UT123_A Way With Words III.qxp:A Way with Words III Cov 5/14/08 12:09 PM Page 1 A W AY WITH W III: ORDS UNDERSTANDING GRAMMAR FOR POWERFUL COMMUNICATION COURSE GUIDE Professor Michael D.C. Drout A Recorded Books Production www.modernscholar.com•1-800-636-3399 WHEATONCOLLEGE UT123_A Way With Words III.qxp:UT123_Way with Words III Bklt 5/14/08 12:07 PM Page 1 A Way with Words III: Understanding Grammar for Powerful Communication Professor Michael D.C. Drout Wheaton College RecordedBooks™isatrademarkof RecordedBooks,LLC.Allrightsreserved. UT123_A Way With Words III.qxp:UT123_Way with Words III Bklt 5/14/08 12:07 PM Page 2 AWaywithWordsIII: UnderstandingGrammarforPowerfulCommunication ProfessorMichaelD.C.Drout (cid:1) ExecutiveProducer JohnJ.Alexander ExecutiveEditor DonnaF.Carnahan RECORDING Producer-DavidMarkowitz Director-MatthewCavnar COURSEGUIDE Editor-JamesGallagher Design-EdWhite CoverdesignbyEdWhite;coverillustrationsbyJoieSimmons;©2008byRecordedBooks,LLC InteriorpandaillustrationsbyJoieSimmons;©2008byRecordedBooks,LLC Lecturecontent©2008byMichaelD.C.Drout Courseguide©2008byRecordedBooks,LLC 7 2008byRecordedBooks,LLC #UT123 ISBN:978-1-4361-2927-5 Allbeliefsandopinionsexpressedinthisaudio/videoprogramandaccompanyingcourseguide arethoseoftheauthorandnotofRecordedBooks,LLC,oritsemployees. UT123_A Way With Words III.qxp:UT123_Way with Words III Bklt 5/14/08 12:07 PM Page 3 CourseSyllabus AWaywithWordsIII: UnderstandingGrammarforPowerfulCommunication AboutYourProfessor...................................................................................................4 Introduction...................................................................................................................5 Lecture1 TheRedPandaandtheDroutWay:ASensibleApproach toGrammar............................................................................................6 Lecture2 WhatIsGrammar?..............................................................................12 Lecture3 WhyItIstheWayItIs:TheShortHistoryofthe EnglishLanguage................................................................................17 Lecture4 G-H-O-T-ISpellsFish..........................................................................23 Lecture5 WordClasses......................................................................................29 Lecture6 PronounsandtheNounSystem.........................................................34 Lecture7 TheVerbSystemI...............................................................................41 Lecture8 TheVerbSystemII:Infinitives,Participles,Gerunds..........................48 Lecture9 TheVerbSystemIII:TrulyIrregularVerbs..........................................55 Lecture10 SubjectsandPredicatesandObjects,Oh,My!...................................63 Lecture11 Transformations...................................................................................74 Lecture12 PhrasesandClauses,WordChoicesandPauses.............................82 Lecture13 Punctuation:PauseandEffect............................................................89 Lecture14 Fight!Fight!Fight!ForEnglish(forEnglish?)