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The Dramatics are Never Ending

by Jake Wolf

Category: Naruto, Total Drama series
Genre: Adventure, Humor
Language: English
Characters: Naruto U.
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2016-04-21 21:03:33
Updated: 2016-04-21 21:03:33
Packaged: 2016-04-27 13:52:43
Rating: M
Chapters: 1
Words: 3,752
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Summary: A story about the total drama crew with Naruto Uzumaki being
from the Total Drama universe. How will things change with Naruto
added, who knows. It's a naruto harem so you'll have ot see how I
make this work as its' not a manga or an anime.

The Dramatics are Never Ending

The Dramatics Are Never Ending.

Legalities: I own neither total drama island nor Naruto. This is a
crossover but only Naruto is from the TD world. It's a harem, so
let's see how things work out. That said this is an adult story so
don't be surprised if there are adult situations. That all said I
only own some of the challenges and the plot. The rest belongs to
their respective owners and makers. The ideas were somewhat inspired
by Total Drama Naruto, What a Dramatic Life, and other
stories.

Chapter 1: Campers and Tag

"_Sochi, I have something to tell you," said the woman with long red
hair and a slightly rounded face. Her son looked up at her
questioningly but smiled. His mother smiled back and said softly "I
need to tell you about your father." The boy blinked and looked at
her skeptically. As far as he knew his father was a brave man. His
mother looked at him and said "You're father is a special man I fell
in love with in Highschool. He is…" _The red head woke up with a
start, his bangs covering his eyes as his childhood friend banged on
his door.

He yawned and said "Yes?"

The person banging on the door yelled "GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR IDIOT!
WE'RE GOING TO MISS THE BOAT IF YOU DON'T HURRY!"

The idiot in question grabbed his bag and pulled on his shades hiding
his cerulean blue eyes. He yawned and said "I'm coming Heat chan, I'm
coming." He opened his door and tossed his bag over his shoulder
pulling out a pack of gum and tossing a piece into his mouth chewing
it as he walked alongside Heat chan. He grinned at her as they
approached the boat and said "I can't believe you wanted to do this,
but hey at least we get to meet new people." Heat chan just snorted
and he said "Ah don't be like that. I mean come on if you be like
that how am I supposed to cheer you
up?"

********************************************TDANE*********************
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"Yo we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Matoska
Ontario. I'm you're host, Chris McClain, dropping Season one of the
hottest new reality show on television at this very moment. Here's
the deal 23 campers signed up to attend 8 weeks at this old summer
camp. They'll compete in challenges and have to face their fellow
campers' judgement. Every three days one team will either get a
reward or face elimination." Chris said.

He walked up to the campfire pit as he continued explaining "Their
fate will be decided at a dramatic campfire ceremony. Each week all
but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end only one will
be left standing and will receive the award of One Hundred Thousand
Dollars and cheesy tabloid fame. Our campers will have to face flies,
grizzlies, disgusting camp food, and each other. Every moment will be
captured on one of the hundreds of cameras situated throughout the
island. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here at this
moment on…**Total…Drama…Island!" **

The cameras zoom in on the Dock of Shame, where Chris stands greeting
the campers. The first camper to arrive was Beth. Chris smirked as he
explained "Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Alright it's time to
meet our first couple of campers. We told them they'd be staying at a
five star resort, so if they seem pissed that's why." Beth was a
pudgy girl with chestnut brown hair and glasses. She was wearing a
dark green shirt with a lighter green vest with a few buttons on it.
She ran up to Chris who said "Beth what's up?"

Beth hugged Chris and said "It's so incredulous to meet you, but
you're shorter in person."

Chris stared at her and said "Uh, Thanks." He turned as the boat
returned with a six foot tall Jamaican boy with dark skin. He was
wearing a jersey, a white hat, and shorts. Chris grinned and said
"DJ."

DJ gave him a high five and said "Yo Chris McClean. How's it going?
You sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub
at?"

Chris smirked and said "Yo dog this is it, Camp Wawanakwa." He
pointed with his hands and watched as DJ walked away.

DJ said "Looked a lot different on the application form."

Next to arrive was a girl with teal hair, a black shirt with
multicolored sleeves, showed her belly, and she had a skirt with

leggings and black combat boots. Chris smiled at the camera and said
"Hey Gwen." She stared at him for a few seconds. He raised an eyebrow
questioningly.

She asked "You mean we're staying here?"

Chris smirked and said "No you're staying here. My crib's an
airstream with AC that way," pointing behind him.

Gwen said "I did not sign up for this."

Chris grinned and pulled out a contract waving it in her face. He
smirked as Gwen tore up the contract and pulled out a second. He said
"The great thing about lawyers is they make lots of copies."

Gwen turned away and said "I'm not staying here."

