Praise for the first edition of The Gospel according to The Simpsons “Thoughtful and genuinely entertaining.” — Publishers Weekly “A seriously funny examination of the popular TV show.” — Booklist “A straight-faced (yet unavoidably amusing) look at the program’s treatment of faith, ethics, and, yes, ‘family values.’” —Toronto Star “If you believe in the power of popular culture to teach Christian theology, ethics, and values, then Mark Pinsky’s The Gospel according to The Simpsons needs to be at the top of your reading list.” —Circuit Rider “The Simpsons is one of the most subtle pieces of propaganda around in the cause of sense, humility, and virtue. Mark Pinsky manages to decipher the code without deadening the humor, which is quite an achievement.” —The Most Reverend Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury “I’ve never been much of a TV watcher. It’s against my religion, as they used to say. But now Mark Pinsky’s The Gospel according to The Simpsons has made me at least a partial convert. I was blind, but now I see that in The Simpsons anyway, there is goodness galore—intelligence, hilarious writing, insight, telling social criticism and commentary, and plenty of helpful hints for spiritually challenged people like me. Thanks to Pinsky and The Simpsons my conscience has been caught, my train of thought has finally left the station, and I’ve been thoroughly delighted without feeling guilty about it. Now when The Simpsons is on, I’m in the front row. I’ve even learned how to use the remote.” —Robert L. Short, author of The Gospel According to Peanuts “This is a brilliant, witty, readable book, which every Simpsons lover will want to read, every parent should read, and every Christian needs to read immediately.” —Theodore Baehr, chairman of the Christian Film & Television Commission and publisher of Movieguide™ “Mark Pinksy has written a wonderfully helpful book that every congregational leader ought to read. At one moment, it contains humorous accounts from The Simpsons that will lift the reader’s soul with mirth. At the next, it provides the “aha” that comes from an insightful cultural analysis about the knotty relationship between the American family and popular religion. His book will bring many rich returns.” —Robert Parham, executive director, Baptist Center for Ethics For Sallie, Liza, and Asher and in memory of my parents, Charlotte and Oscar Pinsky Introduction to the Second Edition: Epiphany on the Sofa George Bush the Elder once denounced it; his wife, Barbara, called it dumb. Former Education Secretary William Bennett questioned its values. So the dilemma loomed: Should my wife, Sallie, and I allow our young kids to watch The Simpsons? Many considered the show to be abrasive, abusive—even abominable. We were concerned, as most parents are, that our children would grow up too quickly because of what they saw on the screen. When our son Asher (then 11) and our daughter Liza (then 8) took an interest in The Simpsons, I began to watch it with them— and was I ever surprised! At first, the popular program featuring a spikey-haired kid seemed to be the antithesis of Leave It to Beaver, a program my brother Paul and I watched with our parents in our suburban home. But the modern cartoon sitcom turned out to be family-friendly and full of faith. Even Barbara Bush and Bill Bennett eventually backpedaled. George Bush pere, who was able to embrace Saturday Night Live impersonator Dana Carvey, has not yet recanted his criticism of the series. How did it happen? What made The Simpsons so popular and its popularity so durable? Would regular viewers be catching some glimpses of faith that the spiritually faithful have been trying to communicate for years? What lessons might the program have for viewers of varying spiritual, moral, political, and social stripes? On Sunday nights, when America’s best-known dysfunctional family is a fixture in millions of households, many Christians are in church. At home, the less devout were probably tuned to the longtime competition, Touched by an Angel, which usually won the ratings time period when the two shows went head to head. But a lot of people are watching The Simpsons, and have been watching faithfully and, yes, religiously for nearly two decades. “Simpsons fans treat Sunday as a day of worship,” wrote Jon Horowitz of Rutgers University in an unpublished paper. “Not early mornings at church; 8 P.M. in front of the holiest of holies, the TV tuned into the FOX network.”1 In addition to the millions who watch the series each week, millions more tune in each week to watch reruns of the show in syndication (it was still rated first among all rerun shows in the 1994–1995 season). More than 180 Fox affiliates carry the new episodes on Sunday nights. Over 250 stations in the U.S. and