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Vol.83,No. 13 Visitusonlineatwww.umwbullet.com January21,2010 Route 1 Bridge Connects Eagle Village to Campus ByWILLLYNCH looklike.Themodel,whichwasbuiltforpublic StaffWriter relations reasons and to generate excitement EarlyinthemorningofJan.16,workersbegan asemrovnedgatshaetsrtauidneinntgsexaebrocuiste.EagleLanding,also dacDasrasyimRevponmeuiubsgwtlhaeittnsogt1tochtbleh5eoes$taepw.1ed0emd.0eetnosomtintCrlroialMalfionfloinenbcgdrEefiaadrygAgolevmemeto8Vnhraiuntplei.lwnamiagg.lne,ldlplJariasAontnljk.evFctre1thiy8.-e wwrUeohqMrouEkliWwereicelvtdFlreoirtwucoyoinparsdnrtkasaet,cpoitneoioncnftgehitmeonhoeenEneawirtgasthly,eoe.rcmLeoodandtneardlanicdnatgpoirajnsrostbpamenescdinttteeo.dtwhTetehrhreees 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Althoughthesales andwhatformeremployeescharacterizeas weren'tasgoodastheyhadhoped,Clancy managementmistepsatthecafe,the409 andherteamwereconfidentthattheywere WilliamStreetlotisvacant,atleastfornow. makingheadway. Accordingto formerGeneral Manager However, withthecombination ofthe DeniseClancy,theproblemsbeganwithher heavysnowfallandcollegestudentsleaving predecessor,DavidAllen. over winter break, business decreased ClancysaidAllenbroughtinarestaurant markedlyinDecember. consultantinOctobertogooveroperations. ThenonJan.4,Mitchellcalledameeting AccordingtoClancy,theconsultantcameto ofthecafe'smanagers.Heinformedthem theconclusionthatthecentralproblemwas that,effectiveimmediately,thecafewouldbe Allen'smanagement. closedforbusiness,citing"sinsofthepast" Former University Cafe andasteadydropinconsumervolume. propertyand businessowner Mitchellmadethesamejudgmentwhenhe Tommy Mitchell echoed spoketotheBullet. Clancy'ssentiment. "Thiswasnottherighttimetoopenthe "Theplacewasmismanaged restaurant.Ofcoursetheeconomyplaysabig fromthebeginning,"Mitchell roleinthis,"Mitchellsaid."Wedidn'thave said."Bythetimewehadthe enoughvolumecomingthroughthedoor.It rightmanagerin,thebusiness wasjustabusinessdecision." hadfallenoff." Although he mentioned the economic AnneElder/Bullet Allendeclinedtocomment. downturnandlackofbusiness,Mitchellde- Above:TheUniversityCafelothasbeenemptysince Afterhavingworkedatthe clinedtoprovidetheexactamountofmoney therestaurantclosedonJan.4. cafeonlyafewweeks,Clancy thecafewaslosing. Right:Managementofthedowntownrestaurant waspromotedtothepositionof "Wewereactuallyputtingtogetheranew postedthissigninthewindowtoannouncetheclosure GeneralManager.Accordingto menu,"Clancysaid."Ipaid$100atKinko's tocustomers. Clancy,thelevelofpriormis- managementbecameclearim- CAFE,page2 — — ' — TheMaryWashingtonBullet January21,2010 POUCE BEAT ByBRYNN BOYER StaffWriter