......................................96 CourseMaterials......................................................................................................103 RecordedBooksAudiobooks...................................................................................104 3 UT123_A Way With Words III.qxp:UT123_Way with Words III Bklt 5/7/08 8:44 AM Page 4 About Your Professor Michael D.C. Drout MichaelD.C.DroutistheWilliamand ElsiePrenticeProfessorofEnglishat WheatonCollegeinNorton,Massachu- m setts,wherehechairstheEnglishdepart- mages.co mentandteachescoursesinOldand BCCI MiddleEnglish,medievalliterature, Collier, Chaucer,fantasy,andsciencefiction. min ProfessorDroutreceivedhisPh.D.in Benja medievalliteraturefromLoyolaUniversity © in1997.HealsoholdsM.A.degreesfrom Stanford(journalism)andtheUniversityofMissouri-Columbia(Englishlitera- ture)andaB.A.fromCarnegieMellon. In2006,ProfessorDroutwaschosenasaMillicentC.McIntoshFellowby theWoodrowWilsonFoundation.In2005,hewasawardedthePrentice Professorshipforoutstandingteaching.TheWheatonCollegeclassof2003 presentedhimwiththeFacultyAppreciationAwardinthatyear.Heiseditor ofJ.R.R.Tolkien’sBeowulfandtheCritics,whichwontheMythopoeic ScholarshipAwardforInklingsStudiesfor2003.Heisalsotheauthorof HowTraditionWorks:AMeme-BasedCulturalPoeticsoftheAnglo-Saxon TenthCentury(ArizonaMedievalandRenaissanceStudies).Droutisone ofthefoundingeditorsofthejournalTolkienStudiesandiseditorofThe J.R.R.TolkienEncyclopedia(Routledge). Drouthaspublishedextensivelyonmedievalliterature,includingarticleson WilliamLangland’sPiersPlowman,Beowulf,theAnglo-Saxonwills,theOld EnglishtranslationoftheRuleofChrodegang,theExeterBook“wisdom poems,”andAnglo-Saxonmedicaltexts.Hehasalsopublishedarticles onUrsulaK.LeGuin’sEarthseabooksandSusanCooper’sDarkIsRising seriesofchildren’sfantasynovels.DrouthaswrittenanOldEnglishgrammar book,KingAlfred’sGrammar,whichisavailableforfreeathiswebsite, www.michaeldrout.com.ProfessorDrout’sotherwebsitesare www.Beowulfaloud.comandwww.anglosaxonaloud.com.Hehasgiven lecturesinEngland,Finland,Italy,Canada,andthroughouttheUnitedStates. DroutlivesinDedham,Massachusetts,withhiswifeRaquelD’Oyen,their daughterRhys,andtheirsonMitchell. YoumayenjoytheseotherModernScholarcoursesbyProfessorDrout: AHistoryoftheEnglishLanguage AWaywithWordsI:Writing,Rhetoric,andtheArtofPersuasion AWaywithWordsII:ApproachestoLiterature BardoftheMiddleAges:TheWorksofGeoffreyChaucer FromHeretoInfinity:AnExplorationofScienceFictionLiterature Rings,Swords,andMonsters:ExploringFantasyLiterature 4 UT123_A Way With Words III.qxp:UT123_Way with Words III Bklt 5/7/08 8:44 AM Page 5 LLC Books, Recorded by ©2008 mons; m Si Joie by coverillustrations White; Ed by design Cover Introduction InAWaywithWordsIandII,ProfessorMichaelD.C.DroutofWheaton Collegeaddressedtheroleofrhetoricinpeople’slivesandexaminedthe manywaystoapproachliterature.Inthethirdpartofthisextraordinaryseries, ProfessorDroutcontinuestoexplorehumanity’sintimateassociationwithlan- guage,heredelvingintothefinerpointsofgrammar.Theintricaciesofgram- mar,infact,shouldnotberelegatedtotherealmoffussy“guardiansofthe language,”butareratheressentialcluesallcanemploytocommunicate moreexactly.Insuchalight,thiscourseformsaninvaluableguideforevery- onefromallfieldsofinterest. ANoteonTypesettinginThisBooklet Thereisadistincttypefontchangebetweenourstandardtypeface(Arial,a sansseriftypeface)andJuniusModern(aseriftypeface)usedforspecial charactersettingsforpassagessetinOldEnglish. 