Description:Joel:
How exactly do you tell a woman you’ve just met that you’re Dracula? It sounds insane. Obviously, the legends are garbage, but overcoming them is an obstacle I wasn’t expecting to have to deal with for centuries. How could I have known I’d meet my soulmate at a grocery store just weeks after inheriting my title? But there she was, and my life would never be the same. Now I just need to convince her that I’m not insane.