Jan.12-Policerespondedtoanotheremer- dutycompletedanadministrativereferral. themtoMason.ResidenceLifeishandlingthe Dec.1-UMWpolicerecoveredastolensaxa- gencycall,thistimefromtheTennisCenterel- case. Tphhoenienvveasltuiegdataiton$9c0on0tifnruoems.alocalpawnshop. eyvoautonrg.cWhihlednputshheyedartrhievebdu,ttaomnoatnhderthsaatitdhheerre Jtoaxni.ca1t5e-dPsotluidceentreastptohnedUedMtoWaArpeaprorttmeonftasn.iTnh-e Jan.18-AresidentassistantfromMasonHall Dec.5-UMWpolicereceivedareportofahit wasnoemergency. bsteuidnegntd,ruwnhkoiinspaubcloimcmautnedrt,akweanstoarMreasrtyedWfaosrh- rweapsordtaemdatgheadt.thPeolsiecceonfdoufnldootrhaetmtehregefnrcamyedoofor andrunatapedestriancrossingonDouble Jan.12-Policerespondedtoasecondemer- ingtonHospital. thedoorhadbeenrippedoff,makingitpossible uDreidvoenattothaenbeexllamt,owreerp.oTrthiengintdhieviidnucaildecnotnttiwno- guepnocnyarcrailvlalf,roemnctohuenTteenrneidstCheenstaemreelmeovtahteorraanndd, Jan.16-AUMWsecurityguardnotifiedpolice ttohegeetxtienntsoiMveasdoamnafgreo,matwheorokutsoirddee.rBweacsaupslaecoefd hourslater.Thepersondidnotseekmedical childandnoemergency. ofindividualsexitingthepoolareaofGoolrick torepairthedoor.Policetoldresidencelife treatment. Jan.14-Aparentofacurrentstudentcontacted sHiaolnl.aUftMerWaccpeoslsiciengftohuendarseiaxwciutrhreonuttspteurdmeinst-s astnafafltahramtwiifltlhesoduonodraisnodpUenMedWbpeofloirceeitwiilslfriex-ed, Dec.9-UMWsecurityattheparkingdeckre- theUMWpolice,statingthestudent'sidentity andoneformerstudentwhentheyarrived.Po- spond. portedacardrivingrecklesslyonthefourth hadbeenstolenandthestudent'sFacebookac- licegavetheformerstudentawarningfortres- dlreivveelr.ofthedeck.Policeissuedawarningtothe cwbioulurlngtfailhneaddiUnbfMeoerWmnahtpaiocolkniecrede..pToTrhhteesswptiautrdehennFttr'aesdnedhroismctekusd--ent pthaessaidnmginainsdtrraetfieornr.edthesixcurrentstudentsto Jcicoaanntt.eadc19tr-eedsAiUdernMetsiiWadlenPstotluaidscseeinstttoawnrhteopforhrotamdaRuhurisigsnhealltylediHniatnlolx- Jfarno.m1t2h-ePCoolmicbesrHeaslplonedleevdattooranbuetmwehregnentchyeycaalrl- townpolicehavebeennotified. Jpoalni.ce17t-haFtroendeerUicMksWbursgtupdoelnitceannodtiofnieedotUheMrWin- tashseihstaalnlcwea.yWahnednrepqouleiscteeadrrpiovleidc,etahnedstmueddeinctalhad rceiivveedr,.tTheheprheowneashandobeemeenrgreenmcoy.vedfromthere- JHaalnl.c1o5n-tAactreesdidUenMtWasspiosltiacnettforormepJoerftfbeordsiolny dciovnisdturaulctwieornesittre.esBpoatshsipnegoopnlethweerEeagalrereVsitleldagfeor pleofltitcheembaudilediangs.weAesptoheftrheescaureeasqaunaddfsotuonoddtbhye, excrementonthefrontdoorofoneofthe trespassing. studentonMortimerStreet.Policereturnedthe Jan.12-Thesameday,policerespondedtoan rooms.Housekeepingstaffcleanedupthearea. studenttoRussellforevaluationbytherescue