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SI.No 1 Senme.IheM nnmon(oiuiuuntlxshkv April24,2008
What's
Inside
PopeSighting
StaffwriterhearsPope
Benedictspeak,p.7
StaySunny
EmilyMcAlpine/Bullet
SophomoreChelseaDeveningjoinshandswithMariaSuyapaReyesatthebeginningoflastSaturday'sthirdannual
Summer'sontheway, StudentsHelpingHondurasWalk-a-thon,whichraisedmoneyforthetownofVillaSoleada. Seepage9forfullstory.
p. 3
Tuition Will Rise Again
KingstonTrio
ByHEATHERBRADY statecollegiatefunds.Therewillalsobe withthecostsofbusiness,youmust disappointingthattuitionisalreadyin-
StaffWriter a2percentemployeesalaryincreaseat raiseyourrevenue,"Pearcesaid."We creasing.Itmakesmeworryhowmuch
UMW,onlyhalfofwhich willtrytoincreasetheamountoffinan- itwilleventuallycosttogohere."
Beginninginthefallof2008,tuition iscoveredby state cialaidavailabletostudents, Likemanystudents,Maynardisal-
attheUniversityofMaryWashington funds. though,likework-studyand readyemployedoncampus,andispay-
willincreaseforcurrentandincoming Other statehelp." ingforthemajorityofhereducation
students.AccordingtoAssociateVice factors in- Some students are herself.Asamemberoftheverypopu-
President ofBusiness and Finance clude the worriedaboutwhatthis lareducationprogram,sheisconcerned
k RichardPearce,thattheincreasewillbe rising meansforthefutureof aboutwhattheincreasewillmeanfor
around4percent. cost of financinganeducationat hercareerasateacher.
ThismeansthatastudentatMary gas, utili- Mary Washington, in- "Whilerewarding, thejobisnot
Washingtonwithadoubleroomanda ties,andfood, cluding freshman Ashley knownformakingmillionaires,"May-
9-mealplanwillbepayinganaddi- aswellastheim- Maynard. nardsaid."IworrythatI'mthrowing
Timelessbandplaysin tional$330persemester. pactofinflationon "Oneofthemanyrea- myselfintoalotofdebtforsuchalow-
Dodd,p.6 Thisincreasefollowsthe6.3percent theeconomy.Ac- sonsIchoseMaryWash- payingjob."
tuitionandfeesincreasethattookeffect cordingtoPearce, ingtonwasthefactthatit Ashley'sconcernsarenotonlyher
atthebeginningofthisacademicyear. it'sallapartof isnotveryexpensive,as own.AllofVirginia'sstatecollegesare
dueTihneparretatsooan$b1e.h5imnidllitohneriendcurcetaisoeniins busi"nTeoss.keep up fnaarrdassaciodl.le"gIefsingdo,i"trMeaalyl-y SeeTUITIONpage2
Spending Italian Villa Considered
ServingLikeaPro
Rules Make ByANNIEKINNIBURGH earnedabroadmayormaynottransfer ThevillawouldalsoallowtheUni-
NewsEditor back,andiftheydo,theymayormay versitytoremaincompetitiveduringa
Problems not meet curriculum requirements," timeofincreasingemphasisoninterna-
UMWisamidnegotiationsforthe Hurleysaid."Takingasemesterabroad tionaleducation.Kennedysaid.
purchaseofVillaCicolina,aformer canactuallymakeastudentgraduate "We'realiberalartsschool,andit's
ByKATSAUNDERS conventlocatedtwohoursfromRome late." importanttogivestudentsanopportu-
AssistantNewsEditor intheTuscanyregionofItaly.Ifthe Hurleysaidthisisespeciallytrueof nityforaculturaleducation,"shesaid'.
Eagsltersaitgehntntiistlewipn.s1f2ifth NearlyayearafterUMWchanged dreeaaldyifsorfisntauldieznetd,ustahgeeviinllfaallwo20u0l9d.be cisetrrtaatiinonmaajnodrssciseuncchesa,sabnudsitnheastsanademffionr-t Kennedyandseveraladministrators
itspurchasingrequirementsforadmin- Thevilla,whichiscurrentlyafam- willbemadetotargetthosedisciplines. SeeITALY,page9
istratorsandacademicdepartments,the ily-operatedbed-and-breakfast,would
Universityhasnearlyreacheditsgoal housestudyabroadprogramsfroma
ofmatchingnewpurchasingguidelines. varietyofdisciplinesaswellasserving
Thenewprocedureshavebeenlargely asalocationforalumnievents.
successfulbuthaveraisedcomplaints English,LinguisticsandSpeechDe-
aboutslowingdownpurchasing. partmentChairTeresaKennedycon-
Weekend Theguidelines,createdbyanexecu- ceivedtheideaforaUMW-ownedvilla
tiveorderbyGovernorTimKaine,are infall2006.
aimedatincreasingpurchasesmade "Itwasjustgoingtobeforasmall
Weather mfirnoomribtuisesi.nessesownedbywomenand opvreorg,r"amKewnhenreedyIcsoauildd.t"aBkeuttenPrsetsuiddeenntst
ExecutiveOrder33,issuedinAu- Frawleyinsistedthatithadtobebigger
gust2006,madeitagoalthat40per- tobeworthit."
