Everything You Need to Know About ONLINE DATING

213 Pages·2012·2.69 MB·English

by  Jay Jordan

Everything you need to know about
ONLINE DATING
Every tip you will ever need.
How to avoid every mistake that I made.
One man’s extensive journey and eventual success within an amazing and
sometimes strange cyberworld.
By Jay Jordan
Copyright 2012 Harris & Jolly Jordan Publishing Ltd.
Published by Happy Harris & Jolly Jordan Publishing Ltd.
ISBN 978-0-9573363-0-8
Kindle Version
Exhausting … Rasputin (St Petersburg)
Thanks to this book, I’m finally meeting the right women … Ron Jeremy
(Leedsville UK)
More research than a space program – more fun than Lady Palmer and her five
lovely daughters… Neil Armstrong (Invernot)
I finally understand men... Oprah Smith (Biggleswade)
For ‘she that owns the chickens’
This book is simply dedicated to every member of the human race who has
found themselves bored at one point or another or those who have wondered
where everyone else is.
Hundreds of proven tips for successful online dating
Understand why dropping the Full Stop will get people talking to you
Understand the power of the word LADY
Don’t waste time learning from scratch! I’ve done it for you and will share
everything I know.
Avoid every mistake that I made (and that’s quite a few).
To meet the person you have always dreamed of … then start reading.
Table of contents
Why and Thanks
Introduction
Chapter one – Why?
The good old days
Why I started using dating sites
Semaphore
Contrafibularity
It’s not rocket science
Getting a reply
99% of men have no idea what to say
Is internet dating dangerous?
Free or pay?
Site Features
Search
Who’s looked at me?
Messages
Chat, IM or live chat
Video chat
New members
Hiding profile
Others
My recommended sites
Freedating.co.uk
Smooch.com
Oasis.com
Pof.com
Badoo.com
Specialist sites
Recommended sites
Let’s get started – screen name
Your picture. make or break
Hobbies and profiles
Your profile
My first profile
The long-distance remark
The dreaded ex
Adding to your profile
Do people actually fall for this shit?
Spot a scammer
The open question
The scary profile
Why did this new profile work?
Profiles that put me off
Do people actually read profiles?
The use of the smiley lol
Your first message
The use of txt speak
Take your time
What do other men write?
Our fake female profiles
The replies
Tip: the full stop
Lady with no picture?
New members
Rules on who you should message
Am I being ignored? how pushy should i be?
Honesty and how to say “sorry, but i’m not interested”
Opening message
The lady
Text messages and the mobile number
Home numbers
Home address
Personal information
Long-distance relationships (ldrs): the ups and downs (mainly motorways)
The ldr and the pain I caused
The upside
The make-or-break decision?
Sense and sensitivity
The ever fading art of conversation
The first call
Date safety (that’s your safety, not theirs)
The date
The beauty and the beast
Do not underestimate yourself
Your children
Baggage
From a lady’s point of view
The needle and the haystack
Txt sex
Webcam
Sex and the sights
Fuck buddy
Sex friend contract / fuck buddy contract
Leaving
A story or a warning
I’m off now
Thank you
Illustrations
Why and Thanks
I don’t know where the Holy Grail is and I don’t have a map to Atlantis, but I do
know my way around dating sites. I believe that, by following my advice,
success is simple, no matter who you are.
Why does this book exist? I was asked to write the following pages by numerous
people who at one point in their lives took my advice and joined the slightly
strange world of online dating. They had the time of their lives and never looked
back. Many are now in steady relationships and living happy lives. Without
realising it, it was my input and advice that helped them on their journey. I never
knew how much I had learnt and how much my knowledge would help them get
to where they are today. It was mainly these people that asked me to write this
book, but also those who had become disillusioned by the ever-growing number
of clueless members that seemed to frequent the dating sites.