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ICANNON The more chaste newspaper of the University of Toronto Engineering Society, Est. 1977 Vol. 13 January 11, 1996 No. 5 Through the Looking Glass: Amid a bad year, some laughs... ALEKSANDRABOZIC,CRISTINAGULESIU,ILANKELMAN,KARENVIRK,NT'SAT LARGE WorldEvents France also had its share oftroubles. Entertainment Bombsexplodedthroughoutthecountryand, 1995wasayearofeventswithimplications inresponse,Franceexplodednuclearbombs It was a year of weirdness for the farbeyondthisplanet. ThecrippledGalileo intheSouthPacific. SpeakingofFrenchin- megamusicalcommunityofToronto. Tommy spacecraftreleasedaprobeintoJupiter'sat- discretions, M. Parizeau put himselfin hot openedtoahugefanfareandclosedwithless mosphereandWindows95wasforceddown water(rememberhislobstercomment?)with so,havingbeenunabletomakebackitsini- everyone'sthroats. Severaldeathswerere- unfortunatecomments immediately follow- tial investment. Showboatwaspavedover portedduetoglasspoisoning. Inaturbot- ing the referendumwhich showedhis true Localevents bySunsetBoulevardbuttherewerenodem- freeQuebec...wellnevermind. Otherclose views. Thenextday,webid“Aurevoir”to onstrationscomplain,ingthatthenew musi- voteswereheldfordivorceinIrelandandthe thetipsypremier. Torontonianswerealsosubjectedtoheat, caldepictedstereotypicalCaliforniansandput Ontarioelection. BacktoTheGreatFishy butoftheclimatictype. Peoplewere“siz- washed-up film stars in demeaningroles. Warof1995withtheheroCaptainI-will-be- zlinglikebacon"onthesidewalks. Theheat Meanwhile,overonKingMirvishSt.,Miss premier-of-Newfoundland Brian (not broughtsmogwarningsandwatershortages. Saigon's beauty (?) wasno match forthe Mulroney), the Canadian navy even fired Justtobalancethingsout,thewinterhitwith Beast’sBeauty'.Josephandhisnownolonger shotsacrossthebowoftheevilSpanishves- vengeanceshatteringrecordsandmakingthe Amazingbut Stupendous Technicolor(that sel. Butthentheyranoutofarrows,andhad impossiblecometrue: examsweredelayed @#%!Americanspelling)Dreamcoatpainted togodownbelowtostokethecoalanyway. atUofTforhalfanhouronemorningdueto theO’KeefeCentrewithitslongest-running Meanwhile,GoofyandDumbo(recallthatthe snow. Ofcourse,oneexamroomhadabro- show. TheDreamcoatalsomadeanappear- RCMPsold theirmarketing rightsto Walt kenwindowonthatdaywhichstoppedstu- anceatthe PoorAlexTheatreinsmash-hit Disney) were reprimanded when Aline dentscoldinansweringthequestions(orat comediesstagedbytheAncientComicOp- Chretientook overtheirduties. “An Inuit leastthatwastheirexcuse). era-Company(reopeninginFebruary). carvinginhandisworthtwoRCMPofficers Torontowasalsohitwithaterribleyearfor TheCanadianStageCompanyhadanim- in the bush" said a letterto the venerable theTTC. ThefireatSt.Andrewsstationwas mensely successful season, culminating in GlobeandMail. badenough,butinAugustthreepeoplewere theirbrilliantrenditionofSondheim’sIntothe killedinaterrifyingcrashoftwotrains,the Woods. TheNationalBalletofCanadafound firstfatalcrashonthesystem. Then,aTTC timetogiveaudiencesTheNewNutcracker, employeewasmurderedonthejob,another evenwhiletheirstarperformerwasrefused ignominiousfirst. Fortunately,werefuseto entrytoQueen’sParkwhiledeliveringpeti- mentionMikeSliceand Dice Harrisinthis tionstoMikey-poo. section. TheSmashingPumpkinsweresmashing: Waterworldbellyfloppedinahugesplashof Onhappiernotes,peacefinallycametothe EngineeringEvents cash. Showgirlsshowedeverythingexcept Butamoreseriousassassination attempt Balkans. TheDaytonaccordwassignedand tastewhileJamesBondshotbackintothea- succeeded. Acountrystoppedandtheworld implementedallowingSarajevanstocelebrate Theoneoverwhelming,Faculty-shattering, tres,leavingaudiencesstirred,notshaken. weptuponhearingthatthemilitaryherowho theirfirstpeaceful New Year’s Eve since foundation-shaking (not to mention Kobe wonaNobelPeacePrizeforshakinghands 1991. ProgresswasalsomadeinNorthern (that’sinJapantothosewhodon’tknow(and OP withhisenemywasgunneddownfollowing Ireland,butPrincessDirefusedtocomment referstotheJanuaryearthquakewhichkilled apleaforcontinuedpeace. Despitebloody ontheissue. Asamatteroffact,sodidO.J.S. 5500people andshowed thattheJapanese attacksagainstcommuterbusesandthekill- Backtoimportantpeople... werenotaspreparedforsuchdisastersasthey ingofaPalestinianterroristleaderinMalta, WorldpoliticssentEasternEuropebackto thoughttheywere(buttheydid learna lot thedeathofYitzhakRabinwasthemostun- thepre-1989era. CommunistsretookinMos- (anyway...)))), eventwhich tookcontrol of Thewinterholidaysbroughtromantictreats expectedanddevatatingeventoftheyearfor cowandtheheroofGdanskwasdefeated(in commonroomsandcafeteriasalikeandwhich suchasSenseandSensibility(eventhough theMiddleEast. Poland). Movingfarthersouth,Greecewas shutdownallactivitybystudents,staff,and Kenneth Branagh was not found at Emma Otherterrorismaroundtheworldincluded paralyzedbythePrime Minister’ssickness perhapsevenalumnibringingoutsuchvary- Thompson’sside,butOthello’sinstead),and epvoeinstosninatOtkaclkashoinmaJaCpitayn.aSnudchthveictieorursi,fryainn-g amonddeTruartkeisPhrielmeectMiionnisstsepre.llOednttrhoeuboltehefrorhtahnedi,r sitnagsye,moatnidond—sisamsadyu—mfaoluonndgedwnitehssp,orsthaobclke,teecl-- tHhuegthimaenldesLsizSahbardinaa.sliSgphetadkiifnfgeroefncreomoafnocpeisn,- domattacksweresevereblowstothepsyche Italymadeitthroughtheyearwithonlyone evisionsets canbesummedupintwowords ion,butwhowouldhaveDivined? Certainly ofthevictimizednations. government(moreorless). (andanexclamationmark): NOTGUILTY! notMs.Brown... In this edition ofThe Cannon: I Cannon Poll Question: I 1995 Do you derive satisfaction Cannon Poll Stuff. from engineering? Editorial CareerTrends Details on page 2 ’age2 Volume 13,Number5,January 11, 1996 THE CANNON CANNON THE JOIN Xmas: The Big Scam NEILHELLAS NYELEC9T6 Asareasonablystereotypicaltwenty-some- wespendanenormousamountofmoneyeach lartomanufacture.Canyousayprofit? Sure. poinsettia/BodyShopgiftpack? Iwould tthhionugsasnldasckliukneivmeers-itsypesnttudteonot,muIc-haltoinmgewoivtehr yweearrebaullyyindgonp’rteksennotwsfwohrapteotphleey,weavnetnotrhnoeuegdh. 1kMnyewfryioeundcsoauilddt.ome,“Youknow,thiscom- rparteh-eprrignitveed)pheoolpildeayagcraeredtiwnigththaansisnocmeerteh(innogt thelastexamperiodwatchinglatenighttel- Unfortunately,toomanyproductsarecheaply mercialisreallypoorlydone. ButI’llbeta thatIdon’tknowifthey’lluse. 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Pokingoutofmystocking feature live adultentertainment, psychic showing thesethings dancingaround and commercialised. Forcedtospendmoneyon wasthatblackplasticheadIhadseendance hotlines,etc.. Butduringthepre-Christmas demonstratingtheendlesspossibilities and peopleyoudonotnecessarilyknoworhave aroundmytelevisionset,withthoseseduc- shoppingrush, thesetime slots were filled funthatonecouldhavewithaSnakeLight™. affection towardsnecessitates afacade of tivewhitewordsonthelabel-SnakeLight™. withcommercialsformoregeneralconsumer Thecommercialprobablycostabout$1000 kindness. Thethoughtcounts andall that Ididn’tknowwhethertolaughorcry. products.Companieswereusingthefactthat tomake,andeachlightprobablyaboutadol- stuff,butwhoreallyneedsaSnakeLight™/ RECORD Wow,I’m impressed! Thisisoneofthe havesomepotential -aneat littleriffhere facts,andlastbutnotleast,thelovelypicture strangestrecordsI’veheard inalongtime, andthere,anicevocalharmonyortwo,but ofahalf-nakedwomanintheCDbooklet(and and that’s definitely an accomplishment. onthewholethebandstrikesmeasabad theycallussexist?) Gee,Ithoughtthiskind REVIEW Strawman’sself-titleddebutisalmostalot mixofPoison, Danzig,Soundgarden and ofcrapdiedalongwithGuns ‘n Roses. I ofthings-almostmetal,almostalternative, themusic fromtheShaftsoundtrack. Per- guessthe“theatrics”and“multimedia”intheir almostfunkyand,lastbutnotleast,almost hapsthe“poetic”elementsofthebandhave stage showhelpeveryone forgetaboutthe yeah yeah yeah listenable. Incaseyouhaven’tbeenreading managedtoimpresssomepeople...