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The Bowdoin Orient BowdoinCollege,Brunswick,Maine September9,2005 TheOldestContinuouslyPublishedCollegeWeeklyintheU.S. VolumeCXXXV,Number 1 President Blue Angels roar overhead Students respond Mills in Katrina's wake recovers byAnneRiley toevacuateNewOrleansfromthe OrientStaff start.Aftertalkingtohisparentson the first night and learning that Millsovercomesprostate ForthesevenBowdoinstudents power was out. Brown went 24 cancerandpreparesfora efrrsomfNroemwOsrulreraonusndainndgaadroezaesn,otthhe- ehnotusrsmwainthaoguetdcontotaccta.llWhaeganinh,istphaery- successfulacademicyear effectsofHurricaneKatrinamaylast wereabletotellhimthatthecitywas a lifetime. Many members ofthe in"seriousturmoil"beforethecon- byEvanKohn Bowdoincommunity,however,are nectioncutout. OrientStaff findingthemselves feelinghelpless "Whenmyunclecametopickmy tyoafhCasdAdBorttouauhseoaiofoondeitillarmtveuIHnnAdyPsuadgh,enes,fvorrotontreeteposueoonfnha.nesda"tcnasutengd"oalirIhctiacomsdettdehsotetKe,aeimw,MakhsrtimdneoesaMeaebtfoextMaoninrhsaortpnnrfniluetgocrheetcetllBralktnecuchlsavlfsorgtCotneesorettootdfsxtrirhhrrlIaehstcnu,yygBeaaSfloernaenhvosmooeoryldeapwiesMolgoyuwplnserlnuoieldsrvfeedoerrdlrrsoounrecdeoawlechsrkwcgesaesicethtciayedptaaoyehnlnaw,nwuhlptledvtonihgrteeelruiebcutatheenaluerhssh,n,schteursycuetuateo.s-iaaMMrhshnaplbenwfniigutacllereetlcslaeteahtresehlioilerrihieayse-nsn.ssyf-r.-tI HafiteerBnoloune.ASnegeetlhsepmrapcetrifcoedrmthaetitrhifsowremeakteinodn'saEbavoiarvneshKtoohwhe.n,QDeButoaawiddlso,yienpsatOgereride5na.ty tpbattfblwyVUiCOanihsrhrehnwoaoerapnniooagrotoalSWudzed"tsmttvou.ensioWkohhiuwruwatepktpieienwahcgnoe'hnrargnthlihenish0eernhnoonteh9fetkldtNmahfwvcfahsaas,ddeeneoeehenodaicserprdderohytsfawastflerdaehiioaoetiiiarooesvdarsvOhumnomtarJea.tlarrien.hiVncefbulclseltknrahPdieieauorooVyonaenzndelaruafattwdlentnoatpzrstlatt,ssrceewa,iphhhoHtt,eosatdceeaoeeoitralfskttrlrsvtrsoulftaewhiwpeeeyBhbstaaeoea2raocgeeoetrtrsnde0ltefdnkohnooetc-ekaki1efshindtyww.atttt,whneo,heoyhinn0iead"esa.omavn0drtlcartfe0ewdNfhmwoGS-,feoceeoiouuhuoietlennrrstulnelolyhlaswt-thtdedir,lefftt atabsFPmwptpnsetlrriaaro'aaroinaveiltgietieercead""mTeeliddsecIkecPddchlbh.Mitnem,ueaDie'ieebdtttNlaearetsoeecsolrcntbeBhheacnnyhis.eoeiurr.intijwtnttdpeaaoumoggyhtiosabswaBrtofttcsfstitnfnoOrarhuophnhaAu,'lrrpolhraeeecBcloswrepuystmytaa.euiyosctustdtautittrlerdpeolhncefhtelhifMtetensasaofymteoiutnflmuicmlribhldRitiaolcceyeetnilounsutkyhaamlnAy.bdrru,ttin.agdaagfitn"nogccvivb"ehadeidokwaruese$vcWiemniya,4etlasepmt"cnn,podrKshwuedtid0gimaayoeeunmne0,thscuvcsagtt"ie0ashliaaslhhwntvioins,dheleetyeed"g--r-eyan ear"liOenrethoifswtheeeka.mazingthingsabout When walking around campus, contactwithhisfamily,whorefused PleaseseeKATRINA,page2 parroesatvaatielacbalnecetrodiesatlhawtitmhaint,yaonpdtnioenws pMie.lolpslesaiadrehestgieltlswtahetcfheienlginghtihma.t Air station marked for closure onesareinventedeveryday,"Mills "Cancerisaveryscarythingand said."Italkedtoalotofphysicians, peoplegetappropriatelyconcerned didalotofinvestigation,Imademy aboutit,"saidMills. byBobbyGuerette choiceandformeitseemstohave OrientStaff beentherightchoice." PleaseseeMILLS,page4 Although the soundsofmilitary Class of 2009 now part planesbuzzingoverheadarefamiliar to today's students, the skies over Bowdoinwillbesildhtinthefuture. of Bowdoin community ReaOlnignmAeungtusatnd 2C4l,osurtehe(BRBAaCs)e Commissionvoted7-2toclosethe BrunswickNavalAirStation(BNAS). byAnneRiley HallandWestHall,willbeformally President George W. Bush now OrientStaff named in the near future. Last holdstheBRAClist,whichincludes spring,theBoardofTrusteesvoted basesthroughouttheUnitedStates. Afterreceivingarecordnumber tonameoneofthenewdormsin Bushcanchoosetorejectitinits of applications last spring, the honorofBernardOsher'48,aMaine entirety by September 23, though Collegehassuccessfullymatriculat- nativeandphilanthropistwhoseSan mediaaccountsindicatethatheisnot edthemostdiverseclassinitshisto- Francisco-basedfoundationcollabo- expectedtodoso.Ifheacceptsit, rFyi,nansaciidalDAeiadnRiocfhaArddmSitseeslieo.ns and rcaotuenstrwyittho iunncivreerassietitehseaqcuraolsistythoef CenotnigrreelsisstmOtahyerwcihsoeo,seitbteocroemjeecstltawh.e DrewFulton,BowdoinOrient appWliictahntsantocuonnpsriedecre,detnhteeOdffi5c,e02o6f ehadsucbateieonnaavgaielnaebrloeustocaodnutlrtisb.utOosrhetro oriUgnindaelrtphleanD,epBarNtAmeSntwoofuDledfenhsaev'es TheNavalAirStationisscheduledforcompleteclosureby2011. Admissionsacceptedmorestudents theCollege. stayedasanactivemilitaryfacilitybut thispastAprilthaninrecentyears, Nodecisionhasyetbeenreached wouldhavebeenseverelydownsized. Brunswickwillloseapproximately effect ofclosure on the Midcoast resultinginthesizeofthefirstyear astothenameoftheseconddorm. ClosureofBNASwillbegradual, 