It's the end of the world and I don’t remember a thing.
I was rescued from a medical facility by a really hot guy who rides a murder horse. I apparently slept through World War III and zombie cannibals when I was kidnapped and put into a coma. He says he can save the world. I think he knows more than he’s letting on. We are on a race to get to Mexico to get to his friend.
That friend? He’s the Horseman of Pestilence and this crazy jackass and his murder horse is the Horseman of Death. They say they can make a vaccine with my blood, then we will need to meet up with their brothers, the Horsemen of War and Conquest.
I’m slowing getting my memories back and I’m smack dab in the middle of this apocalypse stuff. I was a softball playing tattoo artist before the end of the world, but now it’s up to me and my trusty blue baseball bat, Smurfette, to save the world.