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Hample Announces the William Street
First University Provost Cafe Opening
ByRYANMARR wherehehasprovidedleadership
StaffWriter formorethan360facultymem-
bers.
OnApril1,inherfirstsignifi- Whenaskedabouthisinterestin
cantactasnewlyinaugurated Mary Washington, Harpercited
president,JudyHamplean- severalreasons,includingtheUni-
nouncedherappointmentofJay versity'slocationand"overwhelm-
A.Harper,deanoftheCollegeof ing aesthetic beauty," before
LiberalArtsandSciencesat mentioningthedifferencebetween
RowanUniversity,totheposition teachingandresearchinstitutions.
ofprovostoftheUniversityof "I'minterestedinaliberaledu-
MaryWashington. cationratherthananinoculation,"
AstheUniversity'sfirstperma- Harpersaid.
nentadministratortoserveas HamplecitedHarper'sexperi-
provost,Harperwillserveasthe ence as an administrator, his
University'schiefacademicoffi- prowess in private fund-raising,
cer,responsibleforoverseeingall andhisprovencommitmenttodi-
educationalandacademicpoli- versityininterdisciplinarystudies
cies,providingleadershipof assignificantfactorsinherdeci-
majoruniversityinitiatives,and sion. .
coordinatinguniversityenrollment "Dr.Harper'scareerofsuccess-
management. fulachievementsmakesclearthat
HarperwilltakeofficeonJuly heisbestpreparedtocarryoutthe
1,succeedingPhilosophyProfessor agendawhichIenvision forthe
NinaMikhalevsky'stwo-yearstint UniversityofMaryWashingtonfor
asActingProvost. thenextdecade,"Hamplesaid.
AccordingtotheUniversity's Keygoalsofthatvision,out-
pressrelease,Harperhasspentthe linedinHample'scampus-widead-
^ pastdecadeservingasdeanand dress in Nov. 2008, include an
Dr.JayA.Harper professor at Rowan University PROVOST,page2
Stanton Leaves After Six Years
As Professor of Human Rights
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"Observe and Report" is Hit and Miss
Seth Rogen is Still Fat and Sarcastic, Jody Hill Still Likes Penis Jokes
ByMISSAKARTINIAN There'sBrandi(AnnaFarris),forexample, sonpaysRonniebackbyabandoninghiminthe whenyouthinkthatsheandRonniearegoingto
StaffWriter whoworksinthemall'sspecialtymakeupstore, middleofthedangerouscrossroadwhereRonnie haveabeautifulmother-sonmoment,sheruinsit
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screen. makeupcaneverhidethat. Yeah,Iknow,Ididn'tbuyiteither. hopefuleyes,andwhilenodding,affirms,"defi-
Admitit.YousharedSarahMarshall'sdis- Earlyonsheturnshystericalwhenamysteri- NowifI'vegiventheimpressionthatIfound nitely."
comfort,albeitwithawidegrinonyourface, ousandelusiveflasherexposeshimtoher. thefilmunwatchablethusfar,allowmetostep Whetheryou'llenjoythemovieornotwillul-
whenyouwatchedtheintroductionto"Forget- Ronnieassumestheroleofaknightinshining back.Sure,theremaynotbeacomplexstory,but timatelycomedowntopersonaltaste.Although
tingSarahMarshall." armorwhovowstocatchthe"flasher"toprotect that'snotwhywewatchcomedies.Wewatch itwasn'tmycupoftea,Istillgotmyfairshare
Youwereshocked,butshamefullyamused, Brandi,hopingthatshe'llfallinlovewithhimas themtolaugh.Andtothefilm'scredit,thereare oflaughs(andyes,Ididfeelabitashamedof
whenyouwitnessedtheslightlyslantedspecta- aresult.ItnevercrosseshismindthatBrandiis • somegenuinelydark myselfafterwards).Youjusthavetoacceptthe
cleneartheendof"Sideways." toosuperficialtoshowanyinterestoraffection andfunnyscenes. filmforwhatitis:ablackcomedy.
