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Era APEX – Kesan kepada Pentadbir dan Pentadbiran Universiti PDF

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Era APEX – Kesan kepada Pentadbir dan Pentadbiran Universiti Abd. Aziz Tajuddin Must have background, content and conclusion A man was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport-size photograph of his son for college admission. Accidentally, the photograph dropped down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor below the ends of a woman ' s saree. He asked her, "Can you lift your saree? I wanna take photograph".... THE REST IS HISTORY.... He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was surprised to see his friend on the next bed to him in a worse condition. His friend explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late & missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel nearby. So he approached a nearby house & asked the owner whether he can stay there for a night. The owner replied "I have 2 grown-up daughters. Sorry, you can't stay here." • Then he approached the next house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for a night. The owner too replied "I have 3 grown-up daughters. Sorry u can ' t stay here." So he went to the next house & asked "Do you have grown-up daughters?" The owner asked "Why?"and the man replied, "I want to stay for a night." THE REST IS HISTORY.. • The moral of the story is :* *WORDS CAN SOMETIMES GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON ' T USE THEM CORRECTLY**...* It is not what the speaker meant but what the listener understood... Remember the business man who sms his wife after being away for quite a while ... He send "I wish u were here"..... But later he realized he has typed 'I wish u were HER'.... !!! An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad ,Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad: My dear loving son. Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, Your Dad KANDUNGAN PEMBENTANGAN APA ITU UNIVERSITI • • PENGENALAN DAN KONSEP APEX? •KAEDAH PELAKSANAAN •KAEDAH PENILAIAN PENDEKATAN USM DI • •DEMO ‘MyCPD’ DALAM MEMENUHI HASRAT APEX BESERTA KESANNYA PSPTN Roadmap Human Capital of First Class Mentality INSTITUTIONAL PILLARS t e p & & n nc hi mia g ng h me rna ers de hin rni arc op ve ad ca ac ea se el o e A e L e v G L T R e D CRITICAL AGENDA Academic Graduate APEX Life Long MyBrain 15 Performance Training Universities Learning Audit Scheme

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finished late & missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel nearby. So he approached a nearby house & asked the owner whether he can stay there
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