“Gonna essential partofgoingtoseea band - the the local entertainmentpublications lately, feedthepoorwithSpam/Gonnalendahelp- music. Ormaybe I’m completely wrong whatever... thisbandhasreceivedalotofattention.over inghand/Gonna findthepromised land/ about Strawman - maybe they’re notjust recentcourtbattles.Apparentlysomeonede- Yeahyeahyeah”isagreatexampleofthe overpromotedCFNY(eh?youmeanQ107- JAMESWYSYNSKI COMP9T7 cidedthatputtinguppostersonQueen St. creativelyricalcontentonthisalbum. But ed.)fodder. Yeahyeahyeahwhatever. STRAWMAN Westwas“littering”,sothebandwasfined wait,there'smore! Don’tforgetaboutthe undertheEnvironmentalProtectionAct. The wonderfully pretentious use ofthe word (Editor’snotes: rumourhasitthatoneof S/T chargeswerelaterdroppedbutthehypere- “fuck”afewtimesonthealbum(Notone, themembersofStrawmanwasonceamem- PowerandRageRecordings mains,and tracks liketheabysmal“Yeah buttwiceintheradio/videotrackYeahYeah berofSkule™. Also,anythingisbetterthan YeahYeahWhatever”continuetopenetrate Yeah Whatever! Howcontroversial’/),the AlanisMorrissette.) intoourairwaves. Thebanddoesseemto longhair,blackclothingandreligiousarti- Cannon Poll December Do you Poll Results.- derive Q: Ban the Toike Pike9 I AMTHETOIKe,THETOIKE ISMY LIFE! A: Yes: 0.0 (0.0000%) satisfaction from No: 23.0(100.0%) Hey,communicationsstool: Stopmessing withtheToikeOike. ItistheonlyreasonI Spoiled: 0.0 (0.0000%) livefor. Also,itsafuckenhumorpaper! EDITORIALNOTE: thecommentson Butbanningthereviewcommitteewould Engineering? the ballots received contained numerous beagoodidea. Likeanyonegetsoffended spelling,grammatical,andsyntacticalerrors. bythatstuff. Thesehavenotbeeneditedinordertore- taintheauthor'soriginalthoughts. 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THE CANNON Page 4 CHARVolumIe 13,NuOmber5T,January 1R1, 1996ACE 7. The Rules of Ye Olde Grande Chariot Race tSEEhnAaegcCEihl'snisugedrieivbBsriilcilvuiiniptegnylgiCCnlEreanesgaswnS(dcawirhteihFeclerhnoFtsiiihrnst)ct,lleYudAednaetdrso smaPpltaailarltsep+ihsc.ui/sp7fhaeenmtrsaslaeraesr.ereaqIusfiktrehededtptoooaltfitlceuensdharSrtUihvDeeiS,r viiii)iiiv)i)))fsralhneiavesioelzhwircnuhgbibcrekarienyns w1EEu4mnaa.plcviihWermaeia)vdtt.ieetsrdhcseinppulaimrntbieeciripsanotafsl.pleoowpeldeatno ewnhteeerleodnecon(t1r)apcthiaorniotthatorshaoltlhbeer a5.ftBerlwoacrkdesrtsobragabouttheirexploits. T70h.eWfiirnstnechrariot to cross the finish A1l4l.5. bWlaoicvkeerrss, pullers, and p2.resented by the respective Chair Offensiveand defensive-no limit. line with at least two wheels charioteers must sign the waiver ofthedisciplineimmediatelyprior All must be human or near-human touching the ground and still forms before the Race. Anyone tothestartoftheRace.Eachchariot females/males. ThismeansYOU! ( capableofrotation,andadriverstill whorefusestosignandthen races sahnadllmaebaisduerebmyentthes.foSlolmoweinCgroruulpess c6.reOefp!fe)nseandDefense bhruemaathninagsh(eo/xsyhgeenw/ahselaitutmh)eastnadrtaosf oatrhoitsh/ehrewriosewnparritsikc.ipAanteysondeoeswhsoo may be required to meet other Rule 1 (ii)appliestoallcontestants, the Race, will be declared the has read these rules and/or requirementsduetoprevious rule aswell aschariots. It is hoped that winnerifitmeetsallofthefollowing participates in the Race hereby infractions. These groups will be contestantswill abidebythe intent qualifications.Toqualifytowin,the acknowledges the element of risk informed ofthespecific needs. of this rule which is designed to chariot must: involvedtohis/herownpersonand Chariot prevent loss of life, limbs, eyes, i) Complete the course as laid out shall not hold the Blue and Gold Eachcandidateshall have: masculinity/femininity, etc. bytheJudge, Chair, especiallythe Glue & Bold i) Two (2) accessible wheels Corollary: Anyone using axe ii)Crossthefinish linewithat least Chair,theEngineeringSociety,the attached to the chariot, with no handles, knuckle dusters, tworotatingwheelsstillattachedto UniversityofToronto,oranyother humancontactwhatsoever,onthe biochemical or nuclear weapons, thechariotandtouchingtheground individual or institution, ground throughout the Race from bikechains,etc,shallautomatically with no human contactorhelp. responsible for the consequences start to finish (minimum wheel bring about the disqualification of iii) Haveacharioteerwhohasbeen of his/her own actions and/or diameter: 152.4 mm). his or her discipline's chariot. containedinthechariotallthetime decision to participate. All ii3).no sharp protruding points or Blockers may not carry dangerous it has been moving. A chariot spectators within a two hundred other objects dangerous to objectssuch as materials madeout without a charioteer must stop yard radius ofthe racing field are contestants i.e. cutting torches, ofmetal,glass,wood,and/orplastic. moving until it has retrieved its also bound by this rule. Any barbed wire, electric shockers, Biodegradable materials that charioteer. It may only retrieve its complaintsshall beaddressedto: guns, knives, bombs, ICBMs, decomposeintwo(2)yearsorless, charioteer by moving backwards Lloyd Axworthy squid, fish, Elvis, O.J.,etc. such as eggs, tomatoes, withregardstothecoursedirection. MinisterofHumanResources iii) no maximum weight limit, watermelons, etc, are permissible. iv) The charioteer who was Development(Does he have Minimumweightofchariotis13.6 NO SEAFOOD (see food?). No containedinthechariotatthesound a Blue Hard-hat?) kg(withoutdriver) aerosolcans,smokebombs,flames, oftheMIGHTYSKULE™CANNON 14th floor iv)humanpropulsiononly(nogas etc. maybe used bycontestantsor andwhohad been declared bythe 140 Promenadedu Portage motors, sails, horses, attachedtochariots. Allcontestants owners of the chariot to the Judge Hull, Quebec, K1A0J9 transcendental meditation, etc.) are reminded to behave in a before the Race, must be the AtthestartoftheRace,eachchariot sportsmanlikemanner(likeinOHL charioteer at all times throughout 75. ProtectiveApparel will be pointed out to its hockeygames). the Race, and when crossing Allcharioteersarerequiredtowear competitors by the Judge. (If you 7. The Course the finish line as set out by the protective headgear. All other wonder why this rule exists, or The course of the Chariot Race is Judge. participants are strongly th4i.nk it is silly, then you haven't one lap counterclockwise around v) The charioteer may not move encouragedtowearthesame(how seen enoughChariot Races!!!) the scrapofgrass beknownsttoall morethan921 mm + 0.02% (three canallthesepeoplewearthesame Drivers as Front Campus. All chariots are feet) on the ground or in the air if helmet?). Each driver(charioteer) mustbe: required to proceed around the he/she is not contained in the 76. Loans i) Human or near-human male or courseoutsideofthecoursemarkers chariot during the Race between All chariots, stolen or otherwise female, or, asdesignated bytheJudge. start and finish. For the chariot to removed or damaged, must be ii) A member of the Engineering 8. The Time move any further, he/she must be returned in its original condition Society with a valid student The Official Date ofthe 1993/4/5/ placed back into his/her original (judges discretion) no later than number at the University of ...Inin+1 ChariotRaceisThursday, position in the chariot of his/her 10:00a.m. thedayofthe Race or Toronto. January18,1993/4/5/..,/n/n+1.The original designation. the thieving discipline will- be Note: ifthedriverisnotamember Race shall commence at vi) Notbethe FirstYearChariot. disqualified. All alterations made of ENG SOC, He must be Wlarco approximately 12:45 pm of the vii)DefinatelynottheSACChariot. to said chariots-must not be Santaguida SAC president, or a aforementioned date. The start of 77. ThePrize irreparable or the offending team reasonable hand drawn SAC theRaceshallbemarkedbytheroar Thewinningteam will receivethe will be immediately disqualified Commissioner at|east oftheMIGHTYSKULE’"CANNON. J. P. Potts Memorial Trophy plus and treated in an extremely nasty The Driver must be/(eighteen (18) 9. IncrementConditions some otherunknown prize. fashion. years of age or seventeen (17) or Weatherconditionsmustincludeat 72. Inspection 77.Judge uadnudletr. anTdheaccDroimvpearniemdusbty bane Olenastthtewogroofuntdhe:following: TChaempchuasriaotts1s2h:a3l0Iaps.sme.msbhlaerpononFrtohnet