TV's Queen of Mean meets every housewife's dream.
The ongoing Twitter feud between top chefs Eliza Spoon and Lorenzo D'amore makes them an ideal combination for a new TV show. She was the Nations darling before her acrimonious divorce and the unfortunate ensuing revelations. He is 60, he's sexy and he bakes. What more could a woman want?
The producers are rubbing their hand together, not realising the explosion that is about to take place.
Hold on to your spatula's, things are about to get messy!