Bullet (Fredericksburg, VA) (2007)

2007·2.1 MB·English

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nobleintentionsoferadicatingtheirweaponsof PolicyStudiesattheWashingtonPost,insiststhat,
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world"No."The"Islamo-fascism,"asJames AmericanstateinIran,andaturbulent,ravaged,
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TheMaryWashingtonBullet April26,2007
Uggs Live On In Students' Closets
ByKAYBOATNER
StaffWriter townwearsthemeverywhere,insideoroutside." anyUggs,real
Althoughshe'sadevotedfanofUggs,Cle- ornot.
usknidneUrbMoheoWrtbaejfdutenrainoardnohJtaahpmehriaezoavrCedlrleyhveterhnrgsoehwrosulordnueerm.mshaegTeehpse- vtsaoeiondkg."eMor"vyTewhrfaertsneh,esshauUlmrlapMornifWsyaeeadcsrou,amdtdmneuhonno,oiwnteyevq.euwrioycrkoelnyethtaehnmed,b"tohosethiser utfnhoioostuSewghxeh,eaerpstkhiaeliny-s
pileoffurryfootwearkeepsgrowinguntilfive motherwerewearingthem." tend to be
pairsofbrown,scuffedbootshavebeendeposited Clevenger'sownmotherdoesinfactowntwo wornmorefre-
ontoherfloor. pairsofUggboots. Hersisterownsfourand quently by
"They'reallrealUggs,"saysClevenger. "1 evenherfatherhasapair. women. That
don'twearfugs." "We'relikethehappylittleUggfamily,"she hasn'tstopped
skin"Ubgogost"simsaanugefnaecrtiucrteedrmbyformaanstyylecoomfpsahneieeps- jokeTs.he"CWleevwenegaerr'tsheamreanl'lttthheetoinmley."Ugg-wearers gvouiycsing fthreoimr
today.TheshoeswerecreatedinAustralianearly around. ppinions on
200yearsagoandtypicallyhaveatannedouter KatieNelson,a20-year-oldjunioratUMW, thecontrover-
asurrefRatceheae.lpruegfgesr,remdadsteylwe,itbhutAufsatkrealUiagngss,heoerpsfkuigns,, jtuhset"mrIeacgleorntetalmdyyy,b"efiscrhasetmeosaniaeds.fatnhiosfptahsettfhaell,cobzuytsIhloeosv.e sBirailaJsnhuoeSnst.ienogerr
serveasacheaperalternativeforthoseona Nelsonnowownstwopairs,althoughoneof is a fan of
budgTehte.bootswereoriginallyonlywornoutside tbehtetmeritshfaanket,hebuitmpsohsetesrasy.sshelikesherrealUggs tgihrelsb'oostsp.orting
bysurfersasawaytokeepwarmoutofthe "Youcantotallytelladifferencebetweenthe "Ifthey're
water. Itwasn'tuntilthelate1990sthatnon- realonesandthefakeones. Therealoneshave wornwiththe
surfersbegantodontheshoesoutdoors. bettersheepskin,sothey'resofter,"shesaid. right outfit,
Forward-thinkingfashionistasrecognizedthe Nelsonplanstoaddtohercollectionbypur- they can be
pmootreentifarleqouefnttlhyedbuoroitnsgatnhdeebaerglyan20t0o0'wse.arthem chasDiensgpiatteletahsteofnaectmtohraetptahier.bootscontinueto htohte.m," I slaiykse
Thenewmillenniummarkedadramaticspike enjoymassiveamountsofmediaattentionand Stenger.
inthefootwear'spopularityoutsideofAustralia. highsalesfigures,fashionindustryinsidershave "Plus, they
AmericancelebritieslikePamelaAndersonand declaredthebootstobe"over." lookmorecomfortablethanheels." creased 15percent to $304.4 million versus
KateHudsonarecreditedwithmakingtheboots Ina2004editionofTheWashingtonPost, DeanRazavi,a21-year-oldsenior,disagrees. $264.8millionin2005. For2007,theirestimated
apartoftheU.S.'sfashionlandscape. washingtonpost.comFashionEditorJanetBennett "I don't understand the obsession," says earningspredicttheywillmakeevenmoremoney
Salesfiguresshowthatcelebritiesweren'tthe declaredthatUggboots"havehadtheirdayin Razavi. "Andgirlswearthemwithskirts,too. thanlastyear.
onlyonesbuyingtheboots. In2003,following thesun." Andjustlastyear,acomicstrippub- What'supwiththat? It'seithercoldoritisn't." Salesfigureslikethesedonotrepresentafad-
anadvertisementontheOprahWinfreyshow, lishedintheNewYorkDailyNewsdepicting Controversyaside,noonecannegatethefact ingfad,butDecker'srecognizesthefactthat
UggssalesforAmerica'sprimaryUggproducer, starletLindsayLohanwearingapairoftheboots thatthebootshavealreadymadeasignificantim- theirboots,likemanyother"it"items,maynot
bDyeckaelrm'ossOtut5d0o%ortCoor$p.11i0nGmoilleltiao,n.CA,Sihnecerpesaksiend cstayrlriiste]dwtohueldcalpettiLonoh"aansriufnRaarcohuenldZwoeaeri[nLgohUagng'ss pcaocnttroanditchteinfgashifoanshwioornld.maAgnadziwnietshsaalnedsfiogtuhreesr retaiInntthheeiirrc2u0rr0e6ntfipnoapnucliaarlityr.eport,thecompany
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Clevengerisamongthosewhoboughtboots bootshavehadtheir15minutesoffame. In2006,Decker'sdoubledtheirUggstyle
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Cheers To Cheap Beers: The Best Deals In Town
BySTEFANIESKYandLYZAHERTZ
AssistantFeaturesEditorandStaffWriter $1pitchersforstudentsandmilitary.