2,700 militarypersonnel and more regionwillbesignificant. dcelnatsss.increasingfrom471to478stu- "alTuhmesrewemamyaybewaontthetroinmapmoertatnhte w3iOtrhicoonmpslqeutaidornonssetthfaotrc2u0r1re1n.tTlhyecaPll ttohatne6s0t0imcoinvyiligainvpeonsiattionBsR,AacCcorhdeianr-g impParcetsiedxetnetndsBatrorByowMdiolilns.said the To accommodate the increased buildingafter, otherhistorical fig- Brunswickhomewillberelocatedto ings.Addthousandsofdependentsof numberoffirstyearsduringtheren- ures we migh—t want to name the Jacksonville,Florida. militarypersonnel,andtheeconomic PleaseseeAIRSTATION,page5 ovationsofHydeandAppletonhalls buildingafter it'stooearlytosay," (Csoelelegreelarteecdentsltoyryc,onpsatgruect3e)d,ttwhoe ParbeosuitdpeentopBlaerwryhoMiclalrsesaabiodu.t'tThheicsoli-s Orient changes printers, order new first-year dormitories on the lege,itisnotaboutmoney." comerofCollegeandSouthStreets. Thedorms,tentativelycalledEast Pleasesee2009,page5 Readersmaynoticechangesin opinion, highlightingtheOrient's pagefileswillnowbesentdigital- INSIDE thisyear'sfirstissueoftheOrient. commitmenttobalancedandunbi- lytotheCentralMaineNewspapers Mostnotably, thenewspaperwill asedreportinginitsnewspages. whentheyarereadyforprint. now be printing two additional Afteryearsofprintingwiththe Finally, an official editorial Features color pages in the center ofthe BrunswickTimeRecord,theOrient boardwillnowberesponsiblefor paper. establishedanewprintingagree- thecontentoftheweeklyeditorial - Enjoyatripdown TheOpinionsection,previously mentwithAugusta'sCentralMaine intheOpinionsection. memorylanewiththe inthemiddleofthepaper,cannow Newspapers,thepublisherofThe Theeditorialboardwillconsist befoundintheback.Thisallows KennebecJournal. of the Orient's two editors-in- Orient'sarchives forartfulphotosintheA&Esection The Orient continues to be chiefanditsmanagingeditor,and Page6 tobeprintedincolor. designed by the editors with the each editorial will represent the The change also creates addi- computerprogram Quark Xpress majority view of the editorial tionaldistancebetweennewsand on Thursday nights, though the board. ; September9, 2005 TheBowdoinOrient Hurricane leaves Gulf Coast devastated; Bowdoin students dive into action KATRINA.frontpageI nal problems inNewOrleansthat andtheirfamilies. had been repeatedly overlooked InadditiontoBowdoinCollege's Despitetheimmensescaleofthe before. officialplanofaction,studentgroups disaster,manyaretryingtoremain With organizations nationwide oncampushavecollaboratedinan optimistic andconsiderpossibilities providingrelief,NewOrleansciti- effort to raise money forthe Red foradvancementintheGulfCoast. zenshopetoseeanimprovementin Cross and other organizations that "It'sveryhardtoseethisasan the standard oflife during recon- provideimmediaterelieftohurricane opportunity,"saidBowdoinAdjunct structionandbeyond. refugees. ProfessorofEnvironmental Studies "ThepublicschoolsysteminNew In conjunction with the CSRC, andformerDirectorofCityPlanning Orleans is nothing to be envious membersofHabitat forHumanity, inNewOrleansKristinaFordinan about," first yearAliya Sabharwal CircleK,ResidentialLife,andthe interviewwiththeOrient. said."Thiscouldbeanopportunity African American Society have "You have to clench your fist, tomakerealchange." joinedforcestocreateaprojectenti- becausesomuchsufferinghasgone Bowdoin announced last Friday tled "12 Days of Attention: 12 on.Naturehascreatedasituationthat thatitwillbedonating$30,000to MonthsofImpact." maybewecanuse torebuild with three historically black colleges The12DaysofAttentionincludes nature, not against it. This is an locatedintheGulfCoastareathat aclothingdriveforthefamiliesof opportunitytomakethecityalittle wereaffectedbythestorm.Tougaloo Bowdoinstudents,silentreflectionin morerational." CollegeinJackson,Mississippi,and thechapel, and facultydiscussions New Orleans on the social and officials have " physical implications athnenyounwcileld imptlhea-t "Isuggestthatwemoveeveryone into temporary othfeK1a2tridnaay.sAclotnhcoluugdhe amteinotnsfoofrctehdee1v0a,c0u0-0 housing, fill inall the landas highas the wDiatyh,CBoowmdmooinnGcooomd- peopleleftlivingin French Quarter, and thenrebuild. Itwould munitymembershope ttohetchiety,NaecwcorYdoirnkg have been impossible tosuggest thiswhenIwas taowarseeneestshisanldevaecltioonf cpTilitemyteeshl.yasabObeanencndeocnoetmdh-,e planningdirector, but here's theopportunity." claosmWteii.ntghfoarnmeoxnttehnssivteo DrewFulton,BowdoinOrient poaflbflaienctiooaflismapctmlieaomynentthbaeat tF-ormertD>i.rectoroferCsitymPPlraonfneisnsgori.nKrvNiiestwinxOar^ljFeoarnds ^Npiveaewnnn-iynegOarrlFeoharindsstôrymcitiyn. AMitstseinstsiiopnpibyrepseirdfeonrtmiMnugtiatnylasMtuningfhot'rsdbe'n0e7fikticcoknecderotffattQhuein1b2yDHaoyusseo.f willpreventfuture . ious to join