I'm just a girl in the dystopian magic world. I live a relatively sedate life of jarring vegetables, teaching martial arts and vegging out while watching golden year's oldies. Well, that was true until my crazy friend Gemma tricks me into attending a vampire party by none other than the Killers United. Once my eyes meet with a vampire who is hot as a flaming bucket of decadent sin, my life takes a knee jerking left turn on Hershey squirts lane. Turns out he is the notoriously cruel and mercurial King of the Killer's United. A bonafide two millennia old cray-cray, prone to manopausal rage. With a definite penchant for homicide, violence...and apparently me. He says I'm his fated mate and that he'll never let me go. I say he will rue the day, I mean night, he abducted me while I slept soundly clutching my stuffed Hello Kitty doll.
Valentina Velvet starts the wild journey into a magic dystopian realm filled with adventure, comedy, romance and some steamy hanky panky scenes. Come jump into this archaic portal into an unforgettable magic fantasy realm where even villain's get a happily ever after!