AVOID SCIENCE FALSELY SO-CALLED Flat Earth, the Reformation, & the Science Delusion New Serial Essays Noel J Hadley Avoid Science Falsely So-Called © 2017 Noel J Hadley No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including information storage and retrieval systems, without permission in writing from the author. The only exception is by a reviewer, who may quote short excerpts in review . 2nd Printing: 2017 For Eric and Ira Perceiver to the end CONTENTS 1. INTRODUCTION: The Holy Spirit Is Alive and Well in Flat Earth---And He Sends His Greetings 13 2. “ They Will Not Endure Sound Doctrine ”—Dismissing the Very Foundation by Which the Gospel Stands 17 3. Christianity’s Continued Quarrel with the Bible: The Undeniable Truth of Flat Earth 23 4. “ Holding the Mystery of Faith in Pure Conscience ”—John Locke & the Humanist Overthrow of the Church 27 5. “ Say Among the Heathen…..the World Shall Not Be Moved ” 31 6. God Cannot Contradict Himself—Rejection of FLAT EARTH Is Mutiny against the Testimony of the LORD 35 7. “ Avoid Science Falsely So Called ”—the Godly Man Looks Up and Sees the Firmament 41 8. “ Hast Thou Perceived the Breadth of the Earth, Job ?” It’s Flatter than a Pancake 47 9. The Planetarian Mocks the LORD—While In His Divine Mercy Does Not Drown Them for It 55 10. Everything beyond FLAT EARTH Is a Planetary Illusion ( Or So They Claim ) 57 11. On FLAT EARTH Up Is Up (and Down Is Down) & Polaris Is To the North of Us 61 12. “ And the Sun Stood Still ” | How Faithless Men in a Godless Age Dismiss the Miracles of FLAT EARTH 65 13. “ Get Behind Me, Satan ,” or FLAT EARTH: Why I No Longer Allow the Devil to Read My Bible Out Loud 71 14. It’s Time to Finish What Martin Luther Started—FLAT EARTH & the Last Reformation 77 15. “MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH (Globe Earth, That Is)” 81 16. “ Thy Word Is Magnified Above Thy Name ” —Inerrancy in Error: There’s the KJV and Then, Quite Tragically, There’s the Rest of Them 89 17. “ Ye Shall Not Add nor Take Away ….” Oral Tradition Inserted into the Written Word is Rebellion against the LORD 99 18. “ A Doctrine of Demons ”—Johannes Kepler’s Journey to the Dark Side of the Moon 103 19. “E-MC2” or Masters of the Universe: Mathematics in the Minds of Maniacs 107 20. Science, Pseudoscience, & the Antichrist Spirit—Carl Sagan’s Personal Voyage 113 21. The Third Reich, the USSR, & Now the USA—A Modern Case of Historical Negationism 119 22. History Is Written By the Victors, and Ray Bradbury 125 23. The Truest Statement NASA Ever Made Was a Deathbed Confession 129 24. WOW , The Special Effects In Space Are Getting Amazing! Who Needs Claymation? 133 25. “The Wrong Side of History”—War Criminals Prefer Flat Earth Maps 137 26. "Climate Chaos" Does Not Exist in a Terrarium 143 27. Ah , the Memories—When the U.S. Landed Satan On the Moon! 147 28. It’s Only a Paper Moon, and No Marvel—a Lunar Rock Is a Paper Weight, Accordingly 153 29. The Crowning Achievement of Transcendence or Satan’s Hatred of FLAT EARTH 157 30. “ They Kept Not Their First Estate ,” or the Heliocentric Lie: Not of Men but of Angels 161 31. That Hidden Darkness—Science & Its Union with Fallen Angels on FLAT EARTH 167 32. Gene Roddenberry and Star Trek’s Impossible Five-Year Mission: “To Boldly Go Where No Man Is Ever Capable of Going” 171 33. Show Me Your Papers! Sir Isaac Newton’s Secret Confessions (Kabbalah Does Not Exist in FLAT EARTH) 177 34. Science and the Spirit Mirror—Our Unending Honeymoon with Angels 185 35. Immortality for All—Our Copernican Universe & the Worship of Pantheism 189 36. “ As Above, So Below ”—Occultist Knowledge Isn’t Hidden, We’ve Been Active Participants All Along 195 37. “ Or Else the Silver Cord Be Loosed ”—the Astral Projection of a Space Walk & the ISS Is Its Temple 199 38. “Simulation Theory” + New Mathematics & Science = Same Tiresome Damnable Lie 205 39. When Not to Speak Thy Mind—Brain-Computer Interface & the Mark of the Beast Has Got Nothing on the Amish 211 40. “ Childhood’s End ”—Arthur C. Clarke’s ‘Three Laws’ In Light of the Science Delusion 217 41. “Peace! Peace! They Say, Where There Is No Peace”— Dr. Strange, Marvel Comics & the Religion of Haight-Ashbury In Defiance of the Second Coming of Christ 225 42. “ Neither Shall Ye Use Enchantment ”—There Is No Land of Make-Believe in the Bible 231 43. The Face of the Earth Is the Lord’s “Signature,” and Oh , How the Devil Hates It! 235 44. “ Thou Shalt Not Make Thee Any Graven Image ”—Including a Globular One 239 45. There Is No Hope of Eternal Salvation Apart From Our Resurrection 243 46. The Worship of Intelligence Must Come to an End 247 47. “ Sola Scriptura! ” —Casting Its Light upon the Untidy Face of the Emergent Church 251 48. “ He Walked With God ”—the Darwinian Lie In Conflict With Our True Common Ancestry 255 49. FLAT EARTH Is “Divisive” —Proof that We Must Have Nothing to Do With It! 259 50. FLAT EARTH Brings Nothing but “Hopelessness & Despair”— Further Proof that It Is Not of God! 263 51. We Trust No One in FLAT EARTH—None But God Alone 269 52. “ I Think, Therefore I Am! ”—Humanism’s Assault on FLAT EARTH 273 53. God Has Chosen the Very Least of Us to Inherit FLAT EARTH 277 54. Biblical Cosmology in Thomas Ken’s “ Doxology ” 281 55. Afterward and Special Thank s 283 “The eyes are witnesses that the heavens revolve in the space of twenty-four hours. But certain men, either from the love of novelty, or to make a display of ingenuity, have concluded the earth moves; and they maintain that neither the eighth sphere nor the sun revolves. Now, it is a want of honesty and decency to assert such notions publicly, and the example is pernicious. It is the part of a good mind to accept the truth as revealed by God, and to acquiesce in it.” Philipp Melanchthon (1497-1560) “ Elements of Physical Science ” 1 INTRODUCTION: The Holy Spirit Is Alive and Well in FLAT EARTH, and He Sends His Greetings I AM EITHER A BRAVE OR VERY STUPID MAN for agreeing to pen these series of books, as I am still not so old that I shan’t have a few blissful decades left, that is, if I hadn’t done this deed and attached my name to it. I do however