Summary: What would it be like if the Naruto gang lived in the World of Halo? NaruSaku 1. Chapter 1 I don't own Naruto. Warning: Will have mild cursing. You sit there looking at a screen. The screen is at first blank, but then words appear on it. They read, "Calculating…" You wait for a moment until the words change, "Data calculated, now accessing internal files." On the screen was a loading bar, but it then changed to show a profile. It reads, "Regiment #: 7 Unit Type: Spartan-2 Personnel: Naruto (Sierra N-54) O.M. (OOC: For reference, OM stands for Original Member.) Sakura (Sierra S-238) O.M. Sasuke (Sierra S-421) O.M. Kiba (Sierra K-26) Shino (Sierra S-32) Shikamaru (Sierra S-122) Group Status: Red" _ "FRAG OUT!" Naruto yelled, throwing a grenade which sent several grunts flying. "I'll kill you!" yelled a brute, charging at their location. "Go to hell!" Sasuke knifed the Brute when he came close enough. A grunt threw a plasma grenade into their trench. "Move, move, move!" They moved out of the way as it blew up. Luckily, it only affected their energy shields. "Last mag!" Kiba yelled after he emptied a clip into a brute. "Here, borrow mine." Naruto said, giving him a magazine. "Thanks." Everyone shot at the enemies. A blue beam shot at the group, barely missing. "CRAP! Shino, sniper!" Shino switched to his sniper rifle, and counter-sniped a jackal. After killing the jackal, the group of covenant retreated. "Everyone okay?" Sakura asked, pulling out her med kit. "Yeah." They said. "Good." She put it back. "Alright, let's get back in there." Naruto ordered. They turned around and went into a building behind the trench. "Status Report everybody." Naruto said. "Green." They all said. "Good, a supply pelican's coming our way. We're to defend the base until then, and when it get's here, we're to provide back up to a nearby unit. Got it?" "Yeah." "Alright guys, fill up your guns, we're likely to get another raid by the covenant soon." A fuel rod cannon blast impacted against the wall, blowing a hole in it. "Exactly my point. Once you're ready get to the trench!" Naruto ran out the door and dove into the trench, narrowly avoiding a fuel rod cannon blast. "That idiot's gonna get killed some day!" Sakura muttered to herself. They filled up their guns, and entered the trench as Naruto did. They shot at the group of covenant, mostly the brute commander that blew a hole in the side of the building. He may have had a powerful weapon, but luckily he wasn't exactly a good shot. His blasts just ended up impacting either in front or behind the trench. "Someone, throw a grenade at the Commander, I'm out." Sasuke was about to say "Sure" but, Sakura butted in. "Why didn't you grab one before you dove into the trench?" "I forgot." "Idiot!" She bonked him on the head. "Ow!" "GUYS, this isn't the time or place to have one of your "love" fights. We could get killed." Sakura looked at Shikamaru, but he couldn't tell what her expression was because of her helmet. 'Probably pissed…' He thought. She was actually blushing furiously. Meanwhile, Sasuke hurled a grenade at the Commander, killing him and several other covenant in the process. A wraith came into view, a ways away from them. "OUT, OUT, OUT!" They got out of the trench when a blast from the wraith practically destroyed it. "Sakura." "Right." She pulled out a Spartan Laser and blew up the Wraith. The covenant retreated. "Back to the base!" They went back to the base. Kiba went up to his war dog, who was tied up to the corner. "Hey Akamaru, it's all right now okay?" Akamaru was panting happily. Naruto picked up the walky-talky which just beeped. "Yeah? Over." "Pelicans inbound. Watch out for tangos. Over." "Got it. Over." He picked up a backpack, and stuffed food and other supplies in it such as grenades, magazines, extra knives, etc. The Pelicans were heading towards the building as promised, but one thing or rather two unexpected things were following up right behind it. Some banshees were firing at it. The group fired at it, bringing one down with bullets, and the other with Sakura's Spartan Laser. The two pelicans landed next to the base, both of the pilots got out. "Thanks for the assist." They got back in, and dropped two Warthogs and other supplies down. They flew away. Naruto and the