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Brock's:Brock'sindowntownFredericksburghasa
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Choosing Campus UMW's Got Love For Uggs
Christain Groups
iUGGS,page4 ThecompanycancountonClevengerto
keepbuying,whetherthey'repushingboots
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TheMaryWashingtonBullet April26,2007
Entertainment
Away
Gracin Croons the Evening
BySARABAHRAINI Alltendenciestorockaside,therewasno
StaffWriter doubtthatallofthebandmemberswerestill
countryatheart.
UniversityofMaryWashingtonstudentsand "All ofthesemusicianshereonstageare
localresidentshead-bangedandhoed-downto from Virginia," Gracin said, introducing his
former"AmericanIdol"musicianJoshGracin bandmembers."Theonlyonethat'snot,isthis
onWednesday,April18. guyrighthere,"hesaid,pointingtothegui-
InspiredbycountrygreatslikeGarthBrooks, tarist."He'sfromNashville,andthat'sokay!"
Joe Diffie, George Strait and Randy Travis, Thecrowdcheered.ThefloorofGreatHall
Gracinwasafourth-placefinalistduringthe shookasthepackedcrowdnoddedanddanced
secondseasonoftherealitytelevisionmusic tothemusic.Tohavecalledthecrowdenthusi-
competition.Hedrewatremendouscrowd. asticwouldbeanunderstatement.
"Ticketssoldout,"saidjuniorGiantProduc- "Thecrowdgotreally,reallyintoit,"McGin-
tionsstaffmemberMeghanCoyle."Wehadto nesssaid. "Peoplearoundmewerejustlike,
starFtocrrosmsainngypeUopMleW'shandswithmarkers." 'I'mgoingtocry.'" •Throughout
students, the arrival 44 the concert,
owfasaacoburnetartyhmoufsifcrieasnh Among[thebandmem- Gevrearcyinkintdhreowf
ariorckfbraonmdstthheatutsyupail- bers]wasafiddlerwhocalled mfermoomrta-bsihilritsaand
callyhitthecampus himselfAerosmith, determined drumsticks to
eachyear.Theshow guitar picks,
wassettobeginat9 toprovethattheviolincould into the audi-
p.m.,butanendless ence.
lineoffansgathered bemetal }} Gracinsangin-
outsideofGreatHall spirationalsongs
for tickets, and the about courage
doors opened at 8 andloveandhis
p.m. performancewasenergeticandpassionate.
"I'mreallythrilledthattheyfinallybrought Thebandannouncedthattheremaybea
a country singer here," said country fan Blacksburgbenefitshowintheworksforthis
StephanieMcGinness,ajunior. fall, dedicated to the victims ofthe recent
Uponlisteningtothemusic,itbecameun- shootingsatVirginiaTech.Thebanddonned
clearwhethertheperformancewasarockshow VirginiaTecht-shirtsandstickersontheirin-
or a country concert. While Gracin's down- struments,includingtheribbonsthatwereon
homevocalstyleandlyricsweresignatureof salebystudentsneartheEagle'sNest.
thecountrygenre,hisbandrockedandrolled. GracinwasraisedinWestland,Michigan.He
Amongthemwasafiddlerwhocalledhim- startedplayingmusicinhighschool,andupon
selfAerosmith,determinedtoprovethatthevi- graduation,hejoinedtheUnitedStatesMarine
olin could be metal, and a bassist with a Corps.
mohawk. Theband'sedgy style even got the Afterhisappearanceinthesecondseasonof
non-countryfansintheaudiencetappingtheir "American Idol," Gracin's self-titled debut
toes. albumwentgoldin2004.Hissecondalbum,
"Honestly,Icametotheshowformywife," "AllAboutYa'll,"issetforreleaseinstoreson
saidFredericksburgresidentRobGrandon."I'm May1.
notarealbigfanofcountry,butI'menjoying
myself." Imagecourtesyofamericanidolworship.com
Devil Goat Day To Raise Spirits Today
ByLENAMOSES-SCHMITT CoppsandhisfriendTerryKing,andaccordingto
StaffWriter anonlinepostonthe"Bullet"websitemadeby
Copps,theydescribethemselvesas"trippyindie
TodaymarkstheannualDevilGoatDay,a rock."They'veplayedattheBlackCatinWash-
long-standingtraditionofclasscompetitionhere ington,D.C.andhavealsoreceivedradioplayon
attheUniversityofMaryWashington. Washington'sZ104.
