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" I MealPlans IronMaiden Bull Page6 Page6 Volume 80, No. ! Sorving the Mary Washingtpn Coi11111LlIlity sinee 1922. September 21. 2006 Frawley Athletic Makes Director Changes Speaks ByKATYBURNELL ByKATYBURNELL AssistantNewsEditor AssistantNewsEditor The week before students returned the Ed Hegmann, the University ofMary UhsncFineoresniamwivIwmfoneilpurrrarensseatyiifsdtitimmyvdayaieennj,o-ninoftpsor.atMugrFaunearnrctamdyeiweeodrlWnmteaapoyisklnhiaaiwnndnhsdgdgearttatetosasonihstl,eehredeeDdrroteU.rofngeWptiarivhlnreleaierlnzdUsiseitaMtomytW'ahtJssoe. 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NinaMikhalevsky,inhernewpositionas vicepresidentofstrategyandplanningisa member ofFrawley's core group ofsenior ByAMALOMER InhisAug.24StateoftheUniversityAddress Frawleyhasthusfarhadawarmreceptionby advisors. StaffWriter to faculty, administration and students, he faculty. Mikhalevsky, who worked with Frawley expressedaneedformultifunctionalresidential "Heseemsopentohavingallfacetsofthe duringhisdeanshipattheColumbianCollege SophomoreJeremiahKarrshasasuggestion housing, which would encompass workout Universityandthesurroundingcommunityplay ofArtsandSciencesatGeorgeWashington for the new University ofMary Washington rooms,computerlabsandwirelesscoffeehouses. aroleindeterminingwherewearegoingand University said her job is to facilitate president: Healsosaidfacilitiessuchasthelibraryand how we will be gettingthere," said Stephen communication and coordination between "My ideal president would turn the performingartsareasareoverdueforastructural Fuller,biologyprofessorand presidentofthe differentareasoftheadministration. Undergroundbackintoabar,"hesaid. facelift. Frawley would also kke to see the facultysenate. "SomebodyaskedmeoncewhatIsawmy While PresidentWilliam Frawleydoesnot University develop public and private In his speech, Frawley also addressed the job as. As anadministrator, myjob isto intendonrestoringanybarsoncampus,hesays partnershipsoff-campus,creatinganopportunity University's well-knowndiversity issue. "The SeeFRAWLEY,page2 hMeakewoovuelrd:lHiokemetoEdbirtiinogn"atottohuechUniovfer"sEitxyt.reme ofofrUsMtuWde.ntstoconnectwithcommunitiesoutside SeeADDRESS,page8— UMW . Ray Suarez Speaks at LatinoIdentitiesMonth Highlights — 9/25 There will be an Internship Panel "News Hour" Senior Correspondent Will andprofessorswillbeabletoengageinatopic Discussion regarding internship opportunities that has become part of mainstream news: serving the Spanish-speaking community. 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"You want an administrative structure to leaders conceded yesterday that the substanceandcoreof Vice President for enhanceandfacilitatetheleadershipstyleofthe trTUcoenhhfiaeeotnyrrecemdeicsntSlsttaoaaewftadeafasret/encuMcordeemnexepaidradcle,otohhnaeebtgionrrsldaoieetnavrtsee.te-ntftih—oiimrormnAditghPteoroafayteibtaiohrln.el wnbbceeehaffvamoFoeterrrreea.tIwo"'lmUeMbyeiMekdWnho,ainlg"etdvhsosheankarieysed atuRmBhnuoepadsrymteiebnrsWieemdsefreesointorntmsfiaetansblrodeicnt-pkiarmFsoeokriwsnnifastatdoshanerflcncfyetea, cpsplHarrreeieeeardssad.eiiteddereedsynn"httoPia,,rpuesasssontithrdydatulehvecahn,tetetu''rhsseiaswAdthnoghvadioaeteantrlrgyshsw,esooonduhdmiiilfesddft,he"hvraiaiedsMdnniivgtokanhhnd,itiacsfylaefpeneevrdoteshwnakhottnye,f SanFrancisco,Calif:OnWednesday, was no unifying WilliamAnderson. butthestructurehehasimplementedispretty Ctahuoetmopmstaaaknteeyrso,faniCdnaclliuftdohirennigaGteshneueerdFaolrsidxMMomotatojroosrr ptreaon"psHlleaetrijonoabltifsoigtgeoutrbhere.ir"n,g" mheemWbeiwenarsstoofcskaesnskiaeoirddsatsatfaof rsitnagTndhoaefradod.tv"hiesrorasdmarieniRsotsraetmoarrsyinBaFrrraaw,lienyt'esrismevniicoer . 