others stored the supplies in the backpack, and got into the Warthog. "I'm driving." Naruto said. "I'll ride." Sakura said. "I got turret." Sasuke said. "I'll drive." Shino said. "I call shotgun!" Kiba said both him and Akamaru scampering into the side seat. "Guess I'll shoot." Shikamaru said. They drove a ways until they came to a covenant road block. They killed everyone there, even going so far as to blow up the sniper's post. "You're in a violent mood today." Naruto said happily. "What? I don't like covenant." Sasuke replied. They drove on for awhile until both drivers stopped. "What's wrong?" Kiba asked. "We're here." Shino said, pointing to a large group of covenant ahead of them. "They haven't spotted us yet, so we should make a plan right now." Shikamaru yelled to the other Warthog. "What do you have in mind?" Naruto yelled back. "You guys go head on and distract them; we'll go around and flank them. We'll meet up at the base that's currently being occupied by our troops." "Sounds like a plan, Stan!" Naruto drove forward, going straight for the Covenant while Shino drove around to flank them. Naruto rammed an Elite, sending it flying into another elite which had an energy sword. Sakura killed it, while Sasuke shot at other Covenant. Naruto drove into a brute, killing it instantly. Shino was driving around them, when they came up to a road block. "Crap, they have this path secured!" Shikamaru yelled. "Can't we just plow through it?" "Yeah, but it's going to be harder since we don't have the others with us this time." "We won't die will we?" "You know as well as I do that that's never a guarantee." "Let's do it then." Kiba always treated that kind of answer from Shikamaru as whatever he wanted to hear. "Fine." Shikamaru started firing at the road block, but nobody fired back. "Hm… Seems deserted…" A Chieftain could be seen yelling "RAAAAH!" and charging towards their vehicle. "Never mind. Back, back, back!" Shino went in reverse as Shikamaru shot at it with his turret, managing to kill it before it turned on its invincibility. "Go, go, go!" Shino drove through the road block. He eventually came to the army of covenant, and plowed through that, coming to the base where their fellow soldiers were. They drove into its vicinity, then got out and ran into the base. "You guys are here just in time!" A marine said, "We couldn't have held out much longer…" "Just be glad we're here." Meanwhile, Naruto's warthog was driving up through the army of covenant. He swerved out of the way of a rock, but instead ran into another one. This sent the warthog flying. It did several flips before it landed in front of the base, almost crashing into it. As they got out, Sakura started yelling at Naruto with her helmet in her hand. "HEY! Where the hell did you get your drivers license, the back of a rations box!?" 'Sakura looks really pretty today…" Naruto thought, just staring at her with his helmet still on. "You know what?! I shouldn't even expect any less of you any more! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?" "Hm, what?" "Idiot!" She bonked him on the head. "Ow, that hurt Sakura!" "That's the point, dummy!" "…You're Sergeant Naruto, right?" "Yeah." "Yeah, he is. I've got no idea how the hell he got to a higher rank than us, but yeah, he is." Sakura said. "…Well, I was told to give you this." The marine gave Naruto a clipboard. "What is it?" "It says all the soldiers that are in this unit." "Why're there x's beside some of the names?" "Those are the people who're dead." "Oh, right." Naruto said, rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment. "Well, you guys should come with me. I'll take you to our sergeant, but I gotta warn you, he can be a bit… Unpredictable." OKAY! Done with first chapter! The reason Hinata's not in the group is because she has qualities that I'm not really sure would fit in a warzone. Besides, they needed a Strategist with a leader like Naruto, let's face it. :P 2. Chapter 2 You look at the screen, reading it over several times. "Hm…" You type in several different codes, and new words appear on the screen. It says, "Retrieving more information…" The screen changes again and this time another table pops up which says: "Unit # 7's weapon preferences and soldier types: Naruto (N-54): W1: Standard