TshhaellsboueltJhuedcguerroefnttheBlCuhearainodtGRoalcde containedwithinthechariotatall i) ice day of the Race for inspection by Chair. One other persons may be times throughout the entire Race ii) snow theludge.Nothingcanbeaddedor appointed Assistantsto theJudge. andmaynotpropel him/herselfor e)Ashok subtractedfromthechariotsafterthe TheJudgeandtheJudgeAss. must the chariot during the Race. The iii)slush inspection. be fourth year (in spirit) students Driver must be presented to the iv) mud 73. Disputes ofthe Faculty ofApplied Science Judge before the Race by her/his v)yellowgrass TheJudge isherebydeclaredtobe and Engineering at the University ClubChairorrepresentative. vi) 150differentkindsofcheese(no infallible. Consequently, all ofTorontoand must not be in the PushersandPullers Venezuelan BeaverCheese) arguments shall bedecided bythe samecourseorhavethesamefirst Onlyeight(8)allowedperchariot. In the air (sent by God or a Judgewhosedecisionsshallbefinal initial or astrological cosine. In All mustbehumanornear-human reasonable hand-drawn facsimile): (seeTheRiseandFalloftheRoman U (continuedonpage6) THE CANNON Volume 13,Number5,January 11,1996 Page 5 Godiva Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Week 12 Noon to 2pm SnowBaseball Charity T-Square Chariot SnowBaseball and Rugby Auction Mini-Putt Race and Rugby m (continuedfrompage4) addition,twootherjudgepositions 3pm SUDS opens at 3pm every day this week!! will be auctioned off during the charityauctionontheWednesday ofGodivaWeek. 4:30pm Card TheJudgecandisqualifyachariot, Godiva's Tournament even ifitfinished the Racefirst, if ritulheass.bTrhoekewninanneyrocfatnhebaebdoevcelasraeidd 5pm Kesurrection Movie: Mr, Blue and at any time after the Race but a Dominos Godiva's championmustbedeclaredbefore Flrosh Animal ana boia Challenge Jduelcyla2r6e,d,1t8h8e4.deOcniscieonaiswifninnael.rIifs, 5:30pm HCaorndteHsatt House Pageant starts at 3pm Wake upon declaring a winner, any dwiosncitphlienCehafrailostelRyaccleaiimmsmetdoiahtaevley 7pm The The theWQilulest The Wake preceding, they shall be Quest Quest be solved oulltilIUAS reprimandedbytheBlueandGold 9pm begins continues today? atthe Chair and made to provide items PHOENIX* pursuanttoRule18belowinorder to lift the sanctions automatically ‘passes at Suds imposed arising from such deception. Therulescanbechanged48hours Your Guide to Godiva Week Events before the Race by the Blue and Gold Chaironly. The Mr. Blue and Sign-Ups Gotcha GoldPageant 18. Bribes Alleventswillhavesign-upsinthe Submityournameandhuntdownfellow Only "liquid" assets will be atriumofSandfordFlemingbuildingfrom Skule™Ma\es.Everyonereceivesa Thisonesforthegentlemen.Allyou January10-12. nameandyearofanindividual,then consideredaslegalbribes.Allother ladies(thetenofyou)gettohootand Flrosharewelcomeandexpectedto mustfindthatpersonandstickapieceof bribes are illegal but, in keeping hawleratallthemenofSkule™.The takepartinGodivaWeek(Flroshitsfor tapeorpaperontothebackofsomeone wsiptohrttshmeanspsihriitp,ofwciolmlpesttiiltliocnouanntd. ftpihavegeecoao'nncttleowscitkllbdtauattek.pelTpehlaaesceecsoWingetnedsnutpecspordmiaporryitsaotes ySDaoirgutns-Stuuuprpvifidov)ra.:l,SnCoawlcRuulgubsyR,aScneosw,BGaostecbhaal,l, tetlahsekee.fteOhwnerrceeemtayaiornguietn“kgiplepl*ressooponlm.eeTochnoiesm,egtotheoesnSuuyndotiusl Bribes MUST be submitted to the offourparts. BriskandEuchre(Idon’tevenknowher) onFridayandhaveashowdown. BlueandGold Chairpersonallyat TheBadJoke:Theworstthebetter.No tPoaugerannatm.entandtheMr.BlueandGold SnowRugby leasttwo (2) hours beforethestart Bnadjokesallowed,theyaretoterrible oftheRace. Noconditional bribes tohear. will be accepted (or at least TheWorldIssuesQuestion:A Godiva’s Tareoaumnsdoinfssenvoewnoanrefrtoontsicganm-puupst.oWrohllo honored). philosophicalandindepthprobeintolife Resurrection cantakeaRugbyBall? Note: Judges work better when anditsmeaning.Abullshitingcontestfor fullyfueled! sehnovritro(nenmgeinnteearginogodsopcrieeptayraatnidont)h.e Thebeginningofitall.Tobringbackthe CharityAuction spiritandvigourinSkule™.Onthisholy Signed,thisnthdayofJanuary, wThheerBeotxheergSuhyosrtwaElnksetmhbelreu:nTwhaiyswiistha day,surprisesandeventswillunfold. H(Pealsdtab)yPtahseztSitoitreissaMnanauacgteironMoifkeallthe 1996. strut.Theoutfitsshouldcarryatheme stufflostandfoundinlockers(andother <2 abbooxuetrysohuorrsteslmfuosrtabceelveibsriibtlye,tboutthtehe Calculus Races oplcaccaessi)o.naTlhesrleavaelsaoucmtiigohntedbeoftf.he DragoBanovic judgesview.Participantsshouldhavea BlueandGoldCommittee halfpagedescriptiononthemselvesor Thisiswhereweseparatethemenfrom Dart Survival whattheyarewearingorleaveittothe theboys(ladiesexcusetheexpression). hostesstoimprovise(badidea). Therulesaresimple.Thereareintegrals given,andstudentsracetogetthe Everplaypaintball?withdarts?Hereis TheSurpriseEvent:You'llsee. correctanswer.Itisatypeofkingofthe yourchancetotry.Teamsarecomprised Thejudgingwillcompriseofapanelof rhielllecaosnteedstat.cTohnetersetstdaotfet.heruleswillbe Tofhefivdearptesopalned,teuabcehsaalrleowtoedonfliyvebdearmtsa.de fellowSkule™Womenandtherescores ofpaperandwillbeinspectedbefore arefinal. eachcontest.Therewillbetournament (jTuur^) T-Square Mini-Golf truhleemssebluvtetse.aPmrsotceacnticvheaelyleenwgeearmustbe The Flrosh Hardhat wornatalltimes(firstyearchemglasses Playgolftheengineeringway-withT- haveotheruses).Onehiteach Competition Squares! competiterisout. SnowBaseball Rule!!! AdlelcoyroautiFnlgroysohusrhhoaurlddhactosmpblyetMeonday Brisk, Euchre and andbringtheminforjudging.Beware Dominos Tournament Teamscompriseoftenpeople(threeof artsieswillseeyouonthesubwaysso whicharefemaleortheteamplays travelingroupsforsecurity.Thecrowd short).Baseballrulesapplyasusual. willaidinthejudgingbutthesouljudge Findsomeonetocheatwith. ofthecontestisthecurrentBlueand Godiva’s Quest GoldChair(Puff)andcannotacceptany bribes.Officially. SomethingishiddenonCampus. Anewclueeveryday. Solve,retrieveandwinaprize! age 6 Volume13,Number5,January 11, 1996 THE CANNON education? HISTORY UofTEngSocwasthefirstinOntariotobeginthis consistofapresentationtotheEngineeringSociety eachdepartmenttoproposeditemsuponadvisefrom type of funding; since then Queen’s, Western, Counciloftheexpenditureswhichhaveoccurredin the department club chairs. In other words, the Atrfhoenrlfeleeiornwecininyddgeeuanmrqtsua,pelastsfiseboeeynd:wwaia"stDhofisartbysutooduueetnstts8au0bpl%rpioesrfihtenerdftehanievndoupum1rr.9o8op2foTstfhehoeder FMfFaoococrMtusaletstevytpeserr.ryaisdeaosnldl$a1r.W1at0htaeftrrlotohmoevuahnraiivvoeeurssifstooylulrpocrweoesvdiidnecisln,udoitunhger EtPhraeocvhaicsaiddoenepma4irctmyeenart.shall, with advice from their wedeienvlpgelairrnygteodmeoerwlnihltneaagrrleisspwtsruepodepenkontsnt,aolwwsereitapcnriaesdnsnebedneeetacdstieuiddrve.eestehxaatrcettvlhiyeemwwohneterhyee undergraduateincidentalfeeof$100tobeusedfor research, industryrelationsandalumnidonations. students,requestexpendituresfromtheSpecialLevy supplies,equipmentandteachingassistants?" TheFacultyisdedicatedto providingexceptional fundthroughtheEngineeringSociety.Authorization Quotes: In1985,thereferendumwasrepeatedforonlyone undergraduateeducation and is working hard to forexpenditureshallbemadebyaspecialcommittee yosffcoeuercnaeudrmireanrbndgeoe.dtct,ohaseuNborsoeetinhteht1rahs9eedu8erip6nGrgyitoshevteiaeonriwrgsnlancyrmi,dadegenniatttnihacnelroeffaueispeneOocswnrntaeiasanrspuiceanoossinsvtipeninorenglsvuiieectdrayy aeObmunaudsisrgmuneartttleeu.lnittahTinpiohsocn.reet,bibeohucendaogtmoe,fetssttihsaaifusfpssaemardoltantrooeifeypstahaayecntdgfuoraarelsalstyauecrrehenusdnutlishtvi,enurgpossniltaayyss tcoDEhlnfeeugabitPnnhrceeehesaoriiEfidrnnesg.ngitt.hn,eeetThrhFeiaenVcguPcloStmoFycmiinieaottnftyceeeA,wpisapthnlhadlileatddhivenicSdclceeuipdeaefnrrctaoemtmelnaettanahsdlet tDtwe"ohd/eoeuauwclnlboadeetu-vilbyoFdenicfrauolislinnmtkdpme.dYreielornoacWederitsetshStshdart.oanu"uidkfttisoDet.sr.shu.eTchBstheohteuosiEdcurnepognpctiokcsnr.otew,meFhmroiioorntumgmrceeoslnrntattubrAdoiserbstnauootttcsoeirdaatirhtteeeeos Irnefetrheendusmpr.ing of 1987, the Ontario provincial etdanugciabtlieon.beCnoenftitrsarytotoutnhdise,rgtrhaeduLaetevyeFnuginndeegroiensg