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13905.FM 50ThingsGuysShouldKnow 2/24/06 12:59 PM Page iii 50 THINGS EVERY GUY SHOULD KNOW HOW TO DO Celebrity and Expert Advice on Living Large Edited by Daniel Kline & Jason Tomaszewski A PLUME BOOK PLUME Published by Penguin Group Penguin Group (USA) Inc., 375 Hudson Street, New York, New York 10014, U.S.A. Penguin Group (Canada), 90 Eglinton Avenue East, Suite 700, Toronto, Ontario, Canada M4P 2Y3 (a division of Pearson Penguin Canada Inc.) Penguin Books Ltd., 80 Strand, London WC2R 0RL, England Penguin Ireland, 25 St. Stephen’s Green, Dublin 2, Ireland (a division of Penguin Books Ltd.) Penguin Group (Australia), 250 Camberwell Road, Camberwell, Victoria 3124, Australia (a division of Pearson Australia Group Pty. Ltd.) Penguin Books India Pvt. Ltd., 11 Community Centre, Panchsheel Park, New Delhi – 110 017, India Penguin Books (NZ), cnr Airborne and Rosedale Roads, Albany, Auckland 1310, New Zealand (a division of Pearson New Zealand Ltd.) Penguin Books (South Africa) (Pty.) Ltd., 24 Sturdee Avenue, Rosebank, Johannesburg 2196, South Africa Penguin Books Ltd., Registered Offices: 80 Strand, London WC2R 0RL, England First published by Plume, a member of Penguin Group (USA) Inc. Electronic edition, May 2006 Copyright © Daniel Kline and Jason Tomaszewski, 2006 All rights reserved 50 things every guy should know how to do : celebrity and expert advice on living large / edited by Daniel Kline & Jason Tomaszewski. p. cm. MSR ISBN 0-7865-6352-4 AEB ISBN 0-7865-6353-2 1. Men—Life skills guides. I. Title: Fifty things every guy should know how to do. II. Kline, Daniel E., 1944– III. Tomaszewski, Jason. HQ1090.A15 2006 646.70081—dc22 2005034867 Set in Galliard Without limiting the rights under copyright reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise), without the prior written permission of both the copyright owner and the above publisher of this book. PUBLISHER’S NOTE The scanning, uploading, and distribution of this book via the Internet or via any other means without the permission of the publisher is illegal and punishable by law. Please purchase only authorized electronic editions, and do not participate in or encourage electronic piracy of copyrighted materials. Your support of the author’s rights is appreciated. Making or distributing electronic copies of this book constitutes copyright infringement and could subject the infringer to criminal and civil liability. www.penguin.com 13905.FM 50ThingsGuysShouldKnow 2/24/06 12:59 PM Page v To our parents, because there are still a few things you can’t learn from celebrities. 13905.FM 50ThingsGuysShouldKnow 2/24/06 12:59 PM Page vii Contents Introduction xiii 1. HOW TO GET DRESSED FOR A DATE 1 Carson Kressley, member of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’s “Fab Five” 2. HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH 4 Carrot Top, comedian, product spokesperson 3. HOW TO GET A WOMAN TO DATE YOU 6 Britney Rears, adult film star 4. HOW TO COOK FOR YOUR WOMAN 9 Michael Symon, celebrity chef, Food Network host 5. HOW TO HAVE A THREESOME 14 Suzy Baer, author, Step by Step Threesome 6. HOW TO PICK AN ENGAGEMENT RING 19 Moshe Levy, diamond wholesaler 7. HOW TO LAST LONGER IN BED 22 Peter North, adult film star 8. HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR WIFE IS CHEATING ON YOU 24 Paul Dank, owner, Advanced Surveillance Group and CheatingSpousePI.com 13905.FM 50ThingsGuysShouldKnow 2/24/06 12:59 PM Page viii viii Contents 9. HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE 28 Judith Brandt, author, The 50-Mile Rule: Your Guide to Infidelity and Extramarital Etiquette 10. HOW TO BALANCE WORK AND FAMILY 35 Wayne Parker, professional speaker 11. HOW TO CARE FOR CHILDREN 40 Melvin Mora, Baltimore Orioles third baseman 12. HOW TO GET A DIVORCE 42 Sam Bradley, divorce attorney 13. HOW TO COACH A TEAM 46 Joe Walton, former head coach of the New York Jets, current head coach at Robert Morris University 14. HOW TO GET A JOB IN SPORTS 53 Bill Dwyre, sports editor, the Los Angeles Times 15. HOW TO THROW A PERFECT SPIRAL 57 Bernie Kosar, former Cleveland Browns quarterback 16. HOW TO PLAY NO-LIMIT TEXAS HOLD ’EM 60 Amarillo Slim, poker legend 17. HOW TO WIN MORE (OR LOSE LESS) AT A CASINO 65 Bill Burton, gambling expert, About.com casino gambling host 18. HOW TO BET AT THE TRACK 70 Jerry Bailey, Racing Hall of Fame jockey 19. HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR GOLF GAME 74 Mark Blakemore, PGA golf professional 20. HOW TO BE A BETTER BOWLER 78 Chris Barnes, PBA professional 13905.FM 50ThingsGuysShouldKnow 2/24/06 12:59 PM Page