Lincoln Center “5,000 Years of Chinese Music Coming to and Dance, in One Night ...” N as part of 2012 world tour. EW — The New York Times YO R K • W e e k e n d , Ja n u a ry 6 -8 , 2 0 1 2 ALL-NEW 2012 SHOW WITH LIVE ORCHESTRA LINCOLN CENTER JAN 11-15 DAVID H. KOCH THEATER Tickets ShenYun2012.com/NYC | Hotline: 800-818-2393 SHEN YUNNOTHING SHORT OF A MIR ACLE ... Flowing sleeves, 2009. 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A performance by Kingdom. Shen Yun is a presentation of traditional Chinese culture as it once was: a study in grace, wisdom, and the virtues During a single performance, Shen Yun transports au- distilled from the five millennia of Chinese civilization. diences across time and space, offering a cross-cultural experience that not only entertains, but more broadly, ed- Every year, Shen Yun unveils an entirely new lineup of ucates and inspires. After seeing the show, one audience dances, songs, and musical scores. At the core of Shen member marveled, “This production ... is nothing short of Yun’s performances is classical Chinese dance with China’s a miracle!” numerous ethnic and folk dance styles rounding out the evening. Story of Mulan, 2009. A DANCE SYSTEM TEMPERED OVER THOUSANDS OF YEARS Classical Chinese dance is one of the most demand- classical Chinese dance ideal for storytelling. ing and expressive art forms in the world. Grounded in Built on traditional aesthetics, classical Chinese dance 5,000 years of divinely inspired culture, classical Chinese was once passed down among the people, in imperial Shen Yun’s dance entails systematic training in movements and pos- courts and ancient plays. Over thousands of years, it was principal dancer tures, as well as very difficult leaps, flips, spins and other Cindy Liu in an constantly refined, eventually developing into the vast tumbling techniques. Richly expressive, it portrays per- International and distinctly Chinese dance form we know today. sonalities and feelings with unparalleled clarity, making Classical Chinese Dance competition. TICKETS LINCOLN CENTER DHKT | Jan 11-15 | www.ShenYun2012.com/NYC | Hotline: 800-818-2393 HE JUST WASN’T GIANTS THAT INTO HER THE WORD {page 12} PREPARE FOR THE END IS NEAR, WHAT’S WIZ DOING? 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Borcina removed The Manhattan the ashes at the girls’ district attorney’s request, according to office dismissed reports, so Santa would not be burned coming charges against a down the chimney. 20-year-old The embers ignited, woman arrested and only Badger and for self-abortion. Borcina were able to After a fetus was escape as the house found in the was destroyed. trash at a Badger’s parents, Washington Pauline, 69, and Lomer Heights building, Johnson, 71, also per- the woman told From left to right, Grace McCarthy, 7, Sarah Hudson, 7, and Lilian Elizabeth, 9. ished in the flames. police she drank “Most of all, Lily loved her sisters,” said Madonna Badger. “They were her best friends.” METRO/CB an herbal tea and miscarried. METRO/AB More than 1,000 people ecutive, broke down sever- tears. The girls died in a fire at her years, a person who packed inside Midtown’s St. al times while speaking, “All they left behind is Badger’s home in Stam- “saw the goodness in all of In the news Thomas Church Thursday but continued despite her love,” said Badger. ford, Conn. The home, us.” to pay their respects to which was under renova- The Badgers asked that three little girls who died in EMILY ANNE EPSTEIN/METRO tion at the time, was wired Lily, Grace and Sarah be re- a tragic Christmas Day fire. Famous names for smoke detectors and membered through acts of Madonna Badger, the alarms, but they hadn't service. Each guest was giv- grieving mother of Lily, 9, among grievers been installed yet, accord- en a donation card for a and twins Grace and Sarah, ing to the New York Post. foundation set up in the 7, spoke tenderly about Madonna Badger is a long- Matthew Badger, the girls’ honor, the Other 364 her children at a public fu- time Manhattanite and for- girls’ father, who is sepa- Foundation. Musician Ru- neral in their memory. mer art director at Calvin rated from his wife, did fus Wainwright sang “Over Cop docked “I want to remember my Klein. Among the hun- not speak, but asked Rev. the Rainbow.” after killing dog girls