Canada air the highly rated reruns, some twice a day or more. Around the world, it is more popular than Baywatch, reaching sixty million people a week in more than seventy countries (though not in Costa Rica or the Dominican Republic, where it is banned as an affront to family values, or in prime time in China, to avoid competing against local programs), dubbed in dozens of languages. A syndicated Sunday comic strip in 250 newspapers reaches an audience of fourteen million, and hundreds of thousands of copies of more than two dozen authorized books about the show have been sold—part of a billion-dollar Simpsons merchandise industry. By the 1990s there were more than a thousand Simpsons Web sites in cyberspace. In July 2007 came the long-awaited feature film. “Our greatest hope is the movie winds up inspiring a lot of new audiences to actually come to the show,” Peter Liguori, Fox’s president of entertainment, told the Orlando Sentinel ’s Hal Boedeker at the Television Critics’ meeting in Hollywood in January 2007. “The show is about as creatively fertile as it’s ever been.” Asked if there is too much Simpsons material in circulation, Liguori replied, “The answer is no. . . . In this current environment, given the paucity of comedy, an audience is going to show up to a really funny show. I think it can go on for a long time.” Series creator Matt Groening told the critics that the reason for the film’s July release was that “We’re coming up on the twentieth year of the show, we’re coming up on the four hundredth episode, and if we’re ever going to do it, we should do it now. . . . I thought it would really be neat to do a movie while the fans are still clamoring for it.” Added Simpsons co-developer James L. Brooks, “For our animators to have this kind of scope and this stuff to play with for the first time, I can’t tell you what that means to them.” In prime time, the series has ranged from the fringes of the top 15 in the Nielsen ratings to the 30s, doing best among males ages 18–49. In the 2000– 2001 season, eleven years after it began, the show actually gained in the ratings, and its 2000–2001 premiere pulled sixteen million viewers. The series ended the 2000–2001 season ranked 21 of 150 network shows, but was still the third most watched show on Fox. Through the first half of the 2006–2007 season, The Simpsons dropped to number 47 overall in rankings by Nielsen Media Research, while still maintaining an average of 9.5 million viewers a week. Among 18–49- year-old viewers coveted by advertisers, it rated a respectable number 20. As important to Fox as the show’s ratings success was The Simpsons’ continued critical acclaim, superlatives that rained on Rupert Murdoch’s fledgling network like manna from heaven. In its first dozen years, the show was nominated for thirty-four Emmys and has won twenty-three, including nine for best animated series. It has also won a Peabody award, which recognizes distinguished achievement in radio and television. Time magazine called The Simpsons the twentieth century’s best television show, and the entertainment industry took note of the series’ tenth anniversary with a star on Hollywood Boulevard. The show has made the cover of TV Guide a dozen times. During the same two-week period in early 2001, the Simpsons appeared on the covers of both Christianity Today and The Christian Century, two magazines at opposite ends of the Christian theological spectrum. Life magazine, in a cover titled “The Shows That Changed America: 60 Years of Network Television,” called The Simpsons the “millennium family unit: struggling, skeptical, disrespectful, ironic, hopeful. . . . The Simpsons verify our country’s strength: If they can make it in today’s America, who can’t?”2 In the words of cultural guru Kurt Andersen, it is “smarter, sharper and more allusive than any other show on television.”3 Robert Thompson, founding director of the Center for the Study of Popular Television at Syracuse University, said in a newspaper interview that the series “doesn’t compare just with other television programs, but with the best of American humor. Will Rogers, Mark Twain and The Simpsons can happily occupy the same stratosphere of respect in the annals of American humor.”4 The Simpsons has exerted an ongoing influence on American culture, high and low. “D’oh!” Homer’s expression of consternation, has been added to the Oxford English Dictionary. Bad boy Bart became a giant, sixty-foot balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. The New York Times predicted in its millennium edition, perhaps with tongue in cheek, that The Simpsons would still be a top-rated show in 2025, and suggested that one of the show’s characters, the avaricious nuclear plant owner Montgomery Burns, was a better-known exemplar of capitalism