Friday cmeandteoffrComomsmmoalnlwbeuaslintehsspesu,rcihnacsleusdibneg theSviinllcaewiotuwloduelndsubreeotwheneacdcebpytaUnMceWo,f
thoseownedbywomenandminorities. creditsearnedduringstudyabroad.Ac-
PartlyCloudy Stateinstitutions,includingpublicuni- cordingtoActingPresidentRickHur-
HLiogwh::5864 vvaveetirrtessewiimtetpiydteswtyioelliamlkreelehytMavabseriymyiittlsWhaearpsegDhoreiafpnlosgar.trmotTanmhn,eecnemUtunrsioet--f pleryo,"bItlnreamnosuffroerrascbtuiurldrieetnnyttso.fsictrueadtiitoni,socfrteednitas UMWisinnegotiationsforthepurchaseoftheVilTleraesCaiKceonnleidnya/.ELS
Saturday MinorityEnterprises. TheUniversity
canalsobeauditedbystateagenciesto Bias Incident Reporting
FewShowers haveitspurchasingfilesreviewed.
Allnon-studentsmakingpurchases
High:70 foruniversityactivitiesmustreceiveat Policy Newly Approved
Low:53 leastonequotefromasmall,womanor
minorityownedbusiness. Thesebusi-
Sunday nmeussstesbearceerdteisfiiegdnabtyedthaesD"eSpWaartMm"e,ntanodf "It'smoreaboutourvaluesandthetypeofworkingandlearning
MinorityEnterprises. environmentthatwewanttohaveformembersofourcommunity.
FewShowers AccordingtoUniversityDirectorof
High:71 Plouurgchh,astihnegneawndreSqtuoirreesmeKn.tsChMacvCeunlo-t —SabrinaJohnson,
Low:54 SeeSWAM, page2 associatevicepresidentforhum—anresources
2 TheMaryWashingtonBullet April24,2008
Police Beat
ByKATYBURNELL
NewsEditor
April25-At10:25a.m.,a27-year-oldcommuter studentcalledtoreportthatsheandafriendhaddis- cordingtotheofficer'sreport.Columbia'sbondwas
studentreportedthathis$40flashdrivehadbeen coveredanotherstudent'sstolenbicycleparkedout- setat$2000andshewastransportedtoRappahan-
stolenfromSimpsonLibrary.Thestudenthadbeen sideofthegrocerystore.Amalelateridentifiedas nockRegionalJail.
sofocusedonhisworkthatheforgottotakeitwith 25-year-oldDominiqueWilliamsofStafford,VA,
Devi /GoatDay himwhenheleftforclass.Therearenosuspectsor emergedfromGiantandconfrontedthegroupof April19-At7:57a.m.,aSouthHallR.A.setoff
I witnessesintheon-goinginvestigation. studentshoveringaroundthebicycle.Afterdisap- thefirealarmwhileattemptingtocookbreakfast.
pearingfortenminutes,Williamsreturnedandal- Campuspolicedeterminedon-scenethatplumesof
April15-At12:22p.m.,aseniorcommuterstu- legedlyyankedthebicyclefromthehandsofthe hickory-scentedsmokefromhissizzlingbacon
dentapertedCampusPolicetothepresenceofa victim'sfriend,whowasonthelinewiththepolice stripsweretoblame.Thisassessmentwaslatercon-
manwearingablackNorthfacejacketinWoodard dispatcher.Thenextnightat11:30,Fredericksburg firmedbyaFredericksburgFireandRescuecontin-
CampusCenterwhohadbeenpushingmagazine Policerespondedtothesceneofafightoutsideof gent.