the storms from leaving such lasting rebuildingeffort Houston without shoes. [The Red theCollegeurgesitsfacultyandstu- effFecotrsd. suggested that "we move NUneiwversiOtryleaannds'sXavioewrnUnivDeirlsliatryd I'm"Thhoepyindgon'itsntehaetdwmheennows.omWehoante Cderaolsisn]gwisitahndisotrrgeasnsi.z"ation used to dtehentsBotwodorienmecmobmemrutnhietymewmhboerhsavoef everyoneintotemporaryhousing,fill will use the cashcontributions to realizesthereneedstobeanewplan, Other Maine schools have beenmostpersonallyaffected. inallthelandashighastheFrench rebuildtheirfacilitiesandprograms. theywillthinkofme.Iwouldthenbe respondedindifferentways,withthe "One ofthe reasons I came to Qhuaavretebre,enanidmptohsesnibrleebutiolds.ugIgteswtouthlids thaPtrefsaciudletnytmMeimlblesrsalsforomantnhoeutnhcreede onUtnhteilnemxetnp,laFneo.r"dstronglyencour- Uinn-isvteartseittuyitoifonMaainndeaSwyasvteedm-aopfpfleircian-g BinogwdtohienrisestthatofIkmnyowlIi'lflebeinspNenedw- when I was planning director, but collegesmayapplyforvisitingpro- agesstudentstocontributetoagen- tionprocessfordisplacedstudents, Orleans," sophomore Will Hales here'stheopportunity." fessorships for Bowdoin's spring cies that can provide immediate and Bates College offering free said."I'lldoanythingforthatcity." Likewise, the hurricane brought semester, during which time they relief."Rightnow,that'swhatpeople tuitionforthefallsemester.Although JamesBaumbergerandEvanKohn mediaattentiontopre-existinginter- willreceivehousingforthemselves need Some people showed up in Bowdoinwillnotmatchsuchoffers, contributedtothisreport. State Theatre 609CONGRESSST, PORTLAND s.LiveAtTheStiitc.i BADFISH Limimfc PARANOID SUBLIME me social aue> •* V.. •.^ uiiuniu.M.uUJj Little Feat INTERPOL with boom bip FRI.SEPTEMBER16«8PMISAT.SEPTEMBER17«7t30PM| SEPTEMBER&29*7i30PM [fRf.SEPTEMBER30*7PM| SAT.OCTOBER1•7PM ¥ «*ggc AnBvmUngWtth QueenSiryche THE DEREK £ TRUCKSBAND crtEsm WITHMOFRO INCIDENT mOpienrdactinomne: MY MORNING JACKET 4"^^^ b lUEDESl PM I OCTOT016•7t30#*TT .... QETTICKETSATTHECUMBERLANDCOUNTYCIVICCENTERBOXOFFICE,CALL207-775-3331 ORGOONLINETOWWW.LIVEATTHESTATE.COM •• EOfc. — TheBowdoinOrient September9, 2005 Bowdoin first in food, sixth overall Campus constuction byJamesBaumberger abounds autumn OrientStaff this For the second year in a row, tvBheoeywdUo.ofSi.tnhNeeinwnacstrie&oans'eWsdobreiltsdstRrleiapbneokrriatlngsaurrit-sn EaHsatvianngdjWuessttcoHmaplllse,tetdhe CAPardtemhsieinrdiiesnntetraLtoinofgonlrey.anFdinanTcreeasuraenrd, colTlhegees.College also reclaimed its College tacklesfournew comLamsitttyeedar,tothteheBocuarrrdenotfaTrrcuhsitteeecs- PtphroesiinUtcnieoitntoenadsRSettvhaieteewst.,opacfcooorddisnegrvtioceThien projects thisyear tSiulrvaelttideosfigBnostboyn aMnadchaaudthooriaznedd eBrDPnaaoontvWwmkhiidiodtnsonsghpiasoon.ntaCnoaLClnaotldsiloetevlgdaeeerygcaeeoilafnlmorsrbhtiBashnercoseoewidrUddxe.toStsh.ihcoenofNrweseai9ewnt1ovsdh-,f pcsooauTwmhnepidrusssdsrfoeiafblimClyres"o"sAwtnarheltteireprB,scliopapbwecSorduecriothtnitaolghn-erep.yoptsTitihnigeeehsstcaaaamnnn-ddd sdactcuhoonoerlnd"elswMietpitscrurhtstucaeuihctsoehtnseipw,roro"ewvnofii.vLtcnithooghduneitlognidulrgmreeihynncooogllusvidtaawmsitcaadtito.saoemnn"tdmocOiehonnmnangestacrkeaootre-lotf pnuP8linr9e.ezdIaseensidrudsaBercnneootwrtiedhBndoaattiretrrnthvyhefieoeMrwiiUlmi.ltpwSssio.etrexhtNcxaeepntlrwhcleeesesnsOocrerfeediceaotnhnghtid-e,s opACeWuvupnaraspolttlrkieehmesdatorsPouaontsAobtrlehctHeeoBannlusBsliautstli,rmrdlueaidcnnaittsgnniifdgomaon,err.emtsehHibdteyeei,dinfenagotsrorametneanhdnr-e dmydMeeeeaasTvynri.hetsg"le,noapwbtcmiyoetnthncthetheertthfWBeooahrslaitlknltoiehtnriehalfasisptrasesmtpbtWaseigeelenslniiegaxhoimttnf rankingstotheCollege. Alloftheprojectsareproceed- Rawn Associates. Two major owifmh,p""ooIrahttreahenitstnhakiainndtkhdie"nmPgruaaarsnbetknoitubnstegsBatonaawdkredenosticrulnedegeapanrartlysdy WbriitefhfBalolwtdooniunmfboeordtownoc,edaigeailinnersanfkoredthneusmablaedrDbroaenrweaFriuenltbtonuh,esBynoaawttdiMoooinnualOftrtoieenrn.at twuihinmegntCsoeucnrrhtesoidcfsuh2ePld0oeu0odl7lef,,osirttwhceieotfmhocproltnthecheteeirasotrptnrhmiiaunlnlgsteoha-eft bsdshpuooeinrelotddrl,iys.naghneOdlsnphcteohedueltftdhihneeablpedrdeoejscseioicgmgtnnipnfoigocfrkottuuhhptee attentiontotherankings." 2007, and the final renovationof buildinghasbeenselected,contrac- AC2nm0iomatelhRmhrbeeelyradeslnaiatdbWsneie2drCl1daosllBltliaa,lastaetmrregstemsessopnCceiaootcnllthslilc,teveligettogleuhseystee.iortcnsaha,eenmckweoipinnrdtgei.hs-n vaBfeavorce"MwyuriA,dlalltoglvtyiseehrrnoeayauaslggcsoseohouamropcpffoeeoautsicfritnasotctcfriueoalvdircteneuylt.llyotmoyiwetnehmaertbrieeeynrrgmopssuaoniuoagdrft ethtthxhheaeteBtes'oCanbsiwotedlgds.trltohee"iaagpWtntel.har"aiacantleissaoeIws'wemfaulsduyccoatiitnunhnaagttUbe.eidmS.s.aliTkeNnoeaesdwTitshunh,esge pttaohhlnfeeadT2nhcs0nruie0iexln6nmgofisaivnitaraamsntttutdih-iloeyotdnenaelanarvooteefefBoslrttuo2.ihs0pce-mkspescelnoutbnps.rysotyjtreehuacecrttsseinooidnfs Tarttsoiioh3rovoes0nem0srw-ao.iecsflnoelouatvstbhateecitgoceinsCdncuebartrutnhtiidelshdasiilenPnltvogeeworrilwiaitollhrblpudirifemalepmcdarotitelinusicgr-e.