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"It makesme Career Services in addition to StudentLife, "competeforresourcesfromthesamesource." aboutwhethertheUnitedNationsshould uncomfortable to know that I'm now addressed Hegmann'sconcernsinane-mail. "The word competition carries with it a dceocnltiinneudetioncitosmpmreenste.nt—forWmP.U.S.officials nsoutbAstehhrlaveviteeinctHdteoirgtemhcaattonrunsni'astt."loetvheelrsocfhoaoclcseswshowedried CHshteuigdremincatonasnfafiadiwrhoseuulmwdbarseflsalecane.s"it"icveomtiontgheucnhdalelrentghees cnthoeengatetiqinuvuaeetictooonntnrhoeetartaet,a"liloCnohfitrhmiaytcoduosneaiistdsn.,'tn"enMewyeadgsotwaoelleinlstaetsro Afghanistan: NATO forces killed envious of the previous administrative "Change can be disconcerting especially old,fairlyandequitablyandtokeepthebigger trslheooeauudtgiehhlrlelserygnaclal1pnl,aa0rra0tc0o"ttoiaTfccastlittcihrabealadnedceoifsufeinhagtethrl.typ"e,irnHsgionwtioenwvfheutarnh,tde tssoatirdwu".coTtrh"urekTeyh.d'eivyreecfttoolulydndwmietithhditofhfweiclPurultecskaiydne1dnwtfa,r"susHttoreagbteimnaagbnltneo wssfauehipwede.nrwveiites"okirDns,cu"lr[utidhneagtsChwaiterhn'ieevcsweoe adUpiocntuwirheavti'ensrmbi1sensidtttfhoyart.tw"hee1 tnmhaeeienditnasoiunfrcgmoenontcrryeolatnordvoeoNrpAsthTetOoregiesisotinan.bld—iesshpWePraantde ghaodHtbheergeomunagdhnonandesdaiiitnditohnheaelpaplsratey,feerarsnrdoedfhebtuherexepawruaecsyrsaectdyhi.tn"hgiss bHIeeehgnamvaweonrnrkeiltnahgtaetdtoigtteotmhueDsrrt]. 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StaffWriter Forsome,however,Seacobeckstillhassome improvingtodo. For senior Carolina Funkey, brunch at "Thefirstweek,1wasinlovewithSeaco," SeacobeckHall hasalways beenher favorite saidfreshmanMoYousuf."ThenIhitawalland mealattheUniversityofMaryWashington,but thefoodjustgetsdullandboringafterawhile." thisyearitjustgotalotsweeter. Otherchangesthatcamefromresidenthall "WhenIwalkedintherewasawholetableof meetings were changes in the meal plans. pastries,"Funkeysaid."Ithoughttheywerejust Through negotiations between the University leftoversfromsomeevent,butafterthe next and Sodexho, the block plan for UMW weekend,IrealizedthatthiswasthenewSeaco apartmentandcommutingstudentswentfrom.85 brunch.Theyreallyaresteppingitupthisyear." to90mealsandtheSuperMealplan,whichcan ThenewdesserttableatSundaybrunchisjust onlybeusedatSeacobeckadded15mealsinthe oneofmanychangesthatSodexhomanagement falland25mealsinthespringthatstudentscan hasmadethisyearaftertalkingwithstudents useattheEaglesNest. abouttheirconcernswithon-campusdining. "Studentsaresocialanimals," Deringsaid. John Dering, general manager ofdining "Theywanttobewiththeirfriends,soweadd services, explains recent changes cameabout thosemeals[tothesupermealplan]tobenefit after him and Kori Koenig, director of thosefolks." operations,wentaroundtoresidencehallson Anewunlimited ninemeal plan wasalso campuslastyearandtalkedwithstudents. addedtotheoptionsforstudents. "Oneofthethings studentsexpressedwas AccordingtotheUMWWebsite,"Thisplan thatforthosethatstayedoncampus forthe offersninemealsperweekthatcanbeusedin weekend, they wanted something special for anymealperiodalongwithmultiplemealsin brunch,"Deringsaid."Becausewehadfeedback anyonemealperiod.Ifallyourmealsarenot from students, we knew how to make the usedduringtheweek,theywillrolloverintothe Daniel Ceo/Bullet studentshappyandIthinkwedidthat." followingweek.Anyunusedmealswillremain LinescontinuetobelongandhecticattheEaglesNest, especiallyduringthe AccordingtoDering,studentsalsoexpressed untiltheendofthesemester." peakhours,from 10a.m.to2p.m.GeneralManagerofdiningservices,Joe cstoantcieornnwaabsoutadmdoerdetmoeattheanddaisloyadmiennaetrcamrevniun.g negTothieatliaosntscwhaasngcehatnogecsominemaebaolutalflroowmancreecsenatt Deringsaysthisistoppriorityonthefix-itlist. 