ix Contents ix 21. HOW TO WIN (OR AVOID) A FIGHT 81 Jeff Jarrett, professional wrestler 22. HOW TO GET A JOB 83 Nick Corcodilos, Asktheheadhunter.com 23. HOW TO START YOUR OWN BUSINESS 90 Stephanie Chandler, author, founder Businessinfoguide.com 24. HOW TO TACKLE HOME IMPROVEMENTS 95 Kevin O’Connor, host, This Old House 25. HOW TO BUY A CAR 99 Jeff Ostruff, consumer advocate, CarBuyingTips.com 26. HOW TO DECLARE BANKRUPTCY 105 Audrey Blondin, former Connecticut Director of the National Association of Consumer Bankruptcy Attorneys 27. HOW TO BUY A HOUSE 111 Bill Janovitz, Realtor, musician 28. HOW TO TRAVEL CHEAPLY 114 Sheryl Mexic, owner, Biddingfortravel.com 29. HOW TO GET OUT OF DEBT 118 Debby Fowles, author, The Everything Personal Finance in Your 20s & 30s Book 30. HOW TO GET A TABLE AT A POPULAR RESTAURANT 122 Jonathan Waxman, chef/owner, New York’s Barbuto 31. HOW TO ORDER THE RIGHT DRINK CORRECTLY 125 Dan Rogan, professional bartender 13905.FM 50ThingsGuysShouldKnow 2/24/06 12:59 PM Page x x Contents 32. HOW TO PICK THE PERFECT BEER 131 Julie Bradford, editor, All About Beer magazine 33. HOW TO SELECT THE PERFECT WINE 136 Paul Wagner, wine expert 34. HOW TO WIN AN EATING CONTEST 141 Edward “Cookie” Jarvis, champion eater 35. HOW TO SELECT AND COOK THE PERFECT STEAK 144 Tiffany Collins, culinary director, Texas Beef Council 36. HOW TO BEAT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET 149 Hank Fraley, starting center, Philadelphia Eagles 37. HOW TO BUY CIGARS 152 James Yee, cigar expert 38. HOW TO GET IN (OR BACK INTO) SHAPE 156 Mike Ryan, fitness trainer to the stars 39. HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT 159 Richard Simmons, diet guru 40. HOW TO SPEAK IN PUBLIC 163 Joe Tait, play-by-play announcer for the Cleveland Cavaliers 41. HOW TO GET A MASSAGE 166 Christopher Hall, massage therapist 42. HOW TO NEGOTIATE 169 Reed Bergman, sports agent 43. HOW TO CHANGE YOUR OIL 172 Memo Gidley, race car driver 13905.FM 50ThingsGuysShouldKnow 2/24/06 12:59 PM Page xi Contents xi 44. HOW TO PIMP YOUR RIDE 176 Q, manager, West Coast Customs Sidebar: Robert V. Gay Jr., owner of two Nationwide Insurance branches 45. HOW TO GET ON A REALITY SHOW 180 Mark Cronin, producer, The Surreal Life 46. HOW TO PICK A MOVIE 184 Leonard Maltin, movie critic 47. HOW TO SURVIVE ARMY BOOT CAMP 187 Rod Powers, retired Air Force sergeant 48. HOW TO TALK TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT TOUGH TOPICS 191 Ethan Zohn, Survivor contestant, creator, Grassroots Soccer 49. HOW TO HANDLE BEING ARRESTED 195 Jack Bradley, attorney 50. HOW TO SURVIVE TIME IN PRISON 200 Edward Bales, chief psycholgoist, Federal Prison Consultants Acknowledgments 205 13905.FM 50ThingsGuysShouldKnow 2/24/06 12:59 PM Page xiii Introduction Finding out who moved your cheese won’t make you rich, busting sugar won’t make you thin, and no set of rules will possibly trick you into marrying an ugly woman. “They” aren’t organized enough to keep the natural cures away from you and if you need an owner’s manual for yourself, you have problems that no book can possibly solve. Just reading a book won’t help you lose weight, make money, or become better looking any more than just buying a weight bench will make you stronger. Like late-night infomer- cials, most advice books promise things they can’t possibly de- liver and fail in a spectacular fashion. No one has written about an easy way to make money, lose weight, or achieve endless happiness, for the simple reason that these things aren’t easy. The secret way to achieve all of these things is exactly the same, no matter what you’re wishing for: Work hard and get a little bit lucky. Our appetite for easy answers in book form has become so great that people have become famous just by writing them. The best way to achieve fame seems to be either creating a fad diet that involves eating only one food or designing a philoso- phy that makes no sense to anyone except Madonna. With 50 Things Every Guy Should Know How to Do, we wanted to create an advice book in which people who actually know how to do stuff share information that you can really use. You wouldn’t want Carrot Top to teach you how to perform open-heart surgery, but the man knows how to make people

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The guy’s guide to 50 essential skills—by the guys (and gals) who know best From picking the right beer to running for elected office, this is an indispensable guide to the skills that every well-rounded male should master. Daniel Kline and Jason Tomaszewski go straight to the experts, obtaining
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