Provision5 m"aOiunrtaionnilnygadnidrecutp,graodni-nggoionugrusnoduerrcgeradoufatfeulnedaschfinogr gcwooalvsleertcotnimosentnootpfuipnniacvsiesdreesndittaileasfefebisrl.olmThwcehhiaprcughripnogosuesttlouafdwetenhdtissbtfiholerl directlytoundergraduateengineeringeducation. Ttbhyheea1nt9e9am7gp-ro9er8eamrseycnhtsopooelfciyfaeulalrll-eutvniymleesshusanltdlheecreglaresavedyutaiosteecxoisnstttuidanefuntetedsr ffpEaurncnogidligisnrteaiaemerrs.ei"insagt.Wgh.erReLa.etvhyCelFluueptnttd,o.tAYhseosuoscucicaacnteesbsefCuhclaeridtrealii-nvetCrhhyaetomftihcoeauslre ctwuoaimstpiorunetqefureeestst.iemdeUnbafynodrtthlueanbastctoeusldteysn,tasobuaornvdeintNchiOediTernatilamrlpeaofdesyeedhtihbgayht ThePROPOTeSEmnAgpioLnr:eaerryinSgpeSctiuadlenLtes’vy bPryovriesfieornen6dum. fU7onrdwetorhugilsrdavdleiurkayettegoeAtneheraronoskupsyaocaeussaLiansbtdoanrtchaeet.ocro.y"ntCrWoi.obErud.tiiRnn.agtsoDtrau.vdieenst,s TtthhheeeruenEfinovrgeeirnsoeiuettyrliawnwagesdS.aolcsioetcyaufgelhtttbhyatthriesgalergdilselsastioofnathnids OnbehalfofallPrfoupllo-steidmeAgstruedeemntesntregisteredinthe TeunqhdueeirptgmermeapndoturaatwreyhiescdphuecciaatwliilollneviyennshhtahalenlcFbeaecuutslhteeydtoqofuaplAuiprtpcylhiaeosdfe lu"anTbdhoeerragtorDraeidepusaa.rt.t.em"setAnudtdeelntasSpehpdarrveace,itaFatokeersnmeintrhceCohnatriiniribtu-itaEitlniegvcettoriotcuharel newlegislation,engineeringstudentsrecognizedthe Faculty ofAppliedScienceand Engineering, the ScienceandEngineering. Engineering itwhimetpyhortwthoaiusnlc$de10ow0fanuftepeg.troSaidcniocnnegtistnthuueediresnlutapobprogfraatcniiilnzigtaitetishoenasnfdaccoutulhltadyt UtthniaimtveeaurnstdieetmyrpgoorfraadTruoyartoSenptseotcuiEdanelgntiLsneerveeyrgiibnstegerlSeeodvciiienedttyhuepproFoanpcoufsulletlsy- TPrhoevitseimopnor7aryspeciallevyshallbecollectedbythe cc"oo.nm.t.prwlioibumuletdnitolininktgeolmtoahietnatkSaeoicntigheitasynodfpopiromrpttruhonivisitnymgoostftheoniqcumeaploiartgtyaainontf ewsotualbldisdhesliegvniaetse,foarndsptehceifuincivperrosjietcytsmawyhiacchtatsheya porfovAipspiloinesd:Science,subjecttothefollowingeight U1n9i9v6e-r9s7ityanodfT1o9r9o7n-t9o8wsicthhooalllyreeagrusl,aranfedesshfaolrltbhee uEUnnnigdvieenrregseriratiydn.ug"a.teReincghianrederiSngobeedrumcaant,ionChoaffierred-byCitvhiils collectionagencyforthestudentorganizationinthis passedtotheEngineeringSocietyinaseparatebank rlIneegv1ayr9fd8e,8e/"t8.h9e,itnhceidEenngtianlefeereinwgasSocrieentaym,ejdoiand"yvowliutnhtatrhey T$Pr1ho0ev0i.as0mi0oonun1tofthetemporaryspeciallevyshallbe aPcrcoovuinsti.on8 tdI"nheIdevuweslotSourtpliuiaddnleglnitEkaengtLfioienrvessyeitrniccenFlrguae.snl"sdystuAhn.adwKneh.kriSgcy.rhoaudJuafaaroretrdeinaedep,smrsioengniCtrshitaaaeimlrriniignn- OfficeoftheDean,administeredthelevyfund.In Thenatureandimplementationofthisagreementis IndustrialEngineering. i1n9d8e9p/e9n0defnotrlythaedmfiirnsitstteimree,dtthheefEunngdisn.eeringSociety aPm)raoTxvhiiesmiuotmner2omfotfwtoheyetaermsporaryspeciallevyshallbea aprbosvoilsuitoenlsy.contingent upon all of the preceding w"oOrntchewhaiglaeinu,ndtehratnakkiynogu."foAr.aMllcLyeoaunr,asCshiasitran-ceMiMnSt.his Didyouknow... b1)99T6h-e9s7eaynedar1s9s9h7a-ll98betheacademicschoolyearsof Procedures Dm"euTpchaahrntakmpepyrnoetcu'isaastehndadraentdohefintdEheneegdiLanebevseyorliFunutgenldy,Soncewicheeitscyshafriyosrtovettrhhyee Alumnidonationshavetripledsinceimplementing ongoing development of our undergraduate theLevyFundbyinformingalumniofthisvoluntary Provision3 TheLevymoneyishandledbycollectingproposals laboratories."J.W.Smith,Chair,ChemicalEngineering uTnhdeerUgnriavdeurastietyd,ontahtrioonu.ghtheProvost,AdelSedra, TEnhgeinesepreicinaglSolceiveytyCsohaulnlcilbeintrheevisepwreidngobfy19t9h7e fderpoamrtemaecnhtfdreopmartthmeetnotta,lbaalsleocdaotinngstufduenndtsentroolmeeacnht a"sTshiesrteinigsunsotodoeunbsturtehathtatthweeLehvayveFaufnidrsitscilansvsalpuraobglreaimn donates$50forevery$100youdonate. and again in the spring of 1998. Review shall andclassestaught,specificallyallocatingfundsfor Jianrdpilnaec,eCfhoarirou-rInduunsdterriaglraEdnugaitneeesrtiundge.nts." A. K. S. CANNONB The Engineering Semi-Formal Saturday January 1996 27th, 1-Jcnonto Colonu cJiotd pocktails 6:30pm Dinner 7:30pm 89 Chestnut Street ON Dancing from 9pm Toronto, Rooms only $69 Tickets: $30 per person single or double includes 4-course meal with wine and 1 drink ticket Tickets on sale: Monday Jan 15th onwards from noon to 2pm in the SF Atrium or EngSoc let yours soon, this one sells out fast! THE CANNON Volume 13,Number5,January 11, 1996 Page Referendum for the Temporary Special Levy TL and Elections for the 1996 - 1997 term of office for the following Engineering Society positions will take place on Thursday March 7th, 1996 and iEL Friday March 8th, 1996: President TT Vice-President: External Vice-President: Finance I Vice-President: Activities Secretary <Q> Engineering Athletic Association President NT Nominations shall open at 9am on Monday February12th and close at noon on Friday March 1st, 1996. 2345E1.....LECTENaWEordCooepscEsilllxe8tIuaananiaeosecttagrccdmmeqOmncEheuntphhtpuptko,lpnraNeahodaiaetmntleamsooiciceiiun1(cneetsgafodtrRa9gTManinnenbebn9WhantoteUdshind6ndlrutseiniai)gLo,scrotoegdd.(.WdthslaEmnakiuhesndtteasseSphetoeaearh1tdasow'akesoynrlhceeltnscsnlabdal,nhtlou(ntaoillorttaMdnlynnp1ihnelaiob-gEa9eoebmdtrfel9nnmrtooiapc6epehvevnrttch)coaeonehaeedot.stlesl4tmoFme9(owwtenrmtn2lfoahirdih6itlea.ystde)tlWnmahelaea1ncylndSdEaleo9oeolfrupmntd9kcunearcpooml6icuwblaemMbee1tn(slgwaimtedoblaMrnyepeirninawancaesnadritoMiokdt9ocitia(neg.nensh$hosynm0stsop1nihbul00ydg7oaFaem)elelofbeMa.halrprooboita.mesrmldrreTcgrdae,lurmhc1coxotiaceh9hseathanriac9eooenelyoubm6(udnst)oabuaM1Ttrhhe.tneca2amsogodticro8kwahneMcEr.isFoo.idphlol0tohnvteinhr0ga1Oca4asdltk9nltnnatitatec9hcwohobhhm,yee6onteeee 6789.... hoPtEaPSeaPoFCEWwsIffuhorrhdooouaaaobeeceenevsssbdncicdcticaetttmdudhdtnahetcreeeirrimpbeteoaomlrrrtaederaydnnsfitssstpadodncesdtetaciarolbdbda(aaeaOidIeinoyg2sdslynansgardsuo0sftdlsaidrnesti0on;etudFtmenshc1c'heae(bBedhogeibase4tbapspavaa)eornhCuodlteemne.lunonsihemullnotaaetst’dbpeesiresTrykroe.loclcrbuyrsgHstwtsb5gttsprtbEibRmhh.2omaentnaiooe8ss0rphatslttWhtstcTh0yhoaEmisaOupa.ruaslnamImmandprmgpIKcbd1PeinubaosaBEm9tegosimetnnaob9rMttgadiea6fuOtOtnintrn.efchm,bedIwbnbfcoemameKieoeAtgmeteucsrEMprnenies1esaeboytrt2rtSclteoon1oewttairrwr(dco8cecibtrdCtrldk.aloiaeRhCee5setynasd0ritAnfarb,eb)meawlearnseNcnilyirunbodtefaNhltsymbeoxptrmh,eOerrwcuatsawcehbbNtahtEtrplioeapeolbhittrhtmbryeeytsiibeaamsochEhnlayrpgeset1eglnrdmpubdreng1osonrmnlaacsbcpfaupoubmiieoeobtWorotscbbspmeeeisnnhtodtyivereeaeanetenukbsbmndoshroto.tgm.e..eednsfof 1111112340..... 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These figuresare,however, in line withthe P.E.O. salary survey. VisittheCareerCentre’sWebSite@http://www.utoronto.ca:80/career/ ENGINEERING-BACH. RESPONSE RANGE AVERAGE ENGINEERING-MASTERS CHEMICAL 8 $30,000-$40,000 $34,463 CHEMICAL 4 $32,000-$40,800 $36,150 CIVIL 9 $30,000-$40,000 $35,364 CIVIL 3 $34,500-$40,800 $37,533 COMPUTER 14 $30,000-$40,000 $36,193 COMPUTER - 6 $34,500-$45,000 $39,100 ELECTRICAL 14 $30,000-$40,000 $35,836 ELECTRICAL 5 $34,500-$45,000 $39,920 ENGINEERINGSCIENCE 9 $30,000-$40,000 $35,244 ENGINEERINGSCIENCE 3 $34,500-$40,800 $37,533 GEO-ENGINEERING 8 $30,000-$40,000 $34,963 GEO-ENGINEERING 4 $34,500-$40,800 $36,900 INDUSTRIAL 8 $30,000-$40,000 $35,213 INDUSTRIAL 3 $34,500-$40,800 $37,533 MECHANICAL 9 $30,000-$40,000 $34,744 MECHANICAL 3 $34,500-$40,800 $37,533 M.M.S. 8 $30,000-$40,000 $34,963 M.M.S. 4 $34,500-$40,800 $36,900 ARTS SCIENCE B.A.4YR.(ANYDISCIPLINE) 7 $30,000-$35,400 $32,200 B.Sc.4YR.(ANYDISCIPLINE) 9 $27,900-$40,000 $33,133 B.A.3YR.(ANYDISCIPLINE) 3 $31,800-$33,500 $32,767 B.Sc.3YR.(ANYDISCIPLINE) 4 $25,800-$33,000 $29,475 B.A.ECONOMICS 4 $30,000-$35,400 $32,350 B.Sc.ACTUARIAL 5 $30,000-$42,000 $34,280 BUSINESS B.Sc.CHEMISTRY 4 $30,000-$35,400 $32,350 M.B.A. 11 $30,000-$45,000 $36,582 B.Sc.COMPUTERSCIENCE 10 $30,000-$39,000 $35,040 B.COM&B.A.(COM)4YR. 20 $29,000-$39,000 $31,435 Hey Frosh lookingfor asummerjob? . . . 