emergencycallfromTrinkleHall,outsideroom Jan.17-AresidentassistantofMasonHall squadandthenturnedthestudentovertoresi- 107.Noonereportedseeingorhearinganyevi- Jan.15-Policerespondedtoareportofanin- calledpoliceafterthreepeopletriedtopullout dencelifestaff. denceofanemergency. triovxailc,attheedpsotluidceentreattutrhneedEatghlees'tsuNdeesntt.tUopthoenar- trhoeowmiinndaonwaatitrecmopntdtiotigoentiinngtountihteodfotrhme.RUA'MsW residencehallwheretheresidentassistanton- policefoundthethreestudentsandreturned Thisinformationwascompiledwithhelpfrom AssistantVicePresidentforPublicSafetyandCommunityServiceSusanKnick. Hample Outlines Student Hangout Fails to Draw Enough Customers Two-Year Plan ByKATHYFABIE waystopayfortheenhancements,Hample StaPrfefsiWdreintterJudy Hample presented her oevxpeElrantirinomeledl,.m"eHnatmcpolueldsabied,iwnictrheaasnedin"csrleiagshteloy,f iCAFE,page1 wfiannaRtlelegydahraadndleiasmsgmreoedfaittathteeearmper.oa"fsiotn,swhbeihcihnidsMiimcphoeslsilb'lse.deWcie- slihoonrts-ttreartmeggiocapllsanfo,rcialmlpilnegmfeonrtiinncgraea$s2e5dmrielv-- aboSuttud1e0n0tsstuldiesnttesnifnogrtthoeftahlel2a0d1d1retsesrm.had thatShmeorwneinntgotnotmoackoemmceopnitesonofthtehenanteurwemoefnMuist.ch"ell's dseinontstohcaldosegr.tohewnUniavcecrussittyomCeadfe,tomatnheyUcaMfeWasstua- eatAgnndouoednuadxreHlticFestaoasrtomnsmwosrpdmohmitlueoueyenhmnetieir,ahnwrrotetsalHype.UlsanonmlmddieaqspvsinuteltuitrWecmoasekimdsoutonktnnyoneedottegschcfrdaeohtaMuteaytsahdk.itereoaroygnupwetlWihoataeanfhsrsihlDnaiiisountndtdgaihod-n-ef mt"tcnfihiieiotanme'xmt"desdeiIahttdntnloehgisfoesboetiwehenhamla.olniso"ruenodnegagxsevhei.ctityninSitogsteituhnwnohgiiigashothrtrhyadtievoJmstaeoeogornewmmastmiatoetiihenrhgnayethhnEotcoaScchgwlhblalaiaenesetsgslhsVaeedeeissssylg,lsoyacabaoonaguiuddnedt t"doMvDheatiMeicthtrsci"eec.eIsrphpimletMteoalbhnihrclie.itsenncro.kwghn's'ea,"tIl"hsgwlaoCitalilttlnaohvglnneedocrorteynym.cwselapeMoirrrsdii.ee.-n DeMcre.mbMeirtc,hel'lItdowoliwdlnlmtoewnnoitnhang-outtrssm.heaoiegfnsue"J,splI,urat"aniertiw,ss.co"aaearsinsfdaceKecwsraoeoentsngfvoiutelomHhnareoeritp.MeUhknne"iitigInnv'aagsemn,nrddsgeiTasoethnyiepooneeCtmgrmahpefeti-derno tctrebwehheneosepecustrTefBlherhueseodtleseah.runatrelUttasdtakpttMeooohinffevWstseVihaesibesiSoa1iltefc0itrfctoaftyrmotohsreomeotgpnftesilhtjnciiutohssisfPtrphpleammarasonueatfjn,nneeiNtyvcweosetnvprtdwesieooooinmrtpuvbbsyloleeeeldcr,dvso,iunbmbncoui-yg-tts ctbwslfetaleieeaceglg.fuaslHiflt"Aa,ntia"ysnmfos.ianhpcsnaeslSigpenhrtseoegiaecnsiidtduef2si.lhxia0stecpi0codaS4uctfns,rtrsdeihaUdettesedeesnMdgnetiuseiWcccoawahlPmthaleUirananoesgniqnoenvaufsiedpindrtrrmigsheotuiemCigtseoroyt"nnamoatsmbbmlstsseiaottftbaauoi---ssnr