subscriptionsonpassingstudents.Theresponding RegalCinemasinCentralParkinvolvingaman
officerconfronted33-year-oldAntoineLucasof whomatchedWilliams'description.Policediscov- April19-At2:06a.m.,aMasonHallR.A.sum-
Brooklyn,NYoutsideoftheEagle'sNest.The eredthebicycleonsceneandchargedWilliams monedCampusPolicetothe5thflooroftheresi-
would-beentrepreneurwasissuedatrespasswarn- withrobberyandposessionofstolenproperty. dencehallwherea19-year-oldfemalestudentwas
ingandescortedoffcampus. WilliamsisbeingheldwithoutbondatRappahan- reportedlydangerouslyintoxicated.Fredericksburg
nockRegionalJail. FireandResqueSquadtransportedthesobbing
April16-At10:10a.m.,aUniversityemployee sophomoretoMaryWashingtonHospitalforeval-
workingatBromptonMansionnoticedthatmolding April19-At12:19a.m.,CampusPolicere- uation.
aroundadoorframeleadingintothebreakroombe- spondedtoananonymoustipaboutfightinfrontof April19-At3:43a.m.,theFredericksburgPo-
Thursday,April24 hindthePresident'shousehadbeentorndown.The SeacobeckHall.Bythetimetheofficersarrivedon licedispatcherreportedrecievinga911callfrom
BallCircle replacementcostwas$150andtherearenosus- scene,theallegedattackerhadbeenrestrainedbya thefourthfloorofRussellHall.RespondingCam-
3-7p.m. pectsorwitnesses. dmeanlteiasltsutduednet.ntTEhreinofKf.icCeorlaurmrbesitaedon1-9s-cyeenaer-foolrdbreeisnig- pmuasleProelsiicdeenotffiincaerbsatlhorcoamt.edThaese1v9e-ryeelayr--ionltdotxoilcdaptoe-d
Food, freet-shirts April18-At8:45p.m.,theFredericksburgPo- drunkinpublic.Columbiawascombativeduring licethathehadbeengettingsickforthreehoursand
SCopuonncsiolred by Class aliinUcgeMtDoeWpPaosrltitucmdeeennSttpforrkeocemesiptveheerdsGaoinacnoNtmapptlaaartiiknaitnBgclalelodlt.smoAaec,dcoertbdh-ye wtperarosyceoissnssiuanegfd,elaalnnodawdafdtiettmihaoelneMaalRgacihsnatdrroagltepehf'osrHoaaflsflsiucraeelswtihdaeennrdte,bsaahcte-- csHoousumpleiddt.anlotHfoerrewtcaraleslattmhreoannwts.pmourtcehdatolcMohaorlyhWeashhaidngctoonn-
Nest Prices on the Rise
MusicalTheatre
Performance
Showcase ByGRACIEHART "IthinkthepricesintheNestare lastyear. Theoverallpriceincreasein ashigh.Foodpriceshavegoneupalot
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Students Face State Policy Slows
UMW
Purchasing
Monday,April28 Tuition Spikes
11p.m.-12:30a.m.
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3 TheMaryWashingtonBullet April24,2008
Viewpoints
E_ d_ i. tSotarffi. al Summer's Here: Go
Learn Something
Will Copps, Editorin ChiefEmeritus BYMILESDUMVILLE venue.
ViewpointsEditor Ifyouenjoysports,tryagym,sportinggoods
storeorsportspark.
Ifyoudohappentohaveapassionforswim-
Summer'salmosthere.Ican'twait.So,what ming,then,byallmeans,giveswimminglessons
areyouuptothissummer? atapool.Don'tlifeguard.
"Well,I'mworking.Chillingoutathomewith Chillingathomewithfriends.Assumingthat
friends.I'llprobablytakeatripwiththefam'and yourhomeiscoolandthatyouhavefriends.
maybeevenrentabeachplacewithsomepeople. Wouldn'titbefuntogowiththemsomewhere
IfIcouldcountthenum- oth<r than the beach, an
beroftimesI'vehadthat amusementpark,orthenext
conversationinthepasttwo kegger?
Ifyou'vebeenwatchingthenewslately,you'veprobablynoticed weeks,I'dbeamathmajor. Take a roadtrip. Hop a
dhiooIwgabteeevg.earAnyirtelovinetenagtkaetoefo.avEnevryeainsmpCEohdroicttoaolnracteienigsCahbteieiehnfagsodfbuetbehbenedBt.uhlrSloepwtynglaaatsreto.uynRedaa.-r asvaeynsIttfuuhrmasotmoumest,ehreotynhcepel'lyasasnmsiroegonahrltltyaetkvwaieodnn.-g ^,^^^ tmtrruaaicYvneh.oluGi'ynedogtutooubctea.ansnulepewarrincsiejtduystwhiobtwyh
aroundthetimeoftheincidentsconcerningformerPresidentFraw- Maybe even TWO jobs. fewexpectationsandafew
ley.Thetimeforebodedmanyotherlargeeventsthatwouldneedto Wow.Impressive. friendstosharetheexperience
becoveredbythepaper. Can'tsummerofferso with.