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ICANNON The more chaste newspaper of the University of Toronto Engineering Society, Est. 1977 Vol. 13 January 11, 1996 No. 5 Through the Looking Glass: Amid a bad year, some laughs... ALEKSANDRABOZIC,CRISTINAGULESIU,ILANKELMAN,KARENVIRK,NT'SAT LARGE WorldEvents France also had its share oftroubles. Entertainment Bombsexplodedthroughoutthecountryand, 1995wasayearofeventswithimplications inresponse,Franceexplodednuclearbombs It was a year of weirdness for the farbeyondthisplanet. ThecrippledGalileo intheSouthPacific. SpeakingofFrenchin- megamusicalcommunityofToronto. Tommy spacecraftreleasedaprobeintoJupiter'sat- discretions, M. Parizeau put himselfin hot openedtoahugefanfareandclosedwithless mosphereandWindows95wasforceddown water(rememberhislobstercomment?)with so,havingbeenunabletomakebackitsini- everyone'sthroats. Severaldeathswerere- unfortunatecomments immediately follow- tial investment. Showboatwaspavedover portedduetoglasspoisoning. Inaturbot- ing the referendumwhich showedhis true Localevents bySunsetBoulevardbuttherewerenodem- freeQuebec...wellnevermind. Otherclose views. Thenextday,webid“Aurevoir”to onstrationscomplain,ingthatthenew musi- voteswereheldfordivorceinIrelandandthe thetipsypremier. Torontonianswerealsosubjectedtoheat, caldepictedstereotypicalCaliforniansandput Ontarioelection. BacktoTheGreatFishy butoftheclimatictype. Peoplewere“siz- washed-up film stars in demeaningroles. Warof1995withtheheroCaptainI-will-be- zlinglikebacon"onthesidewalks. Theheat Meanwhile,overonKingMirvishSt.,Miss premier-of-Newfoundland Brian (not broughtsmogwarningsandwatershortages. Saigon's beauty (?) wasno match forthe Mulroney), the Canadian navy even fired Justtobalancethingsout,thewinterhitwith Beast’sBeauty'.Josephandhisnownolonger shotsacrossthebowoftheevilSpanishves- vengeanceshatteringrecordsandmakingthe Amazingbut Stupendous Technicolor(that sel. Butthentheyranoutofarrows,andhad impossiblecometrue: examsweredelayed @#%!Americanspelling)Dreamcoatpainted togodownbelowtostokethecoalanyway. atUofTforhalfanhouronemorningdueto theO’KeefeCentrewithitslongest-running Meanwhile,GoofyandDumbo(recallthatthe snow. Ofcourse,oneexamroomhadabro- show. TheDreamcoatalsomadeanappear- RCMPsold theirmarketing rightsto Walt kenwindowonthatdaywhichstoppedstu- anceatthe PoorAlexTheatreinsmash-hit Disney) were reprimanded when Aline dentscoldinansweringthequestions(orat comediesstagedbytheAncientComicOp- Chretientook overtheirduties. “An Inuit leastthatwastheirexcuse). era-Company(reopeninginFebruary). carvinginhandisworthtwoRCMPofficers Torontowasalsohitwithaterribleyearfor TheCanadianStageCompanyhadanim- in the bush" said a letterto the venerable theTTC. 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Certainly ofthevictimizednations. government(moreorless). (andanexclamationmark): NOTGUILTY! notMs.Brown... In this edition ofThe Cannon: I Cannon Poll Question: I 1995 Do you derive satisfaction Cannon Poll Stuff. from engineering? Editorial CareerTrends Details on page 2 ’age2 Volume 13,Number5,January 11, 1996 THE CANNON CANNON THE JOIN Xmas: The Big Scam NEILHELLAS NYELEC9T6 Asareasonablystereotypicaltwenty-some- wespendanenormousamountofmoneyeach lartomanufacture.Canyousayprofit? Sure. poinsettia/BodyShopgiftpack? Iwould tthhionugsasnldasckliukneivmeers-itsypesnttudteonot,muIc-haltoinmgewoivtehr yweearrebaullyyindgonp’rteksennotwsfwohrapteotphleey,weavnetnotrhnoeuegdh. 1kMnyewfryioeundcsoauilddt.ome,“Youknow,thiscom- rparteh-eprrignitveed)pheoolpildeayagcraeredtiwnigththaansisnocmeerteh(innogt thelastexamperiodwatchinglatenighttel- Unfortunately,toomanyproductsarecheaply mercialisreallypoorlydone. ButI’llbeta thatIdon’tknowifthey’lluse. 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THE CANNON Page 4 CHARVolumIe 13,NuOmber5T,January 1R1, 1996ACE 7. The Rules of Ye Olde Grande Chariot Race tSEEhnAaegcCEihl'snisugedrieivbBsriilcilvuiiniptegnylgiCCnlEreanesgaswnS(dcawirhteihFeclerhnoFtsiiihrnst)ct,lleYudAednaetdrso smaPpltaailarltsep+ihsc.ui/sp7fhaeenmtrsaslaeraesr.ereaqIusfiktrehededtptoooaltfitlceuensdharSrtUihvDeeiS,r viiii)iiiv)i)))fsralhneiavesioelzhwircnuhgbibcrekarienyns w1EEu4mnaa.plcviihWermaeia)vdtt.ieetsrdhcseinppulaimrntbieeciripsanotafsl.pleoowpeldeatno ewnhteeerleodnecon(t1r)apcthiaorniotthatorshaoltlhbeer a5.ftBerlwoacrkdesrtsobragabouttheirexploits. T70h.eWfiirnstnechrariot to cross the finish A1l4l.5. bWlaoicvkeerrss, pullers, and p2.resented by the respective Chair Offensiveand defensive-no limit. line with at least two wheels charioteers must sign the waiver ofthedisciplineimmediatelyprior All must be human or near-human touching the ground and still forms before the Race. Anyone tothestartoftheRace.Eachchariot females/males. ThismeansYOU! ( capableofrotation,andadriverstill whorefusestosignandthen races sahnadllmaebaisduerebmyentthes.foSlolmoweinCgroruulpess c6.reOefp!fe)nseandDefense bhruemaathninagsh(eo/xsyhgeenw/ahselaitutmh)eastnadrtaosf oatrhoitsh/ehrewriosewnparritsikc.ipAanteysondeoeswhsoo may be required to meet other Rule 1 (ii)appliestoallcontestants, the Race, will be declared the has read these rules and/or requirementsduetoprevious rule aswell aschariots. It is hoped that winnerifitmeetsallofthefollowing participates in the Race hereby infractions. These groups will be contestantswill abidebythe intent qualifications.Toqualifytowin,the acknowledges the element of risk informed ofthespecific needs. of this rule which is designed to chariot must: involvedtohis/herownpersonand Chariot prevent loss of life, limbs, eyes, i) Complete the course as laid out shall not hold the Blue and Gold Eachcandidateshall have: masculinity/femininity, etc. bytheJudge, Chair, especiallythe Glue & Bold i) Two (2) accessible wheels Corollary: Anyone using axe ii)Crossthefinish linewithat least Chair,theEngineeringSociety,the attached to the chariot, with no handles, knuckle dusters, tworotatingwheelsstillattachedto UniversityofToronto,oranyother humancontactwhatsoever,onthe biochemical or nuclear weapons, thechariotandtouchingtheground individual or institution, ground throughout the Race from bikechains,etc,shallautomatically with no human contactorhelp. responsible for the consequences start to finish (minimum wheel bring about the disqualification of iii) Haveacharioteerwhohasbeen of his/her own actions and/or diameter: 152.4 mm). his or her discipline's chariot. containedinthechariotallthetime decision to participate. All ii3).no sharp protruding points or Blockers may not carry dangerous it has been moving. A chariot spectators within a two hundred other objects dangerous to objectssuch as materials madeout without a charioteer must stop yard radius ofthe racing field are contestants i.e. cutting torches, ofmetal,glass,wood,and/orplastic. moving until it has retrieved its also bound by this rule. Any barbed wire, electric shockers, Biodegradable materials that charioteer. It may only retrieve its complaintsshall beaddressedto: guns, knives, bombs, ICBMs, decomposeintwo(2)yearsorless, charioteer by moving backwards Lloyd Axworthy squid, fish, Elvis, O.J.,etc. such as eggs, tomatoes, withregardstothecoursedirection. MinisterofHumanResources iii) no maximum weight limit, watermelons, etc, are permissible. iv) The charioteer who was Development(Does he have Minimumweightofchariotis13.6 NO SEAFOOD (see food?). No containedinthechariotatthesound a Blue Hard-hat?) kg(withoutdriver) aerosolcans,smokebombs,flames, oftheMIGHTYSKULE™CANNON 14th floor iv)humanpropulsiononly(nogas etc. maybe used bycontestantsor andwhohad been declared bythe 140 Promenadedu Portage motors, sails, horses, attachedtochariots. Allcontestants owners of the chariot to the Judge Hull, Quebec, K1A0J9 transcendental meditation, etc.) are reminded to behave in a before the Race, must be the AtthestartoftheRace,eachchariot sportsmanlikemanner(likeinOHL charioteer at all times throughout 75. ProtectiveApparel will be pointed out to its hockeygames). the Race, and when crossing Allcharioteersarerequiredtowear competitors by the Judge. (If you 7. The Course the finish line as set out by the protective