Startedspontaneouslyinthe1920's,DevilGoat Grave-RobbingExtravaganzaandAttackPen-
Dayusedtobeayear-longcompetitionbetween guinwonfirstandsecondplace,respectively,at
thefreshmenandjuniors,knownasGoats,andthe theBattleoftheBandslastsemester.
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thatitislikeacarnival,"saidfreshmanClass "Freshmenshouldgetexcitedtogobecauseof
CouncilorganizerKellyCaldwell. allthethingsweareoffering.Therearetonsoffree
Fun-spiritedcompetitionsbetweentheDevils giveawaysandfoodtogoaround."
andGoatsthisyearwillincludearockwall,glad- Caldwellsaid."It'sagreatwaytoseeeveryone
iatorjousting,anobstaclecourse,arodeobulland PtVil font Pmi beforethecrazinessoffinalsbeginandbefore
more. goinghomeforthesummer."
Theeventishugeandisoneofthemost FreshmanElizabethMcAuliffeagrees."There's
belovedtraditionsoncampus,drawingover600 Apmaa» aooT notalotofopportunitiesforthewholeschoolto
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said. Council.AlthoughGianthadpreviouslybooked Extravaganzawillbeplayinginstead.
Andreally,whodoesn'twanttoseetheirroom- theindiebandArmyofMetoplay,theyhadto AttackPenguinismadeupofUMW'sWill
Soup Stock an Opportunity to Relax
ByANDYDRAKE "WewerejuststartingtoformSOUP,and spokeonimportantprogressiveissues.Political outwithfriends,eatsomefreefoodandjustrelax
StaffWriter thoughtitwouldbecoolifeveryonewasin- ScienceprofessorRosalynCooperman-Korffde- forafewhourswasexactlywhatthiscampus
volved." partmentspokebrieflyaboutthenecessityofgiv- needed.
I'dliketosaythatsomethingincrediblehap- It'snosurprisethenthatthevegetarianfood ingtheDistrictofColumbiarealrepresentationin
penedinthefirsthalfhourofthefirstannual wasgonebeforeIarrived.SOUPhaditsgenesisin Congress.
SOUP(StudentsOrganizedUnitedforProgress) ASTC. Next,SociologyprofessorDebraSchleefgave
festival.Unfortunately,Idon'thaveanyideawhat "Wewerethinkingthroughsomelongterm someinterestinginformationonFredericksburg's
happenedbecauseIwasstuckintraffichelping plansandthoughtitwouldbegoodtojointogether homelesspopulation,andalsospokeabouttheim-
somecar-lessanarchistsbuysomeblackspray thevariousprogressiveclubsoncampus,"Sierra mediatenecessityformorelowrenthousing
paintsotheycouldputsomecircle"A's"ontheir said."Itmakessensebecausewhileweeachfocus acrossthecountry.
tie-dyedt-shirts. ondifferentindividualissues,manyofusstillhave Lastly,AnthropologyprofessorJasonJames
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thesightthatgreetedmewasoneoftheUniversity Intheend,thegroupsthatjoinedwere:ASTC, wakeoftheVirginiaTechtragedy.
ofMaryWashington'smostenjoyableeventsinre- LaborRightsClub,PRISM,InvisibleChildren, Thefewpeoplethatstuckaroundfortheentire
centmemory.BetweentheVirginiaTechshoot- StudentsHelpingHonduras,EcologyClubandthe festival'sfourhoursweretreatedtoaspeechand
siintgusa,tipoonowritwheaPtrheesird,enitmFpreanwdlienyg,UfiMnaWlshaansdbetehne dAannicmealatRtihgehtfsesCtilvuabl,.mostofwhomwereinatten- dmiesmcbusesrioonftwhietEharJtohhnLibWeardaeti,onaFnroanltl,eagendenfvoirrmoenr- TOCMreaAmoTf O
aprettydepressingplacetobe. ManyofUMW'snotablebandsperformed,in- mentalgroupthatisonAmerica'slistofdangerous SOUP
AllthatchangedonFriday,April20,whenthe cludingFunkosaurusRex,GraveRobbingExtrav- terroristorganizations,despitehavingneverkilled
suncameoutofhiding,peoplestartedtie-dying aganzaandTereuTereu,allofwhomreallyhelped anyone.
theirt-shirts,andthebandsstartedsettingup.In usherinthewarmweatherwithsomeawesome BecauseWadespentthreeyearsinprison,he 4003
theend,whatstartedasapartyfortheprogressive tunes. wasabletotelltheaudiencefirsthandwhatitwas
campusgroupsbecameamuch-neededreminder Soupstockalsohostedthefirstpublicperform- likebeingchargedwithafederalcrime.Thedis-
tothewholeschoolofwhatit'sliketojusthang anceofNoGrapes,whichconsistedofjuniors cussionthatfollowedhelpedshedsomelighton
outandhavesomefun. BrianOgleand LewisKopenhafer,whoplayed thetruenatureofradicalpoliticalmovementsin
"WegottheideawhentheAnarchistSocial somesweetguitarriffsthatreallyhelpedmellow thiscountry.
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