Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland

114 Pages·2012·0.51 MB·English

by  DuChamp Melinda

FIFTY SHADES
of
ALICE in
WONDERLAND
by
Melinda DuChamp
BEYOND 50 SHADES OF GRAY…
Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he’s
also quick and careless in bed, and doesn’t give Alice the attention and variety
she craves. But he’s not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn’t
understand her own needs. She’s heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but
has never felt anything remotely close to what she’s read about in runaway
bestselling books.
BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS…
Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads
to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys, or girls, down
here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.
BEYOND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES…
Alice is confused and frightened and… aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked.
Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she
begins to understand her body’s needs for the very first time.
BEYOND THUNDERDOME…
This isn’t the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn’t for children at all.
This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the
plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare…
Author Note
This is a humorous, erotic parody of Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, and
contains adult situations which are not for children. It is meant to follow the
structure of Carroll’s novel, and features a grown-up Alice and her grown-up
adventures in a sexual Wonderland. The first chapter sets up the story,
introducing Alice and detailing how she began her quest. But if you want to get
right to the good parts, click here.
Contents
CHAPTER 1. Down the Rabbit Hole
CHAPTER 2. Advice from a Caterpillar
CHAPTER 3. Pig and Pepper
CHAPTER 4. A Mad Tea-Party
CHAPTER 5. The Queen’s Croquet-Ground
CHAPTER 6. The Duchess and Mock Turtle’s Story
CHAPTER 7. Who Stole the Tart?
CHAPTER 8. Alice’s Evidence
Chapter 1
Down the Rabbit Hole
Alice put the plate back into the picnic basket and then stared at Lewis, who was
wiping a bit of lemon meringue from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve. He
noticed her staring and grinned. Alice forced a smile back.
She loved Lewis. And although she was only eighteen-years-old Alice
believed she would marry him someday. But now that the picnic had ended, she
knew what was coming next. And Alice dreaded it.
Lewis moved closer to her, wrapping an arm around her shoulders and
snugging her tight. “The pie was lovely, Alice.”
“Thank you.”
“You’re lovely, too.”
He moved in to kiss her, which Alice gladly accepted. Lewis was a good
kisser, with full lips and a soft, gentle tongue. His hands encircled Alice’s waist,
easing her back onto the blanket they’d spread over the meadow’s grass, and
kissed her neck. Alice closed her eyes and wished the moment would last
forever.
But it didn’t. All too soon, as she’d feared, Lewis was reaching up to unbutton
Alice’s shirtdress.
She lightly pushed him away. “I’m rather tired, Lewis. Can’t we just kiss and
cuddle?”
“But I love you, Alice.”
“I love you, too. It’s just…”
Lewis frowned, then rolled away from her, onto his side. “I know. I’m not any
good at sex.”
The sad way he said it broke Alice’s heart. But, unfortunately, it was true.
While Alice enjoyed the intimacy of making love with Lewis, she’d never
climaxed with him. She hadn’t even come close.
Truth was, Alice hadn’t had an orgasm, ever. She didn’t know if she even
could. It didn’t bother her much, except for moments like this when Lewis
wanted to fool around. Though she knew Lewis was inexperienced, Alice
couldn’t help feeling inadequate. As much as he claimed he enjoyed their
lovemaking, Alice knew, deep down, he was just as disappointed in it as she
was.
Alice reached over, touching his shoulder.
“It’s not just you, Lewis. It’s me, too. I’m not any good, either.”
Lewis twisted his body to face her. “That’s why we should practice. To get
better. Here, I got you something to help.”
He jack-knifed into a sitting position and dug into the picnic basket, pulling
out a slender box wrapped in polka-dot paper.
“I was going to save this for your birthday, but I think now is the perfect
time.”
Lewis handed the package to Alice, who took it cautiously. Normally, she
loved receiving presents. But something about Lewis’s tone, and the strange
shape of the box, made Alice uneasy.
“What is it? A candlestick?”
“Open it and see. It cost almost a hundred dollars.”
A hundred dollars was a lot of money. Especially for Lewis, who worked in a
shoe store earning slightly over minimum wage. Alice ran her finger along the
seam and tore the paper off, revealing a plain white box. And inside that was…
Well, Alice really wasn’t sure.
It looked sort of like Lewis’s manhood, with a shaft, and a bulbous head. But
this was made of white plastic. Near the bottom were two large, rubber ears,
sprouting out of the base where hair on a man would be.
“Lewis… is this a…” Alice searched her mind for a word she’d never spoken
before. “A dildo?”
Lewis beamed. “It’s a vibrator, Alice. It’s called a rabbit. I found it on
Amazon.com. They sell everything, and have the best prices. The buttons on the
bottom make it rotate and vibrate, and those ears rub up against you.”