gatYIeesa;tmwwpeerjosuutsrdtivtteorythoatvoheahvhaeavdenomthyseehnnseaawntsdi,oinnaaslciofsvatierrFlirynaagwsltewhyeegseacteaevnsepnootrrstHaranamydpioltt.eh-- shmoaunlcIfhwfpeaemeyoloprtlleihekrteohgutoeghtuehghmbt?oahrieendsruemba-y- imagecourtesyofgermes-offlinecomoemeuxrtp.IenorIfitel'stanhyctepehesewrbsadeouysnrt'itsntogitmhetearhvoemesfs,ynueemgaw-or
ersoverthelastyear,andammoreproudoftheexcellentpeople merisbecausethesestaplesofwhatatypicalcol- todoso.
thathavebeenheretoworkonthestorieswithme. legesummershouldbebecometheonlyitemson Whiletheschoolyearshouldalsobeatime
togeBtuhter1taomtamcoksletdpirfofeurdenotfitshseuewshoalnedrceoamlmlyunseittya,neaswwceouhrsaevefocroomuer trheeaIcifhtiyfnooerrua'arrjye.obwtohraktirnegal,lycihnatlelreesntgseyoyuo.urDsoenl'ftjaunsdt pfoerrTinehenecwessecxhspoheoorluileydnecabereso,dfiftfehfreesrseelnitct.tolveeftreedetsiummemteorpleaxn-
centennialyear. settleforBetsy'sBurgerBooth,UncleDick's long trips, much less get through that new
Ourmailboxhasbeenfullofthoughtfullywrittenlettersfromall HouseofDumplings,orworstofall,theswim- StephenKingnovel.
aroundcampus,andwepublishasmanyaswecaninthepaper mingpool. Takeadvantageofthefreetimeandtheoppor-
everyweek. Seriously,theswimmingpoolshouldbeafun tunitytoleavetownforweeksatatimewithout
eveWnitmhortheeraodovemntfoorfltehtteernseawndwetbhseirteeaarteunmowbwulstloerty.ccoomm,metnhetrse.isI pwlhaeIctnesythooouuglnodeeonodnt,ttohhceoowohelovteotfresf,tabndedayacsopnlosaficdetehrwehyesoruuermmlyieoferu. bneecwMoomwsiittnhgimyapoosurirtxatfnhrt-ilyeyen,adrsbesaetanibsolcreh.otoolshuaproensoremteutrhniinngg
wanttoencourageeveryonetosubmittheirstories,opinions,orany- fillthepositionoflifeguard,ajobonlysuitable inlateAugust.Afterall,anyonecanreadStephen
thingelsethatcomestomind. forhighschoolkidsontheirfirstjobandcreepy, Kingandflipburgers.
Wewantthispapertobeyourpapertoo.Wewantyoutoknow middle-agedmenwhonoteontheirjobapplica-
ythoeu'grreeaatpianrtteroafcetvioenrywaewhaarvdewteherreecweiovuelddthniostybeeara,pbaepcearusaetwalilt.hout tionIsftyhoauttehnejyo"yremaulsliyce,njtoryycahimludrseinc."storeora MilesDumvilleisasophmore.
Iamsadtobeleavingthepaperthisyear,butIammorethancon- HMHMBMnU
fidentitisonlygoingtogrowintheyearstocome.Soplease,sub-
mityourideas. Love to makepeople laugh?...
Evenifyou'reaseniorabouttogothroughGraduationgate,
wthhearte''sshaawpepbesniitnegyatouUMcaWn.goThteoBeuvlelreytwTihlulrsstidlalybetoyocuhrecpkapoeurt,jjuusstt Handy at drawing?...
asitwillbethepaperofanewsetoffacesnextyear.
Iwanttothankeveryoneforreading,writing,drawing,taking
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Police Beat
By KATY BURNELL
NewsEditor
April25-Al10:25a.m.,a27-year-oldcommuter studentcalledtoreportthatsheandafriendhaddis- cordingtotheofficer'sreport.Columbia'sbondwas
studentreportedthathis$40(lashdrivehadbeen coveredanotherstudent'sstolenbicycleparkedout- setatS2000andshewastransportedtoRappahan-
stolenfromSimpsonLibrary.Thestudenthadbeen sideofthegrocerystore.Amalelateridentifiedas nockRegionalJail.