headgear. All other wonder why this rule exists, or The course of the Chariot Race is Judge. participants are strongly th4i.nk it is silly, then you haven't one lap counterclockwise around v) The charioteer may not move encouragedtowearthesame(how seen enoughChariot Races!!!) the scrapofgrass beknownsttoall morethan921 mm + 0.02% (three canallthesepeoplewearthesame Drivers as Front Campus. All chariots are feet) on the ground or in the air if helmet?). Each driver(charioteer) mustbe: required to proceed around the he/she is not contained in the 76. Loans i) Human or near-human male or courseoutsideofthecoursemarkers chariot during the Race between All chariots, stolen or otherwise female, or, asdesignated bytheJudge. start and finish. For the chariot to removed or damaged, must be ii) A member of the Engineering 8. The Time move any further, he/she must be returned in its original condition Society with a valid student The Official Date ofthe 1993/4/5/ placed back into his/her original (judges discretion) no later than number at the University of ...Inin+1 ChariotRaceisThursday, position in the chariot of his/her 10:00a.m. thedayofthe Race or Toronto. January18,1993/4/5/..,/n/n+1.The original designation. the thieving discipline will- be Note: ifthedriverisnotamember Race shall commence at vi) Notbethe FirstYearChariot. disqualified. All alterations made of ENG SOC, He must be Wlarco approximately 12:45 pm of the vii)DefinatelynottheSACChariot. to said chariots-must not be Santaguida SAC president, or a aforementioned date. The start of 77. ThePrize irreparable or the offending team reasonable hand drawn SAC theRaceshallbemarkedbytheroar Thewinningteam will receivethe will be immediately disqualified Commissioner at|east oftheMIGHTYSKULE’"CANNON. J. P. Potts Memorial Trophy plus and treated in an extremely nasty The Driver must be/(eighteen (18) 9. IncrementConditions some otherunknown prize. fashion. years of age or seventeen (17) or Weatherconditionsmustincludeat 72. Inspection 77.Judge uadnudletr. anTdheaccDroimvpearniemdusbty bane Olenastthtewogroofuntdhe:following: TChaempchuasriaotts1s2h:a3l0Iaps.sme.msbhlaerpononFrtohnet TshhaellsboueltJhuedcguerroefnttheBlCuhearainodtGRoalcde containedwithinthechariotatall i) ice day of the Race for inspection by Chair. One other persons may be times throughout the entire Race ii) snow theludge.Nothingcanbeaddedor appointed Assistantsto theJudge. andmaynotpropel him/herselfor e)Ashok subtractedfromthechariotsafterthe TheJudgeandtheJudgeAss. must the chariot during the Race. The iii)slush inspection. be fourth year (in spirit) students Driver must be presented to the iv) mud 73. Disputes ofthe Faculty ofApplied Science Judge before the Race by her/his v)yellowgrass TheJudge isherebydeclaredtobe and Engineering at the University ClubChairorrepresentative. vi) 150differentkindsofcheese(no infallible. Consequently, all ofTorontoand must not be in the PushersandPullers Venezuelan BeaverCheese) arguments shall bedecided bythe samecourseorhavethesamefirst Onlyeight(8)allowedperchariot. In the air (sent by God or a Judgewhosedecisionsshallbefinal initial or astrological cosine. In All mustbehumanornear-human reasonable hand-drawn facsimile): (seeTheRiseandFalloftheRoman U (continuedonpage6) THE CANNON Volume 13,Number5,January 11,1996 Page 5 Godiva Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Week 12 Noon to 2pm SnowBaseball Charity T-Square Chariot SnowBaseball and Rugby Auction Mini-Putt Race and Rugby m (continuedfrompage4) addition,twootherjudgepositions 3pm SUDS opens at 3pm every day this week!! will be auctioned off during the charityauctionontheWednesday ofGodivaWeek. 4:30pm Card TheJudgecandisqualifyachariot, Godiva's Tournament even ifitfinished the Racefirst, if ritulheass.bTrhoekewninanneyrocfatnhebaebdoevcelasraeidd 5pm Kesurrection Movie: Mr, Blue and at any time after the Race but a Dominos Godiva's championmustbedeclaredbefore Flrosh Animal ana boia Challenge Jduelcyla2r6e,d,1t8h8e4.deOcniscieonaiswifninnael.rIifs, 5:30pm HCaorndteHsatt House Pageant starts at 3pm Wake upon declaring a winner, any dwiosncitphlienCehafrailostelRyaccleaiimmsmetdoiahtaevley 7pm The The theWQilulest The Wake preceding, they shall be Quest Quest be solved oulltilIUAS reprimandedbytheBlueandGold 9pm begins continues today? atthe Chair and made to provide items PHOENIX* pursuanttoRule18belowinorder to lift the sanctions automatically ‘passes at Suds imposed arising from such deception. Therulescanbechanged48hours Your Guide to Godiva Week Events before the Race by the Blue and Gold Chaironly. The Mr. Blue and Sign-Ups Gotcha GoldPageant 18. Bribes Alleventswillhavesign-upsinthe Submityournameandhuntdownfellow Only "liquid" assets will be atriumofSandfordFlemingbuildingfrom Skule™Ma\es.Everyonereceivesa Thisonesforthegentlemen.Allyou January10-12. nameandyearofanindividual,then consideredaslegalbribes.Allother ladies(thetenofyou)gettohootand Flrosharewelcomeandexpectedto mustfindthatpersonandstickapieceof bribes are illegal but, in keeping hawleratallthemenofSkule™.The takepartinGodivaWeek(Flroshitsfor tapeorpaperontothebackofsomeone wsiptohrttshmeanspsihriitp,ofwciolmlpesttiiltliocnouanntd. ftpihavegeecoao'nncttleowscitkllbdtauattek.pelTpehlaaesceecsoWingetnedsnutpecspordmiaporryitsaotes ySDaoirgutns-Stuuuprpvifidov)ra.:l,SnCoawlcRuulgubsyR,aScneosw,BGaostecbhaal,l, tetlahsekee.fteOhwnerrceeemtayaiornguietn“kgiplepl*ressooponlm.eeTochnoiesm,egtotheoesnSuuyndotiusl Bribes MUST be submitted to the offourparts. BriskandEuchre(Idon’tevenknowher) onFridayandhaveashowdown. BlueandGold Chairpersonallyat TheBadJoke:Theworstthebetter.No tPoaugerannatm.entandtheMr.BlueandGold SnowRugby leasttwo (2) hours beforethestart Bnadjokesallowed,theyaretoterrible oftheRace. Noconditional bribes tohear. will be accepted (or at least TheWorldIssuesQuestion:A Godiva’s Tareoaumnsdoinfssenvoewnoanrefrtoontsicganm-puupst.oWrohllo honored). philosophicalandindepthprobeintolife Resurrection cantakeaRugbyBall? Note: Judges work better when anditsmeaning.Abullshitingcontestfor fullyfueled! sehnovritro(nenmgeinnteearginogodsopcrieeptayraatnidont)h.e Thebeginningofitall.Tobringbackthe CharityAuction spiritandvigourinSkule™.Onthisholy Signed,thisnthdayofJanuary, wThheerBeotxheergSuhyosrtwaElnksetmhbelreu:nTwhaiyswiistha day,surprisesandeventswillunfold. H(Pealsdtab)yPtahseztSitoitreissaMnanauacgteironMoifkeallthe 1996. strut.Theoutfitsshouldcarryatheme stufflostandfoundinlockers(andother <2 abbooxuetrysohuorrsteslmfuosrtabceelveibsriibtlye,tboutthtehe Calculus Races oplcaccaessi)o.naTlhesrleavaelsaoucmtiigohntedbeoftf.he DragoBanovic judgesview.Participantsshouldhavea BlueandGoldCommittee halfpagedescriptiononthemselvesor Thisiswhereweseparatethemenfrom Dart Survival whattheyarewearingorleaveittothe theboys(ladiesexcusetheexpression). hostesstoimprovise(badidea). Therulesaresimple.Thereareintegrals given,andstudentsracetogetthe Everplaypaintball?withdarts?Hereis TheSurpriseEvent:You'llsee. correctanswer.Itisatypeofkingofthe yourchancetotry.Teamsarecomprised Thejudgingwillcompriseofapanelof rhielllecaosnteedstat.cTohnetersetstdaotfet.heruleswillbe Tofhefivdearptesopalned,teuabcehsaalrleowtoedonfliyvebdearmtsa.de fellowSkule™Womenandtherescores ofpaperandwillbeinspectedbefore arefinal. eachcontest.Therewillbetournament (jTuur^) T-Square Mini-Golf truhleemssebluvtetse.aPmrsotceacnticvheaelyleenwgeearmustbe The Flrosh Hardhat wornatalltimes(firstyearchemglasses Playgolftheengineeringway-withT- haveotheruses).Onehiteach Competition Squares! competiterisout. SnowBaseball Rule!!! AdlelcoyroautiFnlgroysohusrhhoaurlddhactosmpblyetMeonday Brisk, Euchre and andbringtheminforjudging.Beware Dominos Tournament Teamscompriseoftenpeople(threeof artsieswillseeyouonthesubwaysso whicharefemaleortheteamplays travelingroupsforsecurity.Thecrowd short).Baseballrulesapplyasusual. willaidinthejudgingbutthesouljudge Findsomeonetocheatwith. ofthecontestisthecurrentBlueand Godiva’s Quest GoldChair(Puff)andcannotacceptany bribes.Officially. SomethingishiddenonCampus. Anewclueeveryday. Solve,retrieveandwinaprize! age 