ccdceiaioemm.fsmnmpeiSFpnel'oeoledosnrresiyvtsaceteeltherooeessfsheoiTlMopmnrewictgpiftiktislcto.hcohnhyaesToel.mGuhelrtee'sems,easaandsutnneedhyy,--ea clos-eDethniisspelCacleancyr>*> wwrasFientrnaesuedsdid"daIdoewertenawraentiwnstspcnast,lkao"soasactcwbcnHpeuaendoarpprcgttsFtkohitrlailuneoitldngdkfeeseeognisrFfetnsirtstatceot.eihkdd"ogpese.wrrbruaneu"nit.triceAegvdkAn.esldnrobbsdttouihtrtoaihgytft munTithye.plan'sexecutivesummarystatesthat pUlaMceWbebfyortehethSeonuetxhteranccrAesdsiotcaitaitoinorneovfieCwolo-f wcahfoeshiandcewitoropkeendeda,twtahse thecafe'sclosinghasFloerssCltaondcyo,whietrhmmaoinnetisasruyewciotnh- tivvftheaaarcwntsuiclilhttelyya,."tv"hge[euaainanddcde]awodciueolrmlmiemccfiofntoetrmxticesnenultteloetmtnooaciedon,eutfroaiuinstentsutatdheanenndtdusain.dni.--g. pcfloehlrgaueIdssnseiezlalieenoncddottkithSinhecnaghgtsothasohothelreswtf-hiaitninpaecpl2rlh0mio1ebs3gdjpo.eeacctlithsfie,ivcesHsaaa.mrmeeEpaals"cfethioletoemibrn--"- cbsleaoefflteu"t'Itwhseaibltthayhosaounicurcoctasolwaamlaynmjrdoontbdait.ianhltegorirtenehdgaar,tme"wny'eGt'rcdaleaelbsonestelsoocsfsahpiieldnd.agucloe"eusrWatjehroaobthusawn,ddosuaotlbhid-et cm"keiIard'dn"smseIa,'3tam7attnhytrdeheeeaamclraorlsfeyresoe.tsl"adawu,diratIanhhbtao.tvuotedotsihxweikctiahdfset.hAcelnordseliIantghi,ao"dnss3hh0iepsmsoasirhdee. cutsHaatmtphleestbaetegalneveblytrheatfewrielnlcriensgultthienbUudMgeWt jmeecntitveamnudsts"uccocnetsrsi,b"utmeutsotstu"daednhteraechiteove-a realFllyoocrauMgahntaugseorfJfogsueaprhd.F"ox,whohadworkedatthe receivingaslittleas20percentofitsbudget standardofexcellenceestablishedbythe cafesinceMay,wascriticalofMitchell'sdecision. ffarllommesatantsefUunMdsWbayn2d0o1t2h.erThsteatbeuidngsettitsuhtoirotn-s upnriovdeurcstiitvyi,t"y.a"ndmust"enhanceinstitutional "Closingwastoohasty,"Foxsaid."Theowner willseeincreasedrelianceonstudenttuition Hample's objectives forthe next two ^ andfeesalongwithotherrevenuesourcesin yearsincludeimplementationoftheCampus thecomingacademicyears. SafetyTaskForcerecommendationsduethis Hamplereferredtothestatebudgetout- spring.Othergoalsincludeareviewofthe lookasa"depressingsituation,"andsaidit structureoftheUniversity. influencedherdecisiontofocusobjectives ThisanticipatestheformationofaCol- intheplanthatcouldbecompletedwithin legeofEducationandaCollegeofBusiness thenexttwoyears. alongwiththeexistingCollegeofArtsand Wouldyouliketoimproveyour Hamplesaidadditionalrevenuesources Sciences.These,combinedwiththeCollege fortheuniversitycouldincludetheinternal ofGraduateandProfessionalStudies,and businessskills? reallocationofresourceswhereapplicable, oversight of an educational facility at Doyoulikemarketing? enrollmentgrowth, multi-yeartuition in- Dahlgrenmaynecessitateauniversity-wide