sofocusedonhisworkthatheforgottotakeitwith 25-year-oldDominiqueWilliamsofStafford,VA,
Devil/GoatDay himwhenheleftforclass.Therearenosuspectsor emergedfromGiantandconfrontedthegroupof April19-At7:57a.m.,aSouthHallR.A.setoff
witnessesintheon-goinginvestigation. studentshoveringaroundthebicycle.Afterdisap- thefirealarmwhileattemptingtocookbreakfast.
pearingfortenminutes,Williamsreturnedandal- Campuspolicedeterminedon-scenethatplumesof
April15-At12:22p.m..aseniorcommuterstu- legedlyyankedthebicyclefromthehandsofthe hickory-scentedsmokefromhissizzlingbacon
dentapertedCampusPolicetothepresenceofa victim'sfriend,whowasonthelinewiththepolice stripsweretoblame.Thisassessmentwaslatercon-
manwearingablackNorthfacejacketinWoodard dispatcherThenextnightat11:30.Fredericksburg firmedbyaFredericksburgFireamiRescuecontin-
CampusCenterwhohadbeenpushingmagazine Policerespondedtothesceneofafightoutsideof gent.
subscriptionsonpassingstudents.Theresponding RegalCinemasinCentralParkinvolvingaman
officerconfronted33-year-oldAntoineLucasof whomatchedWilliams'description.Policediscov- April19-At2:06a.m.,aMasonHallR.A.sum-
Brooklyn,NYoutsideoftheEagle'sNest.The eredthebicycleonsceneandchargedWilliams monedCampusPolicetothe5thflooroftheresi-
would-beentrepreneurwasissuedatrespasswarn- withrobbery andposessionofstolenproperty. dencehallwherea19-year-oldfemalestudentwas
ingandescortedoffcampus. WilliamsisbeingheldwithoutbondatRappahan- reportedlydangerouslyintoxicated.Fredericksburg
nockRegionalJail. FireandResqueSquadtransportedthesobbing
April16-At10:10a.m.,aUniversityemployee SophomoretoMaryWashingtonHospitalforeval-
workingatBromptonMansionnoticedthatmolding April 19 At 12:19a.m..CampusPolicere- uation.
aroundadoorframeleadingintothebreakroombe- spondedtoananonymoustipabouttightinfrontof April19-At3:43a.m..theFredericksburgPo-
Thursday,April24 hindthePresident'shousehadbeentorndown.The SeacobeckHall.Bythetimetheofficersarrivedon licedispatcherreportedrecievinga911callfrom
BallCircle replacementcostwasSI50andtherearenosus- scene,theallegedattackerhadbeenrestrainedbya thefourthfloorofRussellHall.RespondingCam-
3-7p.m. pectsorwitnesses. dmeanlteialstsutduednte.ntTEhreinofKf.icCeorlaurmrbesitaedon1-9s-cyeenaer-foolrdbereisnig- pmuasleProelsiicdeenotffiincaerbsatlhorcoamt.edThaese1v9e-ryeelayr--ionltdotxoilcdatpoe-d
Food, freet-shirts April18-AtK:45p.m.,theFredericksburgPo- drunkinpublic.Columbiawascombativeduring licethathehadbeengettingsickforthreehoursand
SCopuonncsiolred by Class aliUceMDeWpasrttumdeennttfrreocmeitvheedGaiacnotmpplaariknitngcallolt.mAacdcoerbdy- wpraosceissssiunegd,aanndadadtittihoenMalagcihstarragtee'fsoroafsfsiucaelwlhaenrdebsahte-- csouumledd.notHerewcaalslthroanwspmourtcehdatolcMoahorlyhWeashhaidngctoonn-
ingtoPoliceSpokespersonNatatiaBledsoe, the teryonafellowfemaleRandolphHallresident,ac- Hospitaltortreatment.
Nest Prices on the Rise
MusicalTheatre
Performance
Showcase ByGRACIEHART "IthinkthepricesintheNestare lastyear. Theoverallpriceincreasein ashigh. Foodpriceshavegoneupalot
StaffWriter ridiculousespeciallysinceIcangetthe theNestincreased.SIpercent. inthepastthreeyears,butthecashex-
OeNvenseetIrt.y'csotmaOapnblwllaeeyienkitssdwaloooycucldauilrpnyeoisuetondadtrhbeenyoocopassnethnuid,aeetrn.attnshd.e ecartxhoaetocahmtepesNriaensmtthet.ahnbeoIittnfthelIixewntdkadlrcrkooifontfkmhereionfsuothgrhoheu5tlv0hdeenbcdleeiinnnategnss tpmhrieilckDpe,ersriaicninindnggesavhacietpkrtpnyhioenawgsNl,peeesadctngt.d,estHihnetechierlaulaisdfnoifcneurgcnetdasgesaoresn-d. cmhaay"InIfgftpeihrniirdncaketosetthhhdeeaorsNonenpoostttti.og"snehstoufbloerdttderiren,diunscgt.eudtehnetns-
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Viewpoints
E_ d_ itSotarffi. al Summer's Here: Go
.