Andnomatterhowguiltyyoumayhavefelt forsomeoneasunattractiveas Ronnie's Thereisnohappyendingormoral.Astoryof
afterwards,youcannotdenythatyouuncontrol- him. mother(Celia friendshipdoesactuallydevelopnearthemiddle
lablyroaredinlaughterwhenyoufirstsawthe Butitdoesn'tmatter Weston)steals ofthefilm,buteventhatisruinedintheend.
nowinfamouswrestlingscenein"Borat." becausethere'salways alotofthem. FansofSethRogen'smorelight-heartedcome-
Alloftheaforementionedfilmshaveone booze.Andintoxication, Just diesintheveinof"KnockedUp"and"Super-
thingincommonwithJodyHill'slatestcomedy, aswefindout,works bad"maybedisappointed.Butperhapswe'renot
"ObserveandReport,"starringSethRogen. wondersfortheirrelation supposedtowatch"ObserveandReport"the
Theyallhavesomeseriouscojones,inboth ship. samewaywewouldotherfilms.
sensesoftheword.Andthat'swherethesimilar- Theplot,like Maybeweshouldtreatitlikeahumorous
itiesend. Brandi,isonlyskin psychologyexperiment.Likethetitleofthefilm
"ObserveandReport"isadark,oftensadistic deep.WhenRon- suggests,weshouldobservethecharactersand
comedywithalotofcrudehumordesignedto niefailstofind theirinteractionswithoneanotherandreportour
twistyourstomachanddropyourjawindisbe- theflasher,the conclusionsabouttheirbehaviors.
lief.It'sviolent,rude,nasty,raunchyandover- mallemploys Whenwe'refinished,wecanthenanalyze
the-top. DetectiveHarri- ourselvesandaskwhytheentireaudienceinthe
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hero,amallsecurityguardwhocanbestbede- tocrackthe weightmalerunningaroundamall?
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whichmakeshimveryhardtosympathizewith. asifhisturfhas downturnsfunnywhenplayedinslowmotion,
Butthatisarguablybydesign.Thefilmdoesn't beenencroached withthenaturalexceptionofbreasts,ofcourse.
wantyoutorelatetoanyofitsdysfunctional andannoysthede-
characters.Itwantsyoutoloathethemandcon- tectivetonoend.
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Studio 115 Double Feature
Avant-Garde Student Plays Debut in DuPont
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old ElenaSouth wasspeakingwith
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acrossthe-hall fromtheotherRA's
room.
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odorantspray,wasanenormousclear,
plasticbottlefilledwithliquid,sitting
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4MOVING,page7 StevensdubbedLufkinandBur- dreams."
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ence,"sheanticipated.
Though she speaks intermediate
French,sheexplainedthatthecommu-
nitywillmostlikelyconverseinalocal
language.
"WhichmeansthatI'llbetalkingin
alanguageIdon'tknowhardlyatall,"
shesaid.
Queen,whovolunteered inHon-
duraswithStudentsHelpingHonduras
andinNewOrleanswithHabitatfor
Humanity,willworkaloneinavillage
schoolasaconsultant.
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persuadefamiliesinthevillagetomake
educatingtheiryoungwomenaprior-
ity.
BeforeshemovestoBurkinaFaso,
the PeaceCorps will providethree
months ofintense training to help
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ment.
BridgewaterCollegealumnusJarus
Coxisgoingthroughanotherintense
trainingschedule,onethatisalittle
morephysical.
After his brother,JeffersonCox,
graduatesfromBrownUniversitythis
spring,theyareheadingoutwest-by
bike.
Coxapproximatesthe4800mileen- CourtesyofEmilyQueen
deavorfromcoasttocoastwilltake EmilyQueenhugsAldo,aboyshehelpedduringherSHHtrip.
themabouttwomonths.
Heandhisbrotherwantedtoachieve
something"monumental"beforethey usgettingintoaconflictandthensepa- twoyears."
settledintotheircareers. rating." CareerServicesacknowledgethein-
"Andgoingacrossthecountryby AftertheyreachthePacificOcean, fluencethattherecedingeconomyhas
bikewascrazyenoughforbothofus, theCoxbrotherswilltakeanairplane hadonthejobmarket.
soitsoundedlikeagoodidea,"he flightbacktoVirginia. "Inthisdifficultjobmarket,itis
added. Johnston,likeothergraduatingstu- goingtotakelonger,"Johnsonsaid.
RidingthroughtheRedwoodForest, dents, feels the influence that the [Students]needtoprepareforthat.It
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biggestworry,"hesaid."Idon'twant time productively," Johnston said. CareerServices,whichoffersassis-
"Hopefullytherecessionwillbeoverin tancetostudentsevenaftergraduation.
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