creasesandamovetowardtheincreasedpro- systemofgovernance. pdruocctAeilsvssioet,ys.revaenndueedfrfaiwcinenfcryomobfondbufsiinnaenscs- tghreaAmctsutrohrfeentrtheeqcuuuenrsirtvieocrfusltihtueymBwaiolnaldrbdaeocfraedGvoeivmeeiwrcendoprrfsoo,-r bDeotyhoeuntehwinakdyvoeruthiasveemewnhtamtaintatgakeersftoor ing,publicandprivatepartnershipsandpri- HAMPLE,page9 theBullet? vategiftswillallbepursuedasadditional UMWReachesOuttoHaiti \ ContactMikeDowneyfordetails. • 703-200-7835 USMhoWrtlcyamafptuesrHbaeigtianwaresliheiftewfiftorhtsthteodsiuspapsotrrtoussurevairvtohrqsuaakned,rmeasncuyesotrugdaennitzsaotinotnhsein [email protected] Haiti. 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Fromstarttofinish,you couldprobablytellmeeverythingthathap pensinthismovieifyoujustreplace"Na- tiveAmericans"with"weirdbluepeople" and"gold"with"unobtainium." courtesyofgreatcarwallpaper.blogspot.com 1 TheMaryWashingtonBullet January21,2010 Featured Jacob Urbanski, adjunctprofessor ofstudio art opened his exhibition at the duPont Gallery last weekentitled: 'Humorous, Humerus, Humorous. 1 SadieHagbcrg/Bullct AfewofJacobUrbanski'sdrawings,whichwereinspiredbydifferentjokes,ondisplayattheduPontGallery. BySADIEHAGBERG tography,theinkandpaperdrawings monlyknownjokesandsomeare nature. afterward. StaffWriter allowedUrbanskitostepawayfrom moreobscure.Andnotallofthe Urbanskisaidthathewantedhisart Inhisartiststatement,Urbanski themediumheusuallyworkswith. drawingsrepresentjustonejokebut processtobefun."Idon'tliketheidea said,"Althoughspecificjokeswere skiAkdnjeuwnchtearwtanprtoefdestsoodroJaskoemeUtrhbianng- bod"yItoifswaodrekp,a"rtUurrbeanfsrkoimsmayidnoofrhmiasl canBbeecamuosreetthheawnoornkes.areuntitled,it ofaHrtebcehionsgeltaobodro,"ahperosjaeicd.to'fthisna- uspsaerdsiftoyroifnstphieraitlilouns,trtahteiosnismcploimcbiityneadnd dUiMffHWeir'sesnetxdhfuiobPriottnhiteongs,aplhrliuenrmgyo.erxohuisbihtiuomnoratun telxehdiE,baiactrhieoobn.afstehde2ar0odurnadwianngass,paelcltuontfia- gwiovrUekrsbtpaheneosmpksliee'lsvaehcsoh.paencfeortothienteexrhpirbeitteioanch tthuirse"Wtbiiemtceha.utsheehceurfreelnttthsaotciiatlw,apsolirtiigchatl,at ctaesolltmiomngro,enfolefryfeenrrceemp.uelatPtilepedlaeesleienemtneejnroptyrsestihantajirooinknseg amhuodminWosirpttlohhaueysam,onefoMp.2eF0n.eAd.dralawanisdtngTBsh.uFwr.isAtd.haiyan.cpIohtmoi--s jsookme"S.eSoomImereedsrearaaerwcijhnoekgdes,s"rteUhprarbteasInelsnitkkiecosaamni-dd. jwawobaakonseutstfeoadarrntppdeebotoeoppyllloeeonottdkoottaehhtxeiacnwrhktoarodnkifgf'eafsenradpehnftytealswlyik.caHle hewicosorAmnkfeotodmenriicupsmeastp,itetlrtuih,anet"giiohonden,esaiiatnioksdf.eatenhmedejpdoakpreiegrchtaasmteo yinoutTrhheiedntueePxrhopinrbetittaGitaoilnolneisrs.y"o.penuntilJan.29 Eachdrawinginthiscollection wasinspiredbyascene, character, orobjectmentionedinajoke. Althoughspecificjokeswereusedfor