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E.T. 101 The Cosmic Instruction Manual for Planetary Evolution An Emergency Remedial Earth Edition Co-Created by MISSION CONTROL and ZOEV JHO HarperSanFrancisco A Division of HarperCollinsPublishing HarperSanFrancisco and the author, in association with The Basic Foundation, a not-for-profit organization whose primary mission is reforestation, will facilitate the planting of two trees for every one tree used in the manufacture of this book. E.T. 101: The Cosmic Instruction Manual for Planetary Evolution. Copyright © 1990, 1995 by Diana Luppi. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in crit- ical articles and reviews. For information address HarperCollins Publishers, 10 East 53rd Street, New York, NY 10022. FIRST EDITION Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Jho, Zoev. E.T. 101 : the cosmic instruction manual for planetary evolution / co-created by Mission Control and Zoev Jho. — An emergency remedial earth ed., 1st ed. p. cm. ISBN 0-06-251267-6 (acid-free paper) 1. Civilization—Extraterrestrial influences. I. Title. II. Title: ET 101. CB156J46 1994 001.9 &20 95-1995 CIP 95 96 97 98 99 + RRD(H) 10987654321 This edition is printed on acid-free paper that meets the American National Standards Institute Z39.48 Standard. D E D I CA T I O N This third-dimensional publication of The Cosmic Instruction Manual for Planetary Evolution is dedicated to all our relations. —The Intergalactic Council SHIFTS HAPPEN Although it is not uncommon to revise a book in its subsequent printings, the author's name is not usually one of the items up for reconsideration. However, after the first printing of E.T. 101, the author's name has been mysteriously changed from "Diana Luppi" to "Zoev Jho," even though we admit to only slightly altering the text. What we do admit to changing ex- tensively is the author herself. In the course of bringing through this transmis- sion, Diana Luppi's wiring experienced a meltdown. Her identity as an Earthling was seriously chal- lenged, as was her once strongly held conviction that she was human. As a consequence of hanging out with us, Diana's identity went up in flames. What emerged from the ashes was a not even slightly human extraterrestrial master, known to us as Zoev Jho. Because that is all that remains from this inci- dent, it is Zoev Jho's name that now rightfully ap- pears on this manual. Please be advised that the official Mission Con- trol explanation for switching horses midstream is, "Shifts happen." In the course of reading this book, we caution you that a similar shift may also happen to you. —Mission Control THANK YOU Mission Control thanks the following members of off- our ground crew and planet advisory committees for their assistance in the third-dimensional publication of this manual: Extraterrestrial Earth Mission The Ashtar Command The Interuniversal Confederation of Communication and Evolutionary Processes The Telstar Pilot Project S p e c i a l t h a n k s t o Council of the Empyrean The Council of Twelve Central Sun Productions a n d HarperCollinsSanFrancisco, T A B L E O F C O N T E N T S Introductory Information 1 The Mission (reprinted from the original manual) 1 Special Note from the Publisher 3 A Word from Mission Control 5 How to Use the Manual 7 1 The Intergalactic New Collegiate Dictionary 9 Level I Words—Look Jane, See Spot Run 13 Extraterrestrial 13 Alien 14 E.T. vs. Alien 15 Walk-In 16 Crawl-In 17 UFO 18 Level II Words—Look Jane, See Spot Transmute 22 Light 22 Transmutation 23 Intelligence 24 Co-creation 26 Truth 28 Reality 29 Spirit 31 II Transmutational Procedure 35 Rules for Dysfunctional Patterns 37 Step 1: In Rome, Do as the Romans 37 Step II: In Rome, Do as the Arcturians 38 Ground Rules 38 Coming Out of the Closet 38 All Roads Lead Away from Rome 39 Gentle Reminder 40 Some Interesting Facts about Transmutation 41 Pre-encoded Activation 41 Time/Space Anomalies and Their Physical Functions 41 A. The Dimensional Shift 41 B. The Genetic Shift 42 Deprogramming 43 Debriefing 44 Helpful Hints for the Second Coming 44 III The Mission 47 Job Titles—An Overview 50 The PLO—Definition and Purpose 51 The PLO—Its Historic Position 52 Exhibit A 53 Exhibit B 55 The PLO and Armistice Day 57 The United Stellar Army Corps of Engineers 58 The 3-D Dilemma 58 The 5-D Response 59 Adult Children of Dysfunctional Earthlings (ACODE) 61 The MASH Units 62 Transmutative Symptoms 63 Transmutative Cures 65 The Code Talkers 66 The Interuniversal Banking Community 68 The Intergalactic Board of Realtors 70 The Cosmic Computer Jocks 71 The Rainbow Warrior 72 The Royal Celestial Air Force 73 The Quark Alliance 75 IV Troubleshooting 79 Passing for White 83 Closet Cases 83 The Messiah Complex 84 The Burden of Spiritual Significance 86 The Chicken/Head Syndrome 87 Integrity—Its Care and Maintenance 89 Discernment 91 Landing Instructions 95 Culture Shock 96 The Yo-yo Effect 97 Deployment of Troops 98 Emergency Procedure 99 Mishaps of the Mission 100 V Assistance 103 Foreign Aid 105 Morale Boosting 106 Curing Battle Fatigue 107 The Special Forces 107 Interdimensional Brain Surgery 109 Exploratory Emotional Body Surgery 110 Creative License 111 Recent Legislation 113 Self-help Techniques 114 The Great Awakening 115 Starseed—The Next Generation 116 Audio-visual Aids 118 Monitoring 119 INTRODUCTORY INFORMATION The Mission The mission to Planet Earth was initiated by request of the planet herself. Earth has asked and the stellar councils have granted an evolutionary leap. Over the last millennium Earth has been preparing for our advent. It is now time to enter the Earth plane to reclaim this planet in the name of the Forces of Light and to open her doors to the cosmic community in which she resides. We congratulate and salute those of you throughout the universes who have volunteered for this assignment. Go with our blessing. And remember, read the manual before you get there. Although you are veterans of countless successful missions to numerous dysfunctional life support systems, watch out for this one. This edition of the manual is specifically designed for this planetary system—a system which defies all true rationality and has raised dysfunctionality to an art form. It is also one of the few systems where telling the truth is covertly considered a creative act. Because of the inherent hazards of this planet, Mission Control will not be responsible for any members of this mission who do not thoroughly acquaint themselves with the material contained in this special edition. —Mission Control Special Note from the Publisher Although you were warned to acquaint yourselves with the original manual before departing, a great number of you did not. “If you’ve seen one manual, you’ve seen them all” has proved to be a cavalier attitude that many of you have lived to regret, even though most of you are too stunned and dazed by the process to remember just exactly what it is you are regretting. Being four hundred light years from home and suddenly wondering “Did I forget my toothbrush?” is both annoying to Mission Control as well as useless to the mission. So, for those of you who left your galaxy without it, an unprecedented reprinting of the manual has been authorized by the mission’s governing councils. This is the remedial version of the original manual because you couldn’t