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"Lastyear,wehadaconstantflowofstudents sauteedtogether. atelunchoncampusthandinnerlastyear,"said Alongwithnewchangesinmealallowances, from 10a.m. to2p.m.,butitwasgradual," JuniorChrisBadolatohasnoticedthechanges Koenig."Sobyincreasingthelunchallowance, the number of meal deals available has Koerig said."Thisyear, itseemsstudentsare inSeacobeck'sfood. ithasabetterimpactformorestudents." increased.Thereisoneateachstationandthey leaving class and walking straight to lunch. "Ihaven'tnoticedmanychangestotheNest, According to Koenig, most students have will switch every few weeks, according to We'regettingthoseoutofclasshits." butI'mprettysureSeacobeckhasgottenbetter," beenhappyaboutthechanges.SophomoreColin Koenig. Badolato said. "The chicken teriyaki is Turnerisjustoneexample. 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Duleyhasdrivenhiscarnearly200,000milessincehefinishedit in1976.ThecarhasbeentoCalifornia,Reno,Nevada,Daytona FloridatothefamousBonnevilleSaltFlats. Unlikemosthot- rodders,Duleyletsthecarshowitsmileage,arefreshingchange inaworldwheremostofthecarsspendtheirlivesontrailersand ingarages. Whatismostimpressiveaboutthisparticularshowisthewide arrayofvehicles.AnalloriginalModelT,stillwearingtheonly colorthecarsevercamewith,black,satthreespacesdownfrom Ruth and Donald Purks' electric yellow 1966 Ford Mustang notchback. Mr.Purksspentsixyearsrestoringthecartonear originalconditionwithafewtweakshereandthere,likeahot rodded302cubicinchFordV8. "IwouldhavetakenmorepicuresifIhadknownhewasgoing toshowthecar,"RuthPurkssaid. Situated beside the Purks'piece ofAmericana was Kenny Bunivan'smoremodernincarnationofthesamecar,a19855.0 Ford Mustang. Bunivan's black pony wasn't necessarily remarkableforit'smodificationsorrestoration,butbecauseofits ZachBowman/Bullet nearflawlessbodypanelsandpaint,somethingthatishardforany Alate1960'sChevroletCamarositsbesideanadmiredFordFairlane. the Bruce Dickinson, the voice ofthe metal thirdsupplementsthebassline,creatingavisceral compareitstraightuptotheirseminal release juggernaut, and main wallofsound.AMatter Powerslave, or even their penultimate record songwriter/bassist ofLifeandDeathhas DanceofDeath. Everyoneoftheiralbumsislike Steve Harris have itsproudestmomentin achild,anentityconnectedtobutautonomous lived up to their the mammoth epicon fromitssiblingstobeesteemedforitsworthand legacy of producing theimpactofholywars notitsrelativevalue. Althoughthisisn'ttheir ByCHRISTIANTENNEY anthemic, driving "FortheGreaterGood bestwork,it'sstillanIronMaidenalbumwhich StaffWriter songs. "The ofGod." 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Ifthere's onethingthis world needs, it's more Chihuahuas in pink sweaters. 8 The Mary Washington Bullet September 21,2006 ews 4 UMW Emerson To Stay At UMW Pulitzer-WinningProfessor WillRemainAt Receivinganendowmentdoescomewith several weeks after she was awarded the conditions: one ofthem is thepressureto PulitzerPrize. 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AEPsrmsiezorecsiiaontneApwProrionlfeotsfhsetohPriusClilyteazaured.ria ahdrpiileadaftlevpf"ehaieiIaosncrsuuhgetglaothvte,t,bhe"hvoauretEtsburoembnyalehnlwterailhhnvsoieugeownprsng.eacsacspnaraeiIenmdal.taiagtiktnovled;ee uwamEcneomtdere"EiekIevrmr.ese;aosrsmpncsterhouasesnttakiiiieldnlnsn.ygadeibodxaupwntetmdhcceatrntteeetddaiicttatsholiilshnboegewtrseermpnrermigonefaftyegoisternosm,gieaowntnctohacsleo,blpme"yt Since her achievements, Emerson has alumni whodonatethe Emerson'shappiesttime shepreferstokeep private, forgivingher receiveda$50,000payraise;shenowearns money tothe University's foundation. The in herlife was sharedbyoneofthe most