inspiration, thesimplicityandsparsityoftheillustrationscombined withcommonlyrepeatedelementsinjoketelling, offermultiple interpretationsastoreference. Pleaseenjoysharingyour interpretations. -Jake Urbanski CourtesyofJacobUrbanski ""9 a 2>; 2>' ByKaitlinMayhew Spicy Vegetable Soup Thissimplesoupisgreattowarmyouuponacoldday,andyoucan modifytheingredientstoincludealmostanykindofvegetableyou mayhavelyingaround. Ingredients: 2clovesgarlic(minced) 1cupfrozencorn 1cupredonion 1/2canblackbeans 2tbsOliveOil KaitlinMayhew/Bullet 1candicedtomatoes Tocompletethissoup,gratealittlecheddarcheeseontop. V*cupchilipowder 1Vicuppasta Directions: 21..ASadudtethtehechgialrilpicowadnedronainodnstiinrtheoliveoilinapotuntiltheonioniswhiteandclear 43..AAddddtthheepdaiscteadatnomdabtooiels,unatilcatnheofpawsattaeri,sctoheokferdo.zencom,andblackbeans 5.Serve. 3 TheMaryWashingtonBullet January21,2010 Featured Students Travel to Mexico ByMEGANEICHENBERG Lockesaidthescopeofthe studyabroadprogramwillbe tovariouspartsofMexico ods. StaffWriter programhasbeenexpandedthis seniorBarbaraAilstock'sthird City,"Ailstocksaid. "Theballetitselfisvery Whilesomestudentswillde- yoenalrytwoitihnicnlutdheeecxecnturraslioVnasllneoyt UM"IWwosutluddysaabyrtohaatd,tarsipi.defrom turTehdeviwseitesktolomnugsperuomgsraamndfehai-s- rweelnlowwnoretdhasnedeiinsga,"cuAlitlusrtaolcekvent phdaeorrmtgerCaodfloulraetsgepesrAiwnviglelnbrubeeeaket,onorrteohtueutrrenutno- trheeg"iCOoennnetorfoaflMetGhxueilcgfor,eCaobtausbtto.anlussoeosnof taahtwetaerfnaddceitndtghtatwthoethUtreiMps,tWutdheecnrtteosdpiatrrseefaosron terouxripinecsda,iltwsihiotinecsh,toiLtnohccelkuTdeliadntegeslaconrlicboedas oesafvifeden.re"mdTohtroeetcihunelttegurrreoaslutipinngms.ai"gdhettithatit UMeMxiWcofaCciutlytya-slepdar"tMoefxtihceo tehairsnptrwoogrUamMiWstchraetditthsewshtiudleents pforroggorianmgwoonulthdishasvtuedtyoabberotahed boenietohafutnhteinmgo,stmuismperuesmsievxeh,ibailt-s abrTooadb,esetluidgeinbtlsetmoussttuhdayve bfrreoamkCsatpuidtyalatboroCaodasptr"ogsrparmi.ng engaginginahighlyuniquecul- experience,"Ailstocksaid. shehasseen. coamnpdlehtaevded1e2cclraerdeidtsaamtaUjoMr.W TheprogramrunsFeb.26 Manyprogramsrequireamin- throughMarch7andgives imum2.0GPA. esaturdnetntwsotihneteorpdpiosrctiuplnUiintMayrWyto UMCuWrreFnatcluyl,ttyh-elreedaprreog1rams creditstowardtheir 1 scheduledfor2010duringthe degreesastheytraveltohis- spring,summerandwinter toricandculturalsitesacross breaks. regionsofMexicoandprac- AccordingtotheOfficeof ticetheSpanishlanguage. 