than Ayn Rand. A 1999 survey conducted by Roper Starch Worldwide found that 91 percent of American children between the ages of 10 and 17, and 84 percent of adults, could identify members of the Simpson family. In each case, this was a greater percentage than knew that the vice president of the United States was Al Gore— a man who later identified himself as a fan of the show to a high school crowd in Concord, New Hampshire. This influence may be nearly as great outside America. In Britain, where in recent years the show has rated higher than in the United States, former Prime Minister Tony Blair revealed himself to be a fan of the series. Campaigning for reelection in May of 2001 in the city of Norfolk, he confessed that he “is a bit of a Simpsons addict.” His wife, Cherie, rolled her eyes in embarrassment and confirmed that the English leader is devoted to the show. The prime minister appeared as himself in a 2005 episode. All this began in 1987 with 30 two-minute, animated vignettes that ran between segments of The Tracey Ullman Show on the Fox Television Network. The family was created by cartoonist Matt Groening, then best known for a comic strip called Life in Hell, which appeared in alternative weekly newspapers. The Simpsons are a lower-middle-class family living in the town of Springfield, in an unidentified state. They consist of: Father—Homer, bald and overweight, with a weakness for beer, pork chops, television, and donuts. Employed as a safety inspector at the local nuclear power plant. Named for character of the same name in Nathaniel West’s Hollywood classic, Day of the Locust. Also shares first name with Groening’s father. Mother—Marge, a long-suffering, stay-at-home mom with a towering beehive of blue hair. Same first name as Groening’s mother. Son—Bart (an anagram for “brat”), a ten-year-old with a world-class attitude. Standin for young Matt. Daughter—Lisa, a good-hearted and gifted eight-year-old, usually dressed in a strapless red frock and a strand of Barbara Bush pearls. Name of one of the Groening sisters. Baby—Maggie, who does not speak and is rarely seen without her pacifier. Name of another Groening sister. So popular were The Simpsons snippets on The Tracey Ullman Show that in 1990 the family got its own half-hour series on Fox. In the ultimate counterprogramming move, Fox first put their edgy new series into what was considered a suicide slot on Thursday nights, opposite the wholesome and high- flying Cosby Show, then number one in the ratings. The contrast between the two family comedies could not have been more stark, and The Simpsons caused a sensation, sparking denunciations throughout the nation over the next few years as the animated show moved to Sunday nights and became even more popular. Across the country, merchandise featuring Bart Simpson and his disrespectful catch phrases such as “Don’t have a cow, man,” and “Eat my shorts” caused outrage. In April 1990, the principal of Cambridge Elementary School in Orange County, California, banned students from wearing the Bart shirts to school. In June, Mayor Sharpe James of Newark, New Jersey, asked retail stores and street vendors in his city to stop selling the shirts, according to the Associated Press. “Just at a time when we are trying to get our young people to develop their abilities to the fullest, we get a tee-shirt with a popular cartoon character saying he is proud to be an underachiever,” James told the Associated Press.5 J.C. Penney halted sales of the offending shirt. Nowhere was the initial uproar more vigorous than in America’s pulpits. Upset by his child imitating Bart at the dinner table, an outraged member of Willow Creek Community Church near Chicago complained to one of the ministers, Lee Strobel, who in turn preached a widely reprinted sermon titled “What Jesus Would Say to Bart Simpson.” A Baptist pastor, Dan Burrell, recorded an educational audiotape entitled “Raising Beaver Cleaver Kids in a Bart Simpson World,” instructing parents how to rear their children with “value and character.” America’s moral leaders thundered that this nuclear but troubled family was the latest evidence of the fall of Western civilization. When drug czar and former education secretary William Bennett visited a rehabilitation center in Pittsburgh in 1990, he spotted a Bart Simpson poster on the wall with the caption, “Underachiever and Proud of It.” Bennett then asked, “You guys aren’t watching The Simpsons, are you? That’s not going to help you any.” Bennett later retreated from his criticism, acknowledging that he didn’t watch the show. Making the best of the backlash, he retorted several days later, “I’ll have to sit down and have a talk with the little spike head.”6 From his own bully pulpit, President George H. W. Bush told the National Religious