-e scoTrheeanCdolltehgee'psercpeenetragaessoefssfmiersntt- tmoatanlycoofmptehnesmatairoen,youtnhgeerfatcthanthaitn P"rBiensctet3o6n1RCeovlileewge'ssr"ecreanntkliyn-grse.leaTsheed bee"nThaesaurbtjemcutsfeourmdirsecnuosvsaitoinonsihnacse mitTohreiersehnaosvabteieonnoufndfeirrstc-oynesairdedroar-- yceenatrsotfudetnhtesirfrhoimghthescthoopoltenclpaesrs- tsiovmeeeoftfhecetrionnstittuhteiornsanhkaisngas,n"egah-e RCoelvlieegwesmliostvoefdscuhpooltsowfiitrhstthienbtehset cthoensmiidde-r1e9d80asn,dwimthanmyaneyffdoertssignast tiondecades,accordingtoLongley. Tinhcereaasveedrafgreompetheerparsesveisoussmenyetar. saiUd..S. News also recognized camWhpiulsefotohde.campusadministration fund-raising," said Senior Vice- PleaseseeBUILD,page4 basedonanevaluationofBowdoin Bowdoinforitseconomicdiversity. maintainedits 19thspotonthelist by ad—ministrators of other TheCollegerankedninthinalistof thatrecognizesschoolsthat"runlike Warrant issued for schools rose to 4.4 from 4.3 in liberalartsschoolswiththehighest butter,"Bowdoinfell from 10thto 2004. percentageofPellGrantrecipients. 16thinthe"Dormslikepalaces"cat- ofBo3w8dtohin'csonfatciunluteydrestoourcbeesratnhke Csutrurdeennttlsy,rec1e3ivpeetrhceengtranotfs.Bowdoin eligsotrfyo,ra"nBdesatltqougaeltihteyrodfrloipfpe.e"doffthe Brunswick man's arrest College'sweaklinkinthesurvey. DespiteBowdoin'sannualtuition The Princeton Review, whose Tissitnhzuceedlseu.rndatOin-nfkfgatcchouenflsatitcosyuptlstnryoiafntievcoao,srmcihpoaoeunonsldsscartliciitlseoatrnsei,sda oco1off1lt4tlhh1ee,gbe6ess6sct0hbodavoosallelludaaernosd,anmtitbhooewntagghsenltreihabreenorksqaeiultadlyaitrothteysf yrsseauuanrrrkvvsiee.nyygsssoefaarscethubdecansatemdpopuiosnnioeunvn,esrcfyioernmttahilrfleiyce bCyoAnltercibSucthloery ^ Ittohnren"yCfioornloflBnhitraeusrrneaawsstoswiuionclfgkdhyiadsornuicdanvregh.auwspoamtoleownnogfmhreiosnm- inthe survey, Bowdoin's student- itsfinancialprogram. Accordingto SeniorEditorLisa TheBrunswickPoliceDepartment atnightandaskfordirections,"said facultyratio,at10to1,isthehigh- While Mills acknowledged that MarieRovito,the2003-2004school has issued an arrest warrant for Assistant Director of Security est. some schools may manipulate yearwasthelasttimethattheReview Jeremy DavidCollierafterhewas LouannDustin-Hunter. Mills questioned whether the school policy to increase their surveyedBowdoinstudents. forbiddenfromsteppingfootonany "Hewouldthenpretendthathedid high ratio lessens the value ofa standingintherankings,hemain- Asaresult,thisyear'srankings Bowdoinproperties. nothearthemorunderstandthem Bowdoineducation. tained that Bowdoin avoids such changes are predominantly due to Theoriginalwarningwasissuedin andaskthewomentocomecloserto "It's not at-all clear," he said, practices. changing opinion at schools,other response to an incident on Friday, thecar,"shesaid. "that in orderto be an excellent "I'mneitherleadingnormanag- thanBowdoin. August 26, at which time Collier "Hewouldthenturnontheover- placeoneneedstohaveastudent- ingBowdoinonadaytodaybasis Evan Kohn contributed to this droveupnexttotwofemaleBowdoin headlightinthecarandifthewomen to-facultyratiooflessthan10to1." toincreaseourU.S.Newsranking," report. studentsandaskedthemtowalktohis gotclose enough, they would see car,a2001 PontiacSebring,Maine thathewasexposinghimself." Bowdoin licenseplatenumber9528LD,accord- Although Collier has not been Briefs ingtotheDepartmentofSecurity. seenoncampussincehiswarning Whenthetwostudentswouldnot wasissued,Dustin-Hunterurgedstu- comecloser,hedroveoffbutcontin- dentstotakesensibleprecautions. uedtoperuaetheoutskirtsofcam- Toreducetheriskofanencounter, Lighted crosswalks offer school officials before being pub- HehnreichHouse,andonSeptember pus,Securitysaid. Security recommends traveling in saferroutesforpedestrians lished,accordingtotheWashington 2,acanoewasstolenoffdietopofa Asecurityofficernoticedthecar groups oftwo or more, limiting Post. The guide describing the vehicleparkedonLongfellowStreet driving around campus and took pathstolightedwalkways,andcon- TheTownofBrunswickandthe GreaterPortlandareawarnedreaders With larceny rates high, Security downthelicenseplatenumber.After tactingSecurityorthepoliceimme- Collegecollaboratedthis summer that''unpopularsuburbsincludeOld remindsstudentstokeeptheirrooms one ofthe accosted students tele- diatelyafteranincidentoccurs. obtinuonttotMionasntit,hanelfellsatStsrthherreeieetnetg.wlyaWieriglhtnlthoetwdtrhafclefiripgochustsssohwfbaoultifkhlsaet