Beastie Boys Official Tour Zine 1995

10 Pages·1995·1 MB·English

by  Grand Royal Records

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easurement from his paycheck." Look for Slmmlns' Modern Bagel

Whether you’re EXHAUSTED from Grand Royal bands like GRAND ROYAL and MILAREPA WEB Grand Royal is the place to be. "Guaranteed Fresh Every Time" (as see Luscious Jackson opening
eforsr ciinng thyeo umr ovshi opleint t owr iDll EoLnI RoIt¬h ¬ Hurricane, Abstract, -jcShileTcEkSin ga ndo uat llwohua t yothu e ton est taharst to our friends in Japan point out) is our appointed moniker, and we’re up. Luscious have a new single
OUS from the milti-mile hikes Speaking of new offer. all keeping busy as elves before Christmas to live up to the billing. ‘Here" out soon with a bunch of
rEeXqIuSiTrSe d A byP LaArCenE a WsHhEoRwEs , YtOhUe rCeA N atelcsohn otalkoeg yp, ayrot u inc anth e reTlhaex aCtiaorpne t anCdo meploeucntdr oinsinc' td iasltlr ac¬ In the can and in stores now is the debut solo record from Noise remixes by talents as diverse as
GO Tq CHILL OUT, see some cool world’s first contin¬ tions, however. Nilarepa will Addict’s Ben Lee. Ben is the 16-year-old Australian wunderkind the Blues Explosion's Russel Sim¬
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free, very, comfortable CARPET Beastie Boys WWW site plight of the Tibetan nation. from Saved By The Bell (he’s even rumored to have mastered the and Orange Julius’ George Drak-
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l(ouusdu aslplye)a kae rsp laacned ttoh epraer'sk aylowuar ysc ar- -drceaictiliiyep sew,s ,i sthetr tu icnlkfios tsstoon,p ttooufur beneSccoea uthwseei trhye o $uy! oxou* r ^hs1a_0vh1eta rhiinotgu. satnhJdius s ot ethxepre rt-; dinuccideden btayl lyB raapdp Weaoros do n(w Bhoe nm’sa nanlbeudm t)h. eT hcoe nftirrostl ss finogr lLe izf rPomha irG, rwanhdo¬ fDroowntn, ”c hveidceko fodri rtehcete nde wby “bRaonodt
erelspeo rgtse,t s anind wthhea twevaeyr. oHuUtM AwNiSth dsooemsen 'ct oomle apn eyoopul e,c amna'kt e hang paw Would is "Pop Queen.” The long, long awaited solo platter from juice pimp/power forward Evan
Also, keep your eye- some friends, see some COOL NEW Hurricane, The Hurra, will finally drop on May 23. Mario C and Bernard. Also out soon is
I balls peeled for the TECH-NOLOGY, or just kick back and ’Cane worked dilligently in the studio on this one, and the the Root Down Live
hard work behind the board will be audible for all. On the EP featuring
way is a compilation of LA underground hipbop entitled | y Prince Paul
Project Blowed. In the studio are two new hip+iop artists, I ^ J J / and Prunes
Ninety-9 and Abstract Rude. Ninety-9 is a female rapper J vj I \ / remixes and no
four Beastie Boys MBONE chill. from Mt. Vernon, NY, and the color of her 'fro changes daily^” j ^ / less than seven
ocvoenrc etrhtes "Intetleervnieste dd”u r¬ nachos. to match the subtlety and fire I live tracks from the
ing the tour. If her poetry, f • YXA / recent European tour,
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chunks of furniture we can find INTERNET, fee sure to found a new home on Epi¬
tiank eth ein psaormkien gN EWlo tT)E,,C HbNe OsLuOrGeY t.o- dgrisakb aa t FRthEeE CseAtR-PuEpT time member of the “Heavy¬ taph records, where their thirty-
Ef anvcoars ei dte -i,nv i dtheeo hgaumskess , oyf oyuo'ullr fin< dCOisMk— PwOUiNllD .g ivTe his weights” posse that brought track album (produced by Adam
Extra-Special-Only-for-You hands- you connec- you the Pharcyde and Horovitz) will hit the street in time
oB nE AGin Tt |e Er aBcOtiYoSn CwD itRhO Mt he( scnhewed uled Freestyle Fellowship, and his for the back-to-school rush. I hear
for release) in September). The. producer Fat Jack is hook- it’s gonna be loud fast rules this
uinpcteomraincgti vCeD RftOjLMe twfloifl l thfee-a itnufraem oanu s L ing up the prog rock year. Now for the word on the
6-Son Studios, never before tV, beats. If you’re a long-awaited, oft-forgotten Grand
rreelteroassepde cBtiveaes tpieh oBtoogyrsa pvhi descorsa,p ¬a ticket holder for Royal magazine. Bob Mack and
book, information about Tibet REM’s summer crew will finally unleash the thick-
gfrroomu pN),i laanredp ato n(as oTfi boettahne r rights as-abrick issue #2 this May, fea¬
worthwhile stuff. But ^Jraj| turing in-depth articles on Lee
don't worry if you're not jp§|9
COMPUTER LITERATE. Perry, the Mullet hairstyle, Timo¬
Tschaims tios nm'ta kea nyot’haellr berlaitiins-te at-■ mpf thy Leary’s connection to the CIA,
ing computer zombies. This and much more. Look for it at a
yCDo uRr OMv *rcya n owalns,o vbeery pnlaoyrmeda l inh ome cool local book store, record
CD player and will t'reat you store, newsstand or health food
