CONTENTS Cover About the Book About the Author Also by Irvine Welsh Dedication Title Page Epigraph The Shooter Eurotrash Stoke Newington Blue Vat ’96 A Soft Touch The Last Resort on the Adriatic Sexual Disaster Quartet Snuff A Blockage in the System Wayne Foster Where the Debris Meets the Sea Granny’s Old Junk The House of John Deaf Across the Hall Lisa’s Mum Meets the Queen Mum The Two Philosophers Disnae Matter The Granton Star Cause Snowman Building Parts for Rico the Squirrel Sport for All The Acid House A Smart Cunt: a novella Acknowledgments Copyright About the Book An unsettling, shocking and very funny collection of stories. The characters in this extraordinarty book are often – on the surface – depraved, vicious, cowardly and manipulative, but their essential humanity is never undermined. Two professors of philosophy turn pugilists; Leith removal men become the objects of desire for Hollywood goddesses; God turns Boab Coyle into a house-fly; and in the novella, ‘A Smart Cunt’, the drug-addled young hero spins off on a collision course with his past. The Acid House is a bizarre, disturbing and hilarious collection from one of the most uncompromising and original writers around. About the Author Irvine Welsh is the author of several works of fiction. He lives in Dublin. ALSO BY IRVINE WELSH Fiction Trainspotting Marabou Stork Nightmares Ecstasy Filth Glue Porno The Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs If You Liked School, You’ll Love Work … Crime Drama You’ll Have Had Your Hole Babylon Heights (with Dean Cavanagh) Screenplay The Acid House For my parents, Pete and Jean Welsh, for all their love and support. IRVINE WELSH The Acid House When Caesar’s mushroom is in season It is the reversal of the mushroom season As Caesar’s mushroom comes in March The mushroom season is in September Six months earlier
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