thewisdomandtheperspectivetoenjoyher $100,066ayear. foundationtheninveststhemoney. difficult: the death of her only brother accomplishments. Stolen Money Not Frawley Stopping Cheap Seats Addresses Community ByRACHELNANIA hangout." StaffWriter Unlikelastyear,whenthemovieswhereshowninCombsHalland MonroeHall,CheapSeatsismovingbacktoDoddAuditoriumfor thatChsehaopwsSemaotsv,ietsheoUnnicvaemrspiutsytoofsMtaurdyenWtsasfhoirn$gt1o,nh'assfhialdmcaolmamteitsttaeret mosAtccwoeredkienngdst.oCastanien,CheapSeatsdidnotshowmoviesinDodd <ADDRESS,page1 thisyear.Usuallytheclubbeginstoshowmoviestostudentsatthe Auditoriumlastyear,mainlybecauseitwasnewlyrenovatedandthey institutionneedstolookmoreliketheworldaroundus,"he beginningofthesemester,butthisyeartheydidnotshowanymovies weretryingtoprotectit. said. untiltheweekendofSept.15. There were also a lot ofotherevents planned in Dodd that Frawleys proposals will include developing more Accordingtoseniorco-chairofCheapSeats,JulieCastanien,the preventedCheapSeatsfromusingitontheweekends. internationalprogramsandexchangeopportunities,aswellas delayisduetogettingthecluborganizedandhasnothingtodowith ThisyeartheclubisworkingwithDougNoble,thenewdirector programs that target students from low-income and therobberythattookplaceoverthesummer. ofDoddAuditorium,andsofarhavenotrunintoanyproblemswith disadvantagedbackgrounds,encouragingthemtopursuean Thispastsummer,acash-boxcontainingabout him. education. $100wasstolenfromtheCheapSeatsofficein "Wearestillenforcingstrictrulestorespectand SeniorandStudentGovernmentAssociationPresidentJay Office of Student Activities and Community protecttheauditorium,"Castaniensaid."Thereis Sinhaapprovesofthepresident'sapproachtotheUniversity's Service.AccordingtoCastanien,constructionwas nofoodandnodrink,sodon'tbringit.Wehaveto lackofdiversity."OneofthekeytenetsinPresidentFrawley's goingonoverthesummerinOSACS,andallthe keepitoutofthere." speechwastheincreasedstrategyforimprovingdiversityin doorstoalloftheofficeswereconstantlyopen. Inadditiontoshowingweekendmovies,Cheap allaspectsatMaryWashington,"hesaid. "Itcouldhavebeen anyone,"Castanien said. Seatsisalsohelpingoutotherclubsoncampusby "He'sonlybeenhereashorttimebutalreadyinshorttime "Wedon'teven knowwhen itwastaken since co-sponsoringsomeeventsthissemester.OnSept. he'smadeanimpactandIcanseehimmakeanimpactinthe constructionwasgoingonforawhile." 19,theclubwillco-sponsorClassCouncilforthe future.Whatheoutlinedinthespeechwasverypowerful," AccordingtoCastanien,theydidnotfindthe traditionaldriveinmovie. saidSinha. personresponsibleforthestolenmoney,andthereisnocontinuing "[CheapSeats]wascompletelyhelpfulwiththewholeprocess," AccordingtoUniversityofficials,theminorityenrollment investigation. saidsophomorePatrickWhelan,executivevicepresidentofClass forfreshmenthisyearwasjustover11percent. "Havingmoneystolenisfrustratingandupsetting,butit'snot Council."Theyaresoconnectedwiththecompaniesbehindtherights Frawley'splanstocreateamorediversepopulationapplies somethingthatisgoingtosetusbacktoomuch,"Castaniensaid. topurchasetherightstoshowthemovies,thatclasscouncilgetsthem notjusttostudents,butforfacultyaswell."Iwouldchallenge "CheapSeatsisdoingwellenoughthatwewillbeOK.Theonly topurchasetherights.Inreturn,weputtheirnameonsomeofthe the15:1[studenttoteacherratio]programtoberethoughtin problem isthatitmightbehardgettingpeoplechange fortheir publicity." termsofUMW'sneedingtobeaheadofthepedagogical dollar." CheapSeatsisalsolookingintoshowingamovieaboutIndiafor curve,"hesaid,andraisedthepossibilityoftheschoolhiring Despitethedelayinshowingmoviestothewholecampusthis theAsianStudentAssociation'scelebrationlaterinthesemester. professorsinsubjectssuchasChineseandbiophysics. semester, Cheap SeatsdidshowFailureto Launchand Mission