issue Assault Rifle, W2: 12 gauge pump-shotgun, Recon Sakura (S-238): W1: Standard issue SMG, W2: Spartan Laser, CQB Sasuke (S-421): W1: Standard issue Assault Rifle, W2: Flame Thrower, Hayabusa Kiba (K-26): W1: Standard issue Assault Rifle, W2: Standard Issue Magnum, Rogue Shino (S-32): W1: Standard issue Battle Rifle, W2: Standard Issue Sniper Rifle, Scout Shikamaru (S-122): W1: Standard issue Assault Rifle, Grenade Launcher, EVA" _ "Follow me." said the marine that was leading them to his unit's sergeant. "Right behind you." Naruto said as the group followed him. "He's in there." The marine said, pointing to a steel door. The group went in single file, and were greeted with, "What the hell took you so long? We've been waiting here for ages! You're lucky I've got good men, or else we'd be dead!" "Nice to see you too Sergeant Johnson." Naruto replied coolly. "Nice to see me, there's a whole army of covenant out there, and you're saying it's nice to see me!?" "Well, maybe if you kept your cool once in a while we wouldn't be in this mess." "What, so it's my fault now!? Listen here soldier," Johnson stabbed his finger into Naruto's chest. "Your job is to give us back up, not shift the blame." "Yes sir." Naruto shifted into a salute. "Pfft." Johnson returned to his table. "Grab a seat." They all did so. "This here's a map of the area." Johnson said, pointing to a piece of paper lying on the desk, "We're here," He pointed to a green rectangle, which apparently symbolized the base, "And they're everywhere." He made a big circle with his finger which enveloped the rectangle. "But-" "But what?" Naruto asked, standing up out of his seat. "Naruto…" Sakura pulled him back into his chair. "But," Johnson said, continuing on, "We've received confirmation that a Prophet is somewhere in this hell-hole." "Really?" Shikamaru asked, now interested, "Which one?" "We're not sure, but as long as we know it's a prophet, does it really matter?" "I suppose not." "Good." Johnson said, "Anyways, we didn't actually call you in for back up." "Really? Then what was all the screaming and yelling about?" "I got impatient." "Figures…" Naruto muttered under his breath. "What was that?" Johnson said in a threatening tone. "Nothing. Sir!" Naruto added, remembering the courtesy. "Good. Now get to it, there're some ODST's waiting outside for you." "Oh god," Sasuke muttered, "Not those guys… All they did last time we were stuck with 'em was complain about how they had to be paired up with us…" "That's not true, and you know it." Kiba said, correcting him. "They helped plenty." "Alright guys, let's get going." Naruto said, waving them out the door. They came up to a bunch of ODST's who were waiting for them. "You ready?" One of them asked. "Yeah, let's go." They started towards the door that led outside of the base, but the ODST's stopped them. "Hey, where are you going? You're going to get killed if you go that way!" "Well, where else is there to go?" "We've got a secret passage that'll lead to a cliff where we can snipe the Prophet." said another ODST. Naruto nodded. They went in the opposite direction and came to a hatch in the ground. Naruto opened it, and then made a motion to it. "Ladies first!" He said to Sakura. She just looked at him, and then jumped down. "You may be lucky, but don't push it." Sasuke whispered to Naruto. "Yeah, yeah, yeah." The rest of the group jumped down after her, while the ODST's used the ladder to climb down. As they were walking Naruto said, "Wow, she didn't bonk me that time! I'm making progress!" She bonked him on the head. "Told you not to push it," Sasuke said, "So don't say I didn't warn you." Naruto replied with a chuckle. They walked on until they came to another hatch, this time in the ceiling of the tunnel. "This is it." An ODST said. "Alright guys, get ready." Naruto said. "You never know what could be up there." They all nodded. Naruto quickly opened the hatch, and pushed it open. "….Clear." He got up out of the tunnel, the others following close behind. "We'll set up the sniper on the edge of that cliff. You guys stand guard." Naruto said to the ODST's. "Yes sir." They moved to their points while the group set up the tripod for the sniper rifle. "Steady… Steady… That goes there, push that in there… Okay! Shino, hand