Chris smirked and said "I hope you can swim. Cause your ride just
left." The boat honked its horn as it drove away.

Gwen glared and said "Jerk," before walking over to where the other
contestants were gathered.

Next to arrive was Geoff. He was about five foot nine to five eleven
in height, had long blonde hair that went to his shoulders, wore an
open pink shirt, and blue shorts held up by a belt and a pair of
sandals on his feet. He hopped off the boat and flipped through the
air then landed and said "Chris McClean, What's up man? It's an honor
to meet you man."

Chris grinned and said "The Geoffster, welcome to the island
man."

Geoff replied "Thanks Man." They bumped fists and Geoff headed to the
other contestants.

The next contestant to arrive was Lindsay. She was a platinum blonde
wearing a bandanna, a red halter top with a brown vest, an orange
skirt, and brown cowboy pants. Chris said "Everybody this is
Lindsay," then whispered behind his hand to the cameras "Not too
shabby."

Lindsay walked up and said "Hiiii. Ok you look so familiar."

Chris sighed and said "I'm Chris McClean, host of the show?"

Lindsay said "Oh that's where you're from. Cool." She turned and
walked past him to the other campers. Chris watched her go then
turned back to the lake where the boat was pulling up with the next
contestants.

He said "Heather and Naruto." The two were relatively close in
height, the guy a little taller than the girl. They were both of
Asian Descent; one Korean the other Japanese, The boy had whisker
marks on his face that looked natural, spiky red hair, and cerulean
blue eyes. He was wearing a red shirt with a swirl pattern on the
front and back in black. The girl was wearing a red top and brown
skirt with high heel wedges. Chris grinned and said "What's up you
two?"

Naruto smiled as Heather pulled off her sunglasses and he said "Hey
Chris. Not much to say other than this was a little unexpected
Dattebayo." Chris grinned at that and Naruto continued "So, this is
where we're staying?" Chris nodded and Heather scoffed as she walked
toward the other contestants. Naruto grinned and said "Interesting
place, Dattebayo." He walked to the others and said "Hello everyone,
my name is Naruto. I hope we can get along despite being
competitors." Everyone said Hello to Naruto and Heather, who was
unenthused.

Next to land was Duncan. Duncan was a punk. He had a spiky green
Mohawk over black hair, piercings in his ears, and was wearing a
black skull t shirt with jeans and sneakers. He walked up to Chris
who said "Duncan Dude."

Duncan replied "I don't like surprises."

Chris smirked and said "You're parole officer told me that dude. He
also told me to give him a call at any time to send you back to
Juvie."

Duncan replied "Alright then." He walked over to the others saying
"Hey Gorgeous I'll meet you by the campfire," as he passed Heather
and Naruto chuckled as she punched him in the shoulder
glaring.

Heather said "In your dreams Skeeze." She started to walk toward her
bag to grab her phone but Naruto grabbed her hand and shook his head.
She stared at him and said "What is your problem idiot?" Naruto just
smiled and she sighed then muttered "Fine we'll stay here but I'm
still getting my phone." Naruto nodded and put his arms behind his
head then stretched and leaned on a support for the dock. Heather
walked over to her bag and reached for her phone as someone came
flying in.

Chris said "Ladies and Gentlemen Tyler." Tyler was surfing behind his
boat when his head fell down and he flipped through the air flying
into the luggage and sending one of the items of luggage flying
through the air into the water and splashed Heather. She growled and
Naruto walked over helping her ring out her hair. Tyler was wearing a
red track suit with white lines. Chris yelled out "WICKED WIPE OUT
MAN!" Tyler's hand game up out of the luggage and gave a thumbs up in
reply.

Next up was Harold. Harold was wearing a blue shirt with a hamburger
on it and brown pants. He looked at everything and ended up staring
at the camp. Chris turned to him and said "Welcome to Camp Harold."
Harold continued to stare at the camp seeming to take it in. Naruto
glanced at the others and they all seemed to be confused, like
him.

Harold said "So you mean to tell me that everything's taking place at
some summer camp instead of a stage?" Chris nodded and said "Sweet,
this place suits my mad skills way better than a stage." He walked
over to the others and stood with them after putting his luggage
down. Naruto nodded at him and he nodded back then turned to wait for
the next contestant.

Next up was Trent. Chris said "Contestant Number Ten is Trent." Trent
was a musician with long black hair, a beige shirt with a decal on

it, and long black pants. He walked over and stood next to Gwen then
smiled at her. She looked away and he grinned, his eyes going half
lidded.

Contest number eleven was Bridgette. She walked off the boat with a
surf board in hand as Chris said "Contestant number eleven, our
surfer girl Bridgette." She was wearing a light blue hoodie with a
pair of shorts and a pair of sandals on her feet.