5 UT123_A Way With Words III.qxp:UT123_Way with Words III Bklt 5/14/08 7:08 AM Page 6 Lecture1: TheRedPandaandtheDroutWay: ASensibleApproachtoGrammar TheSuggestedReadingforthislectureisDavidCrystal’sTheFightfor English:HowLanguagePunditsAte,Shot,andLeft,chapters1to16. henpeoplefindoutthatI’manEnglishprofessor,they oftensaythingslike,“Uh-oh,I’dbetterwatchmygram- mar.”Thisisironic,becausealthoughIteachwritingand OldEnglishandthereforedoteachmystudentsgrammar, mostEnglishteachingatthecollegelevelseemstohave nothingtodowithgrammar.Andinfactmostofthepeople whosay“I’dbetterwatchmygrammar”arealreadycollege educated,sotheyhavetheoreticallyalreadystudiedEnglishat ahighlevel.Andyetit’sthefirstthingpeoplesay.Never“Uh-oh,I’dbetter watchmyliteraryandrhetoricalanalysis”or“Uh-oh,betternotgetconfused betweendramaticandsituationalirony”or“Uh-oh,don’twanttomixupOld EnglishandMiddleEnglishnow.”Italwayscomesbacktogrammar. Thisindicatestomethatthereissomerealinsecurityamongpeopleabout grammar.Fewpeopleareembarrassedtoadmitthattheymightstrugglewith math(Idonotthinkthatthisisagoodthing,butwewillsetitasidefornow), butpeoplesimultaneouslyexpectthemselvestomakeerrorsingrammar, andtheyfeelbadaboutit.Errorsingrammarare,apparently,notwhat educatedpeopledo. Nowatacertainlevelthisisabsolutenonsense.Theaveragepersonpro- ducesthousandsofsentencesperdayandmillions,yes,millionsperyear. Thevastmajorityoftheseareentirelygrammatical.Apersonwhohas“bad grammar”isstillperfectlygrammaticalataratefarhigherthan95percentof thetime.Sowhytheangst?Thereisasimpleanswerandamorecomplex one.Simply,whennormalpeopletalkabout“watchingtheirgrammar”they arethinkingaboutsomethingdifferentthanlinguistswhoaretalkingabout “grammaticalcompetence.”Linguistsaremoreinterestedintheremarkable numberofthingsthatgoright,butregularpeoplearemuchmoreinterested inavoidingerrors.Theydon’twanttobe95percentright;theywanttobe 100percentright.Afterall,theerrorsarethethingsthatstandout. Themorecomplexansweristhatthegrammarthatpeopleareworried aboutisnotwhatlinguistsareconcernedwithwhentheylookat“grammatical competence”orcomparethestatementsproducedbyindividualswithdiffer- entsortsofaphasiatonormalspeech.Rather,peopleareinterestedinthe subtletiesofgrammarthatmarkparticularsocialrelations.Theyareworried E thatusingthe“wrong”kindofgrammarcouldputthemonthewrongsideof N O varioussocioculturalbarriers. E R Formostpeople,masteringcertainarcanerulesofgrammarandhaving U T enoughtimeandconcentrationtofollowthemisawayofseparatingout C E L 6 UT123_A Way With Words III.qxp:UT123_Way with Words III Bklt 5/7/08 8:44 AM Page 7 peoplefromeachother:basedonthisparticularlytinysubsetofusage,we cansaywhois“educated”andwhoisnot.Ofcoursetheuseofparticular grammaticalcuesisonlyslightlycorrelatedwithactualeducationallevelor intelligence,butmanypeoplestilldocareaboutit.Sowhenpeoplesay,“I’d betterwatchmygrammar,”theyarereallydoingwhatIsometimesdowhen Isaysomethinglike“IgrewupinsuburbanNewJerseyeatingCheeze-Whiz sandwichesandDintyMoorebeefstew,soIdon’tknowwhichforkorimple- mentgoeswithwhichdish.”Inthatsituation,besidesgettingalaugh,I’m saying,“Iknowtherearerulesaboutthisstuff,andIwanttoshowyou respect,butIdon’tactuallyknowwhattherulesare,sopleasedon’tthink