Learn Something
Will Copps, Editorin ChiefEmeritus
BYMILESDUMVILLE venue.
ViewpointsEditor Ifyouenjoysports,tryagym.sportinggoods
storeorsportspark.
Ifyoudohappentohaveapassionlorswmi-
Summer'salmosthere.Ican'twait.So,what ming,then,byallmeans,giveswimminglessons
areyouuptothissummer? atapool.Don'tlifeguard.
"Well,I'mworking.Chillingoutathomewith Chillingathomewithfriends.Assumingthat
friends.I'llprobablytakeatripwiththelam'and yourhomeiscoolandthatyouhavefriends.
maybeevenrentabeachplacewithsomepeople. Wouldn'titbefuntogowiththemsomewhere
It!couldcountthenum- otlvr than the beach, an
beroftimesI'vehadthat amusementpark,orthenext
coinersationinthepasttwo kegger?
Ifyou'vebeenwatchingthenewslately,you'veprobablynoticed weeks.I'dbeamathmajor. fake a roadtrip. Hop a
howeveryeventofanyimportanceisbeingdubbed.Spygate.Ra- Itsomeone'sreallyad- train.Getout.
diogate.Airlinegate.EvenChocolategatehasbeenthrownaround. venturous,theymighteven You'd be suprised how
IbegantotakeoverasEditorinChiefoftheBulletlastyear asaystuhmatmethreycpllaasnsoonrtatkwinog mtruacvehliynogutocaannleewarncitjyustwibtyh
aroundthetimeoftheincidentsconcerningformerPresidentFraw- Maybe even TWO jobs. few expectationsandafew
ley.Thetimeforebodedmanyotherlargeeventsthatwouldneedto Wow.Impressive. friendstosharetheexperience
becoveredbythepaper. Can't summerotterso with.
YetwestrivetohavenosensationalistFrawleygatesorHample- muchmorethough? In layperson's terms, go
gatIesa;mwperojuusdtttoryhatvoehahvaedmthyehnaewnsd,inascofvaierrliynagstwheeseceavnepnotrstarnaydiott.h- shoanlIfwfpeaeeyolptllihekreoguteghthebmtoahrieendsruemba-y- imagecourtesyofgermes-ofI1ine.comeomuextrp.eorIfite'stnhcteehsewbadeuysrtitntogimhteahveoefsynueemaw-r
ersoverthelastyear,andammoreproudoftheexcellentpeople merisbecausethesestaplesofwhatatypicalcol- todoso.
thathavebeenheretoworkonthestorieswithme. legesummershouldbebecometheonlyitemson Whiletheschoolyearshouldalsobeatime
togeBtuhterItaomtamcoksletdpirfofuerdenotfitshseuewshoalnderceoamlmlyunseittya,neaswwceouhrasevefocroomuer trheeaIcifhtiyfnooerura'arrjye.obwtohraktirnega,llycihnatlelreesntgseyoyuo.urDsoenl'ftajunsdt pfoerrTinehenecwessecxhspoheoorluileydnecaberes,odfiftfehfreesrseelnitct.tolveeftreedetsiummemteorpleaxn-
centennialyear. settleforBetsy'sBurgerBooth.UncleDick's long trips, much less get through that new
Ourmailboxhasbeenfullofthoughtfullywrittenlettersfromall HouseofDumplings,orworstofall.theswim- StephenKingnovel.
aroundcampus,andwepublishasmanyaswecaninthepaper mingpool. Takeadvantageofthefreetimeandtheoppor-
everyweek. Seriously,theswimmingpoolshouldbeafun tunitytoleavetownforweeksatatimewithout
eveWnitmhortheeraodovemntfoorfltethteernseawndwetbhseirteeaarteunmowbwulstloerty.ccoomm,metnhterse.isI wplhaeIctnesythooouuglnodeeonodnt.ttohhceoowohelovteotfrefs,tabndedayacsopnlosaficdetehrwehyesoruuermmlyieoferu. nbeewcMoomwsiittnhgimyapoosurirtxatnfhrt-ilyeyen,adrsbesaetanibsolcreh.otoolshuaproensoremteutrhniinngg
wanttoencourageeveryonetosubmittheirstories,opinions,orany- tillthepositionoflifeguard,ajobonlysuitable inlateAugust.Afterall.anyonecanreadStephen
thingelsethatcomestomind. forhighschoolkidsontheirfirstjobandcreepy, Kingandflipburgers.