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Thri^D^eom^so., from other
the 5th B-Boy, Billy Motherfucking Joel. Hb didn't start the
fire, but he got on the mic, I mean wrench, and was sport-
MILAREPA
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III Communication is ‘promote
that reflets, both mj peoples.
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poohorn) while on
both “ShAmbala” and
“Boddhisatava Vow”
you hear'the tljree
tone chant ofthg
Tibetan Monks, a reli¬
gious chant where {he
larynx is split in thi\e,
a pretty impre’ssive B our scientific qenius we have made of the
HS| world a neighborhood; now through our
moral and spiritual genius we must make
it a brotherhood.’’ We hope you’ll visit the
Fund’fbooth at the show, the World Wide Web site at
“Mod httpj//www.intac.com/PubService/Milarepa/ or
nizations working with and Quad" Tour this spring. .We also sponsor Tibetan headquarters in San Francisco to learn more
the native peoples we sample S', refugee children to attegd primary, school in Nepal,
Around the same time, we played and are putting together an education package for <fhe Milarepa Fund
two benefit concerts lone in American students and school!) to learn about Tibet r)47 Dolores Street, Suite 206
Washington DC and one in New (the package will conAi^ jjf |tfasopittic1e^the , San Francisco, CA 94110
York) that raised money and book The Anguish OF Tibet, a video called Companion [phone]
awareness for the plight of the in Exile, and much more, and will be priced around We are mvotved m a sovgfe process, whatever affects one
Tibetan people, who have lived $30.) Notlimitedto Tibet.ourprojectsincludework- ffects all ioAreetly. We are 41 baked in the great chain of
fendertliP hostile jop^Fessibn'oTt1iig’wftHrthe>Native American and Australian Aborig-
EMERGENCY LIFESAVING TECHNIQUES
Mosh Pit DON’TS and DO’S
Presented by the Beastie Boys
DON’TS
DON’T KICK UP DIRT!
DON’T ELBOW, KICK, PUNCH, JsL. °r tomorrow morning you'll
THRASH, SMASH, SKANK... have black boogers -
or do any other dance that can only it's wack!
be performed at the expense of
others. Respect all peoples, not just
yourself! 5
p. DON’T TAUNT SECURITY!
DON'T FLOAT! (TN. They're only doing their job,
Unless you're a certified n IJsA) S0 why don't y0U d0 the
waif* AND, as Bikini Kill same and act like a
fanzine reminds us, “Don’t sapien!
^ think that ’cuz you are in the
wdoitwh ng trhaebibri npga ngtsir los’r bunrpediaot sitntshg a otthr eypioru utbt irncagas n, y eogtuce.r,t heaatwcn.ad Ays YY KNSUHCOKRLTE,H DEOAND’!T BE A
girl has as much right to mosh as anyone else and Just because you're a jock, ex-jock, or
just ’cuz she’s slamming up against you doesn't would-be-jock doesn't mean that this
mean she is in LOVE with you.’’ is just another game. Save the macho
bullshit for American Gladiators
DON’T ENCOURAGE FLOATING! tryouts, tough guy.
Ay“K M" sDtiornr'ut po f—fer ypooute'rnet ianlo, tm ao shhoerrss ea! sNpOinTnEin: gA rneycoorndes sbeeetnw emeno asheitnsg wwillh ebne tphuet iDn Jt hies ,
Floating also leads to being PENALTY BOX. Those moshers thrown in the
Bsed over the barricade, which sPoenngasl tayn dB boex swuibllj ehcatevde ttoo esitiht eoru at Rthircekey Pwohwoellel
usually involves injury, ejection, monologue or a tape of Bob Mack's favorite
or humiliation at the hands of the authorities. progressive rook classics.
A certified waif weighs ie: m 120 pounds.
DO’S
DO HELP PEOPLE 1 2
WHEN THEY SCREAM DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE
"HELP!" OR FALL WITH YOUR TIME & LIFE!
DOWN! Be creative within your own space.
L-Don't just stand there Don't infringe on other people's right to
grinning like an idiot! Take charge of a enjoy themselves. When the band starts to
bad situation, tell people to mellow out play, don't act like your mom’s at a K-Mart
and help the disadvantaged party to sale and stampede the joint. Do q)
their feet. Be Pro-Active - and not just in yourself a favor and learn how to
the pit! Don’t let hassles happen really dance a real dance step ...
anywhere on the premises. If you want A) Pogo B) Go-Go C) Smurf
hassles, take it to the Marines. D) Breakdance E) All of the above CY
As D.F.L. says, "Think About the Pit!" Because Real People Really Do Get Really Hurt!
resu^ec^.
the new album in stores May 9
produced by Ric Ocasek
executive producer: Guy Oseary
featuring the reunited original bad brains:
Hllllb mo* Etor. Know: Dovryl Jenifer: s*s$ Earl Hudson; drum
"The bad brains influenced me more than any other band in the world."
Adam Yauch - Beastie Boys
"If you want to hear the core of the real shit.... the stuff everyone else copies... listen to bad brains."
Flea - Red Hot Chili Peppers
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