poorlyofmefornotfollowingthem.”Thisapproach,bytheway,doesnot alwayswork.Butpeoplewhosay“Oh,anEnglishprofessor;I’dbetterwatch mygrammar”arereallysaying“Iknowthatyou,ProfessorDrout,English Professorthatyouare,mightspotdeviationsfromsomearbitrarystandard inafewaspectsofmygrammar.Thatgrammarwon’tbepreciselyperfect, becauseIhaven’tstudieditasmuchasyou.Sobysaying‘I’dbetterwatch mygrammar,’Iampreventingyoufromgoing‘gotcha!’whenIdon’tobeyall theconfusingandcomplicatedsocialcustomssurroundinggrammar.” Sowhatdowedo?Thereareacoupleofapproaches.OneIthinkisexem- plifiedbyLynneTruss’sexcellentbookEats,Shoots&Leaves:TheZero ToleranceApproachtoPunctuation.Inthishystericallyfunnybook,Truss proudlydefendsgrammatical“sticklers,”peoplewhowillcorrectyouabout yoursplitinfinitives,danglingparticiples,andmostofallaboutyourmisplaced apostrophes.Trussthinksthattraditional“correct”grammarandpunctuation areworthpreservingandthatweshouldstrivetofollow“correct”usageinthe littlethings.Then,ontheotherside,isDavidCrystal,whosebookTheFight forEnglish:HowLanguagePunditsAte,ShotandLeftisanattackonTruss andthe“sticklers.”Crystal,atrulydistinguishedlinguist,seesthe“sticklers” asattemptingtousetheirattentiontogrammarasawayofmaintainingclass boundaries,unfairlypenalizingpeoplefromdifferentsocialorculturalback- grounds,andgenerallyreinscribingallkindsofsocial,class,andraceatti- tudesthathethinksarebad. InsomewaysTrussandCrystalaretalkingpasteachother,andtheyeven acknowledgethatonoccasion.Crystalgoesoutofhiswaytosaythatheis notan“anythinggoes”guy(thoughhedoesn’tgivemuchinthewayofguid- anceastowhatgrammarhewouldsayis“bad”),andTruss,althoughshe relentlesslymocksthingsliketheuseofanapostrophetomarkthesimple pluralratherthanthepossessiveorthelackofanapostrophewhereit belongs,alsotalksabouthavingsympathyforpeoplewhofindthatthesimple s,withnoapostrophe,onwordsendinginavowelmightseemodd.Butreally neitheroneisengagingwiththeother’sarguments,andevenmore,neither onereallygiveswhatIthinkisa“sensible”approachtoone’sowngrammar. Crystal’spointthatweshouldacceptawidervarietyofusagesasgrammati- calisniceinsomekindofexistentialway,butitdoesnothingforpeoplewho arenotsatisfiedwiththeirowngrammar.Youcantellthesepeopleallyou wantthatprettymuchallutterancesbyfluentpeoplearegrammaticalasfar asalinguistisconcerned,butthatdoesn’thelpsomeonewhoisnothappy withhisorherowngrammaticalusage.Acomparisonwouldbeapersonal traineratagymwhosaid,“ProfessorDrout,youaren’tactuallyunhealthy,so 7 UT123_A Way With Words III.qxp:UT123_Way with Words III Bklt 5/7/08 8:44 AM Page 8 justbesatisfiedwiththewayyoulook.”Thetrainermaybeinonesense right,buthe’snothelpingmeaccomplishwhatIwanttoaccomplish.Thatis theproblemwithCrystal’sbook. Unfortunately,Trussisn’tparticularlyhelpful,either.Althoughshedoesgive youmanyrulesforpunctuation,andevengetssomeofthehistorybehindit right,herrulesdon’treallyhangtogetherintoageneralapproachthatis easytounderstand(Istillrecommendherbookstrongly).Mystudents alwayslovereadingTruss,buttheycomeawayfromitthewaytheycame awayfromeighth-gradegrammar:withsomepartiallyunderstoodrulesand alotofconfusion. TheDroutWay Ioffer,insteadofeitherTruss’s“stickler’s”approachorCrystal’s“almostany- thinggoesandjusttrytobemoreopen-minded”approach,somethingfar