out loud,” Badger said. dreds who came to mourn Dr. William S. Shillady to The funeral was fol- A city cop lost 10 “My girls are in my heart. her daughters were musi- speak for him. lowed by a private burial vacation days They’re right here, and cian Lou Reed, actor Phillip He described Grace as a ceremony in the Bronx. Wednesday for that’s where they live now.” Seymour-Hoffman and de- “force of creative nature,” killing a pit bull. In Badger, a renowned signers Calvin Klein and Lily like “a beautiful song,” EMILY ANNE EPSTEIN 2009, Andre Jeter New York City fashion ex- Vera Wang. and Sarah as wise beyond [email protected] and his partner fired five shots at the dog when it charged them. Jeter fired two City 911 50K more shots to kill the NEW YORK. Mayor Michael and Emergency Medical animal, which the Bloomberg announced a Dispatch services are now system NYPD deemed major change to the city’s located on the same floor excessive. METRO 911 system Thursday: All and with the same The new system can upgrade dispatchers are now on technology. The city handle 50,000 calls per Bloomberg the same floor. Dispatch- receives 11 million 911 hour — about 40 times ers from the NYPD, FDNY calls each year. METRO/AB more than on Sept. 11. SHOP 1OAM-1OPM FRIDAY & 9AM-1OPM SATURDAY. HOURS MAY VARY BY STORE. 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Iowa caucuses, may have place after being attacked Romney still holds a Romney polled 43 a new and unlikely part- heavily in ads by a group strong lead ahead of Tues- percent support a day earli- ner in his quest to tarnish aligned with Romney. day’s primary. er, while Santorum had 6 rival Mitt Romney: Presi- REUTERS Santorum finished percent. REUTERS star rises Conservative politician started out as one of the poorest senators Signed on with some outside companies, bringing in $1.3 million GETTY IMAGES WE HELP STRENGTHEN ALL OF YOU JOIN THE YMCA BY JAN. 30TH AND PAY NO JOINER’S FEE Former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum (R) greets diners at the Tilt’n Diner yesterday in Tilton, N.H. 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Attacks in mainly police checkpoint west of Shiite Muslim areas of Iraq Nassiriya in the south, killed at least 73 people where a suicide bomber and wounded scores on killed 44 people.REUTERS WEEKENDNYC’s #1 FREE DAILY 07 WEEKEND, JANUARY 6-8, 2012 2 THE IMPORTANCE OF ‘PORTLANDIA’ Real-life inspiration ‘That guy As the comedy show returns for a second season on IFC, Fred Armisen talks about addictive does exist!’ television, the importance of editing and why he likes to get out of control Armisen is probably I best known to main- n one sketch during the Quoted didn’t use.” stream audiences for new season of “Port- Armisen says a large por- his portrayal of Presi- landia,” the characters “We film so much tion of that unused footage dent Obama on “Sat- played by Fred Armisen stuff. We could do a is he and Brownstein ruin- urday Night Live.” The and Carrie Brownstein de- whole season of ing the scenes by laughing characters he plays on cide to watch a single uncontrollably at what the “Portlandia” are episode of “Battlestar Galac- what we didn’t use.” other one has come up with heightened versions tica” before they head out ARMISEN on the spot. He is quick to of everyday people to a friend’s birthday party. give away the credit for the and self-serious hip- Unable to pull themselves The first season recently be- finished product. ster types (think femi- away from the TV after 45 gan streaming on Netflix, “We’re not part of the ed- nist bookstore owners minutes, they miss the par- and the second season pre- iting process,” he explains, and bike messengers) ty, end up devouring the mieres Friday. “because those guys are ge- that are so spot-on first season, and over a few Armisen says he has niuses.” they feel like they consecutive days, the whole found himself in similarly Armisen says relinquish- must come from an series. Jobs are lost, bills go intense viewing marathons ing that authority is liberat- arsenal of acquain- unpaid and they stop get- with shows like “Game of ing because every time he tances. Not so, he ting up to use the bath- Thrones” and “The Wire.” watches the edits, he finds says: “It’s a weird room. 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