6 Volume13,Number5,January 11, 1996 THE CANNON education? HISTORY UofTEngSocwasthefirstinOntariotobeginthis consistofapresentationtotheEngineeringSociety eachdepartmenttoproposeditemsuponadvisefrom type of funding; since then Queen’s, Western, Counciloftheexpenditureswhichhaveoccurredin the department club chairs. In other words, the Atrfhoenrlfeleeiornwecininyddgeeuanmrqtsua,pelastsfiseboeeynd:wwaia"stDhofisartbysutooduueetnstts8au0bpl%rpioesrfihtenerdftehanievndoupum1rr.9o8op2foTstfhehoeder FMfFaoococrMtusaletstevytpeserr.ryaisdeaosnldl$a1r.W1at0htaeftrrlotohmoevuahnraiivvoeeurssifstooylulrpocrweoesvdiidnecisln,udoitunhger EtPhraeocvhaicsaiddoenepma4irctmyeenart.shall, with advice from their wedeienvlpgelairrnygteodmeoerwlnihltneaagrrleisspwtsruepodepenkontsnt,aolwwsereitapcnriaesdnsnebedneeetacdstieuiddrve.eestehxaatrcettvlhiyeemwwohneterhyee undergraduateincidentalfeeof$100tobeusedfor research, industryrelationsandalumnidonations. students,requestexpendituresfromtheSpecialLevy supplies,equipmentandteachingassistants?" TheFacultyisdedicatedto providingexceptional fundthroughtheEngineeringSociety.Authorization Quotes: In1985,thereferendumwasrepeatedforonlyone undergraduateeducation and is working hard to forexpenditureshallbemadebyaspecialcommittee yosffcoeuercnaeudrmireanrbndgeoe.dtct,ohaseuNborsoeetinhteht1rahs9eedu8erip6nGrgyitoshevteiaeonriwrgsnlancyrmi,dadegenniatttnihacnelroeffaueispeneOocswnrntaeiasanrspuiceanoossinsvtipeninorenglsvuiieectdrayy aeObmunaudsisrgmuneartttleeu.lnittahTinpiohsocn.reet,bibeohucendaogtmoe,fetssttihsaaifusfpssaemardoltantrooeifeypstahaayecntdgfuoraarelsalstyauecrrehenusdnutlishtvi,enurgpossniltaayyss tcoDEhlnfeeugabitPnnhrceeehesaoriiEfidrnnesg.ngitt.hn,eeetThrhFeiaenVcguPcloStmoFycmiinieaottnftyceeeA,wpisapthnlhadlileatddhivenicSdclceeuipdeaefnrrctaoemtmelnaettanahsdlet tDtwe"ohd/eoeuauwclnlboadeetu-vilbyoFdenicfrauolislinnmtkdpme.dYreielornoacWederitsetshStshdart.oanu"uidkfttisoDet.sr.shu.eTchBstheohteuosiEdcurnepognpctiokcsnr.otew,meFhmroiioorntumgmrceeoslnrntattubrAdoiserbstnauootttcsoeirdaatirhtteeeeos Irnefetrheendusmpr.ing of 1987, the Ontario provincial etdanugciabtlieon.beCnoenftitrsarytotoutnhdise,rgtrhaeduLaetevyeFnuginndeegroiensg Provision5 m"aOiunrtaionnilnygadnidrecutp,graodni-nggoionugrusnoduerrcgeradoufatfeulnedaschfinogr gcwooalvsleertcotnimosentnootpfuipnniacvsiesdreesndittaileasfefebisrl.olmThwcehhiaprcughripnogosuesttlouafdwetenhdtissbtfiholerl directlytoundergraduateengineeringeducation. Ttbhyheea1nt9e9am7gp-ro9er8eamrseycnhtsopooelfciyfaeulalrll-eutvniymleesshusanltdlheecreglaresavedyutaiosteecxoisnstttuidanefuntetedsr ffpEaurncnogidligisnrteaiaemerrs.ei"insagt.Wgh.erReLa.etvhyCelFluueptnttd,o.tAYhseosuoscucicaacnteesbsefCuhclaeridtrealii-nvetCrhhyaetomftihcoeauslre ctwuoaimstpiorunetqefureeestst.iemdeUnbafynodrtthlueanbastctoeusldteysn,tasobuaornvdeintNchiOediTernatilamrlpeaofdesyeedhtihbgayht ThePROPOTeSEmnAgpioLnr:eaerryinSgpeSctiuadlenLtes’vy bPryovriesfieornen6dum. fU7onrdwetorhugilsrdavdleiurkayettegoeAtneheraronoskupsyaocaeussaLiansbtdoanrtchaeet.ocro.y"ntCrWoi.obErud.tiiRnn.agtsoDtrau.vdieenst,s TtthhheeeruenEfinovrgeeirnsoeiuettyrliawnwagesdS.aolcsioetcyaufgelhtttbhyatthriesgalergdilselsastioofnathnids OnbehalfofallPrfoupllo-steidmeAgstruedeemntesntregisteredinthe TeunqhdueeirptgmermeapndoturaatwreyhiescdphuecciaatwliilollneviyennshhtahalenlcFbeaecuutslhteeydtoqofuaplAuiprtpcylhiaeosdfe lu"anTbdhoeerragtorDraeidepusaa.rt.t.em"setAnudtdeelntasSpehpdarrveace,itaFatokeersnmeintrhceCohnatriiniribtu-itaEitlniegvcettoriotcuharel newlegislation,engineeringstudentsrecognizedthe Faculty ofAppliedScienceand Engineering, the ScienceandEngineering. Engineering itwhimetpyhortwthoaiusnlc$de10ow0fanuftepeg.troSaidcniocnnegtistnthuueediresnlutapobprogfraatcniiilnzigtaitetishoenasnfdaccoutulhltadyt UtthniaimtveeaurnstdieetmyrpgoorfraadTruoyartoSenptseotcuiEdanelgntiLsneerveeyrgiibnstegerlSeeodvciiienedttyhuepproFoanpcoufsulletlsy- TPrhoevitseimopnor7aryspeciallevyshallbecollectedbythe cc"oo.nm.t.prwlioibumuletdnitolininktgeolmtoahietnatkSaeoicntigheitasynodfpopiromrpttruhonivisitnymgoostftheoniqcumeaploiartgtyaainontf ewsotualbldisdhesliegvniaetse,foarndsptehceifuincivperrosjietcytsmawyhiacchtatsheya porfovAipspiloinesd:Science,subjecttothefollowingeight U1n9i9v6e-r9s7ityanodfT1o9r9o7n-t9o8wsicthhooalllyreeagrusl,aranfedesshfaolrltbhee uEUnnnigdvieenrregseriratiydn.ug"a.teReincghianrederiSngobeedrumcaant,ionChoaffierred-byCitvhiils collectionagencyforthestudentorganizationinthis passedtotheEngineeringSocietyinaseparatebank rlIneegv1ayr9fd8e,8e/"t8.h9e,itnhceidEenngtianlefeereinwgasSocrieentaym,ejdoiand"yvowliutnhtatrhey T$Pr1ho0ev0i.as0mi0oonun1tofthetemporaryspeciallevyshallbe aPcrcoovuinsti.on8 tdI"nheIdevuweslotSourtpliuiaddnleglnitEkaengtLfioienrvessyeitrniccenFlrguae.snl"sdystuAhn.adwKneh.kriSgcy.rhoaudJuafaaroretrdeinaedep,smrsioengniCtrshitaaaeimlrriniignn- OfficeoftheDean,administeredthelevyfund.In Thenatureandimplementationofthisagreementis IndustrialEngineering. i1n9d8e9p/e9n0defnotrlythaedmfiirnsitstteimree,dtthheefEunngdisn.eeringSociety aPm)raoTxvhiiesmiuotmner2omfotfwtoheyetaermsporaryspeciallevyshallbea aprbosvoilsuitoenlsy.contingent upon all of the preceding w"oOrntchewhaiglaeinu,ndtehratnakkiynogu."foAr.aMllcLyeoaunr,asCshiasitran-ceMiMnSt.his Didyouknow... b1)99T6h-e9s7eaynedar1s9s9h7a-ll98betheacademicschoolyearsof Procedures Dm"euTpchaahrntakmpepyrnoetcu'isaastehndadraentdohefintdEheneegdiLanebevseyorliFunutgenldy,Soncewicheeitscyshafriyosrtovettrhhyee Alumnidonationshavetripledsinceimplementing ongoing development of our undergraduate theLevyFundbyinformingalumniofthisvoluntary Provision3 TheLevymoneyishandledbycollectingproposals laboratories."J.W.Smith,Chair,ChemicalEngineering uTnhdeerUgnriavdeurastietyd,ontahtrioonu.ghtheProvost,AdelSedra, TEnhgeinesepreicinaglSolceiveytyCsohaulnlcilbeintrheevisepwreidngobfy19t9h7e fderpoamrtemaecnhtfdreopmartthmeetnotta,lbaalsleocdaotinngstufduenndtsentroolmeeacnht a"sTshiesrteinigsunsotodoeunbsturtehathtatthweeLehvayveFaufnidrsitscilansvsalpuraobglreaimn donates$50forevery$100youdonate. and again in the spring of 1998. Review shall andclassestaught,specificallyallocatingfundsfor Jianrdpilnaec,eCfhoarirou-rInduunsdterriaglraEdnugaitneeesrtiundge.nts." A. K. S. CANNONB The Engineering Semi-Formal Saturday January 1996 27th, 1-Jcnonto Colonu cJiotd pocktails 6:30pm Dinner 7:30pm 89 Chestnut Street ON Dancing from 9pm Toronto, Rooms only $69 Tickets: $30 per person single or double includes 4-course meal with wine and 1 drink ticket Tickets on sale: Monday Jan 15th onwards from noon to 2pm in the SF Atrium or EngSoc let yours soon, this one sells out fast! THE CANNON Volume 13,Number5,January 11, 1996 Page Referendum for the Temporary Special Levy TL and Elections for the 1996 - 1997 term of office for the following Engineering Society positions will take place on Thursday March 7th, 1996 and iEL Friday March 8th, 1996: President TT Vice-President: External Vice-President: Finance I Vice-President: Activities Secretary <Q> Engineering Athletic Association President NT Nominations shall open at 9am on Monday February12th and close at noon on Friday March 1st, 1996. 2345E1.....LECTENaWEordCooepscEsilllxe8tIuaananiaeosecttagrccdmmeqOmncEheuntphhtpuptko,lpnraNeahodaiaetmntleamsooiciceiiun1(cneetsgafodtrRa9gTManinnenbebn9WhantoteUdshind6ndlrutseiniai)gLo,scrotoegdd.