Duncan said "Nice board, this isn't Malibu honey."

Bridgette replied "I thought we were going to be on a beach."

Chris interjected with "We are."

Bridgette stared around and muttered "Great." She smacked Chris in
the head with her surf board on accident.

Next to arrive was Noah. Chris introduced him and he asked "You got
my list of life threatening allergies, right?" Noah was a tanned lad,
with black hair that fell to his shoulders, a red shirt and brown
pants.

Chris replied "Someone did."

Next to arrive was Leshawna. She was a large black girl wearing a
yellow shirt, jean shorts, and sandals. She said "What's up yawl
Leshawna's in the house. Yawl can just give up now; I'm in it to win
it."

Next were Katie and Sadie. The two were dressed in black and white
shirts with pink shorts and pink hair ties. Chris walked up and said
"Ladies. Sadie, Katie, it's nice to see you." They smiled at him and
walked to the others.

Next was the homeschooled boy Ezekiel. Ezekiel was wearing a green
hoodie, blue beanie, and camo pants. Chris asked him "Ezekiel what's
up man?"

The home schooler looked up and said "I think I see a bird,
Eh?"

Chris sighed and said "Ezekiel do me a favor and just be quiet."
Ezekiel nodded and stretched then walked over to the others. Chris
turned back to the cameras and said "Now we have a few things to
worry about. Next up is Cody, the Codester, the Codemeister."

Cody got off the boat and walked up to the others saying "I see the
ladies are here, great." He was wearing a red and white polo shirt
with blue jeans and sneakers.

Next up was Eva. Eva was wearing a blue shirt and shorts. She was a
muscular body builder and had black hair tied up in a ponytail. Chris
said "Welcome Eva."

After Eva was Owen, then Courtney, then Justin, then Izzy. After
everyone arrived Chris said "First things first, we need a group
photo." Everyone lined up on the pier where Chris prepared to take a
picture then said "Whoops forgot the lens cap." He took it off and
continued "Wait card's full." He started to take the picture as the

campers were dropped into the lake of the island. After that he said
"Everyone meet me at the campfire where we'll decide teams."

The campers dried off and headed to the campfire where they sat
around talking amongst themselves. Naruto looked around and saw that
Gwen was sitting by herself, and Heather seemed to be lost in her own
little world. He walked over to Gwen and said "Hello." Gwen looked up
at the red head wondering why someone who showed up with the Queen
Bee would be talking to her the Goth. Naruto held out his hand and
said "I'm Naruto, it's nice to meet you. I thought I'd say hi since
you and Heat-chan didn't seem to get along to well. Is everything
alright?"

Gwen nodded and said "Everything's fine. I'm just thinking about how
much trouble this campsite is going to be." Naruto nodded in
understanding and Gwen asked "What about you, shouldn't you be
hanging out with Queen Bee over there?"

Naruto chuckled slight and said "Heat-Chan's not so bad when you get
to know her." Gwen snorted at that and he said "No seriously, she's
just very Tsundere. She doesn't like to admit it though. Anyway it
was nice talking to you Gwen, I'm going to go bug Heat-chan now. Talk
to you later." Gwen nodded smiling slightly and Naruto walked over to
Heather then said "Hello Heat-chan."

She glared at him and said "Knock it off Idiot. I told you not to
call me that." Naruto bowed and muttered 'Gomen'. Heather studied him
and said "What's going on between you and creepy goth girl?" Naruto
shrugged and she said "Well don't go making any alliances. The only
one you can have an alliance with is me." Naruto snorted at that but
hugged her before walking off to talk with the rest of the
contestants since he wanted to get to know anyone who might be on his
team.

Naruto walked up to Owen who was super excited. He said "Konnichiwa
big O." Owen waved and he said "You seem excited. I'm guessing you
think you have a chance to win everything?" Owen nodded grinning and
Naruto patted his shoulder then said "Good luck." He turned and
walked back to Heather and sat down to wait for Chris. Everyone sat
down as Chris arrived.

Chris looked around and said "Welcome campers, to Camp Wawanakwa. You
all signed up to join Total Drama Island, a reality show where your
skills will be put to the test and you will all be challenged
relentlessly. First though we need to get rid of the twenty third
competitor so we can assign you teams. That said, we're going to play
a little game." At this Chris pulled out a black football with a
timer on it. He smirked as everyone stared and said "To that end,
we're playing paint bomb tag. Who'd like to start being it?"

Naruto grinned and said "I'll do it Dattebayo." Chris tossed him the
bomb and everyone else ran off. Naruto just sat there for a bit
humming softly.

Chris said "You know you can go at any time, right?"

Naruto nodded and said "Hai, but I want to give them a chance. It'll
make the game more fun Dattebayo." Chris slowly nodded in
understanding and walked off as Naruto got up and started the hunt.
He hummed softly as he searched around.