Wewantthispapertobeyourpapertoo.Wewantyoutoknow middle-agedmenwhonoteontheirjobapplica-
ythoeu'grreeaatpianrtteroafcetvioenrywaewhaarvdewteherreecewiovuelddthniostybeeara,pbaepcearusaetwalilt.hout tionIsftyhoauttehne)jo"yremaulslyice,njtoryycahimludrseinc."storeora MilesDumvilleisasophmore.
Iamsadtobeleavingthepaperthisyear,butIammorethancon-
fidentitisonlygoingtogrowintheyearstocome.Soplease,sub-
mityourideas. Love to makepeople laugh?...
Evenifyou'reaseniorabouttogothroughGraduationgate,
there'sawebsiteyoucangotoeveryThursdaytocheckoutjust Handy at drawing?...
what'shappeningatUMW.TheBulletwillstillbeyourpaper,just
asitwillbethepaperofanewsetoffacesnextyear.
Iwanttothankeveryoneforreading,writing,drawing,taking
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oints
Susannigans
SexcCamations
By KJAdler,StaffWriter Walk This Way
BySusannahClark,AssociateEditor
It'snotwhat'sontheoutsidethatmatters thefrontdoorandthesheets.
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Beer Review:
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ByCHARLOTTAJARBORG afterseveralsloppilyplayedgames
StaffWriter ofbeerpong,thenmultiplyby100,
learnedaboutthedifferentkindsof
beertheBlueandGrayhastooffer.
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ities,andoneofthemisonlyashortcarrideaway. whichonetopurchase,becauseone
Fredericksburg'sown microbrewery Blue and ofthebestpartsaboutthebreweryis
Grayisamustforanyrespectable,beer-chugging thefreesamples.
collegestudent. IchosetotrytheFalmouthAmer-
Notonlydoesthebeertastegreat,thename icanPaleAle,whichhadastrongbut
evenhappenstocontainourschoolcolors.Ifyou smoothtaste.AccordingtotheBlue
everfeellackinginschoolspirit,drinkup. andGraywebsite,1 lhcenturyFred-
Ihadthepleasureofexploringthelocalbrew- ericksburgbrewerswereinspiredby
erynottoolongagowitharesidentexpert,senior theIndiaPaleAle,brewedinBritain
Christopher Bitzer. A campusconnoisseurof withagenerousamountofhops,so
beers,Bitzerhasbeentakingregulartripstothe thatthebeerwouldsurvivethelong
obbigctawsnbBtheatmrenrlaherrheaemduemeAaTeIrDg.wgebwiffenrhhuiaergegtyiarrnehlr"erecowsatnieamywyruuagpndsbief'steysgogsocrrrrht.GeefiswreeeyoostffrnoeWwammtecns,artliiaeireeolw"soy-ttnnrsrtehhasghldaysereeaeoavtesspuvtmaouc,itpthmhlesertratareaaursehsipspnelctpgydeeeo.euslealemreuxsneflrWtestcngynBsob,seroeoetelet"decpttttnieeuamnkotthttrremlieeiewht.lnuuofsresaaayvspancmdckinsnoeeldtahho,domolioty"fnwcntlebreG,aeghtaiwsasrlaehdegohFuamriekgrnrlcteafybelhiieeolhterayvioadgorernvgoteeasemtohafhsrrofugrrapiiout,ct.potnplcrearh-oseikkeasatBdnlssthesoitinmdtiobstnyreewauttzgttolsoyrhohssehnl-sgse,,efer jtTdtwPatbttuueiharhhoersessfaireeroeemtftptTkWSHrudtipi.eBhtc—otocnnhelBooalmugewdrlrllwuobceItear,tueFhtrnhhruviderdentweeeeyeyaieosowcorAatdnAtaibwk.h,tmefdmnetioeforiheeehdlnunnieGrFrradgcllmrAirt?vikyGdheocamioscreirdnayeuibsoaasstnuransRnTy,aritimeometlPgogtcotdsayar.argahauolelaloAefsennsifl.auWontarAbendliilOrldtnoeedaceeonsfe.tnooxnwechd,lepdAeThresosermoeoolntrwyaeapiohfit'asarssenceesetdtaiydnChastgdacclespetraIaeoldrnoosnfonohtescaiweadhainwahlnawuvbclotCcerk'pepfLtibseislnnlasebnwatgawedeveaaerceraoernrnaselrorn.y.ldslde,f atbmatpSlpRwoinraioh*ahezedogdo*niwdatTlsTu.heHcrtayeGhg"lhtoryhA,srheeweclSbs,hanefbheeCoaaoyBvooalifi.irltuelttndaapwueprdsgsiteTderset,sehrtbotoh"ie.wshahsaaotcwstoametinshntaInrpretLtedeuetetst,e.ahemwhwGobageomiraimesrfiteeneatssrearfhmnoehtertyatnsytarrss—bNeacyusmwhsaetbtmieootftuteheebgomuofaatredsrshtlleyrmiiiltdytmyordyyttooLaudbaseuiustHtsdscetrt'ithdoeoeshccivmeenpefrknebisyetlibegtbccoafestweear.tbepdole.legtiiuvrleeiatbvdetsirthenezhdr.c;esadeirtuTetineirtsnrphddsewhimegg"efeeoooutaesdfloncBoFu.tatlhl"rct,rtihuiaekhskhtAi.eddes,e?et