Clifton Collins

177 Pages·2015·22.149 MB·English

by  Ramen, Prison

RECIPES and STORIES from BEHIND BARS
Clifton Collins Jr.
and
Gustavo “Goose” Alvarez
Samuel L. Jackson
With a Foreword by
W O R K M A N P U B L I S H I N G • N E W Y O R K
Copyright © 2015 by Clifton Collins Jr. and Gustavo Alvarez
All rights reserved. No portion of this book may be reproduced—mechanically,
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Allen & Son Limited.
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ISBN 978-0-7611-8552-9
Design by Lisa Hollander
PHOTO CREDITS:
Cover: Estevan Oriol. Courtesy of Gustavo “Goose” Alvarez: p. vi. Fotolia:
alswart, pp. 8–9, 20–21, 29, 30–31, 34–35, 118–119, 144–145; Avantgarde pp. 5, 7,
14–15, 23, 28, 37, 41, 49, 55, 59, 69, 99, 111 (background), 112–113, 115, 133 (top
left), 143, 147; Paco Ayala p. 154; beawolf pp. 6–7, 26–27, 28, 124–125, 152–153;
Les Cunliffe p. 45; Zhu Difeng pp. 90–91; fagat pp. 9, 30, 33, 61, 75, 95, 105, 131,
137, 141, 145, 151; Hortiguela pp. xxii, 1; jules p. v; Andrey Kuzmin pp. x–xi,
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44, 46–47, 58–59, 70–71, 88–89, 102–103, 120–121, 122 (background), 126–127,
128 (background), 138–139, 148–149; longquattro pp. 92–93; malekas p. xiv;
Stanislav pp. 4–5, 132–133, 150–151; Vadim Yerofeyev pp. 11, 25, 53, 67, 73, 77, 85,
97, 110 (top left), 133 (top right), 149; Tamas Zsebok p. xiv. Getty Images: Daniel
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I dedicate this book to my parents.
forgive me for being a thief
of your dreams,
but thank you for showing me
what unconditional love
really means.
—G.A.
To my grandparents,
Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez and
Leandra Aguirre Gonzalez.
Without their love and understanding,
who knows where I’d be today.
And to Josh Huttenberger
5/25/1996–11/1/2014.
—C.C.

Acknowledgments
FROM GUSTAVO “GOOSE” ALVAREZ:
Clifton Collins Jr., I’m eternally grateful to have you in my life; you are a
true friend.
Special thanks to my loving sister, Sandra Luna, for supporting me
during my lowest points, giving me hope at those times when I felt
hopeless, and, of course, keeping the flame lit for this project in ways too
numerous to list.
To Kenia, with faith all things are possible. Love you always.
To Pastor Phil Serrano and Dave Mojaro, behind bars. During the
darkest hours of my life, a word of encouragement from you would
brighten my day, giving me steady hope.
Thank you to my lovely children for their patience and love while they
watched their dad involve himself in a project that probably didn’t make
a lot of sense to them at the time.
To any youngster on the brink of detention: Heed my lessons. I dedicate
this book to you also, with great love and respect.
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FROM CLIFTON COLLINS JR.:
To my sister Veronica, for being that moral compass in times when I
could not find my way.
To Pat Barrett, for showing me the value of a big bro and mentor at such a
young age.
To my boy Goose, who pitched this idea in the visitation yard with the
smell of burnt prison dorms still fresh in the air.
Special thanks to my long-trusted friend and lawyer, David Krintzman,
for always believing in me and having a solution to seemingly never-
ending obstacles. Danielle Josephs, whose presence and hard work
would always get us through the day. Tim Cadiente, for his creative
support throughout the years and passion for our project that kept
us going in times when we thought we couldn’t. The Agency Groups’
Marc Gerald, for taking a chance on this way out-of-the-box project.
Molly Derse, for her kind, caring ways. And, of course, that beast of
a house Workman Publishing, with Mary Ellen O'Neill, a passionate
talent, collaborator, and godsend; and Selina Meere, with her publicity
wisdom. And a giant thanks to all my friends for contributing to this
book. I love you guys!
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Foreword by WET BEHIND THE EARS . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Samuel L. Jackson . . . . . . . . . . . . . xv PB&J Ramen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Introduction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . xvii
STATE ISSUE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8
About the Recipes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . xxi State Issue Soup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9
CLOSE CALL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
* * Ramen Tamale . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11
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Accessory to
SYSTEM OF IDENTIFICATION . . . 12
Ramen Burger . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13
Ramen
INSTANT KARMA
BY NEIL BROWN JR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
PAGE 1 Ramen Instant Karma . . . . . . . . 15
NUTS TO BUTTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 THE KILLER GREEN THUMB . . . . . . . 16
Butt-Naked Ramen Soup . . . . . 3 Sweet & Crunchy Salad . . . . 17
DEAR JOHN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 BREAKING BREAD
Hot Chili Corn Chip Pie . . 5 BY DANNY TREJO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18
Trejo’s Machete Ramen . . . . 19
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