Peta Gore is the bane of her partner's otherwise successful life. Trying to work with Peta on a matchmaking business that Peta uses mostly for her own purposes, Maria Worth has come to hate her old friend, a noisy, vulgar glutton. There is no other way to describe Peta: She does not just "have a good appetite," she sucks and chomps and chews with relish. Not only are her table manners horrifying, she has a habit of showing up at Maria's carefully planned singles' gatherings and spoiling everything by flirting with all the men. But this time Maria is determined to keep her latest singles' event a secret from Peta. The gathering is to be at Tommel Castle Hotel in the remote Scottish village of Lochdubh, the perfect setting for a particularly difficult group. Nothing can go wrong. Except that somehow Peta finds out about the gathering and shows up, thoroughly disgusting everyone. Guests and staff band together in mutual loathing. But does someone hate her enough to kill her? When she is found dead, an apple stuck unceremoniously in her mouth, P.C. Hamish Macbeth is on the scene. With a castle full of odd suspects, the lazy, long-limbed constable has to put his wooing of the hotel proprietress, Priscilla, on hold to solve the case. Charming and canny as ever, Hamish and his adventures once again provide "an experience delicious, stimulating, and cozy."
As eight hopeful members of the Checkmate Singles Club converge on Tommel Castle Hotel for a week of serious matchmaking, the clouds roll in. The four couples immediately dislike each other. And as love goes out the window, murder comes in the door. Martin's Press.