aapafBneopnnutbdtBrrddd.ahorailW/anmyeuetheIMutnasw.reicwicek,aetlsbqeeirlyhuraStnaseeaeaaaeortngritnsnom/tnwrtdceBlidoudrepyturoyereGrhslot.c.t3diicouroyaee-nhauvtasgolehybhto8ydemv,esainetenBvnBprlrroleeg2.yrtiusiss-mesemnaFctaf6g.reewdiagrenrureneeedeprdFcdeboeri.oorrnGlummymrirgirooutc.fdareaikfe1sreyiassyane.0bytaoWobunhljsfrrseupede.p,gsaedwgtrgtestnnrhorlVytapeyaoiaftia.onssygohikdiscEe--iratnoxanr'm-dgdt
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transition ect,gavehimanidea. Well,noteverybodygotitatfirst.
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easy.Allyouhavetodoislookfortheyardcovered tional arts comewellknownon joked.
inpaintcans. likepainting campusforhiswork, Butotherpeople,especiallyhisfriends,were
TheinsideoftheDanielStreethouseisjustas and sculp- andhislatestprojectis fullybehindit.
distinguishableastheoutside.Itlookslikesome- turetovideo already achievingits "WhenMikefirsttoldmeabouthisideaforthe
bodypulledthefrontporchinonalivingroomthat wasanatu- ownrenown,ifevena film,IlaughedbecauseitsjustlikeMiketodo
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leastthreepiecesofart-fourifyoucounttherose about the body want to watch further,itmadesomuchsense,thisinabilityforthe
sittingintheflagstand,andinsidethestory'sthe process,and that?"saidananony- currentpopulationtolivethewayweusedto,"said
same.Eventheirtoiletlidisart,paintedsomuch whenyou're mousgalleryvisitorof seniorKyleSchuster.
likeaPicassothatyoudon'teventhinktwiceseeing working hislatestwork. Hisfriendswerebehindit,butMikelaughs
itmountedonthewall. with wood Hismovie."Weak whenheadmitstheydidn'twanttobearoundon
ThisramshackleartgalleryjustoffWilliam and other byNature,"examines thedayoffilming.While"WeakbyNature"may
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tolearnthatheandhisroommates,inanironicnod was-docu- gildedtelevisionona backthansomeofhisartwouldsuggest.
toFrankLloydWright,christenedtheirlittleblue mentationis pedestal draped ina He'smorebluejeansthantuxedo,andprefers
house"StagnantWater." a must. white tablecloth and goingwiththeflow.Thisshowsthroughinmuch
InStagnantWater'slivingroom,Mosleyistired, What at- flickeringcandles,the oftheworkhe'screated,wherehe'slettheartguide
buthelookscomfortable.Thisisunderstandable, tractshimto filmpremieredinthe himratherthantheotherwayaround.
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infromatwelve-hourday.So,withhisMillerHigh dynamism iorshowandiscur- doingjustthat,andletthingstakehimwherethey
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intheother,hetuckshimselfintothecouchand fromthecre- theAnnualStudentArt thingtoosolidandwantstogowiththeflow,butso
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StagnantWaterGallery.Whilehispaintingshave documenta- In the movie, Afterthat,he'sgoingtomakeagoat"tramp-
beenexhibitedalloverFredericksburg,including tion, and Mosleyisseatedata ing,"justwanderingthecountryandtakinginthe
thedowntownVisitorsCenter,that'salloldnews. how those imagecourtesyofMichaelMosley ,af,le dressed to the sceneryforthesummer.But,there'sstillcloseto
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By KJAdler,StaffWriter Walk This Way
BySusannahClark,AssociateEditor
It'snotwhat'sontheoutsidethatmatters thefrontdoorandthesheets.
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