morereasonableandeffective,“TheDroutWay,”amiddlegroundbetween Crystal’s“let’scelebrategrammaticaldifferences”andTruss’s“zerotolerance” approach.Forontheonehand,Crystalisright:itisanobnoxiouspowerplay tocorrectsomeone’ssplitinfinitiveasawayoftryingtoshowsocialsuperiori- ty.Ontheotherhand,lifeiswhatitis.Thereareenoughpeoplewhoareprej- udicedagainstnonstandardgrammarthatit’sworthdevelopingyourown grammaticalknowledgesothat,whenyourunupagainstthesepeople,orif youjustmightrunupagainstthesepeople,youcanfollowtheconvention. SotheDroutWayisthis:learnaboutthedetailsofgrammar,andpickup “goodgrammar”becauseitissomethingincrediblyinterestingrelatingto otherhumanbeings.Butalsoknow,deepdowninside,thatagrammar “error”justmeansthatyoupickedupthewrongfork;ithasnothingtodowith yourintelligenceorinnategoodnessasaperson,butissimplyamostlyarbi- trarycustomyouhavenotyetentirelymastered,likeadancesteportheuse ofanewpieceoftechnology.Thenyoucanlearnaboutgrammarforthe sheerjoyofit.Andreally,learningaboutgrammarisjoyful.Itisawonderful feelingtounderstandwhytherulesarethewaytheyareandseehowmod- erngrammar—thekindlinguistsdo—explainsthoseseeminglyarbitraryrules. AndthatisthesecondpartoftheDroutWay.Althoughwedonotimmediate- lydelveintowhatIamcallingmoderngrammar,whichtechnicallyshouldbe calledtransformationalgenerativegrammar,wedousetheinsightsthatmod- ernlinguisticshavegained.Butatthesametimewedon’tignorealltheold rulesandterminology.Ratherweusemodern,transformationalgenerative grammartoexplaintheold-schoolrules. TheRedPanda Irepresent“TheDroutWay”withtheredpanda,whichwillbe ourtotemanimalfortherestofthiscourse.Bizarrely,regular, blackandwhitepandas,ailuropodamelanoleuca(which means“blackandwhitecat-foot”),havebecomethemas- E cotsofgrammar.ItgoesbacktoTruss’sbookaboutpunc- N O tuation.Shetellsthefollowingjoke: E R Apandawalksintoacafé.Heordersasandwich,eatsit, U T thendrawsagunandfirestwoshotsintheair. ©Clipart.com C E L 8 UT123_A Way With Words III.qxp:UT123_Way with Words III Bklt 5/7/08 8:44 AM Page 9 “Why?”askstheconfusedwaiter,asthepandamakestowardsthe exit.Thepandaproducesabadlypunctuatedwildlifemanualandtoss- esitoverhisshoulder. “I’mapanda,”hesaysatthedoor.“Lookitup.” Thewaiterturnstotherelevantentryand,sureenough,finds anexplanation. “Panda.Largeblack-and-whitebear-likemammal,nativetoChina. Eats,shootsandleaves.” NowI’llbeapedanticprofessorbyexplainingthejoke:thepandainterpreted “eats,shootsandleaves”as“eats,thenshoots,thenleaves”insteadof“eats: shoots—suchasbambooshoots—andleaves.”Thepointisthatthepunctua- tionmatters. DavidCrystal’sbookalsohasapandaonthecover,thoughhedoesn’thave apandajoke.HejustsaysthatthecriticsofEnglishusage,the“language pundits,”justate,shot,andleft.Sonowthepandaistheofficialmascotof grammarbooks.Trussuseditoneway,andCrystalistryingtoreappropriate it.Butalthoughthisisagrammarcourse,Iamnotgoingtolowermyselfto engaginginpanda-squabbling.Theycankeeptheirordinaryblack-and-white panda.Iwillusetheredpanda. Alongtimeago,rightwhenIgraduatedfromcollegein1990,Iwentona triptotheBronxZoowithmybestfriendfromcollege,theBroadwayactress ChristianeNoll.Wesawasignforthe“redpanda”intheHimalayanpartof thezoo.Christiewasreallyexcitedtoseethis“redpanda,”sowegotonthe monorailthatyouhadtorideontoseethepanda.Weendedupsittingright ©JoieSimmons/RecordedBooks,LLC 9