OFsPlrrrueecrsnhicadwhreadnCtsBaneMaaipdclrlihosa,mnpui.nst"lsleuOysensdcryaeeopmunuoobatvlrieieccedada,dpiaotrnlhtd-ey pSotsTuiwdtoeinBotonwspdofoloiirntitscehaneiliorrlsepwaaedrreterieselsefcitl-l pecDanehlcpolaoneruedtndmteenrtSthe.ecwuTirhtiheBtyrpuCoonltlisolcwieierrcte,hkpeonrStelPcoouctlrahiitecteiedyr keBvnoeo"wrwCdo,voliilgbiniueltarnCtiot.hlailBsseygaenlgowetataytsisrnegfbtaerutshrtenaestwdoowrbtedeo crossing pedestrian. The cross- ogy- edtotheleadershipofthenation's Collierdowntownandissuedhimthe and picture out about Collier, walks, found near Page Street, Nevertheless, Robert MacMillan majornationalpoliticalpartiesthis criminal trespass warning. Since BowdoinSecurityisconfidentthat College Street, and Longfellow ofwashingtonpost.com still wrote, summer. then,thepolicehaveissuedawarrant itwillbemuchmoredifficultfor Avenue,provideasaferalternative "Findingthatproductatoneofthe InJune,theCollegeRepublican forhisarrest. Collier to return to this area," forstudentstraversingcampusafter schoolsoftenrankedinthetop10list National Committee elected Dan Collier,27,worksattheParkwood Dustin-Huntersaid. dark. ofliberalartscollegesbyU.S.News Schuberth '06 to the position of Slur promptly removed & WorldReport is somewhatdis- Secretary. Iamexcitedtoannouncethe frAonmetBhoniwcdslourihnaswbeeebnrseimteoved Ctroeslslinegg."ehousesreport AHmoeTurhxiec'a06CetololeltcehtegedeposAilDteeixomnoCcoorfranDteislrlectdoourf openingofmyneinwBhrauinrsswtiucdki.o gBfuoriwoddmeosian'posafgfCeearreeidenraPolnaslenirnniieensgotCefhnotcueigrth.y muLlatpitpoplecoamcpuctoeursntansdoifPoldasrvcaleuneyd ovefnBDtoietovhnelisontpJumudleeynn.ttsathiatsvenatpiroenvailocuosnl-y CUT A COLOR t1ivoeffseerrvpircoegsrewshsiicvheparnodviidnenoyvoa-u The guides, intended to inform at4330dollarsweretakenfromsev- held leadership positions in their withcustomhaircuttingand alumniaboutlivingconditionsina eraldifferentroomsatLaddHouse respective Bowdoin organizations coloringneeds. varietyofU.S.cities,werewritten lastweek.Thesamenight,DVDsand andstate—organizations. 207725-2271 byunnamedstudentsandeditedby cash were reported stolen from CompliedbyAnneRiley 17MillSt. Ilookforwardtoseeingyousoon. Brunswick,ME JillJacobs September9, 2005 TheBowdoinOrient Construction brings inconvenience, noise Milk conquers cancer with the BUILD,frompage3 support ofthe College community "Withtheconstructionofthetwo MILLS,frompageI supportofeveryone at the College newdormsonSouthStreet,wecan throughthisprocess. Ithasmadea nowbegintheprocessofemptying AftertheJune 13 surgery, Mills hugedifference,"saidKarenMills. the older dorms and renovating lostweightandwasnotallowedto Bowdoin Student Government them."ThenewlyrenovatedBricks exerciseforsixweeks.Sincethen,he PresidentDeRayMcKesson'07took willbecomplianttostandardsset has started exercising and playing theleadincheeringupMillsafterhis out in the Americans with tennis.Heisnowgaininghisweight surgery. DisabilitiesActandwillconsistof back,andwillbemonitoredbyblood "Itoldhimmathewouldreceivea bothdoublesandquads. testsforthenextfewyears. gifteverydayuntilhecamebackto Manystudentsarebaffled,over- "Ithinkit'sfairtosaymyenergy work.Therewereabout20students whelmed,andannoyedbythecon- levelisperceivedon who helped out structiononcampusandthemany campus as above- " duringthesummer einvteerryrduaptyionrsoutiitnebs.ring"Ist'stoprtehtetiyr a"Ivemraagye,n"otMiblelsatsamidy. "Wearegratefulfor thoimm."akegifts for inconvenient," Evan Fensterstock peak,butI'mgetting thewarmthandsup- From then on, '06said."TheQuadishalfthesize there." forevery day of itusedtobeandthecampusdoes- His wife, Karen portofeveryoneatthe thesummer,Mills n'tfeelasopenaroundHubbard," GordonMills,agreed received cards, hesaid. "Heisquitewell, Collegethroughthis poems, 'or even legDeespisitweoirnkcionngvenraipeindcleys,tothemacokle- afunldl asltrmeonsgtthb,a"ckshet-o process. Ithasmadea tmiocvkieetss. 'tToowatrhde sneamveisgtaetri.ngThtehehoclaemipnutsheeQasuiaedrwtihlils DrewFulton,BowdoinOrient saiAd.ccording to hugedifference." tshuemmeern,dIohfadthteo abnedfiallnedewinsitdheewanlekxtwislelvebrealpudtayisn iRnegnogvraotuinodnsoanlltohveeQrucaadmpaunsdhbaavcekmionvdeoodrsstfuodrenstosmoeffpetahceieraunsduaqluigeatt.her- CaonldlegeDirePchtyosriciaonf KarenGordonMills sfianye,!'"'LMiololks,saIi'dm front ofthe museum in the next Health Services Dr. One Saturday thrOetehewreeskfse.ltthattheyweregiven uannnfuoaulnddeedb.t"sWeirvtihcethpeayemxecnetpst,iocnapo-f edThbeyAtrhteMeunsdeouwmmepnrto,jecgtifitss,fuanndd- JweefnftB—enasornad,ictahlepsruorsgteartyecMtiolmlys—untdaekre-s esvheonwiengd,uMpcaKteMsisllosn'sahnodus1e1tostsuidnegntsa no warning for the projects and ital projects such as the Art debt. The Concert Hall is being threetofourhoursandpatientsusually cappella"Build Me Up Buttercup," worriedthatthecost