NomovieswillbeshowntheweekendofSept.22,butCheap "IampleasedthatPresidentFrawleyistakingthetimeto ImpossibleIIIduringfreshmanorientationweek,and,accordingto Seatswill resumetheweekendofSept.29andwillbeshowing meetwithandlistentostudents,facultyandstaffregarding Castanien,hadadecentlysizedaudience. PiratesoftheCaribbeanIIandX-MenIII-TheLastStand. theirimpressionsofMaryWashingtonandtogetideasabout "IliketheideaofnewmoviesoncampusandIwouldgotomore However,unlikeinpastyears,theywillnotbeshowingamatinee. thedirectionthatthecampuscommunitywouldliketosee thisyearifonethatinterestsmeisbeingshown,freshmanJessica "[Matinees] compete too much with other events going on MaryWashingtongointhefuture,"saidAssociateProfessor Wallace, whoattendedtheCheapSeatsmovies duringfreshman throughout the day, especially this year with the presidential of Psychology David Kolar, who also served on the orientation,said."Itgiveseveryonesomethingtodoandaplaceto inauguration,"Castaniensaid. presidentialselectioncommittee. WiththeUniversity'snew$80millionbudget,Frawley describedtheschool'sfinancialstateas"solid."Theschool Peace Corpsat preercceeinvtedinacre$a2s2eomvielrlitohnelsatsatteallaopcpartoiporniaatnidonl,arwgehsitcphercisenata3g5e UniversityofMaryWashington incFreraaswelienythealsstoate.noted the school's strong standing, mentioning its sixth place—ranking among southern Tuesday, September26 institutions in the Universities Master's category in the upcomingU.S.NewsandWorldReport.Toimproveonthis Information Table rthaenkiUnnigvaernsdiattyt'rsactunmdoerregrsatduudaenttes,dFergareweleyprporgorpaoms,edwuhpidcahtihneg 11:00a.m. -2:00p.m. described as "pretty conventional." He would like to Woodard CampusCenter implement more undergraduate research, living learning communitiesandglobalstudy. 4I:n3f0orpm.amt.io-n5:30p.m. gclraasHdsu,eatUwieMonntWraothneasst.oBaspappsereaodkxioamnbaotsuettlatytihsaetincUsn8i7fvreporemsrictteyhn'etserrneettteeernnittniigoonn2r0aa0nt3de WoodardCampusCenter,RedRoom and"Iaf7y6ouperscteundtygtrhaedsueatfiiognurreaste.andrelatedonescloselyand PeaceCorps. over time, and lookat other measures you will note a Liteiscalling Don'tmissthisopportunitytotalkwithaPeaceCorpsrecruiterand relativelyconstantperformance,"saidFrawley. Howfirwi*you90? returnedVolunteerfromtheKingdomofNepal. ThisisPeaceCorps' Thoughhefeelsthesefiguresarecomparabletoother 800.4248580 firstvisittothecampusthissemesterandit'sageattimefoiyouto publicliberalartscolleges,hewantstoseefirsttosecondyear learnmoreabouttheexperienceofalifetime.Findouthowtoput retentionratesincreasebyfivetosevenpercent,andsecond yourcollegedegree,experienceandenthusiasmtorpeopletoworkin tothirdyearratesby10percent.Healsoadded,"Weneedto developingcountriesaroundtheworld. recruit students more strategically and effectively inour traditionalareasandnewones." Since1961.145MaryWashingtongraduateshaveservedin Throughout his address, Frawley made comparative PeaceCorps-willyoube»146? referencestootherstateuniversitiessuchasGeorgeMason, Christopher Newport and James Madison. 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Interdisciplinaryin natureandteam-taught,thiscourse,byrakingadvantageOffauniqueculturaland academic resourcesthat existinthe Svi capitalcities, providesstudentswith unmatchedopportunitiestorstudyandlearning Studentswillbeaskedtoreadfrom textsthatcontainmaterialspertinenttotheintellectual,cultural,economic,and political contributions the five capital cities have made to European history Studentswillalsoliavctheopportunitytoattendanartisticperformanceinseveral ofthecitiesandassesstheartisticcontributionsofthesocietieswithvisitstomajor museums THEFACULTY-Aninterdisciplinary facultyteachthecourse. 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