B i I am Billy Bramble: the King, the President and ll B i l ly the Emperor of Bad Lucksville. I am the Chief y B Executive of Bad Luck Limited, the Bad Luck ra Champion of the World, the Bad Luck Guinness m e Winovirsldib Rlee dcoogr dG hooblbdeerr. aHned’ sit m’sy a Bll rtihnagnekrs o tfo B mady Luck. blea B r a m b l n d T and Billy Bramble likes rude words, loud farts and freestyle H sneezing, but when BAD THINGS happen, his invisible E THE angry dog Gobber barks in his ears, gives him brain mash GR GREAT and breaks things. Billy tries hard to stay out of trouble, E but Gobber has other ideas. One day a competition is A BIG announced at school – THE GREAT BIG COOK OFF – can T Billy Bramble defeat Gobber and change his epic bad luck? B I COOK OFF G Brilliant and thoughtful insight into the mind of an eleven- CO by Sally Donovan year-old and the wonderful power of cooking. O –Lorraine Pascale K O F Bafbheinlolea yaolr idnBnkgsr,g ahnrsmyio.p ,I tb, i b mylleeeoaa luiigsse t icvan tae ahfn area ynavt tcedtahhrosyirgteooi.vcun T ebgeo. ohgco aepknteh… rleesri a[s tBrthniinle lsygyo], bmeisav eatett nhnletii ncuwegai l btlfhyroo, cyimne w r sttiphathiiitns e of – Coby, 12 F Sally Do n o v a Jessica Kingsley Publishers n C o ver d esign : K ara M cH JKP Illustrated ale by Kara McHale www.jkp.com Praise for Billy Bramble ‘Brilliant and thoughtful insight into the mind of an eleven-year- old and the wonderful power of cooking.’ – Lorraine Pascale, TV Chef and Fostering Ambassador ‘An inspiring read which will encourage children to get cooking in order to make delicious food and also gain confidence in their own abilities.’ – Jo Ingleby, BBC Cook of the Year 2015 and Chef in Residence at Redcliffe Children’s Centre ‘The book shows even if you are different you can achieve.’ – Jordan, 14 ‘I like the way Billy has an invisible dog. It is one of the best books I have read.’ – Sophie, 13 ‘Very nice writing. Next time try and use more adjectives.’ – Mrs Penfolder, English teacher ‘I love Billy, he is funny and cool and awesome and I understand him. I think he was very brave for entering the competition. The story made me laugh a lot.’ – JB ‘The story is good. It makes you want to read on.’ – Adam, 12 ‘I liked the character of Billy.’ – Thomas, 13 ‘Cluck cluck cluck peck cluck.’ – Facebook the Chicken ‘Billy Bramble is a fantastic book. It gives you an insight into people who may struggle and how their surroundings can influence their behaviours and attitudes. Billy Bramble is a nice boy with an angry, imaginary dog. Together they battle with certain feelings. I believe everyone can learn something from this book, not least that through persisting, eventually, in spite of hardship, you can achieve.’ – Coby, 12 ‘Sally Donovan’s deeply felt story gives us a glimpse of how hard it is for Billy to keep trying and hoping that things might be different. This moving story encapsulates many key themes expressed by vulnerable children and paints a vivid picture of the seeming impossible dilemmas they may be facing. Compelling for children, this book will also be of great value to adults as through Billy they gain insight into the risks children face when they begin to dare to trust.’ – Dr Vivien Norris, Consultant Clinical Psychologist ‘A uniquely original and loveable narrator – Billy Bramble draws you powerfully into his world. Sally Donovan presents the thoughts and hopes and dreams and disappointments of a child with great insight and sensitivity. She understands children, she gets into their hearts and into their minds and makes them come alive on the page. I can’t remember the last time I was so moved – and amused – by a child narrator. It will move you and make you laugh within the space of a few lines.’ – Virginia Macgregor, author of What Milo Saw and The Astonishing Return of Norah Wells First published in 2016 by Jessica Kingsley Publishers 73 Collier Street London N1 9BE, UK and 400 Market Street, Suite 400 Philadelphia, PA 19106, USA www.jkp.com Copyright © Sally Donovan 2016 Illustrations copyright © Kara McHale 2016 All rights reserved. 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Library of Congress Cataloging in Publication Data A CIP catalog record for this book is available from the Library of Congress British Library Cataloguing in Publication Data A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library ISBN 978 1 84905 663 2 eISBN 978 1 78450 164 8 BILLY BRAMBLE and THE GREAT BIG COOK OFF Sally Donovan Illustrated by Kara McHale Jessica Kingsley Publishers London and Philadelphia IN THIS BOOK YOU WILL FIND... MUM AND DAD MRS BUTTRESS (BEST TEACHER EVER) ME (BILLY BRAMBLE) WITH FACEBOOK CARTER (MY CHICKEN) N O T G N TI T U N R M FELICITY FAIRBURN LUCY (MY SISTER) H U N G( ORUYR B CUANTG)R Y 1 S(BIGENSTOR C HSAEFL AEDVEINRO) MY NAME IS BILLY BRAMBLE Let me introduce myself. My name is Billy Bramble and I should know because I hear it fifty thousand million times a day. Billy Bramble be quiet. Billy Bramble sit down. Billy Bramble sit still. Billy Bramble FOCUS. Billy Bramble STOP THAT RIGHT THIS MINUTE. Slow down Billy Bramble. Get on with it Billy Bramble. WALK Billy Bramble. STOP RUNNING Billy Bramble. Put that down Billy Bramble. That’s not nice Billy Bramble. Stop swinging on your chair Billy Bramble. 2