fundedbygiftsand stayinthehospitalforthreetofour "Ain'tNoMountainHighEnough," of the construction Construction isproceedingonschedule,.w1ith the grants,andthereno- daysafterward. and"LeanonMe." etmuxaiptyCiio»rnne.:sur"liItonijhnuashdtigfaheneedrl «^rtomfu2s0e0u7m,stchiheedciuolniceedirft/•orhaclolmipnl1etthie.onspmrintgheofwin- davisecabcttbei.eosinsnBogtofowftlduhooenwidBneridnithcebakryss- onraovdte"ircAsa9spl0raepparetdorrscebteaeantyttmoeeocnnftdtotmfthoyhereticispamrcenou,scrtedaartetipetvheegantldwaihennaldgsl, gMacvK"IeneThspaashritotsnwi.cacusolanorvnomeceaontftiitohonenmtsoopsettehecfhup,ne,r"sMoisnlaalilsd I'mwonderinghow 2007, and thefinalrenovationofthesixfirst est rate bonds ontumorcelltype,"saidBenson. concert,andsaid,"ThereIsatinmy they're paying for thankstoitsexcel- Millsandhisfamilywerefarfrom rockingchairsurroundedbyBowdoin it, especially since year Bricks by the endof2006at the latest. lentcreditrating. alone in the cancer-fight, however. students singing away. Our guests they raised tuition "While we can't Askedaboutthestudentbody'ssup- immediately understood what is so last year," Anna Kosovsky '08 Museum,ConcertHall,andBricks predict next year's tuition, these port,Millssaid,"Thestudentswere specialaboutthisCollegeandcommu- said. renovation are funded separately projectsdonotimposeafinancial fantastic." nity." College officials, however, say fromtheCollege'soperatingbudg- burden on the College," Longley His wife shared his appreciation. JamesBaumbergercontributedto thatsuchfearsregardingtuitionare et." said. "Wearegratefulforthewarmthand thisreport. OurNewLargePerfectPanCheesePizzaj Our 16" Cheese Pizza "PANPIZZAAVAILABLESTARTINGa&BMS' Papa John's One12"OneTopping PizzaWrthA 20oz.Soda ttmtmMMMsyalvofcVMdat MMMMnljKNot«tJ«*iiytt>afcVWcrt, Papa John's Don'tForgetToAddOnOneOfOurGreat SideItems&A2LiterOfCoca-Cola Cinnamon Pie&2 Liter fitM Breadsticks&2 Liter Cheesesticks&2 Liter Chickenstrips&2 Liter Wings&2 Uter - . .. i.iii.ii TheBowdoin Orient September9, 2005 New dorms house first class ever BNAS closure raises concerns for Brunswick AIRSTATION,frompage1 Speaker of the House John jobsdependonthebase. col"lBerguentsowwinc,k"hheassabiedeinnaanNianvteyrvainedw tRHhieechMaairsidnseosnupHporoeurpstreiesvoeefntRsoefpBrreusBneonswtwdaiotciikvne'sis.n ainre"naaA—tnurtehe—qcuogfnihorsmtiitacnmdadyofowrnbetemuortsentmpaiofnfreatcrhtyes withtheOrient"Itwillbecomeacol- involvementinthebase'sredevelop- thosewhoare'livingontheedge'in legetownandwillrequireustorec- ment. this community, who are in fact ognize our responsibility ingreater "IenvisiontheCollegeandcampus morenumerousthanmoststudents waysthanwehaveinthepast." playingakeyrole,"hesaidinastate- wouldknow,"shewroteinanemail Mills said the interview. "Very quickly, Collegedoesnotcur- aworkingfamilycanfind prlenatcleytohatrvyetoplaacnqsuirien "As oneofthe topemployers in theregion, tthheemrseentl.v"esunabletopay portionsofthebase. Bowdoinhas theeducational,cultural, and Dornsaidthatbysup- adv"aClnetaargleyo,uistcfooruludsbteo humantalenttoplayacentralrole inhow pthoertTiendgfoorrgdanSihzealtteiro,nscolimk-e vbaeraiebtlyetoofacquusierse,,floarnad theMidcoastregionoughtto beshaped." msuonmiettyhinmgemnbeorwstcoanhedlop thatmightbeavailable residents who may need at some point in the assistanceinthefuture. future,"hesaid. JohnRichardson TwootherMainemili- "The idea that we SpeakeroftheMaineHouseofRepresentatives tary facilities were given wouldbebuildingthat goodnewsbytheBRAC farawayissomethingthatIthinkis menttotheOrient. Commission. 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Portland-MonumentSquare ofEastHallsaid. well. Geographically diverse both on "I'vebeenmostimpressedbythe 9 tchaemfpiursstyaenadrsthhairloufgrhoomut39thsetatweosralndd, Bstorwodnogin,se"nsGeuntohfercosmaimdu.ni"tWyhilaet Relivethemagicat: hthaesaDlissotrsiecetnoaftCwoolpuemrbcienatTdehcilsinyeeairn hmaosstitc"ollegesadvertiseitBowdoin orient.bowdoin.edu Hope.Progress.Answers.* the number of New Englanders James Baumberger and Evan enrolledatBowdoin. Kohncontributedtothisreport. 800ACS 234 I _ mmm\ 1MB ... . J — features September9, 2005 TheBowdoinOrient Popham in Brief P E Weather Lfjfê^• '.;,**-.-->•-". .":"** SerTvhieceNfaotriecoansatls aWelaotvheelry weekend. Both Saturday ^f^fo^^^^^gjglfl^lJM andSundaywillbemostly sunny with high tempera- tures in the low 70s. 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Weddingringsglintontheirfingers. dentadvice,asthereisoftenastrong thatseemstohavethecapacitytomag- oArv9e0r—yohlidsmfaacne—cprreoabsaedblybyatyleeaarsst8o5f Tthheeyfowaamlyksaurrmf-iflni-cakremrifnograatftheewirstfeepest, uPrnuddeernttoworinnotd,itehewagtrearnsdmooftfhePro'sphnaamg.