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Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland PDF

114 Pages·2012·0.49 MB·English
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FIFTY SHADES of ALICE in WONDERLAND by Melinda DuChamp BEYOND 50 SHADES OF GRAY… Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he’s also quick and careless in bed, and doesn’t give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he’s not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn’t understand her own needs. She’s heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she’s read about in runaway bestselling books. BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS… Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys, or girls, down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies. BEYOND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES… Alice is confused and frightened and… aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body’s needs for the very first time. BEYOND THUNDERDOME… This isn’t the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn’t for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare… Author Note This is a humorous, erotic parody of Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, and contains adult situations which are not for children. It is meant to follow the structure of Carroll’s novel, and features a grown-up Alice and her grown-up adventures in a sexual Wonderland. The first chapter sets up the story, introducing Alice and detailing how she began her quest. But if you want to get right to the good parts, click here. Contents CHAPTER 1. Down the Rabbit Hole CHAPTER 2. Advice from a Caterpillar CHAPTER 3. Pig and Pepper CHAPTER 4. A Mad Tea-Party CHAPTER 5. The Queen’s Croquet-Ground CHAPTER 6. The Duchess and Mock Turtle’s Story CHAPTER 7. Who Stole the Tart? CHAPTER 8. Alice’s Evidence Chapter 1 Down the Rabbit Hole Alice put the plate back into the picnic basket and then stared at Lewis, who was wiping a bit of lemon meringue from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve. He noticed her staring and grinned. Alice forced a smile back. She loved Lewis. And although she was only eighteen-years-old Alice believed she would marry him someday. But now that the picnic had ended, she knew what was coming next. And Alice dreaded it. Lewis moved closer to her, wrapping an arm around her shoulders and snugging her tight. “The pie was lovely, Alice.” “Thank you.” “You’re lovely, too.” He moved in to kiss her, which Alice gladly accepted. Lewis was a good kisser, with full lips and a soft, gentle tongue. His hands encircled Alice’s waist, easing her back onto the blanket they’d spread over the meadow’s grass, and kissed her neck. Alice closed her eyes and wished the moment would last forever. But it didn’t. All too soon, as she’d feared, Lewis was reaching up to unbutton Alice’s shirtdress. She lightly pushed him away. “I’m rather tired, Lewis. Can’t we just kiss and cuddle?” “But I love you, Alice.” “I love you, too. It’s just…” Lewis frowned, then rolled away from her, onto his side. “I know. I’m not any good at sex.” The sad way he said it broke Alice’s heart. But, unfortunately, it was true. While Alice enjoyed the intimacy of making love with Lewis, she’d never climaxed with him. She hadn’t even come close. Truth was, Alice hadn’t had an orgasm, ever. She didn’t know if she even could. It didn’t bother her much, except for moments like this when Lewis wanted to fool around. Though she knew Lewis was inexperienced, Alice couldn’t help feeling inadequate. As much as he claimed he enjoyed their lovemaking, Alice knew, deep down, he was just as disappointed in it as she was. Alice reached over, touching his shoulder. “It’s not just you, Lewis. It’s me, too. I’m not any good, either.” Lewis twisted his body to face her. “That’s why we should practice. To get better. Here, I got you something to help.” He jack-knifed into a sitting position and dug into the picnic basket, pulling out a slender box wrapped in polka-dot paper. “I was going to save this for your birthday, but I think now is the perfect time.” Lewis handed the package to Alice, who took it cautiously. Normally, she loved receiving presents. But something about Lewis’s tone, and the strange shape of the box, made Alice uneasy. “What is it? A candlestick?” “Open it and see. It cost almost a hundred dollars.” A hundred dollars was a lot of money. Especially for Lewis, who worked in a shoe store earning slightly over minimum wage. Alice ran her finger along the seam and tore the paper off, revealing a plain white box. And inside that was… Well, Alice really wasn’t sure. It looked sort of like Lewis’s manhood, with a shaft, and a bulbous head. But this was made of white plastic. Near the bottom were two large, rubber ears, sprouting out of the base where hair on a man would be. “Lewis… is this a…” Alice searched her mind for a word she’d never spoken before. “A dildo?” Lewis beamed. “It’s a vibrator, Alice. It’s called a rabbit. I found it on Amazon.com. They sell everything, and have the best prices. The buttons on the bottom make it rotate and vibrate, and those ears rub up against you.”

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