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CourtesyofInternationalAcademicServices rsetuadDdeyytapaibolrsstoeafddoropsnrootgmhreeaI2mn0st1ea1rrnea-al- Lockesaid. tionalAcademicServices Duringtheweek-longtrip, turalandeducationalexperi- "Eachtriphasauniquedy- Tlatelolcoisthelocationofa website. thegroupwillretracethehis- ence,"Lockesaid."However, namicbecauseofthestudents 1968demonstrationthatre- Lockealsohasplansforfu- toryoftheConquestof perhapsthemostamazingfea- andfacultythatattendit." sultedinthemassacreofstu- tureMexicostudyabroadtrips. Tenochtitlanandvisitpre-colo- tureofthisprogramistheway Ailstockwasamongthestu- dentprotestorsbygovernment "Ilookforwardtocontinuing nialruinsandcolonialpalaces. inwhichthesmall-groupdy- dentswhoparticipatedinthe policeandarmedforces. todevelopandtoofferthispro- Theywillalsotravelpoints namicfostersthecreationand January2009"Monuments, Theprogramalsoincluded grameveryyear,"Lockesaid. alongthe"RutadeCortes,"a buildingofnewandlong-last- Marvels,andMiraclesinMex- theopportunitytoattendcul- "Itisanimmenselyrewarding routefollowedbyaSpanish ingfriendshipsbasedoncom- ico"triprunbyLocke. turalevents,includingtheFolk- andunforgettableexperience conquistadorashejourneyed moninterestsandshared "The2009triptoMexico loricBallet,whichhighlighted foreveryoneinvolved." fromVeracruztothecapitalof experiences." Citywasfilledwithmanyinter- traditionalMexicandancefrom theAztecEmpireinwhatis Theupcomingspringbreak estingexcursionsanddaytrips differentregionsandtimeperi- nowMexicoCity. Alumnus Returns to Tutor Farsi ByCHRISTINALAMBERT onestudentthatSeptember. myself,evenifIpaidforitoutof comprised StaffWriter "Itwasinterestingteachingherbe- pocket.Iendedupprintinglotsof ofpeople RecentUMWgraduateZekeKas- cIamuasdeeIswoamselemairsntiankgetshbeuptrothcaetssi,stshuere mhaankdeosutfsoroavebretttheeryeedaurcsa,tibuotnifforthtahte wsiatmhetshkeill sockhasgoneaboveandbeyondsince wayofbecomingateacher,tosee peopleinvolvedthensobeit.Where level. leavingMaryWashington.Insteadof whatworksandwhatdoesn't,"said elsecouldyougetaFarsieducation "Idesign enteringtheworkingworld,Kassock Kassock. forfree?NowthatIgraduatedinMay asyllabus remainsintheFredericksburgarea,re- ThefollowingsemesterKassock 2009,1stillhavethedesiretotutor, thatisap- turningtocampusafewtimesaweek wastutoringfourstudentsandwas workingonbecomingarealteacher," propriateto toteachFarsi,anIranianlanguage,to moreincontroloftheteaching saidKassock. theindivid- anyHoinseswtohroygwoaenstsaltlotlheearwna.ybackto proc"eBsys.thesecondsemesterteaching,I tutoSroedfahratvheeboenelnypUeMopWlesKtausdesnotcsk,bhuats ueavle,raysone theSpringof2003.Kassockwantedto knewthatIfoundsomethingthatIhad thisJanuaryhewillbeteachingatthe learnsdif- doanindependentstudywithformer liked,"saidKassock.Sincethen,he FredericksburgCommunityCenter. ferently. 