Description:From the author of Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell?: Nothing but puns—from the old to the newsworthy and everything in between. All puns intended in this book guaranteed to add some laughs into your life. You can count on the so-called "lowest form of humor" to raise your mood, even when everything around you is on fire. Why? Because wordplay is where it's at—in headlines, in stand-up routines, in classic literature, and even in politics, where humor is needed more than ever before. When there's a sale on tennis balls, it's first come, first serve. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Why does the Pope travel so much? Because he's a roamin' Catholic. What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The Grape Wall of China! O-pun the door to more than 800 goodies that will have you howling or groaning, but certainly—like the surgery patient—in stitches.