While Naruto was hunting Heather had locked herself in the washroom,
Gwen was watching Lindsay run around in circles, most of the girls
had locked themselves in the galley with Ezekiel, Geoff, and Trent,
Owen was hiding behind a large rock, Duncan was in the cabins, Izzy
was in the woods, and Tyler was in the boathouse. Everyone else was
scattered throughout the camp and woods.

Naruto walked into the boathouse where he heard chuckling and opened
a crate to find Tyler. He handed him the bomb and said "You have a
little over half an hour dattebayo. Good luck." He walked off and
stretched then ran into the woods and climbed a tree knowing
virtually no one ever looks up. However as he was sitting there he
was tackled by a swinging Izzy. He stared at her and said "Yes
Izzy?"

She smirked and said "Are your whisker's a tattoo?" He shook his head
and she started rubbing them gently causing him to purr.

Naruto said "Stoooooooooop." She giggled and continued rubbing his
whiskers. He groaned and nearly fell out of the tree his eyes glazed
over. When she finally stopped Naruto said "Oh boy, that was
horrible." Izzy giggled and swung away as Naruto sat there trying to
get his breath back and sort out his thoughts wondering why Izzy was
so fascinated by his birth marks and muttered "Stupid birthmarks. I
should have known they'd cause me nothing but trouble
dattebayo."

Meanwhile Tyler was walking around looking for someone to hand the
bomb off to. Finally he found Noah and said "It's all yours man,"
then ran off.

Noah looked up from his book and said "Oh well." He flipped a page
and occasionally checked the timer for the next five minutes, before
getting up and looking for someone to hand the bomb off to with
fifteen minutes remaining. It took Noah another ten minutes to find
Owen who'd just been thrown out of the communal washroom by Heather.
Owen banged on the door and Noah said "Sorry man. If it helps I
thought I heard some campers by the mess hall."

Owen nodded and started looking around for anyone. As the timer
ticked down, when there was ten seconds left he found Ezekiel who'd
just been thrown out of the mess hall for insulting the girls'
intelligence and strength. Owen handed off the ball causing Ezekiel
to freeze and ran away screaming. The bomb went off when the timer
hit Zero and a huge fountain of paint went up then splashed down on
Ezekiel coating the prairie boy in paint.

Over the loud speakers Chris called out "Alright Challenge over.
Everyone meet me by the flagpole to send our loser away, and start
sorting out teams." Everyone gathered around the flag pole and stared
at the multicolored Ezekiel. He coughed and Chris said "Well Ezekiel,
if you'd just kept your fucking mouth shut you wouldn't be the first
person eliminated. Ah well, time to take the walk of shame, and no
you can't have a shower."

Ezekiel sighed and walked toward the dock of shame where chef threw
him into the boat of losers and watched him sail away. Chris turned
back to the campers and said "Now for teams. On the first team we
have Gwen, Trent, Heather, Lindsay, Geoff, Katie, Sadie, Beth, Noah,

Tyler, and Leshawna. You guys will be the Screaming Gophers. On the
other team we have Izzy, Naruto, Bridgette, Owen, Duncan, Courtney,
DJ, Cody, Eva, Harold, and Justin. You guys are the Killer Bass.
Killer Bass get the left cabin, Screaming Gophers get the right. That
being said, get some rest because in the morning you have your second
challenge, and it's a reward challenge rather than elimination. Sleep
well." He turned and left leaving the campers to gather in their
cabins.

The girls walked into their cabins and suddenly Lindsay let out a
horrified scream. The guys rushed in only to see the girls running
from a cockroach; a bunch of campers jumped around trying to squish
or avoid the bug, until Naruto came in and picked up the bug telling
it "Easy little one, I'll save you." The cockroach purred surprising
everyone as Naruto carried it outside, only to pass Duncan. He said
"I'm taking care of it, but the axe would have been a little bit of
overkill dude."

Duncan shrugged and shouldered the axe then walked back to the boy's
side of the bass cabin. Naruto carried the cockroach into the woods
and set it down then watched it scurry away before walking back to
the girls' cabin. He knocked on the door, after watching Cody go
flying and eat dirt, then said "I saw that one of you had their bed
destroyed, want me to fix it?"

The girl's smiled at him and said "Yes please." He nodded and walked
off then came back with nails, a hammer, and some other equipment and
started to work on the frame of the bed before laying the mattress
down atop it and setting it up. Gwen hugged him saying "Thanks
Naruto, I was wondering what I was going to do when DJ crushed my
bed." Naruto smiled and waved off her thanks then headed back to the
male side of the bass cabin and lay down on the bottom bunk under DJ.
Everyone passed out as the sun went down, and prepared for the
challenge tomorrow.

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