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Someneedstepbystepwalk coursethatisrightforthem,"said Withthisincentive,Kassockspent teachingthefourotherstudentstheal- tletricksintolearningthingseasier. throughs,"saidKassock. Kassock. fourhourseachdayofhissummer phabetandsimplegrammar.Thiswas Especiallywithweirdsoundsthatare Kassockcurrentlytutorsinthe Beforestartingthetutoring,Kas- withintensivereadingandcameback puttopracticebyAminrazavi,who reallyhardforEnglishspeakers,"said SimpsonLibraryforthreetofour sockaskseachstudenttheirpurpose intheFallsemesterbeingableto usedclasstimetolookatchildren's Kassock. hoursaweekinonehoursessions. forlearningforFarsi,theirpriorlan- slowlyreadnewtexts.Aminrazavi storiesandpoems. Kassockiswillingtotutoranyone Studentsdon'thavetosignupatthe guagebackground,andhowfarthey verifiedthatKassockwasprepared EversincehisIndependentStudy whowantstolearn.Histutoringstyle beginningofthesemestertostarttu- wanttogowiththelanguage.From afterafewquizzesbutsaidthatfour days,teachingFarsihasbeenapas- changestofitthestudent.Somestu- toring-itispossibletostartatany there,Kassockmatcheshisschedule morestudentswereneededfortheIn- sionforKassock,evendespitethefact dentsstartofflearningthealphabet time,evenlateinthesemester. asbesthecantohisstudentstostart dependentStudy.Kassockadvertised thathehasbeenonhisown. andgrammar,whereasothersjust "I'vedoneitbeforeinNovember tutoring.Anyonewishingtolearn withflyersandevenhadatableout- "Ifthecollegewasnotgoingto wanttospeak.Kassocktutorsstudents andhadalotofsuccess. I'malways FarsicancontactZekeKassockat sidetheEagle'sNest.Kassocktutored offeritasalanguage,Iwoulddoit one-oneone,orlargestudygroups readyforthechallengeanddesigna [email protected] TheMaryWashingtonBullet January21,2010 Outside the Fence tillIttit IIiItit ByANNEELDER StaffWriter CatastrophicEarthquakeDevastatesHaiti whatIconsidertobethegreatestfranchiseinthehistoryofbroad- AnAppleaDay... piLaranostxciTampuaiettsaedllayyo,f1JP0aonr.tm-i1al2u,e-saPr7wi.ne0csmet.agonfiTthtuehdeececenaatpreitrthaolq,fuatkahececsqoturrdauickknegtwheatosHaatipht-e- cTsaeMstZtti.lnecgmo,e"mnt,awOca'csBorrirdeeinan'cgshetcdoonbttehrteacwtLeoecsnamtAehnegtoeclaoenmseednTidiamnoensac.nedaAt$ch3ec2o.Nr5BdmiCinlglnieottn-o AAiTpcapcbloleert,d.iInnTcgh.etiosnetpwhleeasnWntaitnseghcithnhngeotluoonngvyePioflsriton,mgotonhfeJtMahnea.icr2lc7arteeiasnttoS"racsnrweiaFltrliaonbnce"i,ssictmoh,-e 5W0a,s0h0i0ngttoo2n0P0o,s0t0.0Cpuerorpelnet,lywiitthisaensteixmaacttendutmhabtefrathaalirtdietsordaentgeerfmrionme wmoornko.logLauset,Msoanyidnagy,,"IO'juBsrtiewnanbtreodugthotteullpatllhethseitkuiadtsioannadgaeivneriynohnies cilaaprabtiolaintiiePsotdotrouunchw,ebbu-tbrwiolwlsifenagt,urveiade1o0s,"sacnrdeeanppalnidcawtiilolnshajvuesttahse sosoonaftertheattack. 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