- cicaallml,ysterraennseposrttatea.lmostanyoneintoa Directions waewaethlelr-,trwiamlmkesdawlhointgethmeoubesatcahc.heH,eahnads, wTihfee'smeaanrawnhdisspheersissseoimzeetdhibnyghyisntehrii-s gspilnagsihsetsoohemrucghrafonrdmtohtehleitrt,legwirhl.oShies acrPesopohfanamturBaelabcehautSyt,atiencPlaurdikngisab5o2u9t PophamBeachStatePark ashetrudgesalongthehard-packed cal,uncontrollablelaughter.Thecouple mightilydispleasedandhasnoqualms three miles ofsandy beach on die isa40minutedrivefrom sand,thereisafaintsmileonhisface. stopswalking.Giggling,thewoman aboutsharingherfeelings.Loudly.The AtlanticOcean.Thebeachissituated Bowdoin.Togetthere,take Hisgaitisdetermined,butnotstoic.He beginstotickleherhusband,whosud- littlegirlsplashesheragain.Thegrand- betweendiemouthofdieKennebec Route 1 north about 7.5 wearsaloosered-and-whitecheckered denlyjoinsherinlaughtersointense motherstopsscolding,perhapsshocked Riverandthe mouth ofthe Morse miles to the Phippsburg button-downshirtthat,mostlyunbut- theybothgaspforair.Afteramoment, bythecoldwaterandthen,suddenly, River. 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Variety is the spice of life byHillaryMatlin ofbargainwines,Iwasinclinedto COLUMNSIT agree. However, another of my tastersmadeabetwithmethissum- Every fall, without fail, comes mer which totally changed my the inevitable question: "so what mind. Like a responsible wine did you do all summer?" More drinker(and mostlybroke one at oftenthan not, I'mratherembar- that)Ireturnmywinebottles.One rassedthatIdon'thavesomeamaz- nightmyfriendwaswithmereturn- ingadventuretoshare.Thisyear, ingaratherlargecollectionandshe however, I do have some adven- betmethattherewasnogoodwine turestoshare, forthis summer I thatwouldcostlessthantheamount spentmyfreetimedrinkinglotsof ofmoneyIcollectedfrommyrecy- wines,attendingtastings,andeven cling.Everoneforthechallenge,I visitingafantasticvineyard.From foundnotonebutthreebottlesthat allthefuninthesun,herearesome metthiscriterion.Thefustwasa thingsIlearned: Schmitt Shne Liebfraumilch for 1. There is an amazing $4.95onsaleatShaw's.It vineyardlessthantwohours was,ifnotextraordinary,a fromBowdoin.Justbetween totallyacceptableversionof Camden and Lincolnville thissweetGermanwine.A down a random turnoffof second bottle, Moonshine Route 1 is the Cellardoor Cellars' 1994 Chardonnay Winery.Thewineryhasonly becameoneofmyall-time beensellingforthreeyears, favoritewinesanddefinite- buttheyofferawiderangeof ly my favorite white. winetypesandgrapes.The Because it's eleven years DrewFulton,BowdoinOrient winery produces around a old,ithastakenon adeli- dozen wines ranging from cious barrel flavor and TheviewofdowntownBrunswickfrominsideGrandCityVariety'sdinerisbestenjoyedafterafillingmeal. twoshockinglysweetwines almosthasaportlinesstoit. made from Concord grapes Thiswasastealat$2.99a (thepoureratthetastingrec- bottle, and Iboughtevery byLeslieBridgers Astheatmosphereofanyvariety andletmeknowthatifIdidn'tlike ommended small cordial glasses lastone. Contributor store/diner would suggest, Grand the food, I was welcome to "just only)toafumosobianco,thatlooks 3.Shirazisover.Honestly,aftera City addssome flavorofits own. throwitatBobby." likelemonadebutisactuallyastar- three-yearrunasthehottestwine Itseemsimpossiblethisearlyin Cottage cheese makes two appear- ButIleftBobbyascleanasany tlinglysmokywhite. since,wellIdon'tevenknowsince theyear,butyou'veoverdonetheEgg ancesonthemenu,servedwitheither cookthere.Thechowderoftheday Thenamesofthewinesarekind what,maybethe80'sspritzerphase, McMoulton. You know the legal clingpeachesandcinnamontoastor was chock-full of potatoes and ofcutesy(e.g.PerfectStrangersand thepopularityofthesedrinkablebut occupantoflastnight'scrashpadis grilled chicken and saltines. "The corn,andthebasewasthinandfla- Sweetheart), but the tastes are mostlyunremarkablewinesareon religiouslydevotedtoSundaymorn- Grand,"theirspecialtysandwich,is vorful. decidedlynot.Trustme,I'llbetalk- thewayout.Whiletheyremaina ingsatBigTop,andthoughyou'd loadedwithtwobeefpatties,cheese ThefoodatGrandCitycanbe ing about these guys well into goodstandbyfortheunadventurous gladly seekanonymityburied ina sauce,andlettuce. described as overwhelmingly October, which is when the shop andforparties,Portugueseredswill Trucker's Breakfast at Brunswick Whatfinallycaughtmyeyewas decent,butdon'tletthatleaveyou closesfortheyear. bethenexthotthing. Getonthe Diner, your car got underwhelmedatthis und2.erTh$e1r0e.arOeneexcoelflemntywirneecesntfloyr bthaendlawteacgoomenrsn.owsoyoucanmock tleoftweidtpbaerckaeudseinytohue Mywaitress...pointed through the pickupwin- eaabtoeurty.thGeraenxdperCiietnycei.s graduatedtasterssaysthatthereis Soreaders,there'swhatIdidwith admissionslotforthe dowatayoungman ina RedSox hatand let There is something no wine under ten dollars worth mysummer.Nowtakeadvantageof thirdtimethisweek. relievingaboutsitting