(.WdthslaEmnakiuhesndtteasseSphetoeaearh1tdasow'akesoynrlhceeltnscsnlabdal,nhtlou(ntaoillorttaMdnlynnp1ihnelaiob-gEa9eoebmdtrfel9nnmrtooiapc6epehvevnrttch)coaeonehaeedot.stlesl4tmoFme9(owwtenrmtn2lfoahirdih6itlea.ystde)tlWnmahelaea1ncylndSdEaleo9oeolfrupmntd9kcunearcpooml6icuwblaemMbee1tn(slgwaimtedoblaMrnyepeirninawancaesnadritoMiokdt9ocitia(neg.nensh$hosynm0stsop1nihbul00ydg7oaFaem)elelofbeMa.halrprooboita.mesrmldrreTcgrdae,lurmhc1coxotiaceh9hseathanriac9eooenelyoubm6(udnst)oabuaM1Ttrhhe.tneca2amsogodticro8kwahneMcEr.isFoo.idphlol0tohnvteinhr0ga1Oca4asdltk9nltnnatitatec9hcwohobhhm,yee6onteeee 6789.... hoPtEaPSeaPoFCEWwsIffuhorrhdooouaaaobeeceenevsssbdncicdcticaetttmdudhdtnahetcreeeirrimpbeteoaomlrrrtaederaydnnsfitssstpadodncesdtetaciarolbdbda(aaeaOidIeinoyg2sdslynansgardsuo0sftdlsaidrnesti0on;etudFtmenshc1c'heae(bBedhogeibase4tbapspavaa)eornhCuodlteemne.lunonsihemullnotaaetst’dbpeesiresTrykroe.loclcrbuyrsgHstwtsb5gttsprtbEibRmhh.2omaentnaiooe8ss0rphatslttWhtstcTh0yhoaEmisaOupa.ruaslnamImmandprmgpIKcbd1PeinubaosaBEm9tegosimetnnaob9rMttgadiea6fuOtOtnintrn.efchm,bedIwbnbfcoemameKieoeAtgmeteucsrEMprnenies1esaeboytrt2rtSclteoon1oewttairrwr(dco8cecibtrdCtrldk.aloiaeRhCee5setynasd0ritAnfarb,eb)meawlearnseNcnilyirunbodtefaNhltsymbeoxptrmh,eOerrwcuatsawcehbbNtahtEtrplioeapeolbhittrhtmbryeeytsiibeaamsochEhnlayrpgeset1eglnrdmpubdreng1osonrmnlaacsbcpfaupoubmiieoeobtWorotscbbspmeeeisnnhtodtyivereeaeanetenukbsbmndoshroto.tgm.e..eednsfof 1111112340..... 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geAtUhrxpneapipdvulauelinarsentsiduiiooatnnylS.ocmofiefetmnhTwbceoieetrrMhosdenharmtianobwpdeaolrfr,eEenu.fgprioonsmnueseIpfrhaeieinnlsgFuiaroecnuo,tlfotyptaoohyrfe d7rSeeo.sct2pie.oer3ntmTsyihincabesldeVwiebclyfelo-rtPahsreaelsslOeifldfeemicnacttete:rtdse.risEntxeterexnratnlearlancatlisvhiattloilestbahese okaaSloecflcecipoOe,funtitnynatoarrniacaonicn,adadl,utashceeacwnoiVdlutionhctooebiut-enthPgerkerresdepiecttdr,oreorangndtpass:rtaoiwcpntiFegitiorhnnasfrnbercosoeoopmfkecssthttahlohtleeof sCV7poi.ecm4cem.i-6ifPTitrchteacesleil,dyVeinrctete:sh-epPoFrneiFssniiiarbdnsletcenet.Y:feoraArtchteiCvoiBmtlimueiesttaesnheda,lGloilbhdee tVr7hie.ecp5er.P-e9rPsTeerhsneietsdaietdSnieetvnc,etr:etothFfaeirtnyVhaiecnsechS-aeoPlclraienesdstieyddreivineentV:tiahcsEeex-taiPhbreeesmseaoinlfdfc,eiecntitoha:elf foregoing,recordsof: Orientation Committee and Ihe Social Activities. 3.8Voting Rights and Eligibility to Hold 7.2.4Thc Vice-President: External shall be Committee. O3.f8f.i1cEeach Membershall haveone vote on 7r7a.e3..s2c1p.o5onAnfsneiyrbelnemceefmobraelErStsSheCoOfS,otchRieeEtSSyoS'csiAe,teyxapnwedhnsoCeCaEtmStue.sntd wat.hhaeillcShsoucrmieescteyoipftamnaodnndetydhiersebmcuaertistveeermdsenatwnidtthodoiksrbepuslrpasecceetd;btyo s7u.c4h.7oTthheerVidcuet-iPersesaisdmenaty:pAecrttiaviintietostshhealOlffhiacvee. d7u.t5i.els0aTshemaSyecpreerttaariyntsohatlhleOhfafviece.such other everyquestioncomingbeforeameetingofthe postabondofS20.00beforeleaving. Upon 7.6Bonding ymobeafeanmrkebsraeucrpohtsf,hapiogspsheailatolnirodnh,o,avsveueerbvjetearhcneytdrlMinogoehstmtpebaclneoifruhiconldwcdihosonecdlhieaitcsritgioev1nde8s ttshhueebimrbiortnettdeudrwnwilialthwbireintttreewnfoucnwodeneefdek.rsenwcheerreepuorptonmuwshticbhe cb..talhlesaaslseestsanadndpulriacbhialisteisesoofftthheeSSoocciieettyy;;and t77h..e55SOIcfAcfnriyecleaMorefymSbeecrretwahryoshhaasllnobteperleivgiibolueslfyorhetlhed s7EVh.xia6tcl.eelr1-TnPbTareilec,sbiodnetdnhPeter:eds.iVAdicectneit-v,Pirteiseitsdheeantn:dVitFchieen-aPnSrceeesc,irdeetnattrh:ye officeintheSociety. 7.2.6The Vice-President. Exiemal shall be d.allothertransactionsaffectingthefinancial OfficeofSecretaryprovidedthattheMember o73f..f80i.cF2eAFaItMCaeEmRlibSmeer. may holdonlyoneelected CCCsCpooooemmmmcmmmimiiifiittttctttateeeleeeel,.ye,rethstaephnoednsPirboHlftieehgsehsfioornCaStlochmhemoDouEelnmvipecllaooLtyipiammioeesnnnosttn aprSooensccyiioterMitdoeysnmsbahnaeoldfrlsbtohehfaeltklheeSpboteScoaitcoeitpteyehtenywHtuheopiaoctdnhheOrfebsfqcoiuroceuekststionfyatnohdef 7tbishe.e51r_d8e2isTsyphceoehanarsSrsiegbceolrfeeotfafagtorerhyeoosPvrhreaeorlslslidedeaeresi.nsnitgs’tsttdhhueetiSPeorsceiasenitdyde.nshtaliln btV77hie..ec77et.S-h1iPeTgrhVnePieisrcnieegssd-ieiPdngOretnfen:ifstnii,Agcdceettornihfstvefi:itVciieecrsse,F-iaPonnrfaedsnttichhdeeeenSstoi:cgainnEeaxdtttyuerresnshatalohl,elf 7Pr.e0s.i1dTehnct,OftfhiecerVsicoef-PrtehseidSeoncti;etyExsthearlnlalb,etthhee v7o.t2i.n7gTheMeVmibcee-rPreosfidaelnlt:StEaxntdeirnngalansdhalSlpebceiala r7ree3cs.op7roTdnsshiebolfeVitfchoeer-PSrtoehcseiiedtseyenctu:arnitdyFifnoorafnrcteehpeorsfthiiannlalgncitbahlee C7o.5rpJoirnataicocnosrdAacntcoefwOintthartihoetphreoSveicsrieotnasryofshtalhle tfatoinlaenvacasiltaildtawtmoeatotafenrwsyhooifmntshtserhuaSlmolecnibteetyrr.eeqluaitriendgintoortdheer AVcitciev-iPtrieess,idaenntd;thFeiSneacnrceet,aryt,heallViocfew-Phroesmidsehnatl;l CommitteesappointedbyCouncil. eaxcpceonrddiatnucreeswitohf tthhee bSuodcgieetty’aspprfouvnedds biyn keep,orcausetobekept: 7.80fficcrAccountability beelectedbytheMembers. 7.2.8TheVice-President;Externalshallsene Council. a.a copy ofthe letters patent and ofany 7.1President athsetahebsoefnfciceiaolfrtehperePsreenstiadteinvte.oftheSocietyin 7.3.8TheVice-President:Financeshallmakea sSoucpipelteym;entary letters patent issued to the e7.a8c.h1AOtfftihceeFrulslhaClolunpcrielsemnetetaingrepionrStepotfemtbheeirr SttMrU7oeh.ene1gepd.mitet1sOhbretfAeegemfnrrrbiOeyacefddeirfsMuioaeoc1itfefm8nebPtyorheepefetarrishrroiePswgdrterheoensafoFrtimomdahuegiariosnentstfehonlEOriopfngtrfgoiYiolibpcedvnlreeaieee.rrdevferiaodionrnuodsgtfelhwlyaiietnlcthlthetitebholhieender teo77lhtJ.iehV2ge.iir9bcAOlTesfenh-ufyePicrchMefeVosiedricumtedobi-efePeensrltreeV:asciwsitcdihFemoeo-innaPntyrha;eanstspcoieEedrnxetotnatetitrhnp:neraetlovFiOtisofhhnufaeasilnlclOycefefhhiaecvloeid.efs baprtS..oeeoaarpcotticsraheitoieta,mnytEip’aenxastmgerecfaintluisotlntoairtonnvhecfeegioeaufblCxlupaoadprecmgotcmsemutiiateetlt;edittoiiaeinnnnengdccisoono,mcfmleetCuodoaaiunCnnndogdcu:ienelxcxpipoelefnnssateenh.sde EtabcbSx.hreoae-racelOainlrenfetgfnwgByeiiai;ydtcsm-,hitelieoornsafMwotseahflwmeliaMbtpnpeehredmrercbssseaeopddanreidnscsnridegawsliAhstnfeeofsrnwi,elhaysirieoaeacltrauehsolt.rpiMahoeMrawnmebeshebmotseboeiretcfhsaral;ostvluh,eyte OCetJsoc7fhhooab.ofaeicmj8mlinhe.mlmtcc2SiietAootrtCbiIfc’ttoevfiseeueietesnecthhsecsyeeroialblfndbusojodenhueragMdatcldieewltcluniriehctnnvotiipietiuicernshnnnhsegegtgsaeaOtbotanfnhilhftfnnedeeidyctaMtehaffharerdoue.drerelufctfptiarihrtirilesheotllsesgemtprdehohepnenaatsslarssiOfentbfpodlofoofeirfyf.tceeattttrhhrhth;eesoee THE CANNON Page 8 Volume 13,Number5,January 11, 1996 Career Trends I 1QQ5 SALARY SURVEY SUMMARY TheEngineeringLiaisonOfficewascreatedin1985tomarketthebenefits ofhiringUniversityofTorontoengineersandtopromotetheservicesof Thefollowingsalary statisticsarebasedon 37 returnsfromemployerswho theCareerCentretoengineeringemployers. pParrotgirciapmatdeudriinngthteheCa1r9e9e4r-C9e5ntarcea’dsemGircadyueaatri.nTghSetsuedesnaltasriEemspalroeyrmeeprnetseSnetravtiicvee TerryJohnston ChrisMak oflargerorganizationsanddonotnecessarilyreflectthoseofferedbysmallto EngineeringLiaisonCoordinator EmploymentCommitteeChair mediumsizedorganizations.Additionally,thelimitedresponserate(anaverage Phone:(416)978-8022 Phone:(416)978-2917 of7)canonlyberegardedasindicatorsofsalariesofferedbylargeorganizations E-mail:[email protected] to newgraduates. These figuresare,however, in line withthe P.E.O. salary survey. VisittheCareerCentre’sWebSite@http://www.utoronto.ca:80/career/ ENGINEERING-BACH. RESPONSE RANGE AVERAGE ENGINEERING-MASTERS CHEMICAL 8 $30,000-$40,000 $34,463 CHEMICAL 4 $32,000-$40,800 $36,150 CIVIL 9 $30,000-$40,000 $35,364 CIVIL 3 $34,500-$40,800 $37,533 COMPUTER 14 $30,000-$40,000 $36,193 COMPUTER - 6 $34,500-$45,000 $39,100 ELECTRICAL 14 $30,000-$40,000 $35,836 ELECTRICAL 5 $34,500-$45,000 $39,920 ENGINEERINGSCIENCE 9 $30,000-$40,000 $35,244 ENGINEERINGSCIENCE 3 $34,500-$40,800 $37,533 GEO-ENGINEERING 8 $30,000-$40,000 $34,963 GEO-ENGINEERING 4 $34,500-$40,800 $36,900 INDUSTRIAL 8 $30,000-$40,000 $35,213 INDUSTRIAL 3 $34,500-$40,800 $37,533 MECHANICAL 9 $30,000-$40,000 $34,744 MECHANICAL 3 $34,500-$40,800 $37,533 M.M.S. 8 $30,000-$40,000 $34,963 M.M.S. 4 $34,500-$40,800 $36,900 ARTS SCIENCE B.A.4YR.(ANYDISCIPLINE) 7 $30,000-$35,400 $32,200 B.Sc.4YR.(ANYDISCIPLINE) 9 $27,900-$40,000 $33,133 B.A.3YR.(ANYDISCIPLINE) 3 $31,800-$33,500 $32,767 B.Sc.3YR.(ANYDISCIPLINE) 4 $25,800-$33,000 $29,475 B.A.ECONOMICS 4 $30,000-$35,400 $32,350 B.Sc.ACTUARIAL 5 $30,000-$42,000 $34,280 BUSINESS B.Sc.CHEMISTRY 4 $30,000-$35,400 $32,350 M.B.A. 11 $30,000-$45,000 $36,582 B.Sc.COMPUTERSCIENCE 10 $30,000-$39,000 $35,040 B.COM&B.A.(COM)4YR. 20 $29,000-$39,000 $31,435 Hey Frosh lookingfor asummerjob? . . . 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