me your sniper rifle." Shino did so, "Alright. Do your thing, man." Naruto and the others stepped away from the sniper as Shino went up to it. "Let's see here… Shooting him in the head would guarantee an instant kill, but if I shot him in the neck, it would be fun to watch… Hm…" He mumbled. "I wonder what he's mumbling." Sakura said, observational as always. "Eh, probably just complaining about why he's always the one stuck sniping." "Aw c'mon Naruto, you know he's not the complaining type." "Yeah, I know." Meanwhile, the ODST's were guarding. "Man, doesn't it stink that we're stuck guarding while they do the sniping?" "Yeah, it was bad enough that we had to do the mission with Spartans, let alone having them do all the fun stuff." "So how's Louise?" "Oh, you know, fine. Thanks to the economy, we had to sell our house and get a smaller one." "Yeah, money's a bitch. Good thing we get paid pretty well." "Yeah, but I mean we can't get everything we want since she can't seem to find a job." "Aw, that sucks. Glad I'm single." "Pfft. Getting married is so much better." "How so?" "Well, you're not stuck sitting around doing nothing all day." Meanwhile, behind the bushes: "These humans bore me." whispered an Elite with an energy sword. "Listening to them complain about their rituals isn't my cup of tea either, believe me." replied a red Elite who had a plasma rifle. "When do we attack?" "Soon my friend, soon." "…Now?" "Fine," The Red Elite sighed, "you take the one on the right, I'll take the one on the left." "Got it." The sword Elite jumped out of the bushes and stabbed one of the ODST's through the back. The other turned around and said, "What the…" The red Elite jumped out too and knifed the ODST. (OOC: I'm going to pretend that Elites have energy knives or something.) Meanwhile… "Hey, did you hear something?" asked an ODST who was guarding the other path to the cliff. "Nah must've been the wind or something." "Yeah, I guess." Meanwhile… Akamaru whimpered. "Hey buddy, is everything okay?" Kiba asked in a comforting voice. Akamaru whimpered again, shook his head, and then pointed over to the path where the Elites were. "Hey guys, Akamaru thinks there's something over there. I'm going to go check it out." "I'll come too." Sasuke said, "Beats standing here and waiting." The two walked over to the path. They saw the two Elites, and pulled out their weapons. The one with the sword growled, and then lunged at Sasuke. It looked like he was about to kill him, but at the last second Sasuke pulled out the Katana (I'm assuming it's made of some sort of steel that's energy absorbent) and blocked it. "RrrrrrrRRAAAAH!" It yelled, and then slashed at Sasuke several times. Each time he parried. After the third slash, he pushed away the energy sword, and then stabbed the sword right through the Elite's brain. It gurgled for a second, then slumped and dropped to the ground. Sasuke pulled out the sword. Meanwhile, Kiba was dealing with his Elite, which was actually being much more cooperative. Kiba's dog, Akamaru, tackled the Elite and ripped and bit at it until it bled to death. When Akamaru came to Kiba, Kiba petted him and then said a cheerful "Good boy!" as Akamaru licked Kiba with his bloody mouth. "…That's just gross." Sasuke said, looking in disgust at the blood all over Kiba's face. "What's gross?" Kiba asked. "…Nothing. Let's just get back to the group…" They grabbed the ODST corpses as the two walked back to the top of the cliff where the other Spartans were waiting for them. "What happened, and why are you carrying the ODST's like that?" Naruto asked. "Hm? Oh. They were ambushed by two Elites." "What happened to your face Kiba?" Sakura asked, not in disgust, but curiosity. "Akamaru had lunch." "Oh." Sakura walked over to the edge of the cliff and threw up. Meanwhile… A grunt was sitting there, minding his own business when all of a sudden a large blob of green puke splashed all over him. "…AAAAH! GET IT OFF ME! IT'S DIGESTING MY BRAAAaaaiinnn…" The grunt passed out from shock. Meanwhile… "What happened over there?" Naruto asked Sakura when she came back. "Oh… Just a little sea-sickness." "But we're not even on the sea." "…Never mind." Sakura said while Shino could be found mumbling, "Where the hell is he? I can't seem to…. Wait… Guys."