drinking.Havinghadmyfairshare thelightworkloadandgettasting. It'saperfectmorning me know that ifIdidn't like thefood, I was in booths that have forGrandCity. held up fordecades, Choosing your brews Locatedon Maine welcome to "just throw itat Bobby." surrounded by silent Streetacrossfromthe oldcoupleswhohave Move Gallery, Grand City Variety "The Golden Cheese Dream." nothinglefttosaytoeachotherand byCCoanrttreribTuhtoomras eRcrooncpsaklueimseaaldevse.druyBreivcnegarsuasateildeoifbnenteehrir.s,I(taRcoalglnriebnaegt csiceraloFllc:sokrpeaptvnohectersa—ykmteohsisi,ntncmglpiaulrdfktir,snhodgamidkeiepnmsoe,esrntefcguoagorisdds.swtiytpth-o Tcwleihhstao,hn"ucgFerIheontdcnhehosutcfghrrhieietbse,mdIycsolotweneoslrulyylawda,csoatnnac"dkoseecprtivimceokyd-n Twaashonueslr8hd0een-ys'ispetoasrbrote-smoaelhbdtelhrehi"ontsCogtaheniescnasserprwiirhsfiuotnchgkessyam"bidolpiuedit.sn Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale beerforcookouts)orduringaparty. potatoesandtoast.Thereisthestan- thatIexpectedtobenothinglessthan and about waitresses who make ($7.49 for a six-pack, available at Becauseofit'sattentiontothe"extra" dardselectionofunappealingentrees fantastic. jokes to get through their days. 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My waitress must have cheaperthanMcDonald's;it'sclos- brewisbestknownforit's"pumpkin to'looklikeyou'reclassyeventhough selectionofhotandcoldsandwiches, detectedapainedlookonmyface,as erthantheDiner.Don'tletthisyear pie"effect,essentiallyliquefyingthe you didn't really spend that much aswell asdailyspecials including shepointedthroughthepick-upwin- gobywithoutaddingsomeVariety heavenlydessertwithsomesugarand money, taste: 4, partyability: 3, bothasoupandachowder. dowatayoungmaninaRedSoxhat toyourbreakfastroutine. alittlespice. 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It's Iceisakeg,runningaround$75-80, unforgettably green bottles set die while30-packstendtobeaclosesec- stageforthetaste,onethatisunique ond.Ifyou'rebuyingasix-pack,you butnotoverpowering,muchlikemod- need to re-evaluate a few things. emartorfinery-cookedvegetables. Regardless ofdie quantity, though, Whentakingthefirstsip,diedrinkeris youcanrestassuredthateveryoneat MikeArdolino,BowdoinOrient surprisedtofindthat"therock"hasa thepartywillknowit'sMilwaukee's gafrteearttasptaelefoutansdteinwoithtehro,utslitghhtelysduabrtkle- bBielsitty:Ic5e,.cMosyt/bsecnoerfeist:rtaatsitoe::5-2,partya- JamilWyne'08,ZacfaTcheyan'08andtheDayJobsperformedlastnightatQuinby'shurricanereliefbenefit !.«•«« i i . •*i I i»> 1. ^ — & ^tiînfH^ 10 September9, 2005 (Xtfo> TheBowdoinOrient Former sex columnist explores a new jungle: the world ofworking women JUNGLE,frompage8 bandchildsupport. Thisreversaloftraditionalgen- In addition to describing the derrolesquestionsnotonlywhether high-poweredcareersofherthree dielawsshouldbeadjustedinorder protagonists,Bushnelltakesafemi- toavoidseparatingamotherandher nistlookatthesexismstillubiqui- children, but also whether these tousintheupperechelonsofthe laws are faireven iftheprimary corporateworld.Attimesherfemi- caregiverisaman. nismseemsheavyhandedandeven Intheend,readerswillstillprob- clumsy,ashercharactersagainand ablyturntoBushnell'snovelforher againask,"Wouldhehavedonethis sex scenesanddishy gossipthan ifIwereaman?" herfeministphilosophy. Butthen, However,unlike many feminist that'sthissemester'sreadinglists novelsthatblithelysetouttoprove are full ofweightynovels, right? thatwomencandoitall,Bushnell And if you're trying to decide alsoacknowledgesthatfulfillinga whethertobuyDiorAddictLipstick traditionally male role leaves ($23 at www.sephora.com) or womenopentotheproblemsthat Bushnell's new novel ($16.47 at areusuallyfacedbymen.Forexam- www.amazon.com), why not give ple,whilecontemplatingadivorce, LipstickJunglea try? It's a fun, oneofthecharactersrealizesthat feministreadand,bestofall,unlike DrewFulton,BowdoinOrient bsheecamusaeyslhoesehacsusatofduyllo-tfimheercacrheielr- tyhoeurDimoirn,dit('asngdulairpasn)tfeoerdltoongsetraythoann Studentartworklike,AndreaAduna's'06(farrightpainting),arcondisplayintheVAC. drenandbeforcedtopayherhus- anhour. r Photo exhibit offers a glimpse ofEurope 1 "MEETMEATMAE'S" TheBowdoinOrient PHOTO,frompage8 lhiosvearftowrotrrka,veFlalacnidglitahebrwoakyeiotfffutehles encouragesallstudents oftenuses aspecifictechniquethat conversation to say goodbye to DeliciousDistinctiveDining& todonatetothe makesaphotographseempainterly- some friends who attended the aBodaciousBakery HurricaneKatrina likeawatercolor,bestexhibitedina well-catered reception. His show, SuperbWeekendBrunch ReliefFundatthe cahdaorcmkinignFplhoortiodag.raphofalittlegirlon hUenisoanid,aftwearshcehosseenntfionraMofuolrtmoanl Dinner~Spirits~Takeout AmericanRedCross. 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